
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in Hollywood (10/4)
If you're on pins and needles waiting to see the first pics of the baby with the dumb name, I hate to ruin your day but Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz aren't finding any takers. Oh noes! How will they buy a new Range Rover and extra-small jeans for Pete! From the New York Post:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are trying to drum up some cash by selling photos of their baby, Bronx Mowgli - but so far, no takers. A celebrity weekly insider told Page Six, "Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well." (Source)
According to experts, Ashlee and Pete haven't sold their baby pics due, in small part, to the troubled economy, and in large part, because no one cares.

Ashlee Simpson leaving Hamasaku restaurant in West Hollywood (10/17)
Ashlee Simpson had her baby last night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Yup, they named their kid after the kid from the Jungle Book. Gee, I don't see that kid developing any emotional problems at all. Thanks Mom and Dad! From their rep:
"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening. Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!" (Source)
You know what this means? Jessica Simpson is now an aunt. God I hope Ashlee and Pete don't leave her alone with the baby. "Momma always used to wash me in the sink so I figgered the dishwasher'd be twice as fast. Get off my back! I didn't mean to kill yer baby!"