Boobs


Christina Milian leaving STK Steakhouse in West Hollywood (5/13)

All of Hollywood has been abuzz the past few days with one thing on its mind: how in the hell did Christina Milian not have a wardrobe malfunction earlier this week while out for dinner? Well I did some sleuthing, and I discovered Christina's shocking secret: boob tape. It's all about the double-sided boob tape. Which of course makes you come to a hard-hitting realization: there's someone out there who's extremely rich because they invented tape for boobs. Dammit, I need to do something with my life.

*20 Christina Milian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Milian Boob Tape 1
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Courteney Cox at a screening of Just Before I Go at The Arclight in Hollywood (4/20)

Do you want to become relevant again? Because that's how you become relevant again.

*30 Courteney Cox pictures total in the gallery:

  • Courteney Cox Big Guns 1
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Kelly Brook at The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio (4/18)

I know what you're wondering and, yes actually, Kelly Brook's boobs were at Coachella this weekend. Mind at ease, you can go back to bed . . . you know, or work.

NOTE: I don't care how many other gossip blogs you check out on a daily basis, you won't read a more important story than this all week.

*30 Kelly Brook pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kelly Brook Coachella Boobs 1
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Sofia Vergara in her younger days

Like any respectable journalist, I have a Google alert set up for news articles featuring the terms "Sofia Vergara" and "boobs." Every morning I wake up and check my inbox like a kid on Christmas morning. Today's alert? Sofia's thoughts on fake tits in the May issue of Vanity Fair:
"Believe me, I wish I had fake boobs. I lay down and they completely go down like all the way, like here," she said. "It's not fun."
Massive breasts isn't fun for you, Sofia, but neither is Street Fighter II Champion Edition. But you want to guess what my absolute favorite video game of all time is? Get where I'm going with this?

*30 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Fake Tits 1
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Former Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker at The 2015 Center Dinner at Cipriani Wall Street in New York (4/2)

Finally we have an answer to the age-old question. No, in fact, Mary-Louise Parker does not like bras. Botox, yes. Bras, no. Caffeine, yes. Bras, no.

*7 Mary-Louise Parker pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mary Louise Parker No Bra 1
  • Mary Louise Parker No Bra 2
  • Mary Louise Parker No Bra 3
  • Mary Louise Parker No Bra 4
  • Mary Louise Parker No Bra 5

Mariah Carey in St. Barts (3/28)

Mariah Carey may be doing Bret Ratner. Mariah and the tremendously-overrated director -- who apparently likes large breasts -- were seen walking arm in arm while shopping on Saturday. Amazingly, Mariah has done the impossible. She actually managed to find someone more unlikable than Nick Canon. I guess that British dude who loves chopping westerners' heads off for ISIS was already taken.

*30 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mariah Carey Big Boobs 1
  • Mariah Carey Big Boobs 2
  • Mariah Carey Big Boobs 3
  • Mariah Carey Big Boobs 4
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Pre-boob job Iggy Azalea at Paris Fashion Week in 2013

Iggy Azalea tells the new issue of Vogue that her boobs got bigger four months ago. And it wasn't because of puberty. She's 24. That would just be weird. Via AOL:
When asked about the one thing she'd like to change about her body, the rapper responded, "I did change something: Four months ago, I got bigger boobs! I'd thought about it my entire life."

Azalea told the publication that she changed up her physique after years of adding padding to her costumes. And while she initially planned to keep her enhancements under wraps, she said she "wasn't into secret-keeping."
I can believe Iggy got new tits. I just can't believe she waited until she was 24. Probably because she's not American. You know it's a tax write off, right ladies? It's true. You have to be at least 18 and go up a minimum of two cup sizes. As an A or B cup, you'd be a fool not to get them. Small tits are just financially irresponsible nowadays.

*10 Iggy Azalea pictures total in the gallery:

  • Iggy Azalea Boob Job 1
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  • Iggy Azalea Boob Job 3
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Charlotte McKinney outside Dancing with the Stars studio in Hollywood (3/23)

Here's Charlotte McKinney backstage yesterday at Dancing with the Stars. Now I don't actually know if she's a 2:1 favorite to win, but it feels like she should be. Either way, that headline is way more mature than my original: JUMP UP AND DOWN PLEASE. But seriously . . . she should jump up and down.

*10 Charlotte McKinney pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlotte McKinney Dancing Boobs 1
  • Charlotte McKinney Dancing Boobs 2
  • Charlotte McKinney Dancing Boobs 3
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Kyle Jenner at a photocall for Nip+Fab at Westfield London (3/14)

It might be considered controversial here in America to have a 17-year-old promote a product with her breasts, so that's why Kris Jenner flew her daughter Kylie over to England to promote Nip+Fab skincare. Sure she may have no soul or moral compass, but that bitch is fucking brilliant.

*20 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Breasts 1
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Jessica Lowndes at Moet & Chandon's celebration of Roger Federer's 1000th career win at The Four Seasons Beverly Hills (3/7)

Oh, did you hear the news? Jessica Lowndes has breasts. You probably wouldn't have even realized had I not told you.

*25 Jessica Lowndes pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Lowndes Boobs Show 1
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