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Sophia Bush, Benji Madden, and Brody Jenner on the set of an OP photo shoot in L.A. (6/10)

+ Megan Fox continuing her sexy world tour [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Audrina Patridge and her big boobs in a bikini [The Superficial]
+ Katie Price playing with her boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Anna Faris Bikini Pictures Show Off Her Implants [Egotastic!]
+ Boobs! (NSFW) [College Humor]

+ Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, and Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis [Popoholic]
+ Ellen DeGeneres doesn't want kids [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Using your belly button as an anus in a tattoo: a brief gallery [Holy Taco]
+ Megan Fox says the dumbest things [A Socialite's Life]
+ Miley Cyrus posing like a slut [Dlisted]

+ What a nice angle to see boobs [Double Viking]
+ John Mayer can be be pretty funny sometimes [F-Listed]
+ Some models just seem to make their way around sports [Busted Coverage]
+ 10 of the funniest Bruno clips [Attuworld]

Brody Jenner and his girlfriend Jayde Nicole filming an episode of The Hills at Pinches Tacos in West Hollywood (5/28)

+ Kendra Wilkinson still has outrageous tits [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kristin Cavallari has sweet legs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ A little something for the ladies [The Superficial]
+ Kim Kardashian is a Little Underdressed [Egotastic!]
+ Evangeline is so damn sexy [Popoholic]

+ I would love to see here do another chick [Bastardly]
+ Tom Brady did not knock up a supermodel [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Chris Brown is being sued by an idiot [Dlisted]
+ Tori Spelling killed her dad [A Socialite's Life]

+ Dream turns to a nightmare for Susan Boyle [Yeeeah!]
+ Megan Fox has a nipple adjuster [CityRag]
+ Star magazine claims Angelina is pregnant yet again [popbytes]
+ J.Lo is jealous [Gabby Babble]

Brody Jenner and his girlfriend Jayde Nicole at LAX (1/11)
+ Lindsay Lohan gives a passive aggressive finger [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Whitney Port Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Katie Holmes getting crunk [Just Jared]
+ It's Linda Hogan's ass! (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Ryan Seacrest gets rejected [Dlisted]

+ I would do naughty, naughty things to this girl [IDLYITW]
+ Cleavage shot of the day [All Cosplay]
+ Jennifer Korbin is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Another day, another weird Katy Perry dress [Derek Hail]

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

[INFDaily.com]

I hate you

He's plowed through so much ass in Hollywood, he needs help from his friends to keep track. I hate him. From the New York Post:

How does Brody Jenner keep track of all his conquests? With a little help from his sidekick on "The Hills," Frankie Delgado. Our spy overheard Delgado in Washington Square Park Wednesday clueing his playboy pal in on who the woman chatting with them was. "A cute blonde walked up to them, and Brody looked confused as to who she was," said our source. But then Delgado told him, 'You slept with her in Cabo.' " (Source)

Brody forgetting the name of chicks he's banged is a lot like me with bank accounts. I can never remember which bank I've put which million. Sometimes it's an international conglomerate, and sometimes it's just a mom and pop outfit. If Brody wants to remember which is which, he should probably do what I do: make a monthly deposit into each one.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Cora Skinner bikini pics! (Maui - 6/4)

That's Brody Jenner, his girlfriend Cora Skinner, and his mom in Maui yesterday. As you can probably tell, Cora's a swimsuit model. Her talents include parrot holding and looking incredibly hot in an orange bikini. Wow. I don't even know this chick and yet I have an overwhelming urge to shower her with gifts.

NOTE: 16 more pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)

[Flynet]

Brody Jenner at the 944 magazine Super Bowl party (1/31)

Brody Jenner has an entourage. Go ahead and soak that in for a second. Brody Jenner has an entourage. It's statement's like that that make me angry at life. I hate you life! Via Page Six:

Brody Jenner has his vast entourage of sycophants very well behaved. The hunky star of The Hills showed up at the House of Hennessy/Tao pre-Super Bowl party in Phoenix with 12 pals in tow and stayed incognito all night with a hood pulled over his head. Our spy reports, "When he wanted to leave, he snapped his fingers and said to his crew, 'I'm out!' They all followed instructions and promptly ran after him like a pack of trained dogs." (Source)

I thought groupies were supposed to be chicks? Interestingly enough, the last time I heard a story about a self-righteous egomaniac in a hood who was being followed around by mindless drones, there was a burning cross, incantations, and sodomy involved . . . so a lot like how this story probably ended (minus the cross burning and incantations). As a matter of fact, there's only one way Brody Jenner could get me to follow him around like that: If he promised me a ménage à cuatro with his stepmother and two stepsisters (you know the two).

Brody Jenner in Brentwood (10/31)

Of all the Santa Bin Ladens I saw this Halloween, I'd have to say Brody Jenner pulled it off best.

The National Enquirer is reporting this week that Joel Madden may not be the father of Nicole Richie's unborn child. The mag says there were four men "in Richie's life" when she found out she was pregnant, which sounds way better than "she was getting plugged by a different guy Monday-Thursday." Entertainmentwise.com says:

[The National Enquirer's] report says that Nicole will not know for sure who fathered her child until the potential baby-daddies undergo paternity tests. A source tells the Enquirer: "Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant." (Source)

ichael K over at Dlisted.com is reporting the four lucky guys are current boyfriend Joel Madden, ex-boyfriends DJ AM and Brody Jenner, and--get ready for this--Jeff Goldblum. Richie briefly dated the 54-year-old actor last year after she broke up with DJ AM. By the way, Jeff's 6'5" and Richie is 5'1". One can only hope they made a sex tape. I imagine it would look a lot like a basketball player trying to smother a fifth grader.

Less than a month into their relationship, Brody Jenner (from Princes of Malibu) and Lauren "L.C." Conrad (from Laguna Beach and The Hills) have split up. "We're not together anymore," Jenner told a source on Thursday at the launch party for the new furniture collection at Minotti in Los Angeles (Not another furniture launch party! God it seems like I have to turn down at least two of these a week.):

The news was echoed by his mother, Linda Thompson, who told PEOPLE at the Environmental Media Awards last week, "I think Brody's pretty single right now. He's on his way to Miami. Bikinis, thongs. I think he'd better be single right now."

I think this article may have confused Brody's Mother with one of his male friends. Because no [sober] Mom I know encourages her son to break up with his girlfriend so he can bang more women. That's something the little red devil sitting on your shoulder tells you (he usually tells me to burn things and hurt animals). Moms are supposed to tuck you in at night and remind you about wearing your seatbelt. They shouldn't even hint that you have a penis.

split up. "We're not together anymore," Jenner told a source on Thursday at the launch party for the new furniture collection at Minotti in Los Angeles (Not another furniture launch party! God it seems like I have to turn down at least two of these a week.):

The news was echoed by his mother, Linda Thompson, who told PEOPLE at the Environmental Media Awards last week, "I think Brody's pretty single right now. He's on his way to Miami. Bikinis, thongs. I think he'd better be single right now."

I think this article may have confused Brody's Mother with one of his male friends. Because no [sober] Mom I know encourages her son to break up with his girlfriend so he can bang more women. That's something the little red devil sitting on your shoulder tells you (he usually tells me to burn things and hurt animals). Moms are supposed to tuck you in at night and remind you about wearing your seatbelt. They shouldn't even hint that you have a penis.