Boobs


Mariah Carey in St. Barts (3/28)

Mariah Carey may be doing Bret Ratner. Mariah and the tremendously-overrated director -- who apparently likes large breasts -- were seen walking arm in arm while shopping on Saturday. Amazingly, Mariah has done the impossible. She actually managed to find someone more unlikable than Nick Canon. I guess that British dude who loves chopping westerners' heads off for ISIS was already taken.

*30 Mariah Carey pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mariah Carey Big Boobs 1
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Pre-boob job Iggy Azalea at Paris Fashion Week in 2013

Iggy Azalea tells the new issue of Vogue that her boobs got bigger four months ago. And it wasn't because of puberty. She's 24. That would just be weird. Via AOL:
When asked about the one thing she'd like to change about her body, the rapper responded, "I did change something: Four months ago, I got bigger boobs! I'd thought about it my entire life."

Azalea told the publication that she changed up her physique after years of adding padding to her costumes. And while she initially planned to keep her enhancements under wraps, she said she "wasn't into secret-keeping."
I can believe Iggy got new tits. I just can't believe she waited until she was 24. Probably because she's not American. You know it's a tax write off, right ladies? It's true. You have to be at least 18 and go up a minimum of two cup sizes. As an A or B cup, you'd be a fool not to get them. Small tits are just financially irresponsible nowadays.

*10 Iggy Azalea pictures total in the gallery:

  • Iggy Azalea Boob Job 1
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Charlotte McKinney outside Dancing with the Stars studio in Hollywood (3/23)

Here's Charlotte McKinney backstage yesterday at Dancing with the Stars. Now I don't actually know if she's a 2:1 favorite to win, but it feels like she should be. Either way, that headline is way more mature than my original: JUMP UP AND DOWN PLEASE. But seriously . . . she should jump up and down.

*10 Charlotte McKinney pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlotte McKinney Dancing Boobs 1
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Kyle Jenner at a photocall for Nip+Fab at Westfield London (3/14)

It might be considered controversial here in America to have a 17-year-old promote a product with her breasts, so that's why Kris Jenner flew her daughter Kylie over to England to promote Nip+Fab skincare. Sure she may have no soul or moral compass, but that bitch is fucking brilliant.

*20 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Breasts 1
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Jessica Lowndes at Moet & Chandon's celebration of Roger Federer's 1000th career win at The Four Seasons Beverly Hills (3/7)

Oh, did you hear the news? Jessica Lowndes has breasts. You probably wouldn't have even realized had I not told you.

*25 Jessica Lowndes pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Lowndes Boobs Show 1
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JWoww and her new toys

Remember last week when I speculated that JWoww got some new fancy fake tits? Turns out I was right -- JWoww got some new fancy fake tits. In a wall of text because her return key doesn't work, she confirmed on her blog:
Hey boos! A lot of you have been asking about my most recent boob job after seeing my waist training pic and I wanted to tell you more about it. I got my first one ten years ago after being inspired by my girl crush Carmen Electra- she had the most amazing boobs I had ever seen and I had to get them! I found my boob man, Stephen T. Greenberg, MD and he literally gave me the most perfect boob job! I went up to a 34F and couldn't be happier! But ten years later and with the birth of my angel baby Meilani, they had changed a bit, especially with breastfeeding! I wanted them really badly and Roger was kind of like 'If you have to go do it...' He loves me just the way I am, but he's not complaining about the upgrade now LMAO! You know, they recommend changing them every 10 years and I've had them for over 10 years, so it was time! Now they are nice and bouncy!!! I kept them the same size, so they are still Fs. I just switched them out from breast-feeding! They are so amazing right now and still have a soft, natural look to them thanks to my amazing doctor. I'll get another one in a few years after I have my next baby. YES, I said it! I want another baby and that's why I wanted to get them done now before we try again and before our wedding too! I'm so excited for these big moments to happen in our lives and 2015 is definitely our year! Plus baby Meilani needs a younger sister or bother to play with... or boss around ;) .

Can't wait to share more updates with you!
I love that in JWoww's long justification on why she got new tits, she doesn't actually put the real reason: "I'm a plastic skank. There's a bunch of younger plastic skanks at the club. I want to stand out." 19 words. Truth. Done. Seems like she could have saved herself some effort.

*5 JWoww pictures total in the gallery:

  • JWoww Newer Boobs 1
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What reality star do those boobs that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Julia Pereira wins the wet t-shirt contest [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Farrah Abraham is the new economy or something [The Superficial]
+ Emile Hirsch is in deep shit [WWTDD]
+ Anna Kendrick mustering up some cleavage [IDLYITW]
+ It's Keri Russell's ass [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Mariam Bachir in her underwear [Linkiest]
+ Renata Moesia does a swimsuit good [moejackson]
+ Hot readheads [badSENTINEL]
+ Oh my gosh they're so down to Earth [Dlisted]

+ Kyra Santoro is beautiful [Caveman Circus]
+ Stephanie Seymour is topless [Celebslam]
+ You suck, Lena Dunham [Brobible]
+ Kim Kardashian's daughter has her first fur [Cele|bitchy]

*14 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Kamo 1
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Khloe Kardashian out and about in Soho, New York (2/10)

Shock. Awe. Disgust. Contempt. Rage. It's all there, folks.

*25 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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JWoww got another boob job

JWoww instagrammed a pic yesterday to promote some crappy waist cincher, and yup, those are definitely new boobs. Wow, I thought she would blow all her Jersey Shore money on stocks, bonds, and mutual funds, not fake tits. Totally didn't see this coming at all, said no one ever.

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Mila Kunis at the premiere of Jupiter Ascending at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (2/2)

Please note that Mila Kunis motorboat jokes are temporarily approved until August 2. Management thanks you for your cooperation.

*30 Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mila Kunis New Cleavage 1
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