Boobs

Jessica Simpson at the Super Bowl in Indianapolis (2/5)

Jessica Simpson tweeted some pics from the Super Bowl on Sunday, including this one of her and a friend. And her enormous, comic-book-character-like breasts. Actually, that's not true. If you sketched a chick in a comic book with boobs that big, you'd probably get called a pervert and added to some kind of sex offender database.

*5 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

What actress do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Lady Gaga gets topless for the Super Bowl (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Rachel McAdams in her undies [Just Jared]
+ It's the Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards! (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Eli Roth totally wants to bang Selena Gomez [The Blemish]
+ Choosing your Super Bowl beer [Holy Taco]

+ Joe Francis punks Madonna [Socialite Life]
+ Daniel Radcliffe is a pussy [Evil Beet]
+ Why is this chick getting so much damn attention? [Cele|bitchy]
+ DIE!!!!! [I'm Not Obsessed]

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*24 pictures total in the gallery:

Katharine McPhee in Smash

Katharine McPhee's new show Smash premieres February 6 on NBC. On the one hand, it's a musical. On the other, tits. What a choice. Clearly the person who thought of this show is pure evil. Like, Saw-level evil.

*21 Katharine McPhee pictures total in the gallery:

Jessica Simpson is a bit top heavy

Jessica Simpson and her ENORMOUS breasts were spotted at a gas station in L.A. on Saturday. And then she accidentally tripped and fell on her back and couldn't get up. She's a lot like a turtle now.

*32 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

What reality star do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Guess who wants to get married again [The Superficial]

+ Jessica Alba is still a MILF [Celebuzz]
+ AnnaLynne McCord slipped a nip (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Miranda Kerr in her undies [Popoholic]
+ The hottest girls of bowl week, ASU edition [Linkiest]

+ Damn, nice cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ 69 Your Mom [Busted Coverage]
+ I really need more Lane Lindell in lingerie in my life [Brobible]
+ Jason Statham is still tapping that ass [moejackson]

+ Scarjo Scarjo Scarjo! [CityRag]
+ Edita Vilkeviciute is your supermodel on Sunday [Socialite Life]
+ Chloe Sevigny might be a man. Yikes! [Yeeeah!]
+ Playboy model slams Lindsay Lohan. Not like that. [popbytes]

*10 pictures total in the gallery:

Salma Hayek appearing on the Champs Elysees talk show in Paris (11/21)

Salma Hayek prayed for bigger boobs. And her prayers were answered. Thank God. From the Daily Telegraph:

Salma Hayek prayed to Jesus for bigger breasts when she was a child. The 45-year-old actress - who now possesses a curvaceous figure - admitted she was 'really scared' when she didn t develop as quickly as her classmates and so appealed to Christ in a bid to boost her bust:

"I was the youngest in class and all these girls were starting to get breasts and I wasn't getting anything - I was really scared.  I was getting teased a lot because everyone was older and I was the skinny tomboy. I went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles. I put my hands in the holy water and went, 'Please Jesus, give me some boobs'."

If you're still an atheist after reading this story, shame on you. Let's just all be grateful that Salma found the one place on Earth with holy water that actually works and asked for bigger boobs instead of something stupid like world peace or an end to reality television. Now, if you'll excuse me a moment, I need to fly down to Veracruz, Mexico, find that water, and stick my dick in it.

*25 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

Miley Cyrus at the "CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute" at The Shrine Auditorium in L.A. (12/11)

On Sunday night Miley Cyrus was seen rocking some pretty nice cleavage at the "CNN Heroes" event in Los Angeles, leading many on the internets to speculate that she had a little work done. Not true says Miley:

"Thems is worthless as book-learning or teats on a boar hog"

Oops, wrong quote. But that definitely seems like something Miley would say. She actually tweeted:

"Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they'd realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful! ... And I'm 19!!! BOOBS GROW PEOPLE!"

Miley has a point about not having to be fake. That's why I refuse to throw away my three wolf moon shirt just because my girlfriend thinks it's not fashionable and refuses to be seen in public with me wearing it. Let's people know I mean business. If you fuck with me, the pain train is gonna be rolling through your station, son.



*26 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

Miley Cyrus at the "CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute" at The Shrine Auditorium in L.A. (12/11)

+ Daisy Lowe is attractive, also naked (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Sylwia Kobylinska is the sexiest bikini model you’ve never heard of [Guyism]
+ Lindsay Lohan's bikini getaway [Celebuzz]
+ Izabel Goulart in a see-through dress (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Patriots cheerleader Brittney-Lynne Stanley - awesome [Busted Coverage]
+ You know he tapped that ass [Just Jared]

+ Awk-Ward [Dlisted]
+ Emmanuelle Chriqui is one sexy bitch [Linkiest]
+ In case you still care about Men in Black [Evil Beet]
+ How dare you question Conway Twitty's heterosexuality! [Holy Taco]

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*25 Miley Cyrus pics pictures total in the gallery:

Miley Cyrus at the inaugural "American Giving Awards" at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in L.A. (12/9)

+ Jessica Biel's butt is amazing [The Superficial]

+ You are an asshole [Celebuzz]
+ Yes, please keep tweeting lingerie pics of yourself [Drunken Stepfather]
+ And the GQ "Body of the Year" is . . . [Popoholic]
+ The mind-blowingly hot Mandy Graff modeling lingerie [Linkiest]

+ Charlize Theron drops a cleavage bomb [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Introducing sexy tennis WAG Zaira Nara [Busted Coverage]
+ TOM BRADY MAD! [Brobible]
+ Another Kardashian divorce? [moejackson]

+ Adriana Lima wins [CityRag]
+ 11 Celebrity Playboy Covers [Socialite Life]
+ Playboy's Lindsay Lohan investment is tanking, obviously [Yeeeah!]
+ Katy Perry's tits are superstars [popbytes]

*48 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

Elisha Cuthbert is freaking hot

Elisha Cuthbert has starred on the ABC sitcom Happy Endings since April of this year. Following a 13-episode season one, the network ordered a full, 22-episode second season, which premiered on September 28 and why the hell am I talking about this. Her tits looked amazing in Wednesday's episode. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they had alchemic powers and could turn lead into gold. They're that awesome.

*30 Elisha Cuthbert pictures total in the gallery: