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Is Britney Spears heading to France? A French book was seen in the back seat of her car earlier this week and she was seen practicing the language a day later. The book's a joke, right? It's probably hollowed out and filled with M&Ms and gummi bears. The only French Britney knows is fries and even then it took her a few years to figure those out. "Wait a minute, these food sticks used to be made from taters . . . you take yer black magic food somewhere else thank you very much."
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