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Brooke Hogan got hacked

So I guess Brooke Hogan had her sidekick hacked by one of the folks over at Digital Gangster. Her cell number is (786)329-2262. Called it, it's been disconnected. The Hulk's number is (727)215-4037. Called it, it rings and leads to his voicemail greeting. You can definitely tell it's him. Nick's cell is (305)395-2267. The number forwards to a taxi service which I thought was pretty appropriate. More from this later today . . .
[Digital Gangster]

Brooke and Hulk Hogan at the Calle Ocho Festival in Miami (3/15)

Say what you will about the Hulk being at the Calle Ocho Festival in Miami yesterday -- on the one hand he's trying to support his daughter and her career; on the other it's a little creepy since her entire act consisted of her gyrating around a stripper pole -- but I think we can all agree on one thing: He shouldn't have been throwing dollar bills.

Brooke Hogan performing at the Calle Ocho Festival in Miami's Little Havana (3/15)

Whose idea was it to put a stripper pole on stage with Brooke Hogan? Because, sir, you should be shot. My god, my eyes literally feel like they've just been gang-raped. They're gonna need hours of hot lesbian porn to get back to normal. sigh

Brooke Hogan bikini pics!

Brooke Hogan in Miami (July 2008)

"Look at me! Hey everyone! Look at me!"

Brooke Hogan: Coming soon to a Surreal Life: Season 22 near you! From the St. Petersburg Times:

What would you do if we didn't give you a periodic Brooke Hogan update? Shrivel up and blow away, we're thinking, so we have to tell you that Brooke and her VH1 handlers are shooting an episode of Brooke Knows Best at the Florida State Fair on Feb. 6. Buy your tickets now!

Wilson Media tells tbt* and The Juice* that the deal is "90 percent done," but Hogan is "due to wrestle" Rick Flair's son in a circus tent after the last show of the day by Circus Hollywood. Now that shows some promise. (Source)

Of course she's wrestling a dude. Having Brooke Hogan wrestle another female would be about as lopsided as Tori Spelling's tits. The only things missing from this circus tent event are hungry alligators, flame throwing midgets, and dignity. Let's just hope for Brooke's sake that if she tries a flying suplex, her chest holds up better than the front end of her brother's car.

Brooke and Hulk Hogan in South Beach (1/20)

Being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes you just want to drive your mini Cadillac down the busiest street in South Beach without everyone pointing and gawking at you like you're some kind of circus animal. Geesh, just leave the Hogans alone already.

Brooke Hogan shopping in Miami Beach (12/18)

In case you were wondering what Brooke Hogan's been up to lately, she went shopping yesterday in Miami with no bra on. Since it's almost Christmas and nothing interesting is happening in Hollywood, I figured these pics were worthy of their own post. I wonder if Brooke's gonna buy a present for her mom's boyfriend? My suggestion: a fake i.d.

You're an idiot

Remember back in May when Nick Hogan was sentenced to eight months in jail for effectively killing his friend John Graziano in a car accident? Because of good behavior, Nick's set to be released tomorrow from the Pinellas County Jail. In other words, what better time for the latest edition of: Brooke Hogan is clearly fucking high! Brooke wrote on her MySpace blog:

[. . .] I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers...... To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough.....Please pray for my brothers safety too... this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.

ok. Back to the happy stuff! .......I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!

Love you guys!

brooke

Brooke Brooke Brooke, I know I'm not a doctor, but trust me when I tell you this: John is in a "permanent vegetative state" -- he's not putting on his loafers and dancing out of that hospital anytime soon. Let me put it in terms you'll understand. Go to your kitchen. Get a banana. Throw it on the ground. That's John for the next 57 years. The end.

[WENN]

Brooke Hogan bikini pics! (Miami - 9/14)

And she looks less . . . manly. All those so-called "doctors" that claim eating disorders are bad for your health must be feeling pretty stupid right now.

Brooke Hogan bikini pics! (Miami - 8/7)

Has the Hulk been taking photography classes? These pictures don't look half bad . . . he did take these pictures, right?