Britney Spears

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Britney Spears in another bikini

In response to everyone on Earth saying the bikini pic she instagrammed last week was photoshopped, Britney Spears responded by . . . instagramming another bikini pic. Okay, I admit it: It's not photoshopped and she looks damn good. This further illustrates my point that home deep fryers should be against the law. Way to recover, Britney.

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Britney Spears via Instagram

On the twenty-first day of March in the Year of our Lord two thousand and sixteen, Britney Spears discovered Photoshop.

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, February 8

Britney Spears watching her son play soccer in Calabasas (pics start here)

Katie Holmes out and about in New York (pics start here)

Lily Collins shopping in Hollywood (pics start here)

Minka Kelly out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Singer Marla Blumenblatt at a screening of Deadpool in Pankow, Berlin (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving Toscana restaurant in Brentwood (pics start here)

Eddie Redmayne and his wife Hannah Bagshawe spotted leaving The Ivy Chelsea Garden in London (pics start here)

Amanda Peet at the 68th Annual Directors Guild Of America Awards in Century City (pics start here)

Mel B hosting a meet and greet at The Sugar Factory on Ocean Drive in Miami (pics start here)

Emilia Fox at the London Evening Standard British Film Awards at Television Centre in London (pics start here)

Selma Blair out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Rachel McAdams at the 68th Annual Directors Guild Of America Awards in Century City (pics start here)

*102 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Britney Spears' near miss

Missed this yesterday, but Britney Spears damn near flashed her cooter Sunday in the press room at the Teen Choice Awards. Not that we all haven't seen it before. Guarantee I could pick that thing out of a lineup at the local precinct. "The, um . . . 'flappy' one, officer -- that's definitely Britney."

*20 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

  • Britney Spears Teen Upskirt 1
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Britney Spears and Charlie Ebersol at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (5/18)

Britney Spears is single again. She just dumped her boyfriend of eight months, TV producer Charlie Ebersol. But I have a feeling this won't be the last time we hear from ol' Connor Ebersol. Chris is gonna be just fine, thank you very much -- just fine. Us Weekly has more on Britney and Cooper's breakup::
The pair, who started dating in October 2014, last attended a public event together at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards in mid-May.

"I just felt that he was in it for the wrong reasons," a source tells Us.

Spears, 33, deleted all photos of her ex from her Instagram account, though many of her Twitter pics remain.
Oh shit, you know Britney's serious if she learned the technical skills needed to delete Instagram pics from her account. I just hope she doesn't learn too much. "Wait a minute . . . I can order food off that there computer box?"

*25 Britney Spears and Charlie Ebersol pictures total in the gallery:

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Britney Spears out for a hike headlines the weekly roundup of all the sexiest celebrity social media pics. "I'd like 'Things You'd Never See in the Inner City' for $200, Alex."

*61 social media pictures total in the gallery:

  • Britney Spears
  • Alexis Ren
  • Jessie J
  • Karrueche Tran
  • Carrie Keagan
  • Lady Gaga
  • Anastasia Ashley
  • Bethenny Frankel
  • Kristin Cavallari
  • Scout Willis
  • Jaime King
  • Charlotte McKinney
  • Ariana Grande
  • Diora Baird
  • Alexis Ren
  • McKayla Maroney
  • Jessica Alba
  • Paris Hilton
  • Paulina Gretzky
  • Jennifer Hawkins
  • Tallulah Willis
  • Sarah Shahi
  • Lady Gaga
  • Stella Hudgens
  • Sadie Frost
  • Tamara Ecclestone
  • Charlotte Mckinney
  • Ashley Hart
  • Vanessa Hudgens
  • Karrueche Tran
  • Eliza Dushku
  • Stella Hudgens
  • Salma Hayek
  • Kristin Cavallari and friends
  • Selena Gomez

Britney Spears filming a music video in Studio City (4/9)

"Aw fuck, looks like we're gonna have to double the post-production budget . . . Can we bring in Industrial Light & Magic? Somebody get George Lucas on the phone!" - the director of Britney Spears' new music video, yesterday, upon seeing Britney

*30 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, March 16

Britney Spears watching her sons play soccer in Calabasas (pics start here)

Sarah Hyland at the PaleyFest presentation of Modern Family in Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Metisha Schaefer at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Rihanna out and about in New York (pics start here)

Liev Schreiber jogging in Brentwood (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani leaving an accupuncture clinic in L.A. (pics start here)

Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend Mia Goth leaving his home in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Emily Blunt leaving a hair salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ariel Winter at the PaleyFest presentation of Modern Family in Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Fergie taking her son Axl to a park in Brentwood (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*105 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, February 27

Britney Spears appearing at the Wild Night at the Zoo to support the Nevada Childhood Cancer Foundation in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Toochi Kash doing a photoshoot for 138 Water on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Martha Hunt at a photocall promoting the Victoria's Secret Swim Special at The Ritz-Carlton in Key Biscayne (pics start here)

Bella Thorne arriving to Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner shopping at the Apple store in Milan (pics start here)

Helena Christensen hailing a cab in New York (pics start here)

Gigi Hadid out and about in Milan during Fashion Week (pics start here)

Dakota Johnson leaving her hotel in TriBeCa, New York (pics start here)

Cara Santana on her way to a nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Lilly Collins seen leaving Hugo's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried out for lunch in Los Feliz (pics start here)

*107 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Britney Spears leaving a dance studio in Thousand Oaks (1/15)

If you asked Britney Spears what year it was, would she know? Or would she wonder why a giant pink elephant was talking to her? These are the questions I want answered.

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