Kim Kardashian returning to her apartment in New York (6/16)
Here's Kim Kardashian and her daughter North in New York yesterday. Ah, what memories this brings back. I think we can all remember those lazy Monday afternoons from our childhood, our mother dressed like an escort, pushing us in a stroller down the street as men threw $20 bills at her in the hopes they'd get their dicks sucked. #nostalgia
*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Mariah Carey at the 2014 Fresh Air Fund Gala at Chelsea Piers (5/29)
Since 1877, The non-profit Fresh Air Fund has provided free summer experiences in the country to more than 1.8 million New York City children from low-income communities. And last night they had their annual fundraising gala in New York. Mariah Carey's big ol' cartoon titties, folks. For the children.
*36 Mariah Carey tig ol' bitties pictures total in the gallery:
Giada De Laurentiis at the grand opening of Drai's at The Cromwell in Las Vegas (5/23)
Giada is definitely my favorite Food Network chef. Why? Her amazing risotto, of course . . . her tits jiggle like crazy when she makes it. C'mon, you always knew this post was gonna be about boobs.
*10 Giada pictures total in the gallery:
Kelly Rowland at the 2014 Billboard Awards at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (5/18)
Kelly Rowland vs. Beyonce: A former Destiny's Child member showdown.
Things Kelly Rowland has that Beyonce doesn't
- An amazing rack
Things Beyonce has that Kelly Rowland doesn't
- A kajillion dollars
- An extremely violent sister
Winner: Kelly Rowland
*25 Kelly Rowland pictures total in the gallery:
Hilary Duff running errands in Studio City (5/8)
+ Meet Dutch Hottie Chelina Manuhutu [Hollywood Tuna]
+ It's Ben Affleck as Batman [The Superficial]
+ The hell did Angelina Jolie do to her face? [Celebuzz]
+ Alison Brie looking gorgeous [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whitely is topless (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Meet your sexiest new superhero [Guyism]
+ 4 Awesomely Themed Japanese Restaurants [Caveman Circus]
+ Yankees chick takes the best selfie [Busted Coverage]
+ Once upon a time, Robert Pattinson had abs [Socialite Life]
+ Two billionaires are fighting over Miranda Kerr. Literally. [Dlisted]
+ Pink top wrestling back the cleavage [Double Viking]
+ Michelle Jenneke is back and bikini-er than ever [Brobible]
+ Kelly Rowland is a married woman now [Evil Beet]
*20 Hilary Duff pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Alba and her boobs in St. Barts last year
Jessica Alba is still a prude. She says she'll never go nude in a movie because she doesn't want her family to see her tits (they probably already have). Why? Does she have a Hitler tattoo or something? She tells the new issue of Glamour:
"I don't want my grandparents to see my boobs. That's it. It would be weird at Christmas. And, I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never 'elevate' the picture."I disagree with Jessica. A nice set of tits is exactly what her godawful movies need. No? Okay, then name one Jessica Alba movie that she carried with her acting and not her hot body or gorgeous face (if you say Fantastic Four, I will hunt you down and take a hammer to your DVR). I'm growing pretty disappointed with all of my early 2000's spank bank deposits -- Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, and the cast of 7th Heaven have all taken some sort of oath against nudity. Which is just dumb in Hollywood. Putting the headlights on display is a time-honored tradition that has extended the careers of cinema greats like Linda Hamilton and that chick from Saved by the Bell . . . okay, bad example.
*35 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:
The Metropolitan Museum of Art held their annual Costume Institute Gala last night, and it went well -- and by "well" I mean "boobs." Lots of them. And boobs are way better than art. For example, who would you rather fuck: Jessica Alba or Pablo Picasso? My point exactly.
Olivia Munn (10 pics here)
Hayden Panettiere (12 pics here)
Blake Lively (10 pics here)
Kate Upton (11 pics here)
Cara Delevingne (11 pics here)
Selena Gomez (9 pics here)
Chrissy Teigen (10 pics here)
Beyonce (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Lea Michele (7 pics here)
Zoe Saldana (9 pics here)
Jessica Alba (11 pics here)
*114 pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Upton wishes she had smaller boobs
Let's face it, Kate Upton is famous for one reason: boobs. Looks-wise she's no Cleopatra, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm and a willingness to share her DD gift with the world. Despite that, Kate tells The Sun that she wishes she had smaller boobs. Wait, what?
"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up ... In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure."Oh yeah, I'm sure Kate has had many a sleepless night cursing her big funbags. "Damn you for this burden, God. Why couldn't you give me below average tits like Cameron Diaz and perhaps more acne?" C'mon, Kate. Quit sucking up to Cameron. She's on the wrong side of 40 and would could cut your still-beating heart out in a second for its nourishing youthful energy. No, really. Don't turn your back on her.
*30 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:
Scarlett Johansson is photogenic
Here's some behind-the-scenes pics from Scarlett Johansson's photoshoot for the May issue of Vanity Fair. In the accompanying interview, Scarlett gives her opinion on politics, religion, world events, and the modern film business, all while pretending that Vanity Fair editors actually care what she has to say, and don't want to just put her big tits on the cover so the issue sells better. Amazing acting.
*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery: