Brian Austin Green


Megan Fox leaving CVS in Studio City (7/12)

Megan Fox moves fast. It was learned on Wednesday that Megan and husband Brian Austin had separated after five years of marriage. But hopefully they can work things out, right? Maybe a little counseling? Nope. Megan filed for divorce on Friday. From TMZ:
Brian Austin Green will almost certainly get spousal support from Megan Fox in their divorce, and the reason appears to stem from a terrible car accident ... our sources say it's likely she'll end up paying Brian spousal support, because of the large disparity in income and income potential.

We're told Brian has worked very little since last December, when he was in a head-on collision ... we're told the accident triggered a serious medical condition ... vertigo, which affects balance. Our sources say Brian's vertigo is so bad he can't get out of bed.  We're told he hasn't worked since the accident.
Tough luck for Brian, right? He got to bang Megan Fox for over 10 years. And now he's gonna get a monthly check from her. Gosh, I hope my luck is that bad some day.

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Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles last year

Megan Fox. Single. Praise be unto Jesus. From People:
"Megan and Brian have decided to separate," a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. "They will always love each other very much and are devoted to their kids. Anything could happen in the future, but for now they've decided it's best to take some time apart."

The couple have been living separate lives for several months, and have not been spotted in public together recently.

I know what you're thinking and, yes, John Mayer has already had sex with Megan. Took him 3 minutes, 27 seconds after the statement was released. New record. Megan's vagina was on his bucket list, so he's pretty excited about the whole situation. Now onto that pesky Jessica Alba . . .

*25 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in Beverly Hills last December

Megan Fox is a mom again. She gave birth to a healthy baby boy yesterday in L.A.. Her husband Brian Austin Green almost missed the deliver as doctors thought he was just there to ask for money. "We don't have jobs in the entertainment industry here! Leave before I call the police!"

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Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in New York (7/19)

Megan Fox's publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick told the New York Post some terrible news about her client this morning -- no she doesn't cancer or that Benjamin Button disease. It's something far far worse:
"I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian, they are both very happy."
Obviously Megan knew she was pregnant when these pics were taken of her a few weeks ago, because look how sad she looks. Don't worry, Megan, just because that douche Brian Austin Green tricked you into having sex with him twice -- with both times ending in disastrous fashion -- doesn't mean you have to stay with him. We can work through this together. You tell me when and I'll distract him with some hair gel and Ed Hardy t-shirts, and then you make your break for it.

*25 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, July 9

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham arriving at Plate Restaurant in Malibu (pics start here)

Sandra Bullock and her son going to a birthday party in Malibu (pics start here)

Kevin Garnett and his family arriving at a birthday party in Malibu (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio grocery shopping in Malibu (pics start here)

Natalie Cole leaving Madeo in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Tulisa Constostavlos arriving at the airport in Ibiza (pics start here)

Jamie Foxx leaving Club 55 in St. Tropez (pics start here)

Channing Tatum and his family departing on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Orlando Bloom and his son taking their dog for a walk in New York (pics start here)

Ariel Winter and her family arriving at The Ivy in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emily VanCamp arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

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Megan Fox out and about in L.A. (4/21)

It seems like Megan Fox has gone into hiding lately, but there she is Sunday out for lunch in L.A. with her husband Brian Austin Green. "Wow, what an extraordinarily lucky woman to be blessed with such a talented and successful husband," thought no one.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "MEGAN FOX'S CAMELTOE FROM HEAVEN"

*15 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Megan Fox at the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/13)

Congratulations Brian Austin Green, you get to keep nailing Megan Fox without a condom. Megan told Extra:
"[Being a mother is] all I ever wanted to do, so I'm just happy I got the opportunity to do it. I was very overwhelmed with the intensity of the emotions I felt when I had him so I'm in love with him."

As for having more children, Megan said, "I want more kids, I'm so tired, I don't know if my body could do it right now, but if it happens, it happens. He wants a little a girl." Brian chimed in, "That's what I want, a little girl, I have two boys."
Well of course K-Fed wants more kids with his boss -- how else would he maintain his lifestyle? . . . oopsie daisy, that's another man-whore I'm talking about. David Silver is no dummy -- he was cast in the lead of an awful TV show (Wedding Band) based on an awful Adam Sandler film (The Wedding Singer) based on the tiniest possibility that Megan might show up and let us gawk at that body of hers, prego or not. Picture Megan as being a Jedi Master. Sooner or later she knows that her assistant will turn on her. What do they call those kids that Jedi Masters teach? Oh that's right, they're called bottoms.

*25 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Megan Fox leaving a doctor's office in West Hollywood (9/23)

I guess we can no longer live in our fantasy world and deny that Brian Austin Green knocked up Megan Fox, because she flashed her huge belly while leaving a doctor's appointment over the weekend. I think a funny practical joke would be to dress up as Megan's doctor and tell her that there's a complication with her pregnancy, and an abortion is recommended or she might die. And then, after the abortion, you rip off your white coat and stethoscope to reveal that you're just an ordinary guy. "Surprise Megan! I'm not a doctor after all! Do you get it? Do you get it?"

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green leaving a restaurant in Los Feliz (6/16)

Wait, are we sure Megan Fox is talking about Brian Austin Green here? And not anyone else besides him on earth? From her interview with Now magazine:
"The first time I saw him I got butterflies. The first time he casually touched me, there was so much electricity. I truly feel like he's my soul mate. We're destined to live this part of our lives together."
It's hard to shit on David Silver since he's been keeping his name relevant in the public eye by plowing a chick who's well above his own station in life -- sort of like what Seal did to Heidi Klum, except Megan can walk into any store in the deep south and not get called anything, um, unsavory.

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Megan Fox may or may not be pregnant

Brian Austin Green finally addressed the rumors that his wife Megan Fox is pregnant. And by "addressed" I mean "didn't really confirm or deny it so she still may or may not be pregnant." All cleared up for you? Good. From People:
"They've been saying that every three months ever since [Megan Fox and I] got married, and it's sort of one of those things that they love to say," Green, 38, said. "I think it's interesting. I think there is a part of Megan that people really love that is, at 18 she found a relationship and she stuck with it, and we've been together for coming on eight years now."

Continued Green: "It will be our two-year wedding anniversary, but we've been together for a long time. She doesn't represent what people are used to seeing in a young actress."
OMG, Megan Fox and David Silver are married? Wow, who would have known? -- it's only been mentioned a couple of hundred times a day for the last two years . . . by Brian Austin Green. You say it's "interesting," I say it's a travesty. Megan Fox loses a couple of points on the Celebslam hot list because, let's face facts, she married a guy who is essentially her personal assistant. Brian, I can't waste archiving space on all of these pics I have of you carrying her bag -- it's unseemly. And the fact that you haven't been able to parlay your marriage into steady work only reflects on Megan's lack of legit star power -- hell, Kevin Federline has a higher Q Score than you, and he's fat as fuck, dude. For your sake, get a bun in that oven or make yourself scarce, because Megan's career isn't strong enough to keep carrying all that dead weight..

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