Britney Spears


Britney Spears and David Lucado shopping in L.A. (7/14)

For the most part we haven't heard Britney Spears' name mentioned much lately in the tabloids. Which is good because it means she hasn't eaten any glass, crashed any cars, or harmed any animals. Star now claims that her boyfriend David Lucado wants to dump her over her constant demands for marriage and babies. Pretty sure that's just a tactic to get a raise from Britney's dad.
"She was so desperate to get a ring on her infer that she didn't realize David was pulling away," reveals a pal. "It was a big wake-up call for her." The mom of Sean, 8, and Jayden, 7, with ex-husband Kevin Federline, is now proving that she's back to her old self by showering her beau with gifts and seducing him in the bedroom. "David really loves her," says the source. "It's only a matter of time before they're back together full-time." (Print Edition - 8/11)
Ladies, take a lesson from Britney.  The fastest way to push away a guy is to demand a ring . . . and have children from a previous marriage . . . and be over 30 . . . with a history of mental issues . . . and a propensity for weight gain . . . and --oh forget it. This guy will end up taking Britney back regardless of all her baggage, because she'll give him something no one else can: her love pin number.  

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, July 24

Britney Spears leaving a doctor's office in Westlake Village (pics start here)

Joe Manganiello out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Model Nadia Forde arriving on a flight at Dublin Airport in Ireland (pics start here)

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne shopping in St. Tropez (pics start here)

Melanie Griffith leaving the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum running errands in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Robin Wright at the premiere of A Most Wanted Man at MOMA in New York (pics start here)

Cara Santana out for lunch in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessie J leaving Capital FM studios in London (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani out and about in London (pics start here)

Actress Jessica Pare (Mad Men) meeting a friend for lunch in L.A. (pics start here)

Cheryl Cole launching her new perfume at Avenue in London (pics start here)

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Britney Spears looks amazing

Even though the National Enquirer says she's gained 30 pounds during her Las Vegas residency, Britney Spears looked fucking amazing while leaving a mall in L.A. on Sunday. I don't see any visible wrist scarring, so clearly she's not being chained up between performances. We may be looking at an old fashioned case of diet and exercise here, folks. Jessica Simpson is skinny and Britney Spears has willpower. What the hell is happening to this world? I'm staying inside today so I don't get struck by lightning.

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, June 26

Britney Spears at Home Depot in L.A. (pics start here)

Heidi Klum out and about in New York (pics start here)

Reality star Charlotte Crosby on vacation in Portugal (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde out and about in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kat Von D leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Anna Faris leaving the Wax Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jesse Metcalfe and Cara Santana arriving at Chiltern Firehouse in London (pics start here)

Padma Lakshmi out and about in New York (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross out and about in New York (pics start here)

Jeremy Renner out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Biel leaving a gym in Hollywood (pics start here)

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The classic "Britney Spears med-induced haze" face

Britney Spears is loving Las Vegas, and not because of the warm weather. I'm talking about the calories. Sweet, sweet calories. A source tells the National Enquirer that, since her residency at Planet Hollywood began last year, she's packed on the pounds:
"Britney has gained close to 30 pounds, and she's got a lot of cellulite on her legs and stomach. To disguise her belly onstage, she wears a one-piece leotard made out of a shaping material for a slimming effect. Skin-colored tights cover her legs during her act, and she also likes to use tanning beds and spray tans to hide her cellulite, but it looks ridiculous.

"Britney isn't using her home gym, and she's gorging on junk food. She loves McDonald's and Taco Bell, and she's eating tacos, corn bread and fried chicken. She also drinks Cokes and fatty frappuccinos from Starbucks."
Alain Ducasse, Mario Batali, Joel Robuchon, Pierre Gagnaire, Guy Savoy, Nobu Matsuhisa, Charlie Palmer, Hubert Keller, Gordon Ramsay, Emeril Lagasse, Michael Mina, Tom Colicchio, Todd English, Rick Moonen, Andre Rochat, Wolfgang Puck, Bobby Flay, Jean-Georges Vongerichten, and Jose Andres all have restaurants in Las Vegas and Britney is gorging on McDonald's and Taco Bell. Britney fucking Spears, everybody. It'd be funny if it wasn't so damn sad.

