
Pop singer Brandy caused a fatal car accident last month in Los Angeles. Brandy was driving her new 2007 Land Rover down the 405 freeway in Los Angeles when the accident occurred. According to TMZ:
It happened at 10:30 AM on December 30, 2006. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Brandy was driving her 2007 Land Rover at 65 mph and did not notice that cars in front of her had slowed considerably. We’re told Brandy’s vehicle struck a 2005 Toyota. The Toyota then hit a 1989 Toyota. The 2005 Toyota then slid sideways and hit the center divider. As the 2005 Toyota came to a halt, it was struck by a 1988 Acura.
And then the trunk of the 1988 Acura popped open, releasing a pack of ducks. A hunter nearby noticed the ducks flying away and managed to get a few shots off, connecting with one. Incredibly, the duck’s carcass landed on top a lever, which then released a bowling ball sitting on top of ramp. The ball went rolling down the freeway ultimately knocking down a set of pins that were mysteriously set up in the fast lane. Noticing a perfect strike, the crowd that had gathered on the side of the road began to applaud. The loud applause startled a dog that had been sleeping in the nearby bushes. As the dog took off running down the freeway, it knocked over a broom, which then fell against the controls of a soft-serve ice-cream machine in the back of the ‘89 Toyota. The machine immediately began dispensing a delicious mixture of chocolate and vanilla ice cream. And Brandy and her new friends sat on the side of the road laughing at both the misfortune of the accident, and the good fortune of receiving such a delicious swirly cone. The end.
Oops, maybe not:
We’re told the driver of the 2005 Toyota, Awatef Aboudihaj, was taken to Holy Cross Hospital in critical condition and she died the next day. Brandy was not injured. The driver of the Acura suffered moderate injuries. Brandy was not arrested and there is no evidence drugs or alcohol were involved.
I’m going to hell.