Britney Spears


Paparazzi photos from Monday, April 7

Britney Spears watching her sons Sean and Jayden play soccer in Calabasas (pics start here)

Bria Murphy and Shayne Murphy in Maui (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens running errands in L.A. (pics start here)

Model Lexie Marlow doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Palos Verdes (pics start here)

Sophie Monk on her way to lunch at at Toko restaurant in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale at a gas station in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Upton and Leslie Mann shopping in Paris (pics start here)

Ashley Greene out for lunch in Studio City (pics start here)

Peyton List on the set of The Tomorrow People in Vancouver (pics start here)

Brooke Burke heading to a dance class in Malibu (pics start here)

Chelsea Handler out and about in Miami (pics start here)

Sarah Silverman heading to a gym in New York (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, March 11

Britney Spears leaving Planet Blue in Malibu (pics start here)

Rosario Dawson at the premiere of Cesar Chavez at SXSW in Austin (pics start here)

Demi Lovato out and about in New York (pics start here)

Fergie jogging in Brentwood (pics start here)

Keira Knightley and her mom out and about in London (pics start here)

Salma Hayek arriving on a flight at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Jessica Alba shopping at Whole Foods in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde on their way to Cafe Cluny in the West Village of New York (pics start here)

Jeremy Piven shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Eva Longoria at a screening of the documentary Paycheck to Paycheck: The Life and Times of Katrina Gilbert in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Lowndes arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

America Ferrera at the premiere of Cesar Chavez at SXSW in Austin (pics start here)

Erin Andrews outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman (pics start here)

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Britney Spears at her son's soccer match in Calabasas (3/9)

Just a heads up to anyone in the Southern California area. A miniature black hole has formed within Britney Spears' anus and is consuming everything within a 500-foot radius. You'd best avoid her.

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Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss
Miley Cyrus' girl on girl action

Miley Cyrus attended Britney Spears' debut concert in Las Vegas on Friday night, and was every bit as annoying and unbearable as you'd think. Most of her night was spent dancing around like a spaz in the front row, though at one point, she grabbed one of Britney's dancers and made out with her. Look, I'm all for a little girl-on-girl action, but not when one of the girls has a mouth-full of dip spit. I'll pass.




Britney Spears watching her son Jayden play soccer in Woodland Hills (11/2)

Britney Spears wants another baby, you say? Another tiny human being to raise, nurture, and mold in her own image? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? Somebody get CPS on speed dial. From the National Enquirer:
A thrilled Britney Spears has said "I do" to beau David Lucado's marriage proposal -- and now she's planning a secret wedding in Hawaii, say sources. "Britney is head over heels in love again and wants to marry soon after the new year," revealed a family insider.

"Britney is ready to marry again and have more children," revealed the source. "She's dying to have a little girl and she's certain she's found the right man this time. This is the first time she's let a man actually propose to her. In her other two marriages, she proposed to them. "Now she's busy making elaborate plans for a Hawaiian wedding and favors Maui, where she's had many wonderful times." (Print Edition - 12/16)
EXCELLENT ***while rubbing hands together*** I always knew that Britney had it in her to turn up the volume on her crazy meter. OF COURSE she's marrying her boyfriend of just a few months. OF COURSE she'll let this destroy her big Vegas show. OF COURSE she won't have her new future ex-husband sign a prenup. And OF COURSE she'll crap out more kids and end up paying yet another loser a shit-ton of alimony and child support. I'm so excited, my nipples could cut glass right now. I don't know how Britney's gonna top the K-Fed debacle, but I have faith that she's fall flat on her face for God and his Saints to see -- it just might take some doing because she has an army of custodians trying to keep her from doing what comes naturally to her. I'd hate to jump the gun, but hide the hair clippers because it looks like kooky Britney's back for Summer '14, bitches.

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Britney Spears celebrating the release of her new album Britney Jean at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas (12/3)

This will not end well. This will not end well at all. Treadmills. Britney Spears is gonna need a lot of treadmills. From the Daily Mail:
Britney Spears has requested some very naughty junk food be stocked up for her new Las Vegas show at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino. In their December 23 issue, Star magazine reported that on the list is everything from Cheetos to cheeseburgers.

