Angelina Jolie and her daughters Zahara and Shiloh leaving Lee's Art Shop in New York (2/18)
Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are probably gonna run into each other this weekend, either at a benefit on Saturday or the Oscars on Sunday. Awk-ward. From Marc Malkin at E!:
I'm told Aniston is still mulling over an offer from Oscar producers to present at the big awards shebang on Sunday.
Aniston or no Aniston, Brangelina will definitely be there. Pitt is up for Best Actor for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Jolie is among the Best Actress contenders for her work in The Changeling.
There's also a possibility of a pre-Oscar run-in on Saturday. The three are once again listed among the A-list cohosts of the annual Night Before fund-raiser for the Motion Picture & Television Fund at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Last year, Pitt and a then-pregnant-with-twins Jolie ditched the benefit because Jolie reportedly didn't want to hurt Aniston's feelings. (Source)
Can you imagine the three of them running into each other? There'd be more fists flying than a Saturday night at Lindsay Lohan's house. Personally, for the good of all of those involved, I'd like to see Angelina and Jen settle their differences once and for all . . . in bikinis . . . in Jello (preferably cherry but lime would be okay too) . . . in my cave/dungeon/mom's basement.
Brad Pitt has a nice houseBrad Pitt's oceanfront estate in Malibu. If you like it, it's on sale for $18 million.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of
generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said
celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core
of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a nice (rental) houseThe 48-acre Sassafras Estate in Long Island. Brad Pitt and Angelina are renting the house through mid-summer while she shoots her next film
Edwin A. Salt. The estate features a 22,000 square foot main house. two helipads, and an 11-bedroom staff house. It's on sale for $60 million.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of
generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said
celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core
of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
Brad Pitt forgot to zip up
Brad Pitt left his zipper down during a photocall in Paris earlier today for his movie
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I know what you're thinking: Brad forgot to zip up after having a quickie in the bathroom with a big-breasted French reporter with no gag reflex or sense of smell. I hate to speculate here -- especially when the only evidence I have is a simple picture -- but, yes, you're exactly right.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in L.A. (12/8)
This whole Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston story simply will not die. Last year, Angelina told the
New York Times that Brad and her fell in love on the set of
Mr. & Mrs. Smith in 2005 -- when he was still married to Jennifer. Shortly after the revelation, in an interview with
Vogue, Jennifer said Angelina was "uncool." Now Brad Pitt is telling
W magazine oh god who cares please shut up.
“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Of his current relationship with Aniston, he says, “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”
“What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.” (Source)
You know why I respect gangmembers? Because when one steals another's husband, they don't bitch and whine about it to the press. They just shoot each other. Why can't celebrities be more like gangmembers? Tell me you wouldn't love to wake up to a story about Jennifer Aniston busting a cap in the side of Angelina Jolie's Range Rover. That would be so fucking awesome.
Clothes then tie Jennifer. You have it backwards.
A desperate-for-attention Jennifer Aniston graces the cover of January's GQ magazine. After being asked about ex-husband Brad Pitt and his lady friend Angelina Jolie, Jen took the high road and said, "You know what, enough. I'm not gonna comment on them. It's been nearly four years since the divorce. I have to move on with my life." Oh wait, no she didn't. Via Us Weekly:
In the article, Aniston refers to herself, ex Brad Pitt and Jolie as "the insane Bermuda Triangle.""The funny thing is that people don't realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends," she snipes. "No. But can you imagine? That'd be hysterical: I've got Zahara on my hip, and Knox...."
The actress -- who previously told Vogue that it was "uncool" of Jolie to say she fell in love with the then-married Pitt on the set of 2005's Mr. and Mrs. Smith -- says she wasn't shocked by Jolie's comments.
"Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn't quite confirmed at the time," Aniston says. "But listen... You sit there and you... No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this? Considering the source, nothing surprises me."
She also says she'd never sell her baby photos to a magazine, unlike Jolie, who fetched $14 million for shots of twins Knox and Viv.
