Britney Spears Sex Tape?
Some "mystery dude" is supposedly shopping a sex tape he made with Britney Spears earlier this year in Hawaii. The guy claims the only reason he didn't come out with this earlier is because he was unhappy with his own performance. He told In Touch Weekly:
"It was just normal sex, we didn't do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out."The 28-year-old reveals he was living on Hawaii's Big Island when he met Spears at a bar on June 7. They retired to her room at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast and made love. The mystery lover admits Spears had no knowledge he was filming their sex session. (Source)
The 1999 version of myself just set off fireworks over his house and is taking tomorrow off from work to prepare himself mentally for the existence of a Britney Spears sex tape. The 2007 version of myself just scratched his ass and is thinking about ordering a pizza for dinner.