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, April 7

Britney Spears watching her sons Sean and Jayden play soccer in Calabasas (pics start here)

Bria Murphy and Shayne Murphy in Maui (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens running errands in L.A. (pics start here)

Model Lexie Marlow doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Palos Verdes (pics start here)

Sophie Monk on her way to lunch at at Toko restaurant in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale at a gas station in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Upton and Leslie Mann shopping in Paris (pics start here)

Ashley Greene out for lunch in Studio City (pics start here)

Peyton List on the set of The Tomorrow People in Vancouver (pics start here)

Brooke Burke heading to a dance class in Malibu (pics start here)

Chelsea Handler out and about in Miami (pics start here)

Sarah Silverman heading to a gym in New York (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, March 11

Britney Spears leaving Planet Blue in Malibu (pics start here)

Rosario Dawson at the premiere of Cesar Chavez at SXSW in Austin (pics start here)

Demi Lovato out and about in New York (pics start here)

Fergie jogging in Brentwood (pics start here)

Keira Knightley and her mom out and about in London (pics start here)

Salma Hayek arriving on a flight at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Jessica Alba shopping at Whole Foods in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde on their way to Cafe Cluny in the West Village of New York (pics start here)

Jeremy Piven shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Eva Longoria at a screening of the documentary Paycheck to Paycheck: The Life and Times of Katrina Gilbert in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Lowndes arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

America Ferrera at the premiere of Cesar Chavez at SXSW in Austin (pics start here)

Erin Andrews outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman (pics start here)

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Britney Spears at her son's soccer match in Calabasas (3/9)

Just a heads up to anyone in the Southern California area. A miniature black hole has formed within Britney Spears' anus and is consuming everything within a 500-foot radius. You'd best avoid her.

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Miley Cyrus' girl on girl action

Miley Cyrus attended Britney Spears' debut concert in Las Vegas on Friday night, and was every bit as annoying and unbearable as you'd think. Most of her night was spent dancing around like a spaz in the front row, though at one point, she grabbed one of Britney's dancers and made out with her. Look, I'm all for a little girl-on-girl action, but not when one of the girls has a mouth-full of dip spit. I'll pass.




Britney Spears watching her son Jayden play soccer in Woodland Hills (11/2)

Britney Spears wants another baby, you say? Another tiny human being to raise, nurture, and mold in her own image? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? Somebody get CPS on speed dial. From the National Enquirer:
A thrilled Britney Spears has said "I do" to beau David Lucado's marriage proposal -- and now she's planning a secret wedding in Hawaii, say sources. "Britney is head over heels in love again and wants to marry soon after the new year," revealed a family insider.

"Britney is ready to marry again and have more children," revealed the source. "She's dying to have a little girl and she's certain she's found the right man this time. This is the first time she's let a man actually propose to her. In her other two marriages, she proposed to them. "Now she's busy making elaborate plans for a Hawaiian wedding and favors Maui, where she's had many wonderful times." (Print Edition - 12/16)
EXCELLENT ***while rubbing hands together*** I always knew that Britney had it in her to turn up the volume on her crazy meter. OF COURSE she's marrying her boyfriend of just a few months. OF COURSE she'll let this destroy her big Vegas show. OF COURSE she won't have her new future ex-husband sign a prenup. And OF COURSE she'll crap out more kids and end up paying yet another loser a shit-ton of alimony and child support. I'm so excited, my nipples could cut glass right now. I don't know how Britney's gonna top the K-Fed debacle, but I have faith that she's fall flat on her face for God and his Saints to see -- it just might take some doing because she has an army of custodians trying to keep her from doing what comes naturally to her. I'd hate to jump the gun, but hide the hair clippers because it looks like kooky Britney's back for Summer '14, bitches.

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