Boobs


Susan Sarandon at the 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Expo Hall in L.A. (1/30)

Just because Susan Sarandon's a smidgen shy of 70 doesn't mean she can't pull a little Sofia Vergara and use her boobs for publicity, too, says Susan Sarandon. Seriously, aren't there cats somewhere that need feeding? Or kids playing on one of her lawns? "Get! Get out of here, you little scallywags!"

*15 Susan Sarandon pictures total in the gallery:

  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 1
  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 2
  • Susan Sarandon Sag Boobs 3
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Ariel Winter at a Pre-Emmy party in West Hollywood in September

Modern Family star Ariel Winter turns 18 today. It'd be more of a joyous occasion if she hadn't gotten that surprise breast reduction last year. STUPID MODERN MEDICINE I HATE YOU! Ariel opens up more about her surgery in the new issue of People:
"Being a 5-ft.-tall girl and having extremely large breasts
Go on . . .
is really ostracizing and excruciatingly painful," Winter says in this week's issue of People. "But I didn't really express how I felt about that."

"I think it will be the only [cosmetic surgery] I'll have done, but I'm extremely happy with the decision I made," Winter says of going from a size 32F to a 34D. "It's important to talk about it because there are young girls suffering like I did, but there shouldn't be a stigma about it."

"It was an instant weight lifted off my chest - both literally and figuratively," she says with a laugh about the surgery. "There's a confidence you find when you finally feel right in your body."
Ariel, Ariel, Ariel, 17 is way too young for a breast reduction. You have to experience life as an adult first before you make a drastic decision like that. I just hope she kept her surgeon's card because he may be receiving a call in five years or so. "Hi, doc, I totally understand how the real world works now. I need my old boobs back."

*20 Ariel Winter pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ariel Winter 18th Birthday 1
  • Ariel Winter 18th Birthday 2
  • Ariel Winter 18th Birthday 3
  • Ariel Winter 18th Birthday 4
  • Ariel Winter 18th Birthday 5
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Adriana Lima sideboobage

Here's Adriana Lina, via Flynet, at the IWC 'Come Fly with us' Gala Dinner during the launch of the Pilot's Watches Novelties from the Swiss luxury watch manufacturer IWC Schaffhausen at the Salon International de la Haute Horlogerie (SIHH) in Geneva, Switzerland on Tuesday. Damn that was long. They could have just said TITS.

*16 Adriana Lima pictures total in the gallery:

  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 1
  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 2
  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 3
  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 4
  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 5
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  • Adriana Lima Sweet Sideboob 15

Chrissy Teigen arriving at Roissy Airport in Paris (12/26)

Chrissy Teigen revealed last week on FABLife that, even though she still has three months to go in her pregnancy, her boobs have reached the 40DD stage ... *makes motorboat sound* ... From Us Weekly:
In a segment during which cohost Joe Zee tries to explain how to double your cup size, Teigen, 30, jumps in to say, "I'm still second trimester, and I think I'm rocking a 40DD. But let's double them!"

Getting serious again, Zee proceeds to take out a smaller-sized bra, but Teigen immediately interjects, "That's like a nipple cover for me now, by the way. My nipples are all sorts of weird right now."
This story would be way better if there wasn't a fetus involved. Yes it makes your boobs grow bigger, but it also makes your stomach grow a lot bigger as well. It's like junk food that you have to take care of for 18 years. You ruin everything, fetus!

*20 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen 40DD Breasts 1
  • Chrissy Teigen 40DD Breasts 2
  • Chrissy Teigen 40DD Breasts 3
  • Chrissy Teigen 40DD Breasts 4
  • Chrissy Teigen 40DD Breasts 5
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Hayden Panettiere at the 21st Annual Critics' Choice Awards at Barker Hangar in Santa Monica (1/17)

I don't mean to alarm you, but Hayden Panettiere's boobs have damn near reached Tori Spelling levels of wonkiness. Her right implant (our left) appears to be trying to escape out of her chest while her left is perfect content where it is. Just goes to show that getting breast implants isn't entirely risk free . . . yeah, I guess you're right: the bigger risk is not getting implants and having society hate you and your small chest. Ewww, gross.

