Brandi Glanville

The 2013 Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood (2/24)

For some odd reason, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star/Eddie Cibrian's ex Brandi Glanville showed up to the Academy Awards last night, and wore a really slutty dress. A reality star dressing inappropriately, you say? I'm simply shocked. I may reevaluate my entire opinion on these pillars of society.

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Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes are total BFFs

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Brandi Glanville went to her son Jake's soccer game on Sunday, and she just happened to run into her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his new wife LeAnn Rimes. Oh hey Brandi, remember when LeAnn fucked Eddie when he was still your husband? I guess not. Weird, that seems like something I would remember.

*30 Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes pictures total in the gallery:

Brandi Glanville bikini pics!

Here's Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife Brandi Glanville at the beach in L.A. yesterday. Eddie famously cheated on Brandi with LeAnn Rimes in 2009, before the two finally divorced last year. In other words, Eddie cheated on his wife with an uglier chick, which resulted in him losing half of his assets. His second -- arguably better -- option to sleeping with LeAnn was to just bash himself in the head with a rock, but he couldn't find one in time.

*15 Brandi Glanville bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Camille Grammer bikini pics! (Lanai, HI - 6/25)

Here's some pics of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills filming in Hawaii on Saturday. That's Kelsey Grammer's ex-wife Camille above. Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, and the newest housewife, Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife/LeAnn Rimes clone Brandi Glanville, were also seen. Not that I care. I mean, you'd have to be pretty gay to watch this stupid show. Especially after that episode last season where Camille invited Kyle over for a dinner party to diffuse the tension between them but it totally backfired because they got into a huge fight anyways because Camille's weird psychic friend with the electronic cigarette was just a complete bitch even though Kyle was trying to get along with everyone. Am I right fellas, or am I right!

*53 Real Housewives pictures total in the gallery:

LeAnn Rimes at Malibu Beach (5/18)

In a statement to Us Weekly today, Eddie Cibrian's wife Brandi Glanville blasted LeAnn Rimes (it was revealed in March that Rimes and Cibrian were having an affair):

"LeAnn is a stalker. She refuses to leave us alone -- it is shameful and scary. People are going to say it takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance. She's hurting my family and messing with the wrong mom."

A spokesman for Rimes countered:

"These comments are incredibly defamatory. While there are always two sides to every story, LeAnn continues to remain above the fray and chooses not to play this out in the press."

"People are going to say it takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance." Wow, that sounds way better than: "Bitch fucked my husband and now won't get off his nuts." Somehow, Brandi managed to make an affair that's tearing two families apart actually sound classy. She's another Danielle Steel in the making.