Boobs


Actress Zoey Deutch at the CHANEL dinner to launch their new fragrance N 5 L' EAU at The Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood (9/22)

Do you want me to break the restraining order? Because that's how you get me to break the restraining order.

*16 Zoey Deutch pictures total in the gallery:

  • Zoey Deutch Major Sideboob 1
  • Zoey Deutch Major Sideboob 2
  • Zoey Deutch Major Sideboob 3
  • Zoey Deutch Major Sideboob 4
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Jessica Simpson (and husband Eric Johnson) out and about in New York (9/20)

Yep, still enormous. Okay fine, I guess she's still relevant.

*20 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Sexy Little Black Dress 1
  • Jessica Simpson Sexy Little Black Dress 2
  • Jessica Simpson Sexy Little Black Dress 3
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  • Jessica Simpson Sexy Little Black Dress 20

Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland at the Audi 68th Emmys party at Catch in West Hollywood (9/15)

I love a good sibling rivalry. Always trying to one up each other. This round goes to Sarah on the right. May I suggest something braless next time, Ariel?

*30 Modern Family pictures total in the gallery:

  • Modern Family Daughters 1
  • Modern Family Daughters 2
  • Modern Family Daughters 3
  • Modern Family Daughters 4
  • Modern Family Daughters 5
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Naya Rivera at the American Music Awards in 2013

The best $8k Glee star Naya Rivera ever spent? Apple stock in 1999? Nope. A home solar system to cut down on her electric bill? Nope. Fake tits? Yep. Via PEOPLE:
"I went around to all my teachers, told them I was going to be out. 'I'm getting plastic surgery!' I'd tell them gleefully," Rivera says in her upcoming memoir, Sorry Not Sorry, excerpted exclusively in the current issue of PEOPLE. "My art teacher was stoked - when I told her she said that she too had fake tits and that she was very excited for me."

"My new boobs were a confidence thing, not a sexual thing," says Rivera, who paid for the surgery with money she'd saved from childhood jobs on Family Matters and The Royal Family. "I'd never even taken my top off for a guy. I hadn't had many opportunities to do so, but even if I had, my bra was always stuffed with napkins."
I'm sorry, but this sends such a bad message. It's terrible. Ladies, disregard everything Naya is saying. You don't need $8k to give you self confidence. That's ridiculous . . . you need, like, $3k. Seriously, M-E-X-I-C-O. Their plastic surgeons are just as good. What are you waiting for?

*20 Naya Rivera pictures total in the gallery:

  • Naya Rivera Fake Tits 1
  • Naya Rivera Fake Tits 2
  • Naya Rivera Fake Tits 3
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Jennifer Lopez filming Shades of Blue in Brooklyn (8/26)

Do you want me to watch your boring cop drama about a single mom NYPD officer? Because that's a good way to get me to watch your boring cop drama about a single mom NYPD officer.

*20 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jennifer Lopez Shades Of Blue Rack 1
  • Jennifer Lopez Shades Of Blue Rack 2
  • Jennifer Lopez Shades Of Blue Rack 3
  • Jennifer Lopez Shades Of Blue Rack 4
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Kylie Jenner and her new boobs

Despite looking noticeably-bustier in some pics she posted to Instagram (above), Kylie Jenner claims she didn't get a boob job. A Kardashian getting plastic surgery? Well I never!:


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I'm choosing to believe Kylie got a boob job because I want to believe the following conversation took place:

Kylie Jenner: "Dad, who did you go to to get your boobs done?"
Caitlyn Jenner: "Here, I'll give you his card."

*5 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner New Boob Job 1
  • Kylie Jenner New Boob Job 2
  • Kylie Jenner New Boob Job 3
  • Kylie Jenner New Boob Job 4
  • Kylie Jenner New Boob Job 5


Gwyneth Paltrow at the Hamptons Paddle & Party For Pink in Bridgehampton (8/6)

Here's Gwyneth Paltrow doing her best impression of Charlotte McKinney at a fundraiser in The Hamptons over the weekend. For comparison's sake, here's Charlotte at last year's Teen Choice Awards:

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Nailed it, Gwyneth.

*30 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob Pics 1
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob Pics 2
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob Pics 3
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What pop star do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Ewwwwwwwwwww [The Superficial]

+ Lady Gaga can't afford bras or something [WWTDD]
+ Mischa Barton's bikini shower adventure [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Chloe Moretz cleavage show [Linkiest]
+ Kelly Rohrbach putting on a show (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Joanna Krupa also can't afford bras (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Meet super hottie Maya Stepper [Hollywood Tuna]
+ What's inside an Olympic torch [badSENTINEL]
+ Stella Maxwell's dress is pretty bad ass [moejackson]

+ Kylie Jenner flaunting dat ass in a lace jumpsuit (site NSFW) [Celeb Jihad]
+ One of the most punchable faces out there [The Blemish]
+ Is Drake gonna make a baby with Rihanna? [Dlisted]
+ Prince Harry could tap that [Cele|bitchy]

*19 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Milian Big Time Cleavage 1
  • Christina Milian Big Time Cleavage 2
  • Christina Milian Big Time Cleavage 3
  • Christina Milian Big Time Cleavage 4
  • Christina Milian Big Time Cleavage 5

Sarah Hyland at the Teen Choice Awards at The Forum in L.A. (7/31)

Do women normally go through puberty again in their mid-20s? Because Sarah Hyland looks like she just went through puberty again in her mid-20s. I can't really blame her. She's worked with Ariel Winter every day for years on Modern Family. Sorry if you were hoping for some M. Night Shyamalan-like twist, but her story was always gonna end like this.

*20 Sarah Hyland possible fake boobs pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sarah Hyland New Boobs 1
  • Sarah Hyland New Boobs 2
  • Sarah Hyland New Boobs 3
  • Sarah Hyland New Boobs 4
  • Sarah Hyland New Boobs 5
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  • Sarah Hyland New Boobs 20

What model do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Gwyneth Paltrow is being delusional again [The Superficial]

+ BREAKING: NFL player knocks up model [Busted Coverage]
+ Katy Perry gets half naked to promote her perfume [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Photoshopping trolls have moved their way up to China [badSENTINEL]
+ Charli XCX on stage upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ McKayla Maroney does a bikini good [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jojo is back . . . and eating [WWTDD]
+ Margot Robbie has a talented throat [Cele|bitchy]
+ A few hotties a the Dare fragrance launch in L.A. [moejackson]

+ Madonna does not look like this (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ I hope this turns into the next Bond franchise [Socialite Life]
+ Dammit I love mesh dresses [Linkiest]
+ What's Coming and Going on Hulu in August 2016 [TVOvermind]

*6 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Coco Big Cleavage 1
  • Coco Big Cleavage 2
  • Coco Big Cleavage 3
  • Coco Big Cleavage 4
  • Coco Big Cleavage 5