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Charlie Sheen's marriage is in trouble

Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are having, ahem, "problems." Last month it was reported that after Brooke was hospitalized due to complications from her pregnancy, Charlie -- who was in Las Vegas at the time -- didn't even fly back to L.A. to be with her. Brooke gave birth to twins on Saturday and Charlie barely made it to the hospital in time for the delivery. From TheMediaBuffet.com:

Sheen wasn’t to be seen the entire Saturday while Mueller checked in with the help of an assistant. Charlie was a no show. He has not been seen spending much time at Saint John’s Hospital but has managed to attend the delivery even though Brooke arrived to the hospital alone.  It became especially tense, sources say, this weekend, when the couple's arguing prohibited friends from visiting.

“Brooke won’t put up with Charlie’s berating much longer,” says the source. “This pregnancy has been especially rough on Mueller,” say insiders. “She has gotten some life saving support from her mom and close friends.” (Source)

The fact that Charlie is acting the way he is around the mother of his children is absolutely disgusting. Even more disgusting: that Brooke is surprised. She had to have known who she was getting involved with when they first started dating. The only thing not shocking about this whole story is that Charlie actually showed up for the delivery. Why? Because there was a vagina involved.

Charlie Sheen at the MAGIC Marketplace convention in Las Vegas (2/17)

As Charlie Sheen parties it up in Vegas, his pregnant wife Brooke Mueller is relaxing in the hospital. In Charlie's defense, that is, like, a 45 minute flight back to L.A. It's pretty inconvenient. From The Media Buffet:

Brooke Mueller Sheen, wife of Charlie, is hospitalized at Cedars Sinai in Beverly Hills for complications during her pregnancy. Meanwhile Charlie is allegedly partying it up at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. No one at Cedars has seen hide nor hair of him. We hear they were not getting along, but could he really be that HEARTLESS??? (Source)

What did Brooke expect? She married Charlie Sheen! Charlie's just not the type to hold a candlelight vigil by the bedside of his hospitalized wife. He's the type to hold twenties in his mouth while strippers try to suffocate him with their silicone implants. If Brooke had wanted to be with a Saint, she should have enrolled in Catholic school . . . and been a 12-year-old boy.

Brooke Mueller bikini pics! (Costa Rica - 6/2)

That body belongs to Brooke Mueller, new wife of Charlie Sheen. The couple is currently honeymooning in Costa Rica. In related news, the L.A. escort industry has seen profits plunge 85% in the last 2 days.

Charlie Sheen is getting married at the end of May. In Touch Weekly says:

A source close to Charlie Sheen and his fiancé, Brooke Mueller, reveals to In Touch exclusively that they are going to marry on May 30. The couple met at a party in early 2006 not long after Charlie separated from his then-wife, Denise Richards. He proposed to the actress/real estate agent with a $500,000 ring in July of 2007. This will be the Two and a Half Men star's third marriage and Brooke's first.

And for no good reason, in their "Living Legends of Sex" article, Maxim wrote:

CHARLIE SHEEN

CONQUESTS: 5,000

The son of Martin and brother of Emilio Estevez has an infamous lust for hookers. The irony is, of course, that Charlie’s also quite capable of getting ladies who’ll do the deed gratis. It’s how he managed to rack up 5,000 pairs of boots knocked. (Source)

Last year, Sheen wrote to his ex-wife Denise Richards:

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and, um, oh yeah, sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself, sad, jobless pig . . . Go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser." Richards' mother is undergoing treatment for breast cancer. (Source)

Australia's news.com.au adds:

Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen allegedly hired the same callgirl involved in the Eliot Spitzer scandal for a fantasy themed threesome. Pimp Jason Itzler, 41, claims he sent Ashley Alexander Dupre under the name of Victoria and another girl, Cheryl to Sheen more than two years ago, the Daily Record reported. He claims Sheen paid $20,000 for a threesome with the girls dressed up as cheerleaders. "Sheen got the girls to dress up as cheerleaders . . . chanting 'Charlie! Charlie! He's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can!'". (Source)

And finally Female First says:

Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss knew her ex-client Charlie Sheen's marriage to Denise Richards was doomed because the playboy loved the company of prostitutes too much.

One prostitute, Chloe Jones, recently dismissed claims by the actor's father Martin Sheen that the Wall Street star wasn't cheating on Richards, by telling US tabloids that she and Sheen - an old client - met and enjoyed oral sex in a Hollywood hotel in February, 2005.

And now Fleiss admits she isn't surprised that Sheen's marriage is over. She says, "The guy's a rat." Fleiss admits she feels sorry for the actor's pregnant wife Richards. She adds, "She's got to be devastated... (She should) take all the money and move on and forget about him." (Source)

I really have no idea how Charlie's marriage to Brooke will go, but how much you wanna bet they move to a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence, have four kids, and live happily ever after.

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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller

Charlie Sheen loves his fiancée Brooke Mueller so much he's getting all of his tattoos lasered off. Weird . . . the last time I cheated on my fiancée with five hookers at the same time I, too, felt guilty and had all my tattoos removed. Probably just a coincidence. The New York Post says:

Charlie Sheen is so serious about fiancée Brooke Mueller, he's promised to remove his 13 tattoos, which she hates. Sheen, who spent his early years partying hard and bedding a bevy of actresses, doesn't remember getting some of the gruesome tats, including a dragon with glasses and a stingray on his left ankle. A wooden sign nailed to his chest above his heart reads, "Back in 15 minutes." That one was originally meant to be an ashtray, he said, but went horribly wrong. Sheen can't even remember the year he got it. One tattoo he's already had lasered off is the "Denise," for ex-wife Denise Richards, on his left wrist. (Source)

Are tattoos really the most undesirable items Charlie needs removed? I'd think syphilis, gonorrhea, and herpes would be higher. I heard Charlie's crotch is so contaminated, Hans Blix classified it as a weapon of mass destruction! As a matter of fact, the CDC once quarantined Charlie's house for fear of a pandemic. You know that movie Outbreak--roughly based on Charlie's junk. Also, a little known fact is that in Namibia, the word Ebola roughly translates into "Charlie Sheen." Look it up.