*30 Hayden Panettiere pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hayden Panettiere Wonky Tits 1
  • Hayden Panettiere Wonky Tits 2
  • Hayden Panettiere Wonky Tits 3
  • Hayden Panettiere Wonky Tits 4
  • Hayden Panettiere Wonky Tits 5
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Celebrities at the Weinstein/Netflix and InStyle/Warner Bros. Golden Globes afterparties

Maybe next year we skip the actually awards and go straight to the afterparties . . .

*15 Golden Globe afterparties pictures total in the gallery:

  • Cleavage at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Sanaa Lathan at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Katy Perry at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Nicole Scherzinger at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Toni Braxton at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Mira Sorvino at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Kelly Rohrbach at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Jaimie Alexander at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Bellamy Young at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Kate Hudson at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Kaley Cuoco at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Rocsi Diaz at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Tricia Helfer at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Charlie XCX at the 2016 Golden Globes
  • Gillian Anderson at the 2016 Golden Globes

Katy Perry at the 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (1/10)

The 73rd Golden Globes went down last night in Beverly Hills, and looky looky, Katy Perry's breasts decided to attend. I love when Katy remember she's "Katy Perry, Westerner With Awesome Tits" and not "Katy Perry, Westerner Living in ISIS-Controlled Territory in Syria." We're all winners when that happens, but mainly John Mayer.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE
: [Insert Globes Pun Here]

*30 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Katy Perry Nice Globes 1
  • Katy Perry Nice Globes 2
  • Katy Perry Nice Globes 3
  • Katy Perry Nice Globes 4
  • Katy Perry Nice Globes 5
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What model/actress do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ $956 ass wipes. Because Paltrow. [The Superficial]

+ Trampolines were made for bikinis [Busted Coverage]
+ Bella Thorne all cleaned up for Glamour Mexico [Drunken Stepfather]
+ These make me feel all warm inside [badSENTINEL]
+ Maitland Ward nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Catalina Otalvaro should be more famous [Hollywood Tuna]
+ The Oxford University female rugby team gets naked [WWTDD]
+ Anne Hathaway has not been using condoms [Cele|bitchy]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in leather pants [moejackson]

+ Nina Agdal wardrobe malfunction (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Justin Bieber is a delicate flower [Socialite Life]
+ Best lingerie pics ever (this week) [Linkiest]
+ The biggest lies Vicki Gunvalson has ever told [Celebrity Toob]

*5 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Carmen Electra Old Boobs 1
  • Carmen Electra Old Boobs 2
  • Carmen Electra Old Boobs 3
  • Carmen Electra Old Boobs 4
  • Carmen Electra Old Boobs 5

Salma Hayek at the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at the Old Vic in London (11/22)

Here's Salma Hayek at the Evening Standard Theatre Awards wearing the hell out of a dress you'd normally only see at the AVN Awards. But somehow she pulls it off and makes it look classy. Probably because she doesn't have a whorish-sounding porn star name. Cumeron Diaz could never get away with this.

*30 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

  • Salma Hayek Freaking Gigantic Boobs 1
  • Salma Hayek Freaking Gigantic Boobs 2
  • Salma Hayek Freaking Gigantic Boobs 3
  • Salma Hayek Freaking Gigantic Boobs 4
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  • Salma Hayek Freaking Gigantic Boobs 30

The 16th Latin Grammy Awards at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas (11/19)

So I'm thinking maybe the Latin Grammy Awards should be a weekly thing.

*25 Latin Grammy pictures total in the gallery:

  • 2015 Latin Grammys Boobs
  • Chiquinquira Delgado
  • Random Gorgeous Chick
  • Marlin Limon
  • Genesis Rodriguez
  • Emeraude Toubia
  • Zoe Saldana
  • Paula Fernandes
  • Roselyn Sanchez
  • Alejandra Espinoza
  • Jamillette Gaxiola
  • Marielle Hazlo
  • Tatiana Liary
  • Liza Hernandez
  • Patricia Zavala
  • Random Hot Chick
  • Kassandra Fernandez
  • Genesis Rodriguez
  • Mayra Veronica
  • Jessica Cediel
  • Paulina Vega
  • Mariangeles
  • Patricia Zavala
  • Alexandra Olavarria
  • Marger MG

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