Lindsay Lohan caught doing cocaine? According to WENN, that's Lindsay Lohan arriving to a party in the Hollywood Hills Sunday at 4:30 AM. That's right, she
arrived at 4:30. Hmmm, she seems especially alert for such an early hour. Maybe
X17 can help explain why (hint: she wasn't playing board games at the party):
During the early morning festivities, we spotted Brandon Davis and Lindsay Lohan engaging in some very suspicious activities in the bathroom.
You can check out the video on PAGE 2. At the 6-second-mark, you can see Brandon put his nose to his hand and snort something off of it. Lindsay makes an appearance at the 26-second-mark.
An X17 photographer on the scene tells X17online exclusively:
"Last night I saw Brandon in the bathroom standing in front of the window, and you can imagine my surprise when I then saw Lindsay bouncing around the room too - clearly there was a whole different kind of party going on in there! After a few minutes, a photographer's flash went off, and the party buddies saw it and closed the window, but it appears as though they stayed in there and continued partaking in some questionable activities!"
I think it's so unfair to both Brandon and Lindsay to just assume there were in the bathroom snorting cocaine. Let's not jump to conclusions here. I mean, they could have easily been doing meth.
Dlisted
Reason #347 why it pays to have money. That girl on the right is Cheyenne Tozzi, an Australian model. The guy on the left is Brandon Davis, a fat guy. He is also rich. Which may play a small part in him dating a smoking hot model. I don't know, love works in mysterious ways. I've learned not to question it.
Brandon Davis is fat and rich. That's pretty much all you need to know about him. From the New York Post:
BRANDON ("Greasy Bear") Davis, whose grandfather was a billionaire, is trying to make some money on his own. Together with Australian playboy Andy Valmorbida, the oily heir is parlaying his party connections into a career selling art. The duo recently hosted a one-night exhibition of photos by Raphael Mazzucci in Beverly Hills - drawing Mike Tyson, Devon Aoki and Courtney Love, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan - and sold out the whole show. (Source)
God damn, talk about a group of misfits. How were Courtney Love, Mike Tyson, Lindsay Lohan, AND Paris Hilton in the same room at the same time without something dramatic happening? Like someone dying (at the hands of Tyson) or being blown (at the hands of Love, Hilton, Lohan ... maybe even Tyson--hey, I've seen what prison can do to a man. Even the best break).
Brandon Davis' so-called "friends" want nothing to do with him. Or at least one of them didn't a few weeks ago at the Details magazine party thrown at the Hollywood home of producer Mary Parent. After Davis was denied access by one of the doormen he made a huge scene, demanding that party staffers fetch friend [and Paris Hilton ex] Stavros Niarchos from inside. A witness at the party has the rest:
But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn't there, adding, "I didn't invite him here, and I don't really want to be around him." Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in - and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, "You know I would never bring him here." (Source)
Sometimes I almost feel sorry for this fat slob. But then I remember that he's worth approximately 100 kajillion more dollars than me. Then I get angry. And when I get angry, animals get hurt. So don't give me that weird look the next time you see my dog, those marks are Brandon's fault. Dick.
Splash News
While children in Africa are starving, Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis are dropping $2600 on lunch:
Paris and Davis each had Caesar Salads followed by two $1050 dishes of Kobe Steaks with white truffles. They gulped down cokes and mineral waters. The bill came to $2350-- and a $250 tip. "Paris played the real star keeping her sunglasses on throughout the meal," said a diner at Nellos restaurant on glitzy Madison Avenue, New York.
There's a close up of Paris' nose because Splash News is implying that Paris might have been partaking in a little nose candy during lunch. Trust me, she wasn't. The last thing you want to do after snorting an eight ball is drop $2k on dinner--especially if you're like me and you have these four supermodels begging you to take off your clothes. Settle down ladies, there's more than one bullet in this gun.
