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Brandy looked to be in high spirits yesterday at the popular Crustacean restaurant in Beverly Hills. Awatef Aboudihaj, the mother of two Brandy slammed into on the 405 freeway with her Land Rover back in December, was unavailable for comment because she's dead.
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The news just keeps getting better for Brandy! Now the parents of the dead accident victim are suing Brandy for $50 million. Yes $50 million. Brandy, the star of Moesha, five followed by seven zeros. Now I know these parents are sad about losing their daughter, but c'mon, get some perspective. They might as well have sued for 100 kajillion dollars and half of the Pacific Ocean. And maybe a lunchable or two. Those things are so damn delicious with their crackers and cheese and whatnot.
The California Highway Patrol is recommeding that Brandy be charged with a misdemeanor count of vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence. The R&B singer caused an accident on December 30th that resulted in the death of Awatef Aboudihaj, a mother of two. If charged and convicted, Brandy faces up to one year in Los Angeles county jail. According to CHP spokesman Leland Tang:
"We know that Brandy's at fault for the chain reaction of the collision," Tang told People MagazineTang adds that the investigation found there were no indicators that Brandy was distracted at the moment she rear-ended the 2005 Toyota being driven by Awatef Aboudihaj, who died the evening after the crash at Providence Holy Cross Medical Center.
No indicators she was distracted? What about the seven heaps of twisted metal on the side of the road--the ones that used to resemble cars. That seems like a pretty good indicator to me. Call me crazy but there's usually a reason behind someone causing a seven car pileup on the freeway. Who was leading this investigation? A turtle with a badge taped to its shell?
Pop singer Brandy caused a fatal car accident last month in Los Angeles. Brandy was driving her new 2007 Land Rover down the 405 freeway in Los Angeles when the accident occurred. According to TMZ:
It happened at 10:30 AM on December 30, 2006. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Brandy was driving her 2007 Land Rover at 65 mph and did not notice that cars in front of her had slowed considerably. We're told Brandy's vehicle struck a 2005 Toyota. The Toyota then hit a 1989 Toyota. The 2005 Toyota then slid sideways and hit the center divider. As the 2005 Toyota came to a halt, it was struck by a 1988 Acura.
And then the trunk of the 1988 Acura popped open, releasing a pack of ducks. A hunter nearby noticed the ducks flying away and managed to get a few shots off, connecting with one. Incredibly, the duck's carcass landed on top a lever, which then released a bowling ball sitting on top of ramp. The ball went rolling down the freeway ultimately knocking down a set of pins that were mysteriously set up in the fast lane. Noticing a perfect strike, the crowd that had gathered on the side of the road began to applaud. The loud applause startled a dog that had been sleeping in the nearby bushes. As the dog took off running down the freeway, it knocked over a broom, which then fell against the controls of a soft-serve ice-cream machine in the back of the '89 Toyota. The machine immediately began dispensing a delicious mixture of chocolate and vanilla ice cream. And Brandy and her new friends sat on the side of the road laughing at both the misfortune of the accident, and the good fortune of receiving such a delicious swirly cone. The end.
Oops, maybe not:
We're told the driver of the 2005 Toyota, Awatef Aboudihaj, was taken to Holy Cross Hospital in critical condition and she died the next day. Brandy was not injured. The driver of the Acura suffered moderate injuries. Brandy was not arrested and there is no evidence drugs or alcohol were involved.
I'm going to hell.
Singer Brandy is saying reports she was involved in a fight at a Bible study meeting in Los Angeles recently are not true. The mysteriously-sounding reporter Jawn Murray claims the singer left a Church of Scientology meeting and came directly to a Bible study class at First AME Church. According to Murray, Brandy was "challenging some of the principles of Christianity when the discussion became heated and chairs were thrown, which led to Brandy and her entourage being escorted out of the church." Brandy's representative, Courtney Barnes, denies the story:
"The whole middle portion of the story is bullshit." She claims the ruckus Murray referred to involved a mentally-ill person at the church who started trouble with "a person who had come in with Brandy." Brandy's friend asked church elders to escort the mentally ill person from the back of the church after disrupting closing prayers. Barnes says the singer was at the church because she is interested in learning about religion and denies that she studies Scientology, adding, "She's taken some classes, but she has no formal relationship with Scientology. She was at First AME for a Bible study and she was invited by a member of the church."
Four steps to being an awesome Hollywood PR rep:
Step 1: Deny that Brandy studies Scientology
Step 2. Contradict yourself in THE VERY NEXT SENTENCE saying Brandy has "taken some classes."
Step 3.
Step 4. Light a cigarette, having just been ravished by the stunningly-handsome writer of a celebrity gossip website.
*I know you're probably wondering what happened in Step 3. We'll just say it's between me and the roofies.
