Britney Spears and Jason Trawick walking through the Botanical Gardens in Sydney, Australia (11/14)
Despite
OK! magazine
claiming the exact opposite, Britney Spears supposedly proposed to her boyfriend Jason Trawick, and was rejected. Cue meltdown number two in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . From Sydney's
Daily Telegraph:\
The boyfriend of pop princess Britney Spears has knocked back a marriage proposal from the world-famous singer she made on her tour here.
Just as it worked its magic on megastars Elton John and Michael Jackson, Sydney apparently brought Spears to her knees on Friday when she is said to have proposed marriage to her manager-boyfriend of some three years, Jason Trawick.
Perhaps feeling emotionally open after a difficult Australian tour, the serial bride with two failed marriages at age 27 is said to have been devastated by the rejection.
The knockback may have caused ripples - on Friday night, for what is said to be the first time in the month-long tour, she gave an impromptu address to her audience, with one tour source saying she introduced a song on these lines: "Have you ever really loved somebody? Have you ever really been hurt by somebody?"
This guy Jason is an idiot. If he just said "yes," when he divorced Britney, he would have been set for life -- a life filled with strippers, gambling, and cheesecake (
click here to read more about Kevin Federline). Sure, marrying a pop star just for her money can rob a man of all dignity, but who needs something as stupid as dignity when you can spend all day in your underwear ordering the help around. "Jeeves! Refill my sippy cup with liquor now or you're fired!"
Britney Spears and Sean Preston Federline in on a boat in Sydney Harbour (11/15)
Uh oh, Sean is looking more and more like his dad K-Fed every day. Actually, K-Fed and his son have more in common than you might think. They're both out of work, they love Budweiser, and they both depend on Britney Spears to stay alive. God damn leeches. Get a job.
Britney Spears leaving the Hyatt Hotel in Perth, Australia (11/6)
Good job Australia. Your
negativity and criticism just assured that you'll never see a slightly overweight chick shuffle around on stage while lip-synching to her hit songs again! From the
Chicago Sun Times:
After being booed onstage for her very obvious lip-syncing and being jeered as she entered and left her hotels in Australia this past week, Britney Spears has told her team -- and anyone else who will listen -- she will never again perform for an Aussie audience.
Spears reportedly has been very shaken by her poor reception in Australia -- "and is very happy to be getting out of that country," said a longtime Spears insider.
That seals it. Australia is officially the coolest place on Earth -- and not just because of
Jessica Gomes. Any country whose people can collectively heckle a celebrity to the point where they never want to come back is number one in my book. All we can do now is hope that other celebrities take note of Australia's precedent and realize that there are certain places where they just aren't wanted -- like in politics.
Britney Spears got hacked Britney Spears finally went off the deep end last night, turning
her Twitter page into a Satanic shrine. I'm blaming this on her dad Jamie. You can't just assume Britney will take her meds when you give them to her. You have to actually watch her put the pills in her mouth and swallow. Oh well, I guess this is still less embarrassing than the incident at the Hilton in Pittsburgh earlier this year when Britney covered her body in ice cream and ran around the lobby proclaiming herself "Almighty Queen of the 31 Flavors."
Britney Spears bikini pics! (Melbourne, Australia - 11/10)
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Did you know Britney was actually Jonathan Demme's second choice to play Buffalo Bill in
The Silence of the Lambs? True story. I couldn't possibly make that up.
Britney Spears leaving her hotel in Sydney (11/7)
Apparently Australia doesn't have the internet/newspapers/magazines/carrier pigeons bringing news from afar/any source of news whatsoever to read about Britney Spears' train wreck of a tour in the United States. A bunch of fans at her concert in Perth on Friday night stormed out of the arena because they were pissed Britney was lip-synching. I guess they paid hundreds of dollars to attend Britney's concert and really thought they were going to hear her sing. Ha! Losers! From
The Daily Telegraph:
Britney Spears was holed up in a Perth hotel yesterday as the row over her lip-synching concerts threatened to derail her Australian tour. Fans walked out after only three songs at Perth's Burswood Dome on Friday, upset by her lacklustre performance.
Spears mimed most of her songs on stage, singing only on ballads. The lack of big screens - masking Spears' miming and taking the focus away from her rigid performance - left many in the cheap seats fuming.
Fans complained that the US pop star spent large portions of the in-the-round show with her back to them.
Before these disgruntled fans demand a refund, they need to keep in mind that they paid hundreds of dollars to see a chick perform who has been walking around their city with mustard all over her pants. And no bra.
Again. They should be happy Britney even showed up to the arena. With that much mustard on her, clearly the hotel where she's staying serves up a delicious sausage or frankfurter-equivalent. The last time Britney found a good room service hot dog in 2007, she didn't leave her hotel room for four months. She's basically the crazier version of Howard Hughes.
Britney Spears leaving the Perth Hyatt Hotel in Perth, Australia (11/5)
Pants
and a shirt?
At the same time? Well la-di-da Ms. Spears, I didn't know you were fond of taking afternoon tea.
Britney Spears leaving Target in L.A. (9/29)
Just because we haven't seen Britney Spears stumble out of a club drunk lately or take a dump on the middle of Hollywood Blvd. doesn't mean she's fine. Her dad is still controlling her life and it sounds like he's pretty much turned her into a zombie. From
Fox News:
"[Jamie's] really trying to clean up her image," said an inside source. "He’s making a lot of changes to the people around her, everyone is a bit on edge they could be the next one to be replaced."
We’re told daddy Spears and his team has been busy hiring and firing various people in the Spears camp from her tour assistant to one of her key online developers, and is possibly afraid of letting anybody get too close or learning too much about his troubled daughter.
"[Britney] is so out of it she just doesn’t care anymore," added our insider. "She just does what she’s told and is totally in her world, she’ll even call people at all hours of night for a general conversation and acts like it’s the middle of the day or something."
It almost sounds like Britney's been lobotomized. Of course if that's the case, it can only mean one thing: her next gig will be to guest host
The View . . . or
Countdown with Keith Olbermann. The bottom line is that if Jamie really wants to improve Britney's chances of resurrecting her career, it's not her staff that needs to be thrown out, it's her uterus.
Britney Spears shopping at Target in L.A. (9/30)
I don't what happened between Britney and Wal-Mart, but it seems like it's something they should try and work out. You can't just throw away the past 27 years like they mean nothing.
Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears in Miami (8/31)
Jamie Lynn Spears took time off from whatever it is she does now (tend to the chickens?), hopped 'board "one of them fancy flyin'-type buses," and flew down to Miami yesterday to hang with Britney. And amazingly, despite spending the better part of eight hours near five feet of water, all of their kids are still alive and well today. Thank god for childproof cages!
