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Chrissy Teigen leaving Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood (11/11)

Gotta hand it to Chrissy Teigen. She somehow makes a see-through top look classy to wear while you're pregnant. In contrast, Kim Kardashian looks like she'd suck you off for a case of formula.

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  • Chrissy Teigen Lace Top 1
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Kisssssssssssss!!!!!

As has become tradition, a whole lotta tits and ass ushered in the holiday season last night in New York. All the big models were there: Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel. Adriana Lima, Kim Il Sung, Behati Prinsloo, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, Pol Pot, Lily Aldridge, Elsa Hosk, and Martha Hunt. Selena Gomez performed, but we'll get to her later (hint: boobs). Justin Bieber wasn't there (Hah! Loser!) . . . because he was busy inside four chicks at the same time (aw god dammit). I don't even know how that's possible, but he's worked his way up to it. Catch this year's show December 8th on CBS, because this is 1972 and we still televise events on the home picture box a month after they've happened. Bro, do you even mobile?

*157 VIctoria's Secret Fashion Showpictures total in the gallery:

  • 2015 Victorias Secret Fashion Show 1
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Salma Hayek at the 2015 LACMA Art + Film Gala held at LACMA in L.A. (11/7)

A post about Jessica Simpson, another post about Jessica Simpson, and now Salma Hayek. I love theme days!

*35 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

  • Salma Hayek Holy Boobs 1
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Jessica Simpson catching a flight at LAX airport (11/6)

If it's cool with you, I'm just gonna post pictures of Jessica Simpson's gigantic boobs the rest of the day. Cool?

*30 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Gigantic Rack 1
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Jessica Simpson leaving her hotel in New York (11/7)

Veteran's Day isn't until Wednesday, but Jessica Simpson celebrated early by not wearing a bra under her skin-tight black dress in New York on Saturday. She knew the troops would see the pictures. She knew. This is the kind of patriotism I like to see.

*20 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Breast Friends 1
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Farrah Abraham at Life & Style Weekly's Eye Candy costume party in L.A. (10/29)

Here's Teen Mom porn star Farrah Abraham at Life & Style's Halloween party last night. If you're keeping score at home, she's now had three boob jobs. She literally just got those tits less than two weeks ago. You can still see the tag attached in a few of the pictures. So embarrassing. I bet she got them just for this party and she's gonna return them next week. That's fraud, Farrah. What kind of example are you setting for the youth of America?

*15 Farrah Abraham pictures total in the gallery:

  • Farrah Abraham Shiny New Tits 1
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Kate Upton departing on a flight at LAX airport (10/27)

Remember when just a mere hint of Kate Upton's boobs would set the internets on fire? But then she started transforming from a Sports Illustrated model into a Lane Bryant model? Well here she is taking a page out of her old playbook at LAX on Tuesday. If you concentrate on her boobs and look at nothing else -- especially nothing below her boobs -- it almost takes you back to the olden days. Almost.

*30 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kate Upton Boobs Top 1
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Chrissy Teigen out and about in Beverly Hills (10/26)

How's Chrissy Teigen been feeling since announcing her pregnancy two weeks ago? Perky. Pregnancy: Nature's coffee.

*25 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen Very Perky 1
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Christina Milian outside The Huffington Post studios in New York (10/26)

Do you want to end up on Celebslam with me showering you with praise? Because that's how you end up on Celebslam with me showering you with praise. God damn, Christina Milian has been killing it lately. She's like a pleasant, tasteful version of a Kardashian you could actually bring home to mom without fear of immediate banishment from your family.

*30 Christina Milian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Milian Boobtastic 1
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Sarah Silverman at a screening of I Smile Back in Hollywood (10/21)

Please note that the part of "Kim Kardashian" on the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians will be played by Sarah Silverman. Thank you.

*33 Sarah Silverman pictures total in the gallery:

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