Brian Urlacher

Jenny McCarthy leaving Live! With Kelly studios in New York (6/5)

Even though they've only been dating for three months, Jenny McCarthy is already moving to Chicago to be closer to boyfriend, Bears' star Brian Urlacher. I guess you can do that when you don't have a career. From the New York Post:

The Playboy cover girl was spotted clearing out her Los Angeles house yesterday in preparation for the move with her young son, Evan. Whispers were that McCarthy was moving in with Urlacher, but her rep told Page Six: "Jenny is not moving in with Brian, but she is relocating with her son to the Chicago area for the foreseeable future."

We hear McCarthy will eschew the city's downtown to set up house "not far from where she grew up, and has lots of friends and family nearby." The "Love in the Wild" star will commute to LA and New York for work. McCarthy, who's currently gracing her sixth Playboy cover, and Urlacher have been dating quietly since April.

Look, pals, I know what you're thinking, but rest assured that Celebslam didn't accidentally reload a page from 1995 or owes money and/or sexual favors to our friends at AARP.org (the yanky-cranky is free to them) -- this really is a legitimate Jenny McCarthy story. After 20+ seasons playing the Playboy version of The Hunger Games (think arrows made of cock), Jenny finally found a fella that fills her properly. That Brian Urlacher must be quite the confident stud for invading such a well-used end zone. Oh well, a touchdown is a touchdown I suppose.

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Jenny McCarthy at the grand opening of Pascal Mouawad's Glamhouse on Melrose Avenue in Beverly Hills (2/16)

What's up with the Chicago Bears and hooking up with B-listers. First Jay Cutler knocked up Kristin Cavallari, and now Jenny McCarthy is in love with Brian Urlacher. From the Chicago Sun Times:

South Side native Jenny McCarthy is said to be more than just "giddy" about her new romance with Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher. A longtime pal of the actress and TV personality (going back to her days at Mother McAuley High School) tells me that McCarthy "has really fallen for the guy. He's such a man's man, the most macho guy Jenny's dated or been involved with for a long, long time."

According to the source, McCarthy loves how Urlacher is the strong, silent type -- the way he "quietly takes care of her when they're together. That may sound old-fashioned, especially since Jenny is very much her own person and a very contemporary, independent woman in many ways. But she loves the attention and the way he treats her. It's very comforting."

I know it's a slow start to the attention whore season, but we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel on this one. Jenny McCarthy is not a celebrity. Well, not anymore. She used to be back when there was no internet and you had to actually buy a Playboy to see bleached blonde tacos (aka "The Dark Ages"). Besides that, her career is a question mark. Does banging Jim Carrey count? Maybe in the Ace Ventura and Dumb and Dumber days, but not now. The real story is that apparently Brian Urlacher totally digs cougars, which is strange because bears and cougars are natural enemies. He can have his pick of the Chicago litter, but he chose the 1993 Playmate of the Year. Brian, enjoy your cameos on The Real Housewives of whatever city Jenny ends up in.

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