Boy George

Lady Gaga arriving to Sydney Airport in Australia (3/17)

Actually Lady Gaga, no, I don't want to autograph your nasty vagina. I bid you good day. From the New York Daily News:

[Boy] George recently met the "Telephone" singer backstage at one of her concerts, and says she requested his autograph - on her lady bits.

"It was very brief when I met her, there were a lot of people in the room, it was all a bit chaotic," he told The Mirror. "I haven't been around that kind of circus in years! I was like, 'Oh my God!' You know, I've been that woman!'

"So it was very interesting to be on the outside looking in. She was very sweet. She asked me to sign her vagina."

George didn't follow through on the request, opting to sign Gaga's hat instead.

There's an obvious reason why Boy George didn't sign Lady Gaga's vagina: she doesn't have one he's never seen one before. Frankly, the fact that Boy George claims he's "been that woman" really shouldn't be all that surprising. Like Lady Gaga, he was a media whore in his time that used to wear outrageous outfits just to get attention. And of course, like Lady Gaga, he finds that the easiest way to pee is standing up.