Kevin Federline leaving a bowling alley in Calabasas, CA (7/2)
85. 85 pounds Kevin Federline has gained since his divorce to Britney Spears in 2004. He used to weigh 150 and now the
National Enquirer claims he's
tipping crushing the scales at 235. He's gotten so fat that even Britney Spears is making fun of him, nicknaming him "K-Fatter-line." A source told the
National Enquirer:
"[Britney] will ask him, ‘When is the baby due?’ . . . Britney called him ‘a fat housewife,’ and he just laughed. He says he’s gained weight because he is happy and content, but Britney says he is just fat and lazy.
"Britney insisted he go on a diet and stop showing their kids it’s OK to be fat and sloppy. Kevin was more than irritated by Britney’s diet demand, but he’s going along with it for now. Kevin says he doesn’t have to worry about his looks because women still love him."
Watching K-Fed balloon in weight and spend all of Britney's money must make the millions of guys around the world forced to pay alimony smile. Someone not smiling: K-Fed's girlfriend
Victoria. Seeing him turn into a fat load of crap must be almost as depressing as knowing she's actually dating him. At least K-Fed knows that no matter how fat and disgusting he gets, as a d-list celebrity, there'll always be some wide-eyed star-fucker that'll still want to hook up with him. Just ask Kelly Osbourne.
Britney Spears shopping in Beverly Hills (6/25)
Britney Spears as a time-traveling concentration camp victim? Sign me up. From the
National Ledger:
Britney Spears could be set to follow her successful Circus tour with a role in a new film, according to reports. The 27-year-old star is still touring the world with her Circus tour, and it is claimed a script for a film called The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton has been handed to Britney to look at.
If she accepts the role, Britney will reportedly play the main role of Sophia LaMont, who creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp. They then fall in love and travel back to the present day with the intention of getting married but they are both killed by Nazis.
Didn't the victims of the Holocaust suffer enough? At least if Britney does make the movie, she won't have a problem getting into character (
see here). My prediction: The studio exec that actually decides to green-light this movie will find that his career is more screwed than a stray dog in Korea Town.
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick leaving the William Morris Talent Agency in Beverly Hills (6/26)
A few weeks ago,
Star claimed that Britney Spears' agent Jason Trawick proposed to her while the two were on vacation in the Bahamas (
pics here). The story might actually be true. The past few days, Britney's been seen wearing what looks to be an engagement ring. It looks big. Obviously Jason followed the standard: "spend two month's salary on an engagement ring . . . or if you can't afford that, date a crazy pop star, distract her by waving some fried chicken over your head, and then steal her black card." No word on a wedding day but if I'm Jason I'm marrying Britney in about an hour. You just don't know when a shiny car will drive by that might divert her attention, and then you've lost her forever.
Britney Spears out and about in London (6/18)
Remember those pictures of Britney Spears I posted an hour ago? It got colder.
Britney Spears leaving the west village boutique in London (6/18)
According to the
Daily Mail, fans were left "stunned" last night when Britney Spears kicked off her show in Manchester, England, by yelling 'What's up London?' (
video of the gaffe on PAGE 2). Oh the horror! From the newspaper:
Whatever the reason for her confusion, concertgoers were less than impressed with the 27-year-old singer's slip -up.
"If she can't tell the difference between London and Manchester what hope has she got?" asked a mother who took her 14-year-old daughter to the show.
This mom realizes that this is the same woman that
kidnapped her kids and held them hostage a year ago, right? I think we can forgive a little slip up about forgetting where she was. Besides, being confused with a world class city like London isn't exactly the worse thing in the world. It's not like she confused it with somewhere really embarrassing like Florida.
Britney Spears leaving a McDonald's in London (6/17)
In "no way this is true" news, Britney Spears is supposedly engaged to her agent, Jason Trawick -- or as
Star calls him:
her agent turned lover. Rawr! Sexy stuff. From
Star:
After more than three years of casual hookups, Brit and Jason took their relationship to the next level while they were on vacation in the Bahamas last month. That's when Brit and Jason shared a special night together during which Jason popped the question!
