"[Being a mother is] all I ever wanted to do, so I'm just happy I got the opportunity to do it. I was very overwhelmed with the intensity of the emotions I felt when I had him so I'm in love with him."Well of course K-Fed wants more kids with his boss -- how else would he maintain his lifestyle? . . . oopsie daisy, that's another man-whore I'm talking about. David Silver is no dummy -- he was cast in the lead of an awful TV show (Wedding Band) based on an awful Adam Sandler film (The Wedding Singer) based on the tiniest possibility that Megan might show up and let us gawk at that body of hers, prego or not. Picture Megan as being a Jedi Master. Sooner or later she knows that her assistant will turn on her. What do they call those kids that Jedi Masters teach? Oh that's right, they're called bottoms.
As for having more children, Megan said, "I want more kids, I'm so tired, I don't know if my body could do it right now, but if it happens, it happens. He wants a little a girl." Brian chimed in, "That's what I want, a little girl, I have two boys."
"The first time I saw him I got butterflies. The first time he casually touched me, there was so much electricity. I truly feel like he's my soul mate. We're destined to live this part of our lives together."It's hard to shit on David Silver since he's been keeping his name relevant in the public eye by plowing a chick who's well above his own station in life -- sort of like what Seal did to Heidi Klum, except Megan can walk into any store in the deep south and not get called anything, um, unsavory.
"They've been saying that every three months ever since [Megan Fox and I] got married, and it's sort of one of those things that they love to say," Green, 38, said. "I think it's interesting. I think there is a part of Megan that people really love that is, at 18 she found a relationship and she stuck with it, and we've been together for coming on eight years now."OMG, Megan Fox and David Silver are married? Wow, who would have known? -- it's only been mentioned a couple of hundred times a day for the last two years . . . by Brian Austin Green. You say it's "interesting," I say it's a travesty. Megan Fox loses a couple of points on the Celebslam hot list because, let's face facts, she married a guy who is essentially her personal assistant. Brian, I can't waste archiving space on all of these pics I have of you carrying her bag -- it's unseemly. And the fact that you haven't been able to parlay your marriage into steady work only reflects on Megan's lack of legit star power -- hell, Kevin Federline has a higher Q Score than you, and he's fat as fuck, dude. For your sake, get a bun in that oven or make yourself scarce, because Megan's career isn't strong enough to keep carrying all that dead weight..
Continued Green: "It will be our two-year wedding anniversary, but we've been together for a long time. She doesn't represent what people are used to seeing in a young actress."
The 25-year-old brunette beauty and her hubby of nearly two years, Brian Austin Green, are expecting their first child together and couldn't be more excited, Star magazine is exclusively reporting.I bet Megan's pregnancy goes just like Jessica Simpson's. I bet we read story after story about how Megan loves being pregnant because she can eat whatever the hell she wants, and how her favorite food is fried candy bar burritos with fudge hot sauce, and how it's so fun not exercising, and how she can fit nine jalapeno poppers into her mouth at once, and how they know her by name at every fast food restaurant within a ten mile radius, and how she's building a fort out of Nutella jars in her kitchen, and how she's banned at Hometown Buffet. Nah, I'm totally kidding. Megan has self-esteem.
"They just found out and are incredibly excited," a source close to the couple told Star, noting that the pregnancy was unexpected.
However, it's unlikely the Transformers actress will be going public with the news just yet, as the source says: "It's still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members."
"I didn't know who he was. I was too young for Beverly Hills, 90210," Fox says. "But the first time I saw him, I got butterflies. And the first time he casually touched me? There was so much electricity."Is there something about David Silver that I'm missing? I'm really trying to understand Megan because she's hot as hell, but the fact that Brian Austin Green makes her cream her panties really pushes my simpatico muscles to the limit. Does she know that Brian thought he was a rapper in the 90s? Yeah, a fake-ass, buttery-soft Hollywood rapper like David Faustino and Will Smith. The 90s were a bad time for hip hop. The world was full of wiggers like Brian, Snow, and the ever hate-able "3rd Bass." But I digress, this guy must be hung like a horse because Megan clearly doesn't need him for the celebrity . . . or maybe she's into mercy fucking. I don't know one way or the other, but I'm starting to turn the page on Megan and her biker chick tattoos.
She adds that she feels like it was destiny that they met.
"I truly feel like he's my soul mate. We've had obstacles, and we've overcome them," she says. "I don't want to sound corny or cliche, but I do believe that we are destined to live this part of our lives together."
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