Bridget Moynahan and her son Jack in Pacific Palisades (3/26)
Bridget Moynahan's "camp" is not happy with that bitch Gisele telling Vanity Fair that Jack Moynahan -- the baby the actress had with Tom Brady before he married the supermodel -- was 100% hers. One of Bridget's friends told the New York Post:
"If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.
"Don't you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he'd respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can't find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget's child?" (Source)
I think the only responsible thing to do here is let young Jack decide who he wants to be raised by. Behind Door #1 we have struggling actress Bridget Moynahan and her bitter, probably fat, friends. Behind Door #2 we have Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady and his supermodel wife Gisele who has tons of hot supermodel friends. Gee, I wonder who he'd choose?
It's illegal to just claim another woman's baby, right? Mind you, the biological mother is still alive. I'm not talking about an adoption. Well I think someone forgot to tell Gisele. The baby that her new husband Tom Brady had with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan in 2007? It's her's now. It's Gisele's. From Vanity Fair:
After John Edward Thomas Moynahan was born, in August 2007, Brady and Gisele began shuttling between Boston, where Brady’s football team is based, and Los Angeles, where Moynahan lives. "When we are in L.A. we have Johnny 50 percent of the time," Gisele says. "He’s a little angel—the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life."
Last year she and Brady purchased an $11.7 million plot of land in a gated community in Brentwood. Despite their commitment to spending time with John, however, Gisele has never met his mother. "I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent," Gisele says. "I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day." (Source)
What if this actually was legal? What if you could just claim another woman's baby simply because you were hotter. Ugly chicks would stop having babies. 1000 years from now, we'd be living in a society with just hot people. "Survival of the Fittest 34DDs" if you will. My god it's brilliant.
After being almost two weeks overdue, Bridget Moynahan finally gave birth yesterday to a baby boy. Upon receiving the news Moynahan was in labor, NFL star Tom Brady--ex-boyfriend of Moyahan and current boyfriend of supermodel Gisele Bundchen--skipped practice and flew to L.A. to witness the birth of his first son. Though Gisele wasn't present during the birth, she did send the newborn a beautiful set of steak knives and a jar of marbles that smell like candy.
You'd think a woman would be annoyed if the guy she was currently dating had a pregnant ex-girlfriend walking around. But that's just not the case with supermodel/ soon-to-be-ex Victoria's Secret Angel Gisele Bundchen. From the National Enquirer:
It's a shocker when your brand-new boyfriend's ex-girlfriend reveals he left a tiny surprise in her womb before they split, but supermodel Gisele Bundchen's taking it in stride. Showing she bears no hard feelings, Gisele sent a pricey passel of designer kiddie clothes and blankets to sweetie Tom Brady's ex - actress Bridget Moynahan - who's bearing Tommy's tyke! (Source)
Blankets? That's the oldest damn trick in the book. Don't be surprised when Bridget Moynahan develops a raging case of smallpox next week. And then while she's sick, Gisele is gonna swoop in and steal all of her land. It's how my Indian-conquering ancestors would have done it.
Apologies for the site being down earlier today, I was upgrading software. Anyways, back to the gossip. You knew this whole Brady-Moynahan situation was bound to get messy. I just didn't think it's be this soon. Friends of the Patriots quarterback are pissed that Moynahan didn't warn Tom that she was going to announce the pregnancy news over the weekend; they're also hinting that the pregnancy may not have been an accident:
"Bridget didn't even bother to tell him she was going to go public with this." Some say that Moynahan, three months expectant with her first child, "may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It's a little suspicious." (Source)
I hate it when smoking hot actresses trick me into getting them pregnant. What can I say, I get a few drinks in me at these movie premieres and I get taken advantage of. My Grandman thinks the alcohol makes me too trusting.
A friend of Moynahan's fired back at the Brady camp, saying the following:
"Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December - right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who's the gross one here?"
Not Tom because he's a hero to men worldwide. Seriously, he went from Bridget Moynahan to Gisele Bundchen. That's worthy of at least a statue somewhere. Look up the word "Hero" in the dictionary and there's a picture of his penis.
The real story here is the tragedy Gisele Bundchen is going through right now:
According to Brazilian gossip Anderson Antunes of Web site Glamurama, Bundchen has gained 14 pounds to weigh enough to be able to walk in the Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan next week.
What kind of bizarro fashion show is this? Models have to gain weight to walk down the runway. This has to be a practical joke, right? Like the day of the show, one of the models will tell Gisele, "HA HA fat ass, we were all just kidding! The plus size show is next week." If there's one thing I learned on the fashion show circuit, it's that supermodels can be super catty.
Gisele Bundchen might become a step mom. For the past few months, she's been photographed several times with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Though it hasn't been confirmed, they're dating. Now comes word over the weekend that Brady's ex, actress Bridget Moynahan, is three months pregnant with Brady's child. A rep for Moynahan told Us Magazine:
"This it to confirm that actress Bridget Moynahan is over three months pregnant. Former boyfriend Tom Brady is the father. They recently split after a three year relationship. Privacy and consideration is appreciated at this time. No further comments will be made." (Source)
Damn they're gonna have a beautiful kid. Bridget Moynahan makes me touch myself--often; and Tom, well I'm straight as an arrow and even I would do him. I just hope their baby doesn't have endure the taunting and name calling I had to put up with as a kid because of my looks. It's almost like it was my fault my smile lit up a room.
Some nice Gisele bikini pics after the jump. Why? Because I love you...
I present Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan making out. I'm pretty sure the footage was obtained via telephoto lens while the two were on vacation last year. My imagination refuses to believe otherwise.
Friends of actress Bridget Moynahan are a little worried with the star's behavior in the wake of her breakup with New England Patriots' quarterback Tom Brady. Apparently the former model and current star of Six Degrees has been losing a lot of weight by going to the gym way too often. Brady is rumored to be doing something--possibly having sex--with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. According to Moynahan's friend:
"She's depressed. We were worried about her before, but she's just gotten too thin. It's unhealthy. ... She's spending all of her free time at the gym. If Gisele Bundchen were dating your ex-boyfriend, wouldn't you be depressed, too?"
According to Moynahan's rep, "There has been no change in the actress' weight. She is happy and healthy."
Why is Bridget spending her free time at the gym a bad thing? It certainly beats the alternative of stuffing her face with Häagen-Daz. Or taking her anger out on Tom's personal property, like the time my psycho ex-girlfriend took a screwdriver to the side of my car. I can't really tell you what she scratched because it's too graphic but if your name is "Fuck off you big-dicked asshole with chiseled features and washboard abs"... have I got the perfect car for you!
