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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy

In an op-ed piece she wrote today in the New York Times, Angelina Jolie reveals that she had a preventative double mastectomy back in February. For those of you not up-to-date on your medical terminology, that means she had her boobs cut off because she didn't want cancer. She wrote:

...I carry a "faulty" gene, BRCA1, which sharply increases my risk of developing breast cancer and ovarian cancer.

My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each woman.

Only a fraction of breast cancers result from an inherited gene mutation. Those with a defect in BRCA1 have a 65 percent risk of getting it, on average.

Once I knew that this was my reality, I decided to be proactive and to minimize the risk as much I could. I made a decision to have a preventive double mastectomy. I started with the breasts, as my risk of breast cancer is higher than my risk of ovarian cancer, and the surgery is more complex.

Wow, it's pretty shocking that Angelina started this whole process back in February and no one found out until now. Props to the doctors for not trying to cash in. Do you know how much Angelina Jolie's tits would sell for on eBay?

*10 Angelina Jolie pictures total in the gallery:

Halle Berry out for lunch in Hollywood (5/12)

+ Gerard Butler probably banged Miranda Kerr [The Superficial]

+ Miley Cyrus has a message for her haters [Celebuzz]
+ Ashley Tisdale's boobs in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Heather Graham is ageless [Popoholic]
+ I like girls because squishy [Linkiest]

+ Lindsay Ellingson goes topless for Victoria's Secret [Hollywood Tuna]
+ You suck, Katharine Webb [Busted Coverage]
+ Richard Branson is the world's ugliest woman [Brobible]
+ Jesse Heiman continues to pull ass [moejackson]

+ Nip slip! [Guyism]
+ Reese Witherspoon is back to blonde [Socialite Life]
+ Irina Shayk is purty [Yeeeah!]
+ Teen mom still thinks her professionally-shot sex tape is private [popbytes]

*20 Halle Berry pictures total in the gallery:

Kim Kardashian arriving for a flight at LAX airport (5/4)

+ Behind the scenes with Barbara Palvin in lingerie [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Abbey Lee Kershaw cameltoe (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ That Elisha Cuthbert eye-roll [The Blemish]
+ Kate Upton covers Vogue [Celebuzz]
+ When celebrities read mean tweets directed at them, everyone wins [Brobible]

+ What the fuck, Ke$ha? [Socialite Life]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow is not impressed [Evil Beet]
+ PAR-TAY! [Cele|bitchy]
+ Julia Roberts is a total cunt [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Suelyn Medeiros is stacked

*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

Amanda Bynes in a bra

Amanda Bynes has reached the exhibitionist stage of her descent into insanity -- she tweeted a few pics of her big ol' fake boobies in a bra last night. And I must say, this is the first thing she's done in two years that has been TOTALLY AWESOME. Playboy Presents: Girls of Mental Hospitals. Make it happen, Hugh.

*5 Amanda Bynes pictures total in the gallery:

What reality star do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Sofia Vergara busts out the curves for Cosmo [Popoholic]

+ Anne V is topless [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Britney Spears actually looks decent [The Superficial]
+ Francesca Eastwood looking perky (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Reese heads back to the scene of the crime [Celebuzz]

+ Sounds like a very intelligent girl [Evil Beet]
+ Anne Hathaway is touchy-feely [Socialite Life]
+ Mirror butt [Double Viking]
+ Zoe Saldana has some killer legs [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Paulina Gretzky's ass in a bikini

*7 pictures total in the gallery:

JWoww's boobs are looking a little off

JWoww attended the One Life to Live and All My Children premiere in New York earlier this week, and, uh, I don't know if her right boob is shy or her left is trying to make a break for it, but something weird is definitely going on with her chest. It's almost as if having five boob jobs starts to affect the way your boobs look in a negative way.

*5 JWoww pictures total in the gallery:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving Plate restaurant in Malibu (3/24)

Is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley using a new moisturizer or something? Or maybe a new shampoo and conditioner? Something about her seems more noticeable than usual.

*16 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pictures total in the gallery:

Jennifer Love Hewitt filming The Client List in L.A. (3/18)

Producers of The Client List have basically turned Jennifer Love Hewitt into the television version of Tom Cruise, and are having her run in every scene (an example from last month). And really, who can blame them? She's still running a solid 36C into the starting lineup everyday. In college basketball terms, she's a 12 seed in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. More times than not, she's gonna get beat by the more athletic 5 seeds (the Kristen Bells/Jordana Brewsters), but she'll occasionally pull the upset and let you stick it in her butt if you get her drunk enough. Err, something like that.

*35 Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures total in the gallery:

What singer do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Kelly Brook is looking delicious [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Jennifer Nicole Lee's wet t-shirt contest [The Superficial]
+ Who would bully Jennifer Lawrence? [Celebuzz]
+ Chris Brown lost his shit. AGAIN. [IDLYITW]
+ Jennette McCurdy looks awesome in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Halle Berry busts out the curves [Popoholic]
+ Zach Braff has a sick car [moejackson]
+ Ginta Lapina is back, still dancing in lingerie [Guyism]
+ Joy Behar is out [Dlisted]

+ White people problems [Caveman Circus]
+ Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones is getting naked [Brobible]
+ Is Taylor Swift a virgin? [popbytes]
+ Courteney Cox's filler face [Yeeeah!]

*18 pictures total in the gallery:

Selena Gomez filming her new music video in Palmdale, CA (3/4)

Here's more pics from Selena Gomez's music video shoot over the weekend in Palmdale, these featuring noticeably more breasts. And as Jesus once said while riding a unicorn and smoking a cigar: "Me likey boobies, tee hee!" Hey, you can't prove he didn't say that. Therefore he said it. Right? In case you can't already tell, I'm taking a religion-based logic course down at the local community college.

*35 Selena Gomez pictures total in the gallery: