Brittany Flickinger bikini pics! (Malibu - 4/26)
Remember Brittany Flickinger? She won the first season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF. And then shockingly, after
parading her in
front of the paparazzi for a few weeks, Paris
dumped her. Well there she is at Malibu Beach on Sunday, desperately clinging to her last few seconds of relevancy. On a side note, what do you think Brittany's gonna call herself in six months when she's giving private dances in the champagne room? I'm partial to "Diamond." It's classy yet also lets guys know that you will suck their cock for an extra hundred.
Brittany Flickinger leaving My House nightclub in Hollywood (1/23)
Paris Hilton has officially fired her
new best friend Brittany Flickinger. Casting has already started for season two of MTV's
Paris Hilton's My New BFF. The winner gets to become Paris' new unpaid assistant for a month or two (a source told
Page Six that's basically how Paris treated Brittany). From the
casting site:
"Paris Hilton's My New BFF is back for part deux.
The Heiress to American Royalty extends her most exclusive invitation to expand her A-List Clique.
Do you long to strut into the world's most elite hotspots without a care in the world except how fabulous you are? Ever wish the velvet ropes didn't exclude you from the social circles of the A-List? How about the fantasy of jet setting around the world with the ultimate BFF, whose fierce style, charisma and star power is only matched by your own.
Now that's hot! Paris is granting the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or "fabulous" guy who has what it takes to join Paris Hilton's inner circle. Finally, you have the chance to show the world that you have what it takes to achieve social stardom; allowing you unprecedented access to young Hollywood as never before. Loves It!
Doron Ofir Casting is enlisting only the "Hottest Bitches" and the most "Fabulously Fierce Guys" who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30.
TTYS!"
You don't need to have a longing to get into posh nightclubs or have an inner desire to travel the world to be Paris' new best friend. You just need to know how to apply topical ointments. Brittany should consider herself extremely lucky that she's getting out of this gig without having to register with the CDC. Also extremely lucky? The next 75 guys Brittany has unprotected sex with.
Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger at the Grove in L.A. (12/14)
Paris Hilton is shunning her new best friend Brittany Flickinger, winner of the reality show
Paris Hilton's My New BFF. But she won the right to be Paris' closest friend dammit! It's not fair! From the
New York Post:
"Nicky [Hilton] can't stand Paris' new BFF," said one source
Nicky forbade Paris from staying at Jeffrey Katzenberg's house with her [during the Sundance Film Festival this week], forcing the heir-head to rent a condo and befriend Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day.
"Paris kept ditching Brittany for Aubrey," said our source. Friday night, the two left Flickinger at the Eldridge and went across the street to Tao, where the former Best Friend Forever found them at 2 a.m. "She was crying and screaming, 'Paris, stop leaving me!' " said our snitch. (Source)
Unfortunately, I've got some bad news for you Paris: Your new best friend Brittany is way hotter than you. And her outfits are way cuter. And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
NOTE: If we here in the next few days that Brittany "accidentally" fell down the stairs, there's a good chance that Paris read the previous paragraph.