"He didn't exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate,” says an insider. “Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted to be alone together."
"When she marries Jason, she wants it to be like a fairy tale," says a friend.
Sounds like a classic case of "love of her bank account at first sight." Why take 10% as her agent when you can wait it out a few years and take 50% as her ex-husband? It's sound financial planning.
Britney Spears performing at the O2 Arena in London (6/13)
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Britney Spears is topless UK tabloid
News of the World published some topless photos (the tattoos on her boobs are fake) of Britney Spears over the weekend. The pics were taken in mid 2007 during the video shoot for Britney's single
Gimme More -- and during the peak of her insanity. Which is weird because I don't see a venti Frappuccino or that pair of fighting midgets she used to keep in a cage. Punchy and Bitey I think she used to call them. It's a shame they had to be put down. They were so cute!
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics, click the headline pic (or
thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or
bottom of the image.
Britney Spears performing at the O2 Arena in London (6/3)
Britney Spears kicked off the European leg of her Circus tour last night in London. She'll be performing eight concerts in the city over the next week-and-a-half, which means eight parties in which she'll be dancing with midgets and topless chicks. Wait, what? From
Yahoo!:
Britney Spears is planning a week of raunchy London parties. The 'Womanizer' singer - who kicks off the UK leg of her 'Circus' tour at the city's O2 arena ... has hired naked acrobats, topless burlesque performers and dancing dwarves to perform after each of her eight shows. Minutes after the 27-year-old star finishes her last racy number, Club Dada will open at the arena's indig02 venue. By the time Britney arrives, the party is expected to be in full swing, and is likely to continue until the early hours of the morning.
A source said: "It's going to be crazy. Britney wanted to throw parties people will be talking about for years. I promise you, you've never seen anything so explicit in your life."
Naked acrobats? Topless women? Dancing midgets? It sounds like Britney's either throwing one hell of a party or VH1's filming their next episode of
Charm School. If Britney ever wants to gain back control of her estate from her dad, she's gonna have a hard time convincing a judge she's mentally stable after these parties. She'd probably be better off dressing up like a clown and completely humiliating herself -- i.e. what Lady Gaga
does in public on a near daily basis.
Britney Spears in the Bahamas (5/19)
According to the
National Enquirer, Britney Spears' new and improved body (
which she debuted last month in the Bahamas) came at the low, low price of $350,000. Plus free shipping! A source told the tabloid:
"Britney looks fantastic, but it took hard work as well as surgeons' skills to get there. Britney was obsessed with looking like a hottie again, and after two kids, she had to really push herself. But she did it - and it cost her $350,000!"
Since July 2008, the 5-foot-5 singer has shed 30 pounds and dropped from a size 6 to a size 2. She also got a big head start by going under the knife, the source said. Britney had a mini tummy tuck, which costs about $4,500, and breast-lift surgery, which carries an $8,000 price tag, after her boys were born. She's also had numerous peels and facials for her acne-prone complexion.
The singer has also received a series of injections of a soybean-based medication to dissolve fat cells on her butt and thighs. Used in Europe for many years, the treatment cost $1,500 a session at a Las Vegas clinic, and Britney needed at least 12 sessions, according to another source. But the biggest step in Britney's makeover plan was to order up a $250,000 state-of-the-art home gym for her sprawling new mansion in Calabasas, Calif., said the source.
"She also works-out with a personal trainer at a cost of $6,000 a month."
Why did Britney spend all of that money on a home gym when, according to this article, she just went to a doctor to lose weight? That's makes about as much sense as K-Fed installing a stripper pole in his bedroom. Sure, occasionally he MIGHT find some floozy willing to give him a lap dance, but that takes a lot of hard work and determination. Like Britney, he'd probably prefer to skip all of that effort and just go directly to the source. And besides, he'd probably lose the entire $150 deposit he paid for his studio apartment in Long Beach if he started drilling holes in the floor and ceiling.
