Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan at the Grand Star Jazz Club in L.A. (8/2)
So I guess Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are friends now or something. The two were spotted hanging out together at the Grand Star Jazz Club in LA late Sunday night. An insider told
Life & Style:
"There was no craziness, just a lot of fun and dancing." Britney and Lindsay stayed until the club closed, around 3 a.m. Lindsay tells Life & Style, “It was such fun!”
What about the part where the club spontaneously burst into flames and earth was sucked into a wormhole and spit out onto an entire different spectrum of spacetime? That happened right?
NOTE: How many times did the phrase "just need a little loan" or "just need to borrow a little money" come out of Lindsay's mouth while she was sitting with Britney? 40? 50?
Britney Spears out and about in Beverly Hills (8/1)
The last thing most stray dogs in Beverly Hills ever see.
Britney Spears bikini pics! Britney Spears at Bondi Beach in Australia (Sept. 2001)
Britney Spears out and about in L.A. (7/29)
The European leg of Britney's tour is officially over . . . and she's back behind the wheel! --
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!! To recap, a woman who a judge
deemed unfit to make decisions for herself is currently in control of a 5,000 pound weapon that can reach speeds of over 100 mph. I just wet myself.
Kevin Federline leaving a bowling alley in Calabasas, CA (7/2)
85. 85 pounds Kevin Federline has gained since his divorce to Britney Spears in 2004. He used to weigh 150 and now the
National Enquirer claims he's
tipping crushing the scales at 235. He's gotten so fat that even Britney Spears is making fun of him, nicknaming him "K-Fatter-line." A source told the
National Enquirer:
"[Britney] will ask him, ‘When is the baby due?’ . . . Britney called him ‘a fat housewife,’ and he just laughed. He says he’s gained weight because he is happy and content, but Britney says he is just fat and lazy.
"Britney insisted he go on a diet and stop showing their kids it’s OK to be fat and sloppy. Kevin was more than irritated by Britney’s diet demand, but he’s going along with it for now. Kevin says he doesn’t have to worry about his looks because women still love him."
Watching K-Fed balloon in weight and spend all of Britney's money must make the millions of guys around the world forced to pay alimony smile. Someone not smiling: K-Fed's girlfriend
Victoria. Seeing him turn into a fat load of crap must be almost as depressing as knowing she's actually dating him. At least K-Fed knows that no matter how fat and disgusting he gets, as a d-list celebrity, there'll always be some wide-eyed star-fucker that'll still want to hook up with him. Just ask Kelly Osbourne.
Britney Spears shopping in Beverly Hills (6/25)
Britney Spears as a time-traveling concentration camp victim? Sign me up. From the
National Ledger:
Britney Spears could be set to follow her successful Circus tour with a role in a new film, according to reports. The 27-year-old star is still touring the world with her Circus tour, and it is claimed a script for a film called The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton has been handed to Britney to look at.
If she accepts the role, Britney will reportedly play the main role of Sophia LaMont, who creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp. They then fall in love and travel back to the present day with the intention of getting married but they are both killed by Nazis.
Didn't the victims of the Holocaust suffer enough? At least if Britney does make the movie, she won't have a problem getting into character (
see here). My prediction: The studio exec that actually decides to green-light this movie will find that his career is more screwed than a stray dog in Korea Town.
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick leaving the William Morris Talent Agency in Beverly Hills (6/26)
A few weeks ago,
Star claimed that Britney Spears' agent Jason Trawick proposed to her while the two were on vacation in the Bahamas (
pics here). The story might actually be true. The past few days, Britney's been seen wearing what looks to be an engagement ring. It looks big. Obviously Jason followed the standard: "spend two month's salary on an engagement ring . . . or if you can't afford that, date a crazy pop star, distract her by waving some fried chicken over your head, and then steal her black card." No word on a wedding day but if I'm Jason I'm marrying Britney in about an hour. You just don't know when a shiny car will drive by that might divert her attention, and then you've lost her forever.
Britney Spears out and about in London (6/18)
Remember those pictures of Britney Spears I posted an hour ago? It got colder.
Britney Spears leaving the west village boutique in London (6/18)
According to the
Daily Mail, fans were left "stunned" last night when Britney Spears kicked off her show in Manchester, England, by yelling 'What's up London?' (
video of the gaffe on PAGE 2). Oh the horror! From the newspaper:
Whatever the reason for her confusion, concertgoers were less than impressed with the 27-year-old singer's slip -up.
"If she can't tell the difference between London and Manchester what hope has she got?" asked a mother who took her 14-year-old daughter to the show.
This mom realizes that this is the same woman that
kidnapped her kids and held them hostage a year ago, right? I think we can forgive a little slip up about forgetting where she was. Besides, being confused with a world class city like London isn't exactly the worse thing in the world. It's not like she confused it with somewhere really embarrassing like Florida.
Britney Spears leaving a McDonald's in London (6/17)
In "no way this is true" news, Britney Spears is supposedly engaged to her agent, Jason Trawick -- or as
Star calls him:
her agent turned lover. Rawr! Sexy stuff. From
Star:
After more than three years of casual hookups, Brit and Jason took their relationship to the next level while they were on vacation in the Bahamas last month. That's when Brit and Jason shared a special night together during which Jason popped the question!
"He didn't exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate,” says an insider. “Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted to be alone together."
"When she marries Jason, she wants it to be like a fairy tale," says a friend.
Sounds like a classic case of "love of her bank account at first sight." Why take 10% as her agent when you can wait it out a few years and take 50% as her ex-husband? It's sound financial planning.
