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Kate Upton wishes she had smaller boobs

Let's face it, Kate Upton is famous for one reason: boobs. Looks-wise she's no Cleopatra, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm and a willingness to share her DD gift with the world. Despite that, Kate tells The Sun that she wishes she had smaller boobs. Wait, what?
"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up ... In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure."
Oh yeah, I'm sure Kate has had many a sleepless night cursing her big funbags. "Damn you for this burden, God. Why couldn't you give me below average tits like Cameron Diaz and perhaps more acne?" C'mon, Kate. Quit sucking up to Cameron. She's on the wrong side of 40 and would could cut your still-beating heart out in a second for its nourishing youthful energy. No, really. Don't turn your back on her.

*30 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kate Upton Smaller Boobs 1
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Scarlett Johansson is photogenic

Here's some behind-the-scenes pics from Scarlett Johansson's photoshoot for the May issue of Vanity Fair. In the accompanying interview, Scarlett gives her opinion on politics, religion, world events, and the modern film business, all while pretending that Vanity Fair editors actually care what she has to say, and don't want to just put her big tits on the cover so the issue sells better. Amazing acting.

*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 1
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Kaley Cuoco is thankful for her boob job

Kaley Cuoco admits in the new issue of Cosmopolitan that, not only did she get breast implants when she was 18, but it was the "best decision" she's ever made. No, you're doing it wrong, Kaley. Once you're famous, you're supposed to downplay things you did in the past for fame. It's why I never talk about that time Salma Hayek invited me up to her office for "coffee." I WAS JUST A KID, YOU BITCH! I WAS JUST A KID!

*20 Kaley Cuoco pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kaley Cuoco Breast Implants 1
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Rachel Nichols is stacked

Note to self: WATCH THE HELL OUT OF CONTINUUM! Sweet Jesus. Why was I not informed of this show before? You guys really let me down.

*10 Rachel Nichols pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rachel Nichols Boobage 1
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Maria Menounos outside Howard Stern studios in New York (3/25)

Maria Menounos shows up to a radio interview -- radio -- and she wears that. Total dick move. You owe us television owners a nip slip.

*7 Maria Menounos pictures total in the gallery:

  • Maria Menounos See Through To Bra 1
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Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier at the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood (3/13)

Scarrlett Johansson wears a tight, low-cut dress in her first appearance since announcing she was pregnant. She is going to destroy all of her dresses. In other words, I like where these next six months are heading. *kicks back with a bucket of popcorn*

*35 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 1
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Nicole Scherzinger leaving the Brit Awards Sony Afterparty at the Arts Club in London (2/19)

Damn you Great Britain. Can we please have Nicole Scherzinger back?

*15 Nicole Scherzinger pictures total in the gallery:

  • Nicole Scherzinger Huge Cans 1
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Kim Kardashian leaving her hotel in Paris (1/21)

Kim Kardashian is currently in Paris for Fashion Week, and I know this may shock and surprise you, but she's flashing her tits all over the place like a tarted up hussy. I know, right? I thought she would seduce the French, not with her tits, but with her intellect. "My favorite color is . . . red."

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Revealing Outfit 1
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Chrissy Teigen leaving a Golden Globes Afterparty at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (1/13)

Still ridiculously hot? Yes.

*10 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen Breasty Dress 1
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Georgia Salpa arriving to the Lingerie Awards in London (12/4)

Apparently there's such a thing as the "Lingerie Awards" and they went down last night in London. Also going down last night in London? Greek model Georgia Salpa, if your bank account is in the eight digits.

*25 Georgia Salpa pictures total in the gallery:

  • Georgia Salpa Lingerie Awards Dress 1
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