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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/15)

Really, Angelina Jolie? You need more kids? There is something pathologically wrong with this chick. From OK!:

A source close to the [Angelina Jolie] reveals that Angelina is expecting her seventh child and telling friends she can't wait to be a mom again.

"She's almost three months along," the source confirms to OK!. "It's not something she wants to officially announce but she's at a point where she is telling a select group of people." Adds an insider: Angelina is really savoring every moment. she's having a tough time with morning sickness but says it's all worth it."

Angie, give it up. Call it a career. Do you really think that dropping another kid is gonna get you any positive press? You -- Angelina Jolie -- turned children into props. George Lucas made special effects not special anymore in the same way you made adoption and childbirth not special. Get what I'm saying, Angie? Congratulations, you are the Jar Jar Binks of Hollywood.

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Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and their kids shopping at FAO Schwarz in New York (12/7)

Damn, I thought I was hot shit getting that $20 Wal-Mart gift card from my aunt for Christmas this year. Now that I think about it, a waterfall is way better than that. I feel so . . . deflated. From the Daily Mail:

Brad Pitt has completely fallen for his Christmas present from Angelina Jolie - a waterfall in California. A thrilled Pitt is now planning to embark on an ambitious and exotic building project emulating the design of Lloyd Wright's 1939 masterpiece Fallingwater, which was built in Pennsylvania on a similar piece of land. The pair visited the house in 2006.

"Brad has always loved Fallingwater and his first trip there was unforgettable," says a friend. "Angelina wanted to get him something incredibly special and, because she knows how much he loves architecture, she thought this would be perfect. She hopes this will be a hideaway for the family. Brad has dreamed of a home with the sound of a waterfall cascading under the house. Brad has always wanted to design his own house. He wants to pull all aspects of nature, light, glass and varying levels into the concept. This is the present to top all presents."

Well, ain't that just grand. The humanitarian bought the movie star his own waterfall. I'm sure it wasn't as expensive as it sounds. I think Occupy Wall Street should go ahead and occupy Pitt-Jolie Falls for a few months, since that money would have been better spent doing anything else but BUYING A WATERFALL. Well, at least their holier than thou fetish is over -- nothing says "I'm disgustingly rich" like BUYING A WATERFALL. BTW, one of my loans came through. Now I have a pot to piss in, but still waiting on a window to throw it out of. Keep me in your prayers.

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Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston should totally fight

Jennifer Aniston almost had a *really* awkward moment at the ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood over the weekend. And no, I don't mean she almost saw the new Adam Sandler movie. From the New York Daily News:

While Aniston, 42, was at the popular movie theater with beau Justin Theroux, her famous ex had a larger entourage in attendance: his children with partner Angelina Jolie.

According to X17online, Pitt took kids Shiloh, Zahara, Pax and Maddox to see the 2 p.m. showing of Martin Scorsese’s “Hugo.” Once the family flick ended, the brood reportedly made their way to the parking garage just minutes after Aniston and Theroux entered the movie theater for a later movie.

"Justin and Jennifer skipped the popcorn and went straight in. Like five minutes later, Brad and the kids came out of the theater," a source told X17. "They just missed each other!"

Well wouldn't that have been uncomfortable if Jen and Justin actually ran into Angelina and Brad. Can you imagine how the conversation between these two would have gone?

Brad: "Oh, hey Jen, how's it going?"

Jen: "Oh my God, I love you!"

Brad: "Uh, yeah. So anyway, what are you here to see?"

Jen: "My letters! Did you get all of the letters I've been sending? What about the ones with pieces of my hair glued to them?"

Brad: "Yeaaaah. Well, it's been good seeing you. Take care."

Jen: "Call me! I haven't changed my number so you'd still know what it was. I've even kept all of your voicemails. You know, the ones where you said you loved me and we'd be together forever. I miss those days so much. Why can't it be like it was back then, when everything was perfect and we had the whole world at our fingertips? Do you remember that one time on the beach in Kauai when you-"

Justin: 'Uh, Jen. He walked away five minutes ago."

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Jennifer Aniston and her douchebag boyfriend Justin Theroux

"Oh my gosh, Brad still cares about me! Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh." From UK tabloid Now:

"Brad [Pitt] thinks Jen [Aniston] needs someone who isn't as moody and mysterious as Justin [Theroux]," a mutual friend of the former couple tells Now. "He's always wanted to see Jen end up with her own 'happily ever after', partly due to his guilt over ending their marriage. But he doesn't like Justin and has made his feelings clear to anyone who's asked him."

You just know that getting a reaction out of Brad is exactly the reason why Jen is dating this emo douchebag in the first place. The slightest possibility of hearing Brad talk about her is probably what gets Jen up in the morning. After she's done with this Justin guy, Jen should consider moving on to someone that will really get tongues wagging -- like Ellen DeGeneres.

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Brad Pitt bought his kids ponies

I didn't know some kids actually got ponies from their parents. I thought it was just a legend. Aw dammit, my childhood sucked. From The Sun:

Brad Pitt has splashed out on six Shetland ponies for his kids. The 47-year-old actor surprised his brood with the miniature horses, which are now grazing on the family's Chateau Miraval estate in the South of France.

With Brad also buying Angelina a horse, the Jolie-Pitt clan are said to be keen to start pony-trekking together in the French countryside. An insider explained: "Brad ummed and ahhed about it for a while but decided to go for it. He wasn't sure whether they'd find the time as training the children will take a lot of manhours but thinks it will be worth it in the long run. He thinks it's best for them to learn how to ride while they're young."

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a child adopted by multimillionaire movie stars who shower me with over-the-top gifts (like ponies and American citizenship). While we're at it, I'd also like my mom to be one of the hottest pieces of ass on the planet. Not that I ever have naughty thoughts about my mom . . . maybe once . . . or twice . . . last week . . . um, anyway, so about those Lakers . . .

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, July 18

Brad Pitt on the set of World War Z in the UK (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson on the set of The To Do List in Calabasas, California (pics start here)

Laura Croft hosting the "Go Pool Party" at the Flamingo in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a friend's house in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Evan Rachel Wood out and about in Venice (pics start here)

Brooke Burke and her daughter Neriah leaving the Malibu Country Mart (pics start here)

Ray J at Gallery nightclub inside Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck, and their daughters Violet and Seraphina leaving a farmer's market in Pacific Palisades (pics start here)

Jamie Chung hosting a party at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving Nate 'n Al Delicatessen in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kat Von D at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jamie-Lynn Sigler at the Outfest Film Festival screening of Drop Dead Diva at the Directors Guild of America in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale out and about in Toronto (pics start here)

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married

Are we starting this again? Us Weekly is claiming that, after six years together, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married in the next few months. If you love "coulds" and "woulds" this story should really appeal to you:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a wedding set to take place within the next few months, three separate sources confirm in the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday.

The "I do's" could take place at their newly renovated Chateau Miraval in Correns, France (conveniently featuring a 16th-century chapel) -- but don't expect a lavish bash in the manner of Pitt's $1 million nuptials in 2000 to Jennifer Aniston.

This super-couple's wedding "would be intimate and informal," one insider says of the pair.

If you want to get Brad and Angelina a gift, the couple is registered in Botswana and the small Cambodian village of Khlong Yai. Girls preferred. No one over 4.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of The Tree of Life in L.A. (5/24)

You know all those reports floating around lately about how happy Jennifer Aniston is with her new boyfriend Justin Theroux? Leave it to Angelina Jolie to go and SHATTER that confidence. Angelina told OK! magazine that she and Brad Pitt -- you remember Brad Pitt; he used to be married to Jennifer Aniston -- couldn't be more in love:

"We feel like we're sharing this great adventure together and we don't question it. It's like we're partners and we understand the kind of life we want. Our relationship has always felt right and that's what I was looking for. Brad loves me so much - it's made my world feel compete.

"It's peace of mind and security and just releasing all your doubts. Experiencing the adventure and beauty of your own family is something that changes you forever. You dedicate yourself to creating a good and happy world for your partner and your children. Brad and I have discovered how wonderful it is to take that journey together."

This is just what everyone wants to hear -- how happy and in love two of the world's most beautiful multimillionaires are. We get it Angelina, your life is awesome. Good for you. Now if you don't mind, could you stop talking for a minute so that I and every other guy with an internet connection can download nude images of you from the movie Gia (NSFW) and fantasize about doing disgusting things to you while we beat off? Thanks. Not so high and mighty now are you bitch?

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Kirsten Dunst leaving a yacht in Cannes (5/17)

If you're pale and ugly, it generally doesn't help your cause in life to also be annoying. Yet still, Kirsten Dunst somehow has friends. Via Contact Music:

Brad Pitt and his long-time partner Angelina Jolie were disturbed by Kirsten Dunst's "rowdy all-night lock in" at the Eden Roc Hotel in Cannes this week, reports the UK's Daily Mirror. While Brad Pitt and Jolie attempted to get some shut-eye, Dunst "howled along" to the Rolling Stones hit 'Sympathy For The Devil'.

The 28-year-old 'Spiderman' star partied into the night with a group of A-listers, before staff requested they keep the noise levels down. A source at the bash said, "The group, which included Jon Ham and Vanessa Hudgens, was stomping their feet and jumping on tables. All the while, bar staff patiently waited for them to quit". After the Hollywood stars continued their party, security asked the group to pipe down "as they were disturbing Brangelina", who are staying in a private villa in the grounds of the hotel.

What are Brad and Angelina so upset about? It's not like they need their beauty sleep. If these two were going to get so upset about the noise from the other hotel guests, they should have stayed somewhere more private in the first place. Someplace where they wouldn't be heard or seen by anyone -- like on a luxurious private yacht or The CW.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the set of her new film in Budapest (10/17)

+ Brooklyn Decker's ass in a bikini (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ About damn time this chick went on a crash diet [IDLYITW]
+ Vanessa Hudgens is in a bikini [Celebuzz]
+ Mischa Barton has nipples (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Rihanna's getting fat [Just Jared]

+ OH DEAR GOD! [Dlisted]
+ President Obama's going to be on Mythbusters [PopEater]
+ Ashley Tisdale as a brunette is still boring [Derek Hail]
+ Miley Cyrus confronts the paparazzi -- again [Evil Beet]

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