Brian Austin Green


Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox at the Studio City Farmer's Market (4/17)

Awkwardly, here's Megan Fox and her estranged husband Brian Austin Green at a farmer's market yesterday. Awkward. Brian tells People that him knocking up Megan after the two split wasn't exactly planned [but he wasn't about to turn down sex with freaking Megan Fox]:
"You know, nothing is planned," he told People exclusively at the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach Celebrity Race, which was hosted by the Verizon IndyCar Series, on Friday. "None of them are ever planned. You kind of just go with it."

"At my age, to be having three babies, is crazy," the actor, who is already dad to sons Noah and Bodhi, said with a laugh. "I'll be 43 this year."
Yeah, it's totally crazy. You just can't plan for things like this. You have sex with your wife, she gets pregnant. Boom. There's literally nothing that can be done to prevent that. Nothing. The first person to think of a device of some sorts that allows you to have sex with a woman -- but not get her pregnant -- is gonna be a millionaire.

*30 Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green pictures total in the gallery:

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in Brentwood in February

You've probably heard by now that Megan Fox is pregnant again. John Mayer, Adam Levine, Tommy Lasorda -- since Megan split with her husband Brian Austin Green, the father could have been anyone. Except it's not. It's boring ol' Brian. Us Weekly says that, despite the split, the two are now renting a house together in Bel Air:
"It's a small, unassuming house, but it's private and has great views," the insider tells Us. "They are living together ... They do their day-to-day stuff like grocery shopping and taking their kids out together."

Another source tells Us the two are not getting back together.
I gotta hand it to Brian. He's received a ton of shit since Megan filed for divorce. Some of it, yes, was even from me. But he handled it all in the most alpha way possible. "Sorry I can't respond to your insults -- I'm too busy sticking my penis into Megan to create another living being." And of course another baby means that much more child support from Megan. Brian Austin Green is an evil fucking genius.

*25 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

  • Megan Fox Unplanned Pregnancy 1
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Brian Austin Green leaving a juice bar in Santa Monica (3/16) 

The secret disability that Kate Hudson has that I wrote about earlier? Brian Austin Green has it, too. I'm started to get a little freaked out. Can normal people catch this mystery disease? Or does it just affect famous people? I need answers, dammit!

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in L.A. (1/22)

Here's Megan Fox and that guy she married and dumped taking their kid to a doctor's appointment in L.A. late last week. Glum look on her face . . . standing three feet away . . . the only way this could get more awkward for Megan is if she looked down and realized that she married a guy who wears leggings. Brian, I don't care how good your crossover is, you're not Allen Iverson.

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Megan Fox leaving CVS in Studio City (7/12)

Megan Fox moves fast. It was learned on Wednesday that Megan and husband Brian Austin had separated after five years of marriage. But hopefully they can work things out, right? Maybe a little counseling? Nope. Megan filed for divorce on Friday. From TMZ:
Brian Austin Green will almost certainly get spousal support from Megan Fox in their divorce, and the reason appears to stem from a terrible car accident ... our sources say it's likely she'll end up paying Brian spousal support, because of the large disparity in income and income potential.

We're told Brian has worked very little since last December, when he was in a head-on collision ... we're told the accident triggered a serious medical condition ... vertigo, which affects balance. Our sources say Brian's vertigo is so bad he can't get out of bed.  We're told he hasn't worked since the accident.
Tough luck for Brian, right? He got to bang Megan Fox for over 10 years. And now he's gonna get a monthly check from her. Gosh, I hope my luck is that bad some day.

*10 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles last year

Megan Fox. Single. Praise be unto Jesus. From People:
"Megan and Brian have decided to separate," a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. "They will always love each other very much and are devoted to their kids. Anything could happen in the future, but for now they've decided it's best to take some time apart."

The couple have been living separate lives for several months, and have not been spotted in public together recently.

I know what you're thinking and, yes, John Mayer has already had sex with Megan. Took him 3 minutes, 27 seconds after the statement was released. New record. Megan's vagina was on his bucket list, so he's pretty excited about the whole situation. Now onto that pesky Jessica Alba . . .

*25 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in Beverly Hills last December

Megan Fox is a mom again. She gave birth to a healthy baby boy yesterday in L.A.. Her husband Brian Austin Green almost missed the deliver as doctors thought he was just there to ask for money. "We don't have jobs in the entertainment industry here! Leave before I call the police!"

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Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in New York (7/19)

Megan Fox's publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick told the New York Post some terrible news about her client this morning -- no she doesn't cancer or that Benjamin Button disease. It's something far far worse:
"I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian, they are both very happy."
Obviously Megan knew she was pregnant when these pics were taken of her a few weeks ago, because look how sad she looks. Don't worry, Megan, just because that douche Brian Austin Green tricked you into having sex with him twice -- with both times ending in disastrous fashion -- doesn't mean you have to stay with him. We can work through this together. You tell me when and I'll distract him with some hair gel and Ed Hardy t-shirts, and then you make your break for it.

*25 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, July 9

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham arriving at Plate Restaurant in Malibu (pics start here)

Sandra Bullock and her son going to a birthday party in Malibu (pics start here)

Kevin Garnett and his family arriving at a birthday party in Malibu (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio grocery shopping in Malibu (pics start here)

Natalie Cole leaving Madeo in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Tulisa Constostavlos arriving at the airport in Ibiza (pics start here)

Jamie Foxx leaving Club 55 in St. Tropez (pics start here)

Channing Tatum and his family departing on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Orlando Bloom and his son taking their dog for a walk in New York (pics start here)

Ariel Winter and her family arriving at The Ivy in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emily VanCamp arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

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Megan Fox out and about in L.A. (4/21)

It seems like Megan Fox has gone into hiding lately, but there she is Sunday out for lunch in L.A. with her husband Brian Austin Green. "Wow, what an extraordinarily lucky woman to be blessed with such a talented and successful husband," thought no one.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "MEGAN FOX'S CAMELTOE FROM HEAVEN"

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