Nicole Scherzinger leaving the Arts Club in Mayfair, London (10/23)
+ Jessica Wright is a sexy pussycat [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Um, Miley Cyrus about get get banged on a counter [The Superficial]
+ Anyone got a spare $40k? [Celebuzz]
+ A moment with Kelly Brook [IDLYITW]
+ Doutzen Kroes forgot a bra [Drunken Stepfather]
+ I'm all for anything with Jennifer Lawrence in bodypaint [Guyism]
+ Today's Top 5 Supermodel Selfies on Instagram [moejackson]
+ Natalie Portman looking cute as hell [Popoholic]
+ The fuck is that? [Dlisted]
+ Damn fine Asian babe named Vicki [Caveman Circus]
+ Who needs a bra? A 33-photos tribute. [Brobible]
+ We have a new Christian Grey [popbytes]
+ Kate Beckinsale in a sexy red dress [Yeeeah!]
*30 Nicole Scherzinger pictures total in the gallery:
Kat Dennings at the premiere of Thor: The Dark World at Odeon Leicester Square in London (10/22)
Friendly tip: If your name is not Kate Upton or Christina Hendricks, try to avoid moments of awkwardness on the red carpet by not getting anywhere near Kat Dennings. You're welcome.
*30 Kat Dennings pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian leaving La Societe restaurant in Paris (10/1)
I know, more pictures of Kim Kardashian. Sorry. I promise I'm not only posting the pictures of her in outfits with her tits popping out. The problem is that's literally all she's wearing. It's actually quite remarkable. I'm dying to post some pics of her in business casual, but her inner dirty attention whore simply won't let it happen. Besides, business casual to Kim is when you can only see part of her nipple.
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Kim Kardashian at the premiere of Mademoiselle C in Paris (10/1)
I don't know if it's just the light or what, but Kim Kardashian's implants were looking a bit ripply at a movie premiere in Paris last night. And, no, it's not her soul trying to escape out of her chest, you asshole. Kim lost that years ago the first time Ray-J's balls touched her chin.
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Miranda Kerr leaving the Stella McCartney 2014 Spring/Summer show during Paris Fashion Week (9/30)
I don't know how it's possible that Miranda Kerr's boobs didn't fall out of her dress yesterday in Paris. It just defies explanation. I think she may be practicing some kind of witchcraft or sorcery. I should lock her in my basement just to be safe.
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Kelly Rowland at the Season 3 premiere of The X Factor at Cecconi's in West Hollywood (9/6)
Kelly Rowland tells the new issue of Shape magazine that her fake breasts have been 10 years in the making. Glad to see that she never gave up on that dream. A truly heartwarming tale that should inspire all.
"I wanted to get breast implants when I was 18, but my mom and Beyonce's mom told me to really think about it first. I took their advice and waited 10 years. Once I felt ready, I tried on padded bras and walked around in them to see how it would feel. You have to know what you're getting, no matter what type of surgery it is."I had this long thought-out post on why women don't need breast implants and that the true mark of beauty is not succumbing to the superficial pressures of a patriarchal society, but now I can't stop thinking about an 18-year-old Kelly Rowland with big ol' fake titties. I may need a cold shower.
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Courtney Stodden seems to have found her niche
Here's Courtney Stodden and her ample bosom in the October issue of Nuts. You gotta hand it to Courtney -- she finally found a doctor in Mexico willing to give her implants that big and she is taking full advantage of it. Heidi Montag paved the road, and Courtney's speeding down it like it's the god damn autobahn. Living the American dream with a German metaphor. Fuckin' a, dude.
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Courtney Stodden leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (8/8)
I never thought I'd actually say this about a woman, but Courtney Stodden's boobs may actually be too big. Wait, what? How is that possible? From the Daily Mail:
Courtney Stodden's implants get more than enough attention for their size but now their changing colour has puzzled the Celebrity Big Brother viewers. Over the last few weeks, many have tweeted their confusion over the purple hue that surround her DD cups, as she totters around the house in her favourite form of clothing; the string bikini. But it seems the reason for the colour is not from the aesthetic use of body-paint, rather the pressure of blood around the implants that are too big for the skin that encompasses them.You know, for the weeks that Courtney Stodden has been famous, I've never felt a reason to feature her, and for that I must apologize. Any girl who's willing to pump her tits up so big that silicone will shoot out her asshole if she sneezes is A-OK in my book. Even though having 600cc of attention-grabbing gel injected into her knobs seems excessive, it's not even the strangest thing Courtney's done to become famous. I mean, she actually married Doug Hutchison. Remember him? He's the guy who pissed his pants in The Green Mile. Marrying that geezer almost makes me not want to fap to Courtney . . . but I will, but not with the same passion as I would have under normal circumstances. And I'm definitely not lighting any candles . . . okay maybe one.
The diagnosis was made by plastic surgeon Angelica Kavouni, who told heat magazine: "The implants seem to have been placed on top of the muscle and may be too heavy to be supported by her skin. The discolouration she shows is not that common and can be due to the many breast blood vessels being unable to empty due to pressure exerted on them by the implants."
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Jenny McCarthy at Us Weekly's Most Stylish New Yorkers party at Harlow in New York (9/10)
Jenny McCarthy may be 40 now and unable to express basic human emotion because of all the botox, but I'll be damned if her saggy boobs don't still mesmerize the shit out of me. You could break into my apartment right now, steal my wallet, kick my dog, and cook yourself breakfast, and I wouldn't even notice.
NOTE: I don't think it's a coincidence that one of the sponsors of this party last night was Nordstrom Rack
*20 Jenny McCarthy pictures total in the gallery:
Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Under the Skin at the 70th Venice Film Festival in Italy (9/3)
"Oh yeah, I have huge breasts," Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Under the Skin last night in Venice.
Welcome back to reality, Scarlett. We've missed you these past few years.
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