"Britney is insisting on Froot Loops, Pop-Tarts, Cap'n Crunch, Gatorade, Doritos and potato salad," a source tells the magazine. "Plus In-N-Out cheeseburgers without buns, a life coach on call 24/7 and 200 fresh towels a day."
Although this rider looks like the shopping list for an 8-year-old's bowling alley party, we're talking about Britney Spears here. Individually, the meals should produce intense heartburn and medical-textbook-worthy diarrhea, but you throw in the gallons of Red Bull and vodka that Brit drowns her liver in on a daily basis and we have what chemists and the Department of Homeland Security refer to as a "dirty bomb." The audience at her inaugural show is gonna be in for one helluva treat when Britney does her high kick during the closing Baby One More Time performance . . . assuming she doesn't lose a foot to diabetes before then, of course. 

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Britney Spears watching her sons play soccer in Calabasas (11/9)

Blurred Lines singer Robin Thicke banged Britney Spears back in the day when she was still sane Britney Spears. Nice. That actually used to count as an accomplishment. From In Touch Weekly:
The pair had a fling in 2003 -- when Britney was at the top of her game and Robin was trying to get recognized. "He was trying hard to develop a reputation as a hot, young singer, and Britney was the biggest thing in show business," the source tells In Touch, sharing that the two met collaborating on a project (which was never released) and "started hooking up."

Robin's reps deny any such relationship. However, the source says that while the "Toxic" singer was newly single, recently splitting from Justin Timberlake, Robin had been dating actress and now wife Paula Patton since high school-- a fact he was keeping quiet then.
Come on, this isn't a story. Let's not pretend that Britney's meat pocket is some sort of star maker just because Robin Thicke signed her registry decades ago. Sure, Robin scored a monster hit last summer with that silly Blurred Lines song, but the success of that song is due to the video of that big-titted dancing girl with the unpronounceable last name shaking her goodies for the camera. If Britney's taco had any magical qualities whatsoever, there'd be thousands of former bar tenders, baristas, and parking lot attendants of questionable legal status who'd be famous, too.

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Britney Spears leaving a dance studio in L.A. (10/25)

Is anyone looking forward to Britney Spears Las Vegas residency as much as I am? You can barely tell her medication has turned her into little more than a functioning zombie. Her shows are sure to be full of energy and excitement!

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Britney Spears leaving BBC Radio 1 studios in London (10/16)

Note to Britney Spears: When you buy a really expensive coat to wear once and then return for a refund (aka "ghetto renting"), at least take the tag off if the paparazzi are taking pictures of you. And most stores don't accept coats back with gravy on them, so be careful.

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Britney Spears leaving Gelson's in Thousand Oaks (8/1)

In an interview with the The TJ morning show earlier this week, Britney Spears admitted that, despite the pressure, she's over trying to be sexy. Don't worry, Britney, that ship sailed long ago.
"Oh my god, we showed way more skin and did way more stuff for the video [for Work Bitch] then what is actually there. Like, I cut out half the video because I am a mother and because, you know, I have children, and it's just hard to play sexy mom while you're being a pop star as well. I just have to be true to myself and you know, feel it out when I do stuff.

"A lot of sex goes into what I do. But sometimes I would like to bring it back to the old days when there was like one outfit through the whole video, and you're dancing the whole video, and there's like not that much sex stuff going on. It's about the dance and it's about being old school, it's like keeping it real and just making it about the dance. I'd love to do a video like that."
Uh oh, crazy Britney is back, ya'll. Brit is obviously off her meds because there isn't a woman in the world who doesn't want to be sexy (WNBA players and Ellen Degeneres excluded). Britney should just be honest and say she wishes it was 1999 again, so she and all the voices in her head could relive the glory days as the biggest star in the world. Going from headlining stadiums to being the opening act for some gay Canadian YouTube star would be hard for anyone to accept. Geez, I'm already seeing half a shaved head and a gurney tour of Sunrise Hospital & Medical Center in Britney's near future.

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