"That just doesn't feel right to me...." Aniston says. (Source)
Let's get serious about this Aniston-Jolie feud for a second. Angelina would totally kick Jen's ass, right? Like I don't even think it would be close. You just know Angelina is an expert in some crazy martial art while Jen strikes me as a person who only knows how to pull hair. If Jen doesn't stop taking shots at her in the press, I think Angelina should be legally allowed to beat the shit out of her. Maybe we can put it on Pay-Per-View. I don't know about you but I'd pay $49.95 to watch Jennifer Aniston get roundhouse kicked to the head.
Angelina Jolie and family in New Orleans (10/6)
That's what it is, right? An addiction. She can't get enough babies. Star claims she's not just trying to get pregnant again, but trying to get pregnant with twins. They claim Angelina's taking prenatal vitamins and undergoing secret fertility treatments to help her chances. A friend of her's told the mag:
"Angie's doctors told her that she has a strong chance of conceiving twins if she does it within two years after having her first pair. She's been seeing a fertility doctor regularly. She and Brad are monitoring when she's fertile. And they're trying really hard in the bedroom!" (Source)
How would you like to be Brad Pitt right now? He's dating the craziest, hottest chick on earth who wants nothing more than to bang all day to get pregnant. You could argue he's the luckiest guy on the planet right now . . . if it wasn't for Brian Austin Green. He made a deal with the devil, right? Please tell me that in exchange for a few years of banging Megan Fox, he has to spend an eternity in hell.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in L.A. (12/8)
I know what you're thinking about the pictures above and you're completely wrong. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie actually did have sex last night on the red carpet. It was pretty shocking.
The Jolie-Pitts have a lot of help
How many cars do you need for a family of eight? Twenty apparently. During Brad Pitt's stay in Berlin for the filming of Inglorious Bastards, Volkswagen is providing him and Angelina with twenty cars to use. They need that many, too, to shuttle around their team of six nannies and countless bodyguards. From Life & Style Weekly:
The Pitt-Jolie Berlin digs also have a dinner table that seats sixteen — that's just a couple extra seats when you factor in their own family of eight and the six nannies the couple sometimes requires. During their recent trip to New Orleans, the magazine reports that they tried to make do with four nannies, but needed to fly in an additional two to combat the chaos. (Source)
Normally I'd say that's just weird, but this is the Pitt-Jolies we're talking about here. Six nannies for six kids? Sounds like someone doesn't want to be bothered with the actual raising of the kids. Maybe Angelina is having buyer's remorse, or maybe she came to realize that adopting a VC was not one of her better ideas, so the nannies are there to keep her safe from a Charlie counter-attack. Incoming!
Diane Kruger in 2007
Angelina Jolie is allegedly furious with Brad Pitt over his "freewheeling" behavior on the set of Quentin Tarantino's World War II epic Inglorious Bastards. Pitt's supposedly been flirting pretty heavily with costar Diane Kruger. The two first met on the set of Troy back in 2004. From Star:
Angelina's instincts first kicked into high gear in September when Brad and divorcée Diane both attended an intimate cast dinner without her in Berlin. "They went through several bottles of wine," Mimmo Bianco, manager of Italian restaurant Al Contadino Sotto le Stelle tells Star. "It was obvious he was having a great time."And that's exactly what makes Angelina so nervous. Brad shared a connection with beautiful blonde Diane when she played Helen in his 2004 epic, Troy. "I have lots of scenes with him," Diane gushed to a German newspaper about working together again. "Troy was my first international film, and I was still married back then. I'm excited to work with Brad."
Diane made sure Brad knew just how excited she was during their night out, says a source. "She kept putting her arm around Brad's neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She's thrilled to be around him again."
I don't see what Angelina's so worried about. So he's flirting with an attractive costar. It's not like he's ever . . . ohhhhhhhhhhhh, right, that whole Jennifer Aniston thing. So tell me Star, how does she feel about this?
"Jen would absolutely love it if Angie got a taste of her own medicine and hasn't been shy about letting everyone know," says an insider. "Jen didn't trust Diane when she worked with Brad, and now she's happy that Angelina knows how it feels. For her it would be the sweetest karma!" (Source)
Will Jennifer Aniston please stop with the bitchy comments. Angelina and her need to settle their feud once and for all . . . may I suggest a drunken night of heavy petting? Nothing settles feuds better than drunken nights of heavy petting. You don't see me fighting with the Swedish Bikini Team anymore, do you?
