Boobs


Giada De Laurentiis at the grand opening of Drai's at The Cromwell in Las Vegas (5/23)

Giada is definitely my favorite Food Network chef. Why? Her amazing risotto, of course . . . her tits jiggle like crazy when she makes it. C'mon, you always knew this post was gonna be about boobs.

*10 Giada pictures total in the gallery:

  • Giada De Laurentiis Nice Personalities 1
  • Giada De Laurentiis Nice Personalities 2
  • Giada De Laurentiis Nice Personalities 3
  • Giada De Laurentiis Nice Personalities 4
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  • Giada De Laurentiis Nice Personalities 10

Kelly Rowland at the 2014 Billboard Awards at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (5/18)

Kelly Rowland vs. Beyonce: A former Destiny's Child member showdown.

Things Kelly Rowland has that Beyonce doesn't
  • An amazing rack

Things Beyonce has that Kelly Rowland doesn't
  • A kajillion dollars
  • An extremely violent sister

Winner: Kelly Rowland

*25 Kelly Rowland pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 1
  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 2
  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 3
  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 4
  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 5
  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 6
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  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 15
  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 1
  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 2
  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 3
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  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 9
  • Kelly Rowland Boobs Dress 10

Hilary Duff running errands in Studio City (5/8)

+ Meet Dutch Hottie Chelina Manuhutu [Hollywood Tuna]

+ It's Ben Affleck as Batman [The Superficial]
+ The hell did Angelina Jolie do to her face? [Celebuzz]
+ Alison Brie looking gorgeous [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whitely is topless (NSFW) [Celebslam]

+ Meet your sexiest new superhero [Guyism]
+ 4 Awesomely Themed Japanese Restaurants [Caveman Circus]
+ Yankees chick takes the best selfie [Busted Coverage]
+ Once upon a time, Robert Pattinson had abs [Socialite Life]

+ Two billionaires are fighting over Miranda Kerr. Literally. [Dlisted]
+ Pink top wrestling back the cleavage [Double Viking]
+ Michelle Jenneke is back and bikini-er than ever [Brobible]
+ Kelly Rowland is a married woman now [Evil Beet]

*20 Hilary Duff pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 1
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 2
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 3
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 4
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 5
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 6
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 7
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 8
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 9
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 10
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 11
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 12
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  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 14
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 15
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 16
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 17
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 18
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 19
  • Hilary Duff Cleavage Shot 20

Jessica Alba and her boobs in St. Barts last year

Jessica Alba is still a prude. She says she'll never go nude in a movie because she doesn't want her family to see her tits (they probably already have). Why? Does she have a Hitler tattoo or something? She tells the new issue of Glamour:
"I don't want my grandparents to see my boobs. That's it. It would be weird at Christmas. And, I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never 'elevate' the picture."
I disagree with Jessica. A nice set of tits is exactly what her godawful movies need. No? Okay, then name one Jessica Alba movie that she carried with her acting and not her hot body or gorgeous face (if you say Fantastic Four, I will hunt you down and take a hammer to your DVR). I'm growing pretty disappointed with all of my early 2000's spank bank deposits -- Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, and the cast of 7th Heaven have all taken some sort of oath against nudity. Which is just dumb in Hollywood. Putting the headlights on display is a time-honored tradition that has extended the careers of cinema greats like Linda Hamilton and that chick from Saved by the Bell . . . okay, bad example.

*35 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Alba Nudity 1
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 2
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 3
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 4
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 5
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 6
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 7
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 8
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  • Jessica Alba Nudity 11
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 12
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 13
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 14
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 15
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 1
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 2
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 3
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 4
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 5
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 6
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 7
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 8
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 9
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 10
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 11
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 12
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 13
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 14
  • Jessica Alba Nudity 15

Kim Kardashian in Soho, New York (5/6)

Oh, was her bright blinking red arrow shirt at the cleaners? The only way Kim Kardashian could have been more noticable in New York yesterday is if she was holding hands with a white guy.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 1
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 2
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 3
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 4
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 5
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  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 11
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 12
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 13
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 14
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 15
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 1
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 2
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 3
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 4
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 5
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 6
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 7
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 8
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 9
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 10
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 11
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 12
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 13
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 14
  • Kim Kardashian Tit Nipply 15


The Metropolitan Museum of Art held their annual Costume Institute Gala last night, and it went well -- and by "well" I mean "boobs." Lots of them. And boobs are way better than art. For example, who would you rather fuck: Jessica Alba or Pablo Picasso? My point exactly.

Olivia Munn (10 pics here)
Hayden Panettiere (12 pics here)
Blake Lively (10 pics here)
Kate Upton (11 pics here)
Cara Delevingne (11 pics here)
Selena Gomez (9 pics here)
Chrissy Teigen (10 pics here)
Beyonce (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Lea Michele (7 pics here)
Zoe Saldana (9 pics here)
Jessica Alba (11 pics here)

*114 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Met Gala Breasts 1
  • Met Gala Breasts 2
  • Met Gala Breasts 3
  • Met Gala Breasts 4
  • Met Gala Breasts 5
  • Met Gala Breasts 6
  • Met Gala Breasts 7
  • Met Gala Breasts 8
  • Met Gala Breasts 9
  • Met Gala Breasts 10
  • Met Gala Breasts 11
  • Met Gala Breasts 12
  • Met Gala Breasts 13
  • Met Gala Breasts 14
  • Met Gala Breasts 15
  • Met Gala Breasts 1
  • Met Gala Breasts 2
  • Met Gala Breasts 3
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  • Met Gala Breasts 11
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  • Met Gala Breasts 13
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  • Met Gala Breasts 15
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  • Met Gala Breasts 18
  • Met Gala Breasts 19
  • Met Gala Breasts 20

Kate Upton wishes she had smaller boobs

Let's face it, Kate Upton is famous for one reason: boobs. Looks-wise she's no Cleopatra, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm and a willingness to share her DD gift with the world. Despite that, Kate tells The Sun that she wishes she had smaller boobs. Wait, what?
"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up ... In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure."
Oh yeah, I'm sure Kate has had many a sleepless night cursing her big funbags. "Damn you for this burden, God. Why couldn't you give me below average tits like Cameron Diaz and perhaps more acne?" C'mon, Kate. Quit sucking up to Cameron. She's on the wrong side of 40 and would could cut your still-beating heart out in a second for its nourishing youthful energy. No, really. Don't turn your back on her.

*30 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 1
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 2
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 3
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 4
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 5
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 6
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 7
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  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 13
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 14
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 15
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 1
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 2
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 3
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 4
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 5
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  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 12
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 13
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 14
  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 15

Scarlett Johansson is photogenic

Here's some behind-the-scenes pics from Scarlett Johansson's photoshoot for the May issue of Vanity Fair. In the accompanying interview, Scarlett gives her opinion on politics, religion, world events, and the modern film business, all while pretending that Vanity Fair editors actually care what she has to say, and don't want to just put her big tits on the cover so the issue sells better. Amazing acting.

*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 10
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 11
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 12
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 13
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 14
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 15
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 10

Kaley Cuoco is thankful for her boob job

Kaley Cuoco admits in the new issue of Cosmopolitan that, not only did she get breast implants when she was 18, but it was the "best decision" she's ever made. No, you're doing it wrong, Kaley. Once you're famous, you're supposed to downplay things you did in the past for fame. It's why I never talk about that time Salma Hayek invited me up to her office for "coffee." I WAS JUST A KID, YOU BITCH! I WAS JUST A KID!

*20 Kaley Cuoco pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 1
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 2
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 3
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 4
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 5
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 6
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  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 8
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 9
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 10
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 1
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 2
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 3
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 4
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 5
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 6
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 7
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 8
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 9
  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 10

Rachel Nichols is stacked

Note to self: WATCH THE HELL OUT OF CONTINUUM! Sweet Jesus. Why was I not informed of this show before? You guys really let me down.

*10 Rachel Nichols pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 1
  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 2
  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 3
  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 4
  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 5
  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 6
  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 7
  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 8
  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 9
  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 10

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