Looks like we were onto something last time we told you stunner Megan Fox was done with 90210 dude Brian Austin Green—as the Awful Truth has exclusively disvovered Fox moved out of the posh Hollywood Hills home she shares with Green and into a hotel over the weekend. Is this it for good now?If these two are splitting up, I can see why David's son would be so upset: his penis is missing out on years of in-home entertainment. Plus, imagine how easy his life would be if Megan Fox was his stepmom. With just a simple drill and a tiny spy cam, he'd coast through high school and college: "Pssst, I'll trade you these naked pictures of Megan Fox if you do my homework."
"Well, when someone leaves and goes to a hotel," revealed an insider involved with the unfortunate sitch, "It doesn't exactly say, 'Let's get married,' does it?"
Awful Truth has learned that Fox, one of the hottest babes in town right on Angelina Jolie's heels, career-wise, was considering busting her engagement with Green once before. Certainly appears she's headed that way for good. A particularly sad fallout from this bust-up is Brian's young són, Cassius, who was very close to Fox. "He's incredibly upset," the insider said of Fox's departure, "He's just a little boy, he doesn't know what's going on." (Source)
"They didn’t break up. They hit a rough patch. But in every long-term relationship, people go through ups and downs." . . . Another friend adds that recently, Megan and Brian, who have been together since 2004, even agreed to seek help for their relationship problems. "In early March, they decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together. It was a mutual decision. Lots of couples go to therapy together, and they are committed to try and make it work."The real reason why Megan is sticking with Brian:
The hot young actress and her longtime beau called it quits on Feb. 24 with Megan moving out of his Hollywood Hills home four days later. But while packing up her things, she was still spending steamy nights with him. For the first two days after their split, it appeared Megan had relocated to a nearby hotel, a source tells Star. "But she returned both nights to stay over with Brian!"Damn it. This is just one more reason for me to hate Brian Austin Green. Not only does he get to bang arguably the hottest chick on the planet, but now he doesn't even have to commit to her. The only way this guy's life could get any better is if he somehow found a career.
So why can't they stay away? Despite their problems, they have a superhot sex life. "They've had problems with every facet with their relationship — except in bed," says a friend. (Source)
"The relationship had run its course," an insider tells Us exclusively. "They both realized the time had come to go their separate ways. It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends." Fox, 22, and Green, 35, now “are both focusing on their careers," the source adds. The couple -- who have tattoos of each other's names -- met in 2004 and, as Us first reported, got engaged in November 2006. (Source)If you're familiar with gossip blogs, you know that this is the part of the story where I'm supposed to act like my huge penis was to blame for the breakup. Like somehow, me, this lowly blogger, was drilling one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood. Well I'm not gonna do that. Besides, Megan used to compliment me more on my abs. I swear, you get some women around a 14 pack and they won't shut up.
Megan Fox leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (7/8)
Remember the good news last week about Megan Fox jettisoning her douche bag boyfriend Brian Austin Green? They're back together. From the New York Daily News:
Fellas, don't start celebrating just yet - Megan Fox may not be single after all. Although the "Transformers" hottie reportedly called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green, the pair were in Vegas together to catch Cirque du Soleil's "O" show at the Bellagio. (Source)
Please tell me Brian can lasso a horse with his penis because that's the only thing that makes sense at this point.
[WENN, Flynet]
Former Beverly Hills, 90210 star Brian Austin Green has proposed to his girlfriend of two years, actress Megan Fox. The 33-year-old star, who played Tori Spelling's love interest David Silver on the.....wait.....what the hell is going on???.....sorry everybody, I had some freak feeling this was still 1993 and Brian Austin Green was somehow still relevant. My bad. Won't happen again. Moving along...
