Boobs

JWoww's boobs are looking a little off

JWoww attended the One Life to Live and All My Children premiere in New York earlier this week, and, uh, I don't know if her right boob is shy or her left is trying to make a break for it, but something weird is definitely going on with her chest. It's almost as if having five boob jobs starts to affect the way your boobs look in a negative way.

*5 JWoww pictures total in the gallery:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving Plate restaurant in Malibu (3/24)

Is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley using a new moisturizer or something? Or maybe a new shampoo and conditioner? Something about her seems more noticeable than usual.

*16 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt filming The Client List in L.A. (3/18)

Producers of The Client List have basically turned Jennifer Love Hewitt into the television version of Tom Cruise, and are having her run in every scene (an example from last month). And really, who can blame them? She's still running a solid 36C into the starting lineup everyday. In college basketball terms, she's a 12 seed in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. More times than not, she's gonna get beat by the more athletic 5 seeds (the Kristen Bells/Jordana Brewsters), but she'll occasionally pull the upset and let you stick it in her butt if you get her drunk enough. Err, something like that.

*35 Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures total in the gallery:

What singer do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Kelly Brook is looking delicious [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Jennifer Nicole Lee's wet t-shirt contest [The Superficial]
+ Who would bully Jennifer Lawrence? [Celebuzz]
+ Chris Brown lost his shit. AGAIN. [IDLYITW]
+ Jennette McCurdy looks awesome in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Halle Berry busts out the curves [Popoholic]
+ Zach Braff has a sick car [moejackson]
+ Ginta Lapina is back, still dancing in lingerie [Guyism]
+ Joy Behar is out [Dlisted]

+ White people problems [Caveman Circus]
+ Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones is getting naked [Brobible]
+ Is Taylor Swift a virgin? [popbytes]
+ Courteney Cox's filler face [Yeeeah!]

*18 pictures total in the gallery:

Selena Gomez filming her new music video in Palmdale, CA (3/4)

Here's more pics from Selena Gomez's music video shoot over the weekend in Palmdale, these featuring noticeably more breasts. And as Jesus once said while riding a unicorn and smoking a cigar: "Me likey boobies, tee hee!" Hey, you can't prove he didn't say that. Therefore he said it. Right? In case you can't already tell, I'm taking a religion-based logic course down at the local community college.

*35 Selena Gomez pictures total in the gallery:

Ashley Benson at the premiere of Spring Breakers at Le Grand Rex in Paris (2/18)

I don't think there was an actual competition at the Spring Breakers premiere last night in Paris, but I still feel like Ashley Benson should win something for the dress she wore. A tuft of my back hair sprayed with cologne, perhaps? Consider it done!

*26 Ashley Benson pictures total in the gallery:

Miley Cyrus leaving her hotel in New York (2/13)

Fresh off her near-nip slip at the Pre-Grammy Gala on Saturday night, Miley Cyrus hit up Fashion Week in New York last night, and again, her boob almost popped out of her dress. Wow, this would be a really awesome story if the words "Miley Cyrus" were replaced with "Anyone Else."

*30 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

Miley Cyrus at the Recording Academy's 2013 Pre-Grammy Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (2/9)

Miley Cyrus attended the pre-Grammy Gala on Saturday night wearing that, and somehow her boobs didn't pop out of her dress. Or maybe they did. I don't know. Geesh, why don't you get off my fucking back?

*28 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

What reality star does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Morena Baccarin looking sexy as HELL [Popoholic]

+ Selena Gomez upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jennifer Lawrence showing some cleavage [The Superficial]
+ Joanna Krupa flashes some sideboob [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Miranda Kerr is half-naked [Celebuzz]

+ Lady Gaga wants fluffy pink pubic hair [Evil Beet]
+ "I will fucking kill you..." [Socialite Life]
+ Twice the booty [Double Viking]
+ Alex Morgan as Katy Perry . . . so hot [Busted Coverage]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Kourtney Kardashian's slammin' post-baby bikini bod

*18 pictures total in the gallery:

What reality star does that cleavage belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ This is what Jennifer Lawrence's butt looks like [The Superficial]

+ Jessica Chastain is fucking on fire [Celebuzz]
+ Oh my god I love you Tiffani Thiessen [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Jane Clement's red hot curves [Popoholic]
+ Girls watch porn, too [Linkiest]

+ Daniella Moyles is a tease [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Meet sexy new Winter X Games host Ramona Bruland [Busted Coverage]
+ This guy is a total pimp [Brobible]
+ Miranda Kerr is unfazed [moejackson]

+ Dat bump, a gallery [Caveman Circus]
+ Justin Bieber is so bad ass! [Socialite Life]
+ Amanda Peet FAIL [Yeeeah!]
+ James Deen on his sex scene with Lindsay Lohan . . . [popbytes]

*18 pictures total in the gallery: