Brooke Burke in the January issue of Fitness + Lindsay Lohan is a dumbshit [
The Superficial]
+ It's a bikini Christmas! [
Linkiest]
+ Miley Cyrus drops the F bomb [
Celebuzz]
+ Guess who's banging Kate Upton . . . [
Busted Coverage]
+ Gisele Bundchen looking pretty sexy [
Drunken Stepfather]
+ Is Vanessa Hudgens wearing lingerie? [
Popoholic]
+ Leilani Dowding showing off her smoking bikini body [
Hollywood Tuna]
+ Irina Shayk just sorta laying around [
Pick Me Up News]
+ Leftover bikini pics of the day [
moejackson]
+ WTF? Paris Hilton does not look like that [
Dlisted]
+ Snooki sued for $7 million [
The Blemish]
+ All I want for Christmas is this monkey [
CityRag]
+ She has a good boobs to waist ratio [
Double Viking]
*5 Brooke Burke pictures total in the gallery:
Brooke Burke and David Charvet at the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theater LA LIVE (9/18)
Note to self: If possible, break up Brooke Burke and David Charvet's
marriage, impregnate her, start new family. If not possible, masturbate heavily to elaborate fantasy scenario of breaking up Brooke Burke's marriage, impregnating her, and starting new family. A source told
Star:
"[Brooke] knows the importance of looking sexy and fit for her hubby! She works hard at being a good wife." And that includes making sure she has alone time with her actor hubby [David Charvet]: "Her daughters had gotten used to sleeping in her bed," says the source. leaving the newlyweds to sneak off to a hotel for steamy romps. "But Brooke put her foot down. She and David insisted the girls be banished to their rooms, so they could spice up their sex life...and it worked!" (Print Edition - 12/19)
Ah good. This is the first lesson from Celebslam University [and Titty Bar] for the ladies. When you gals are feeling froggy and want to jump, look to Brook Burke as a shining example of what you should be. BB is somebody in this town -- not quite a D-lister -- but absolutely reality show fodder. David Charvet, on the other hand, is less important in Hollywood than an NRA square dance. I'm not saying his career is dead, but I'm pretty sure I saw it get its ass kicked, shot, then driven around Libya for a couple of days. But it's Brooke who's humbling herself to this guy. Remember David? I don't either, but Google tells me he was on Baywatch when it was still trying to be a serious show about lifeguards -- Brooke should be able to set this tool on fire and not worry about his happiness. So remember ladies, no matter how successful you become, nothing replaces the fulfillment you feel when you have dinner on the table on time and the laundry cleaned, folded, and put away nicely.
*26 Brooke Burke and David Charvet pictures total in the gallery:
Brooke Burke Brooke Burke at the "Rock 'n' Roll Las Vegas Stiletto Dash" at the Palazzo Resort in Las Vegas (12/3)
*15 Brooke Burke pictures total in the gallery:
Brooke Burke Brooke Burke out and about in Santa Monica (9/22)
*10 Brooke Burke pictures total in the gallery:
Brooke Burke is married Didn't get to this yesterday (whiskey), but
Tara Reid wasn't the only surprise wedding over the weekend. Brooke Burke married her fiancée-of-five-years David Charvet Saturday in St. Barts. From
Life & Style:
Joined by their children, the couple, both 39, made it official after being engaged for nearly five years. "We're just at that place, where love is deep and meaningful, and we're feeling very settled," Brooke confided about their relationship last year.
After revving up their romance in 2005, the two became engaged in August 2006. "It was a total surprise," Brooke has said about the night when David proposed to her. "It was all very romantic. He's my best friend."
I know Brooke's been engaged for five years, but it still seems like she's rushing into it. C'mon Brooke, date some different guys . . . go out with your girlfriends . . . have sex with a random celebrity blogger who's been sending you hair clippings for the past ten years.
*53 Brooke Burke pictures total in the gallery:
The 2010 Emmy Awards: Just the Attractive People Here's a ton of pics -- 196 -- from the Emmy Awards last night (just the attractive people, of course). I swear to god, if
Jersey Shore gets snubbed again next year, I'm not watching this damn show in 2012. And that's a promise Emmy voters. As always, this took me a shitload of time to edit and upload so do me a favor and click around a little.
*196 pictures from the 2010 Emmy Awards in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, August 17
Brooke Burke in St. Barts (
9 pics start here)
Kate Walsh and
Taye Diggs filming a scene for their show
Private Practice in Santa Monica (
11 pics start here)
Miss Universe 2009
Stefania Fernandez launching the "Miss Universe Edition Couture Pop" at Sugar Factory in Las Vegas (
12 pics start here)
English model/WAG
Abbey Clancy at the Quarry Farm Stables in Lingfield, Surrey, England (
10 pics start here)
John Mayer leaving a gym in West Hollywood (
8 pics start here)
Lisa Marie Presley arriving at Heathrow Airport (
9 pics start here)
Nicky Hilton leaving Fred Segal in Santa Monica (
11 pics start here)
Amy Poehler out and about in New York (
7 pics start here)
Heather Graham leaving the ArcLight cinema in Hollywood following the premiere of
The Switch (
6 pics start here)
Claire Danes launching the new Valspar Hi-Def Paint at Grand Central Terminal in New York (
12 pics start here)
Mariska Hargitay on the set of
Law and Order: SVU in NYC (
7 pics start here)
Actress
Jennette McCurdy (
iCarly) kicking off the "iSupply Drive" at Meineke Car Care Center in Las Vegas (
11 pics start here)
*113 photos total in the gallery:
Brooke Burke Brooke Burke out and about in Brentwood (7/6)
*10 photos total in the gallery:
Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: