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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in Beverly Hills last December

Megan Fox is a mom again. She gave birth to a healthy baby boy yesterday in L.A.. Her husband Brian Austin Green almost missed the deliver as doctors thought he was just there to ask for money. "We don't have jobs in the entertainment industry here! Leave before I call the police!"

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Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in New York (7/19)

Megan Fox's publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick told the New York Post some terrible news about her client this morning -- no she doesn't cancer or that Benjamin Button disease. It's something far far worse:
"I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian, they are both very happy."
Obviously Megan knew she was pregnant when these pics were taken of her a few weeks ago, because look how sad she looks. Don't worry, Megan, just because that douche Brian Austin Green tricked you into having sex with him twice -- with both times ending in disastrous fashion -- doesn't mean you have to stay with him. We can work through this together. You tell me when and I'll distract him with some hair gel and Ed Hardy t-shirts, and then you make your break for it.

*25 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, July 9

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham arriving at Plate Restaurant in Malibu (pics start here)

Sandra Bullock and her son going to a birthday party in Malibu (pics start here)

Kevin Garnett and his family arriving at a birthday party in Malibu (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio grocery shopping in Malibu (pics start here)

Natalie Cole leaving Madeo in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Tulisa Constostavlos arriving at the airport in Ibiza (pics start here)

Jamie Foxx leaving Club 55 in St. Tropez (pics start here)

Channing Tatum and his family departing on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Orlando Bloom and his son taking their dog for a walk in New York (pics start here)

Ariel Winter and her family arriving at The Ivy in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emily VanCamp arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

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Megan Fox out and about in L.A. (4/21)

It seems like Megan Fox has gone into hiding lately, but there she is Sunday out for lunch in L.A. with her husband Brian Austin Green. "Wow, what an extraordinarily lucky woman to be blessed with such a talented and successful husband," thought no one.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "MEGAN FOX'S CAMELTOE FROM HEAVEN"

*15 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Megan Fox at the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/13)

Congratulations Brian Austin Green, you get to keep nailing Megan Fox without a condom. Megan told Extra:
"[Being a mother is] all I ever wanted to do, so I'm just happy I got the opportunity to do it. I was very overwhelmed with the intensity of the emotions I felt when I had him so I'm in love with him."

As for having more children, Megan said, "I want more kids, I'm so tired, I don't know if my body could do it right now, but if it happens, it happens. He wants a little a girl." Brian chimed in, "That's what I want, a little girl, I have two boys."
Well of course K-Fed wants more kids with his boss -- how else would he maintain his lifestyle? . . . oopsie daisy, that's another man-whore I'm talking about. David Silver is no dummy -- he was cast in the lead of an awful TV show (Wedding Band) based on an awful Adam Sandler film (The Wedding Singer) based on the tiniest possibility that Megan might show up and let us gawk at that body of hers, prego or not. Picture Megan as being a Jedi Master. Sooner or later she knows that her assistant will turn on her. What do they call those kids that Jedi Masters teach? Oh that's right, they're called bottoms.

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Megan Fox leaving a doctor's office in West Hollywood (9/23)

I guess we can no longer live in our fantasy world and deny that Brian Austin Green knocked up Megan Fox, because she flashed her huge belly while leaving a doctor's appointment over the weekend. I think a funny practical joke would be to dress up as Megan's doctor and tell her that there's a complication with her pregnancy, and an abortion is recommended or she might die. And then, after the abortion, you rip off your white coat and stethoscope to reveal that you're just an ordinary guy. "Surprise Megan! I'm not a doctor after all! Do you get it? Do you get it?"

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green leaving a restaurant in Los Feliz (6/16)

Wait, are we sure Megan Fox is talking about Brian Austin Green here? And not anyone else besides him on earth? From her interview with Now magazine:
"The first time I saw him I got butterflies. The first time he casually touched me, there was so much electricity. I truly feel like he's my soul mate. We're destined to live this part of our lives together."
It's hard to shit on David Silver since he's been keeping his name relevant in the public eye by plowing a chick who's well above his own station in life -- sort of like what Seal did to Heidi Klum, except Megan can walk into any store in the deep south and not get called anything, um, unsavory.

