Jessica Alba and her boobs in St. Barts last year
Jessica Alba is still a prude. She says she'll never go nude in a movie because she doesn't want her family to see her tits (they probably already have
). Why? Does she have a Hitler tattoo or something? She tells the new issue of Glamour
"I don't want my grandparents to see my boobs. That's it. It would be weird at Christmas. And, I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never 'elevate' the picture."
I disagree with Jessica. A nice set of tits is exactly what her godawful movies need. No? Okay, then name one
Jessica Alba movie that she carried with her acting and not her hot body or gorgeous face (if you say Fantastic Four
, I will hunt you down and take a hammer to your DVR). I'm growing pretty disappointed with all of my early 2000's spank bank deposits -- Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, and the cast of 7th Heaven
have all taken some sort of oath against nudity. Which is just dumb in Hollywood. Putting the headlights on display is a time-honored tradition that has extended the careers of cinema greats like Linda Hamilton and that chick from Saved by the Bell
. . . okay, bad example.
*35 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian in Soho, New York
Oh, was her bright blinking red arrow shirt at the cleaners? The only way Kim Kardashian could have been more noticable in New York yesterday is if she was holding hands with a white guy.
*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
The Metropolitan Museum of Art held their annual Costume Institute Gala last night, and it went well -- and by "well" I mean "boobs." Lots of them. And boobs are way better than art. For example, who would you rather fuck: Jessica Alba or Pablo Picasso? My point exactly.
Olivia Munn (10 pics here
Hayden Panettiere (12 pics here
Blake Lively (10 pics here
Kate Upton (11 pics here
Cara Delevingne (11 pics here
Selena Gomez (9 pics here
Chrissy Teigen (10 pics here
Beyonce (7 pics here
Amy Adams (7 pics here
Lea Michele (7 pics here
Zoe Saldana (9 pics here
Jessica Alba (11 pics here
*114 pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Upton wishes she had smaller boobs
Let's face it, Kate Upton is famous for one reason: boobs. Looks-wise she's no Cleopatra, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm and a willingness to share her DD gift with the world. Despite that, Kate tells The Sun
that she wishes she had smaller boobs. Wait, what?
"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up ... In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure."
Oh yeah, I'm sure Kate has had many a sleepless night cursing her big funbags. "Damn you for this burden, God. Why couldn't you give me below average tits like Cameron Diaz and perhaps more acne?" C'mon, Kate. Quit sucking up to Cameron. She's on the wrong side of 40 and would could cut your still-beating heart out in a second for its nourishing youthful energy. No, really. Don't turn your back on her.
*30 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:
Scarlett Johansson is photogenic
Here's some behind-the-scenes pics from Scarlett Johansson's photoshoot for the May issue of Vanity Fair
. In the accompanying interview, Scarlett gives her opinion on politics, religion, world events, and the modern film business, all while pretending that Vanity Fair
editors actually care what she has to say, and don't want to just put her big tits on the cover so the issue sells better. Amazing acting.
*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:
Kaley Cuoco is thankful for her boob job
Kaley Cuoco admits in the new issue of Cosmopolitan
that, not only did she get breast implants when she was 18, but it was the "best decision" she's ever made. No, you're doing it wrong, Kaley. Once you're famous, you're supposed to downplay things you did in the past for fame. It's why I never talk about that time Salma Hayek invited me up to her office for "coffee." I WAS JUST A KID, YOU BITCH! I WAS JUST A KID!*20 Kaley Cuoco pictures total in the gallery:
Rachel Nichols is stacked
Note to self: WATCH THE HELL OUT OF CONTINUUM!
Sweet Jesus. Why was I not informed of this show before? You guys really let me down.
*10 Rachel Nichols pictures total in the gallery:
Maria Menounos outside Howard Stern studios in New York
Maria Menounos shows up to a radio interview -- radio -- and she wears that. Total dick move. You owe us television owners a nip slip.
*7 Maria Menounos pictures total in the gallery:
Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier at the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood
Scarrlett Johansson wears a tight, low-cut dress in her first appearance since announcing she was pregnant
. She is going to destroy all of her dresses. In other words, I like where these next six months are heading. *kicks back with a bucket of popcorn**35 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:
Nicole Scherzinger leaving the Brit Awards Sony Afterparty at the Arts Club in London
Damn you Great Britain. Can we please have Nicole Scherzinger back?
*15 Nicole Scherzinger pictures total in the gallery: