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Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner leaving Urth Cafe in West Hollywood (10/26)

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Brody Jenner arriving to Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood (10/15)

Not literally of course (Paris and Lindsay are out of town). I mean he's not being charged with beating up Brody Jenner's girlfriend Jayde Nicole. From TMZ:

According to the report, the D.A. supports Joe's claims that the surveillance video shows that Jayde "appears to have acted without immediate provocation." In conclusion, the D.A. thought "the interests of justice do not support the filing of criminal charges against any of the three suspects [Joe, Jayde, and Brody Jenner]."

Remember kids, there's a lesson to be learned here. And that lesson is that it's OK to grab girls by the hair and violently yank them to the ground. Screw Madison for making fun of you during recess yesterday. Joe Francis, the L.A. County District Attorney's Office, and I agree that you need to show that bitch who's boss.

Joe Francis at Star magazine's 5th Year Anniversary Celebration at Bardot nightclub in West Hollywood (10/13)

Joe Francis is a really tough guy . . . except when he accidentally runs into the dude he was just talking shit about. Oops! From the New York Post:

"Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis was talking tough about his nemesis, Brody Jenner, on the red carpet at Bardot in Hollywood the other night. "If I see Brody Jenner, he is dead," Francis said, and charmingly added that Jenner has the "smallest penis I have ever seen." But Francis -- who brawled with the star of "The Hills" at an LA bar recently -- didn't expect to come face to face with Jenner and four strapping friends moments later inside the Star magazine party. A spy reports, "Brody's boys stood up as soon as they saw Joe. Lo Bosworth told them all to calm down and not do anything crazy. Brody and his pals walked out giving Francis dirty looks. Francis stood there with his tail between his legs. He looked scared shitless."

How many guy's packages has Joe Francis seen that he can declare Brody "the smallest penis" he's ever seen? It sounds like either Joe's been churning out the Girls Gone Wild videos to mask his own homosexual tendencies, or he got quite an eye (and mouth) full during his time in jail. Either way, every guy should keep one thing in mind the next time they see Joe Francis standing next to them at the urinal: he's probably checking out your junk.

Kristin Cavallari at the "UNITE Unveiled: Gen Art's Fresh Faces In Fashion" event at SkyBar in L.A. (9/29)

If you're anything like me, you really really like strawberry milk. I mean, seriously, it's strawberry and it's milk. You can't fucking beat that. Also like me, you're probably dying to know why Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner broke up, um, three years ago. Well thank god E! is on the case!:

Listen up, boys. If you want to get close to Kristin Cavallari, you better not be boring in bed. Remember how The Hills' new queen bee said in the new trailer that sex with ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner was "very vanilla"? She explained that comment a little more last night at the Unite Unveiled party she hosted at Skybar.

"We just...didn't really do anything out of the box," she laughed.

Dude, I'm pretty sure Kristin Cavallari just told us she likes it up the ass.

NOTE: If only Kristin wasn't so "developed" and "legal" because Roman Polanski and her would make such a cute couple. You're not allergic to quaaludes, are you Kristin?

Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner shopping in Hollywood (8/24)

In the red corner, coming in at 6'1", 200 pounds, JOE FRANCIS! And in the blue corner, coming in at 5'9", 110 pounds, JAYDE NICOLE! The two went at it last night at Guys & Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood . . . and by "went at it" I mean Joe -- the founder of the Girls Gone Wild franchise -- beat the shit out of Jayde -- Brody Jenner's girlfriend and 2008 Playmate of the Year -- Chris Brown style. From TMZ:

Jenner just spoke with us by phone. According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating his birthday, when Jayde saw Francis hitting on an ex-girlfriend of his (Francis'), Jenner says "unrelentingly." Jayde felt he was harassing the woman -- whom Jayde and Brody know -- and she threw a drink on Francis.

Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde's hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her. Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away -- Brody followed. Jenner says he started yelling at Francis and both men were ejected from the club.

Outside the club, Jenner says he tried to get back in to see Jayde but security wouldn't let him. Jenner then saw Joe, punched him in the face, and then someone tased him and he fell to the ground. Francis left the scene. The cops -- who say a call came in at 2:46 AM for battery -- came but no one was arrested.

Jayde tells TMZ she will press charges against Francis. Jayde has a black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore. Some of her hair also got pulled out.

Joe better not beat up any more Playmates for the rest of the year -- or at least keep it to a minimum. I'd hate for people to start thinking of him as some kind of guy who doesn't respect women . . .

Sophia Bush, Benji Madden, and Brody Jenner on the set of an OP photo shoot in L.A. (6/10)

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Brody Jenner and his girlfriend Jayde Nicole filming an episode of The Hills at Pinches Tacos in West Hollywood (5/28)

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+ Kristin Cavallari has sweet legs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ A little something for the ladies [The Superficial]
+ Kim Kardashian is a Little Underdressed [Egotastic!]
+ Evangeline is so damn sexy [Popoholic]

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+ Tom Brady did not knock up a supermodel [I'm Not Obsessed]
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+ Dream turns to a nightmare for Susan Boyle [Yeeeah!]
+ Megan Fox has a nipple adjuster [CityRag]
+ Star magazine claims Angelina is pregnant yet again [popbytes]
+ J.Lo is jealous [Gabby Babble]

Brody Jenner and his girlfriend Jayde Nicole at LAX (1/11)
+ Lindsay Lohan gives a passive aggressive finger [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Whitney Port Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Katie Holmes getting crunk [Just Jared]
+ It's Linda Hogan's ass! (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Ryan Seacrest gets rejected [Dlisted]

+ I would do naughty, naughty things to this girl [IDLYITW]
+ Cleavage shot of the day [All Cosplay]
+ Jennifer Korbin is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Another day, another weird Katy Perry dress [Derek Hail]

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Apple Bar in Beverly Hills (10/7)

It's bad enough that you're dating the Playmate of the Year, but do you have to parade her out in front of the paparazzi to rub it in? Aw, who am I kidding, I'd do the same. Hell, if I was dating the Playmate of the Year, I'd tie her to the hood of my car and drive around Hollywood honking my horn.

[INFDaily.com]

I hate you

He's plowed through so much ass in Hollywood, he needs help from his friends to keep track. I hate him. From the New York Post:

How does Brody Jenner keep track of all his conquests? With a little help from his sidekick on "The Hills," Frankie Delgado. Our spy overheard Delgado in Washington Square Park Wednesday clueing his playboy pal in on who the woman chatting with them was. "A cute blonde walked up to them, and Brody looked confused as to who she was," said our source. But then Delgado told him, 'You slept with her in Cabo.' " (Source)

Brody forgetting the name of chicks he's banged is a lot like me with bank accounts. I can never remember which bank I've put which million. Sometimes it's an international conglomerate, and sometimes it's just a mom and pop outfit. If Brody wants to remember which is which, he should probably do what I do: make a monthly deposit into each one.

[BauerGriffinOnline]