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Megan Fox may or may not be pregnant

Brian Austin Green finally addressed the rumors that his wife Megan Fox is pregnant. And by "addressed" I mean "didn't really confirm or deny it so she still may or may not be pregnant." All cleared up for you? Good. From People:
"They've been saying that every three months ever since [Megan Fox and I] got married, and it's sort of one of those things that they love to say," Green, 38, said. "I think it's interesting. I think there is a part of Megan that people really love that is, at 18 she found a relationship and she stuck with it, and we've been together for coming on eight years now."

Continued Green: "It will be our two-year wedding anniversary, but we've been together for a long time. She doesn't represent what people are used to seeing in a young actress."
OMG, Megan Fox and David Silver are married? Wow, who would have known? -- it's only been mentioned a couple of hundred times a day for the last two years . . . by Brian Austin Green. You say it's "interesting," I say it's a travesty. Megan Fox loses a couple of points on the Celebslam hot list because, let's face facts, she married a guy who is essentially her personal assistant. Brian, I can't waste archiving space on all of these pics I have of you carrying her bag -- it's unseemly. And the fact that you haven't been able to parlay your marriage into steady work only reflects on Megan's lack of legit star power -- hell, Kevin Federline has a higher Q Score than you, and he's fat as fuck, dude. For your sake, get a bun in that oven or make yourself scarce, because Megan's career isn't strong enough to keep carrying all that dead weight..

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Megan Fox is definitely possibly pregnant. Maybe.

Brian Austin Green may have knocked up his wife Megan Fox. I know, what an asshole. Via Radar:
The 25-year-old brunette beauty and her hubby of nearly two years, Brian Austin Green, are expecting their first child together and couldn't be more excited, Star magazine is exclusively reporting.

"They just found out and are incredibly excited," a source close to the couple told Star, noting that the pregnancy was unexpected.

However, it's unlikely the Transformers actress will be going public with the news just yet, as the source says: "It's still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members."
I bet Megan's pregnancy goes just like Jessica Simpson's. I bet we read story after story about how Megan loves being pregnant because she can eat whatever the hell she wants, and how her favorite food is fried candy bar burritos with fudge hot sauce, and how it's so fun not exercising, and how she can fit nine jalapeno poppers into her mouth at once, and how they know her by name at every fast food restaurant within a ten mile radius, and how she's building a fort out of Nutella jars in her kitchen, and how she's banned at Hometown Buffet. Nah, I'm totally kidding. Megan has self-esteem.

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Megan Fox leaving Rite-Aid in L.A. (1/13)

I now present the most disgusting thing you'll read all day: Megan Fox telling Cosmo about meeting husband Brian Austin Green on the set of Hope & Faith back in 2004 when she was just 18. Via the New York Post:
"I didn't know who he was. I was too young for Beverly Hills, 90210," Fox says. "But the first time I saw him, I got butterflies. And the first time he casually touched me? There was so much electricity."

She adds that she feels like it was destiny that they met.

"I truly feel like he's my soul mate. We've had obstacles, and we've overcome them," she says. "I don't want to sound corny or cliche, but I do believe that we are destined to live this part of our lives together."
Is there something about David Silver that I'm missing? I'm really trying to understand Megan because she's hot as hell, but the fact that Brian Austin Green makes her cream her panties really pushes my simpatico muscles to the limit. Does she know that Brian thought he was a rapper in the 90s? Yeah, a fake-ass, buttery-soft Hollywood rapper like David Faustino and Will Smith. The 90s were a bad time for hip hop. The world was full of wiggers like Brian, Snow, and the ever hate-able "3rd Bass." But I digress, this guy must be hung like a horse because Megan clearly doesn't need him for the celebrity . . . or maybe she's into mercy fucking. I don't know one way or the other, but I'm starting to turn the page on Megan and her biker chick tattoos.

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