Boobs


Kate Upton at the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar afterparty at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills (2/28)

Why hello there 2012 Kate Upton. Remember, when you travel back to your time, the Red Sox win the 2013 World Series, the Giants win in 2014, and the Royals in 2015. Go make yourself a shitload of money.

*25 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kate Upton Vanity Fair Party Boobs 1
  • Kate Upton Vanity Fair Party Boobs 2
  • Kate Upton Vanity Fair Party Boobs 3
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Adele at the 2016 Brit Awards at the O2 in London (2/24)

+ Britney Spears bra and panty dance [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Terry Crews needs to quit talking shit about porn [WWTDD]
+ Kayleigh Morris flashes her boob on the street (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Selena Gomez beach upskirt (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Taylor Swift white devil [Cele|bitchy]

+ Hottest photos of Blazer dancers [Busted Coverage]
+ Chelsea Handler is trash [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ MIranda Kerr's sexy braless jog [moejackson]
+ Flip or Flop's best before and after photos [TVOvermind]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Jennifer Bambi Martinez's impressive bikini bod

*25 Adele pictures total in the gallery:

  • Adele Cleavage Shot 1
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  • Adele Cleavage Shot 3
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Petra Nemcova at Mercedes-Benz Madrid Fashion Week Autumn/Winter 2016/2017 (2/19)

Here's Petra Nemcova and Petra Nemcova's breasts at Fashion Week in Madrid on Friday. What a nice jacket -- Hillary Clinton should wear it during the next debate oh god why am I thinking about her in a post about boobs? *lights brain on fire*

*25 Petra Nemcova pictures total in the gallery:

  • Petra Nemcova Extreme Cleavage 1
  • Petra Nemcova Extreme Cleavage 2
  • Petra Nemcova Extreme Cleavage 3
  • Petra Nemcova Extreme Cleavage 4
  • Petra Nemcova Extreme Cleavage 5
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  • Petra Nemcova Extreme Cleavage 25

Rumer WIllis at OK! Magazine's 2016 Pre-Grammy Party at LURE Nightclub in Hollywood (2/12)

Wow, Rumer Willis looked fantastic at the OK! Pre-Grammy party on Friday night. Is she doing something different with her face--errrr, I mean hair. Is she doing something different with her hair?

*15 Rumer Willis pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rumer Willis Sweet Rack 1
  • Rumer Willis Sweet Rack 2
  • Rumer Willis Sweet Rack 3
  • Rumer Willis Sweet Rack 4
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Susan Sarandon at the 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Expo Hall in L.A. (1/30)

Just because Susan Sarandon's a smidgen shy of 70 doesn't mean she can't pull a little Sofia Vergara and use her boobs for publicity, too, says Susan Sarandon. Seriously, aren't there cats somewhere that need feeding? Or kids playing on one of her lawns? "Get! Get out of here, you little scallywags!"

*15 Susan Sarandon pictures total in the gallery:

  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 1
  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 2
  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 3
  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 4
  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 5
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  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 13
  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 14
  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 15

Ariel Winter at a Pre-Emmy party in West Hollywood in September

Modern Family star Ariel Winter turns 18 today. It'd be more of a joyous occasion if she hadn't gotten that surprise breast reduction last year. STUPID MODERN MEDICINE I HATE YOU! Ariel opens up more about her surgery in the new issue of People:
"Being a 5-ft.-tall girl and having extremely large breasts
Go on . . .
is really ostracizing and excruciatingly painful," Winter says in this week's issue of People. "But I didn't really express how I felt about that."

"I think it will be the only [cosmetic surgery] I'll have done, but I'm extremely happy with the decision I made," Winter says of going from a size 32F to a 34D. "It's important to talk about it because there are young girls suffering like I did, but there shouldn't be a stigma about it."

"It was an instant weight lifted off my chest - both literally and figuratively," she says with a laugh about the surgery. "There's a confidence you find when you finally feel right in your body."
Ariel, Ariel, Ariel, 17 is way too young for a breast reduction. You have to experience life as an adult first before you make a drastic decision like that. I just hope she kept her surgeon's card because he may be receiving a call in five years or so. "Hi, doc, I totally understand how the real world works now. I need my old boobs back."

*20 Ariel Winter pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ariel Winter 18th Birthday 1
  • Ariel Winter 18th Birthday 2
  • Ariel Winter 18th Birthday 3
  • Ariel Winter 18th Birthday 4
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Adriana Lima sideboobage

Here's Adriana Lina, via Flynet, at the IWC 'Come Fly with us' Gala Dinner during the launch of the Pilot's Watches Novelties from the Swiss luxury watch manufacturer IWC Schaffhausen at the Salon International de la Haute Horlogerie (SIHH) in Geneva, Switzerland on Tuesday. Damn that was long. They could have just said TITS.

*16 Adriana Lima pictures total in the gallery:

  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 1
  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 2
  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 3
  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 4
  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 5
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Chrissy Teigen arriving at Roissy Airport in Paris (12/26)

Chrissy Teigen revealed last week on FABLife that, even though she still has three months to go in her pregnancy, her boobs have reached the 40DD stage ... *makes motorboat sound* ... From Us Weekly:
In a segment during which cohost Joe Zee tries to explain how to double your cup size, Teigen, 30, jumps in to say, "I'm still second trimester, and I think I'm rocking a 40DD. But let's double them!"

Getting serious again, Zee proceeds to take out a smaller-sized bra, but Teigen immediately interjects, "That's like a nipple cover for me now, by the way. My nipples are all sorts of weird right now."
This story would be way better if there wasn't a fetus involved. Yes it makes your boobs grow bigger, but it also makes your stomach grow a lot bigger as well. It's like junk food that you have to take care of for 18 years. You ruin everything, fetus!

*20 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen 40DD Breasts 1
  • Chrissy Teigen 40DD Breasts 2
  • Chrissy Teigen 40DD Breasts 3
  • Chrissy Teigen 40DD Breasts 4
  • Chrissy Teigen 40DD Breasts 5
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Hayden Panettiere at the 21st Annual Critics' Choice Awards at Barker Hangar in Santa Monica (1/17)

I don't mean to alarm you, but Hayden Panettiere's boobs have damn near reached Tori Spelling levels of wonkiness. Her right implant (our left) appears to be trying to escape out of her chest while her left is perfect content where it is. Just goes to show that getting breast implants isn't entirely risk free . . . yeah, I guess you're right: the bigger risk is not getting implants and having society hate you and your small chest. Ewww, gross.

*30 Hayden Panettiere pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hayden Panettiere Wonky Tits 1
  • Hayden Panettiere Wonky Tits 2
  • Hayden Panettiere Wonky Tits 3
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Celebrities at the Weinstein/Netflix and InStyle/Warner Bros. Golden Globes afterparties

Maybe next year we skip the actually awards and go straight to the afterparties . . .

*15 Golden Globe afterparties pictures total in the gallery:

  • Cleavage at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Sanaa Lathan at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Katy Perry at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Nicole Scherzinger at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Toni Braxton at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Mira Sorvino at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Kelly Rohrbach at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Jaimie Alexander at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Bellamy Young at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Kate Hudson at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Kaley Cuoco at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Rocsi Diaz at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Tricia Helfer at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Charlie XCX at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Gillian Anderson at the 2016 Golden Globes