Boobs


Jessica Lowndes at Moet & Chandon's celebration of Roger Federer's 1000th career win at The Four Seasons Beverly Hills (3/7)

Oh, did you hear the news? Jessica Lowndes has breasts. You probably wouldn't have even realized had I not told you.

*25 Jessica Lowndes pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Lowndes Boobs Show 1
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JWoww and her new toys

Remember last week when I speculated that JWoww got some new fancy fake tits? Turns out I was right -- JWoww got some new fancy fake tits. In a wall of text because her return key doesn't work, she confirmed on her blog:
Hey boos! A lot of you have been asking about my most recent boob job after seeing my waist training pic and I wanted to tell you more about it. I got my first one ten years ago after being inspired by my girl crush Carmen Electra- she had the most amazing boobs I had ever seen and I had to get them! I found my boob man, Stephen T. Greenberg, MD and he literally gave me the most perfect boob job! I went up to a 34F and couldn't be happier! But ten years later and with the birth of my angel baby Meilani, they had changed a bit, especially with breastfeeding! I wanted them really badly and Roger was kind of like 'If you have to go do it...' He loves me just the way I am, but he's not complaining about the upgrade now LMAO! You know, they recommend changing them every 10 years and I've had them for over 10 years, so it was time! Now they are nice and bouncy!!! I kept them the same size, so they are still Fs. I just switched them out from breast-feeding! They are so amazing right now and still have a soft, natural look to them thanks to my amazing doctor. I'll get another one in a few years after I have my next baby. YES, I said it! I want another baby and that's why I wanted to get them done now before we try again and before our wedding too! I'm so excited for these big moments to happen in our lives and 2015 is definitely our year! Plus baby Meilani needs a younger sister or bother to play with... or boss around ;) .

Can't wait to share more updates with you!
I love that in JWoww's long justification on why she got new tits, she doesn't actually put the real reason: "I'm a plastic skank. There's a bunch of younger plastic skanks at the club. I want to stand out." 19 words. Truth. Done. Seems like she could have saved herself some effort.

*5 JWoww pictures total in the gallery:

  • JWoww Newer Boobs 1
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What reality star do those boobs that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Julia Pereira wins the wet t-shirt contest [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Farrah Abraham is the new economy or something [The Superficial]
+ Emile Hirsch is in deep shit [WWTDD]
+ Anna Kendrick mustering up some cleavage [IDLYITW]
+ It's Keri Russell's ass [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Mariam Bachir in her underwear [Linkiest]
+ Renata Moesia does a swimsuit good [moejackson]
+ Hot readheads [badSENTINEL]
+ Oh my gosh they're so down to Earth [Dlisted]

+ Kyra Santoro is beautiful [Caveman Circus]
+ Stephanie Seymour is topless [Celebslam]
+ You suck, Lena Dunham [Brobible]
+ Kim Kardashian's daughter has her first fur [Cele|bitchy]

*14 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Kamo 1
  • Kim Kardashian Kamo 2
  • Kim Kardashian Kamo 3
  • Kim Kardashian Kamo 4
  • Kim Kardashian Kamo 5

Khloe Kardashian out and about in Soho, New York (2/10)

Shock. Awe. Disgust. Contempt. Rage. It's all there, folks.

*25 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Khloe K Max Sideboob 1
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JWoww got another boob job

JWoww instagrammed a pic yesterday to promote some crappy waist cincher, and yup, those are definitely new boobs. Wow, I thought she would blow all her Jersey Shore money on stocks, bonds, and mutual funds, not fake tits. Totally didn't see this coming at all, said no one ever.

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Mila Kunis at the premiere of Jupiter Ascending at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (2/2)

Please note that Mila Kunis motorboat jokes are temporarily approved until August 2. Management thanks you for your cooperation.

*30 Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mila Kunis New Cleavage 1
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  • Mila Kunis New Cleavage 3
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Bar Refaeli on the set of a photo shoot in Marbella, Spain (1/23)

Who loves Bar Refaeli's boobs more than I do? Bar Refaeli.

*30 Bar Refaeli pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bar Refaeli Boobs Squish 1
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What reality star do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Cami Li is in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Matthew McConaughey has always been Matthew McConaughey [The Superficial]
+ The Miss Universe contestants are here [WWTDD]
+ Kate Moss au natural [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Taylor Swift is a mess [Cele|bitchy]

+ 50 of the hottest Olivia Munn pics [badSENTINEL]
+ Pretty girls make the world go round [Caveman Circus]
+ Tony Romo is a crybaby [Busted Coverage]
+ Jake Gyllenhaal looks grumpy [Socialite Life]

+ And here's Naya Rivera's thoughts on the showering habits of different races [Dlisted]
+ Holy crap [Double Viking]
+ It's just Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz [Brobible]
+ Well duh [Evil Beet]

*17 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Airport Titties 1
  • Kim Airport Titties 2
  • Kim Airport Titties 3
  • Kim Airport Titties 4
  • Kim Airport Titties 5

will.i.am and Rita Ora at the launch of The Voice Series 4 at The Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood (1/5)

Oh great, now the entire world knows that will.i.am likes awesome tits. He must be completely mortified. You know, or not.

*30 Rita Ora pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rita Ora Boobs Stare 1
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What pop star do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Stefanie Knight looks fairly awesome in a bikini [The Superficial]

+ Raffaella Modugno in a tiny bikini [WWTDD]
+ Dakota Johnson cameltoe [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Rosamund Pike is sexy [Linkiest]
+ Bai Ling is already having wardrobe malfunctions (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Kourtney Kardashian wardrobe malfunction (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Heather Crook in her underwear [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Nailed it [badSENTINEL]
+ Kayla Swift is cold [moejackson]

+ Paris Hilton busts out the big guns [Celeb Jihad]
+ Sharni Vinson took her ass to Sydney [The Blemish]
+ Blake Lively already popped [Dlisted]
+ Another Royal sex scandal [Cele|bitchy]

*20 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Iggy Azalea Big Boobs 1
  • Iggy Azalea Big Boobs 2
  • Iggy Azalea Big Boobs 3
  • Iggy Azalea Big Boobs 4
  • Iggy Azalea Big Boobs 5

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