Brenda Song

Brenda Song leaving Kalologie Skincare in L.A. (10/13)

I don't know how the hell I missed this last week, but Miley Cyrus' weirdo brother Trace is officially engaged to Disney star Brenda Song. It was rumored in August that he knocked her up, but judging by that picture of her earlier this month, that doesn't seem to be the case. Anyways, Trace tweeted:

I am very excited to say, last week I asked my girlfriend Brenda Song to marry me and she said YES! We are both very excited to be engaged!

This is terrible news for Brenda's mom and dad. How can they ever show their faces in public again? Oh sure, all the other Asian moms and dads have daughters who became lawyers and consultants, but their kid marries the eldest son of the fucking hillbilly Cyrus clan. Brenda's gonna have to get into Harvard twice now just to make up for the embarrassment.

*10 Brenda Song pictures total in the gallery:

Brenda Song is pregnant

Celebuzz is reporting that Miley Cyrus' brother Trace (this charming fella here) knocked up Disney star Brenda Song (star of such crappy shows as The Suite Life of Zack & Cody and The Suite Life on Deck). Brenda's 23 so it's not quite the scandal level of Jamie-Lynn Spears, but still . . . whore!

The Social Network star and Miley Cyrus‘ brother have been quietly seeing each other for several months, but made their first appearance together on the red carpet at Nylon’s party in early May. Trace was previously linked to Demi Lovato. It was rumored Brenda briefly dated Joe Jonas.

A hot Asian chick and in inbred tattooed hick. What a weird combination of genes. Brenda might as well be giving birth to a space alien. On the bright side, this is going to be the first Cyrus kid who's both good at math and playing the cider jug.

*24 Brenda Song pictures total in the gallery:

Brenda Song

Brenda Song at the "2011 Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala" at the Palm Springs Convention Center (1/8)

*25 Brenda Song pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, September 25 and Sunday, September 26

Jessica Simpson arriving at LAX airport from Houston (pics start here)

Megan Fox at the Armani show at Fashion Week in Milan (pics start here)

Tom Green smoking a joint while performing at the Vogue Theatre in Vancouver, Canada (pics start here)

Eve leaving a nightclub in South Beach (pics start here)

Tara Reid poolside at a hotel in Miami (pics start here)

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen leaving the Alexander McQueen boutique in New York (pics start here)

Khloe Kardashian leaving a grocery store in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Alba out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Nicole Richie launching her new "Winter Kate" collection at Nordstrom in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Luke Wilson arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jason Statham and his girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley out and about in New York (pics start here)

Brenda Song at the premiere of The Social Network at The 48th Annual New York Film Festival (pics start here)

*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: