Brittany Murphy might be insane The LAPD showed up to Brittany Murphy's house in Hollywood around 2:30 this morning. Why? Because she's fucking insane of course. From
TMZ:
TMZ has learned cops received a frantic 911 call around 2:30 this morning from neighbors complaining about a screaming Brittany Murphy, who was wailing about shots fired outside her Hollywood pad.
When LAPD arrived on the scene, they saw the panicked actress on her balcony, yelling about the alleged gun fire.
No weapon, bullet or body was found -- and after an investigation, the noise was discovered to be coming from a generator, which had been acting up due to the funky L.A. weather last night.
In Brittany's defense, the last time I mixed Percocet, Zoloft, Xanax, and whisky, I thought I heard gunshots, too. Turns out it was actually just my dog playing bass guitar and reciting Chaucer. Uh, at least I think it was.
Brittany Murphy is a diva
Apparently Brittany Murphy forgot that she's not important. She's been acting like a total diva on the set of her new movie and driving the crew crazy with her outrageous demands. An insider told Page Six:
"She's extremely difficult. When she gets to the set, it comes to a grinding halt. She's so hot and cold, you never know." According to our sources, Murphy insists on having diagonally cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts removed. "She needs one every hour. It's painstaking — her assistant takes about a half an hour making each one." (Source)
It takes her incompetent assistant half an hour to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!? I guess Heidi Montag must be more desperate for work than we all thought!
PICS: Brittany Murphy and her husband Simon Monjack at Fashion Week in New York (2/25)
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Brittany Murphy at the Max Azria 2008 fashion show in New York (2/4)
Brittany Murphy and Simon MonjackBrittany Murphy may have married a British con man to keep him from being deported. Several weeks back Murphy married "screenwriter" Simon Monjack in a hush-hush ceremony at the couple's Los Angeles home. Well the National Enquirer did a little digging and came up with some dirt on Monjack:
... Monjack was arrested on expired visa charges in the middle of the night on March 27 - just over a month before the couple's rushed marriage. The tabloid also hits the actress' tubby hubby with allegations of bad debts and sleazy business schemes, which sources told Page Six the "Clueless" cutie knew nothing about. Monjack's lawyer told us the charges are being made by "disgruntled ex-girlfriends" and that immigration lawyers concluded the marriage had no bearing on his visa status. Murphy's rep had no comment. (Source)
C'mon National Enquirer, this is reckless, irresponsible, scandalous reporting--a throwback to the days when yellow journalism reigned. It's obvious Brittany married this dude because of his good looks. And by "good looks" I mean "dude looks like a retarded Jack Black"
God I hate superficial women.
Brittany Murphy and Joe Macaluso
Brittany Murphy and Joe Macaluso are calling their marriage off.
The two "have amicably ended their engagement. They remain close friends and wish each other much happiness," a rep for Murphy tells PEOPLE.Murphy, 28, who had met Macaluso - who is a best boy grip responsible for lighting and electricity on a movie set - while filming Little Black Book. After that film wrapped production, she asked him to the movies for their first date.
The couple went on 17 dates before they shared their first kiss. They became engaged on Dec. 31, 2005.
17 dates until he had the balls to kiss her? I guess on that 16th date he was thinking, "Hey maybe Brittany is actually into me and I should try to kiss her?.......nah........I'll give it a 17th date." When I take a woman to dinner if I don't at least see a breast/nipple by the end of the appetizer, I start to get a little antsy. By dessert I'm usually hearing things like "public nudity" and "call the police" whispered between the waiters.
Maybe Joe just didn't want to marry a deaf chick.
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