Boobs


Mickey Rourke out for lunch in Beverly Hills (7/7)

FYI: Mickey Rourke has breasts now. And really nice ones. First Bruce Jenner and now Mickey. What a confusing time we live in.

*20 Mickey Rourke pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mickey Rourke Nice Tits 1
  • Mickey Rourke Nice Tits 2
  • Mickey Rourke Nice Tits 3
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Kylie Jenner at Sugar Factory in Miami (6/19)

Here's Kylie Jenner demonstrating some of that trademark Kylie Jenner enthusiasm while promoting the grand opening of Sugar Factory's new South Beach location. Brilliant decision by Sugar Factory to have Kylie promote them. Provocativeness and promiscuity is definitely the image I'd try to push if I owned a candy store. I know if I had a daughter, I'd want everyone to call her a slut just for going to buy a lollipop. I mean what father wouldn't want that?

*15 Kylie Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Fake Boobs Cleavage 1
  • Kylie Jenner Fake Boobs Cleavage 2
  • Kylie Jenner Fake Boobs Cleavage 3
  • Kylie Jenner Fake Boobs Cleavage 4
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  • Kylie Jenner Fake Boobs Cleavage 15

Kim Kardashian leaving Anastasia Salon in Beverly Hills (6/12)

14 days. It took 14 days after her pregnancy news broke until Kim Kardashian wore something completely inappropriate for a pregnant woman. That was way longer than I thought. Is she maturing?

*35 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Pokies Preggers 1
  • Kim Kardashian Pokies Preggers 2
  • Kim Kardashian Pokies Preggers 3
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Shay Mitchell at Lupus LA's Orange Ball: A Night Of Superheroes at Fox Studios in L.A. (6/6)

Lupus L.A. held their annual fundraiser on Saturday night, and they finally got a hot young actress to dress all slutty in support of the cause (Shay Mitchell from Pretty Little Liars). It feels like we're making some real progress against this disease. You stand no chance, hyperactive immune system that attacks healthy tissue!

*15 Shay Mitchell pictures total in the gallery:

  • Shay Mitchell Sweet Rack 1
  • Shay Mitchell Sweet Rack 2
  • Shay Mitchell Sweet Rack 3
  • Shay Mitchell Sweet Rack 4
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Salma Hayek at the premiere of Carol during the 68th Annual Cannes Film Festival in France (5/17)

You see them? Those slight bags under Salma's eyes? Me neither.

*39 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

  • Salma Hayek Cleavage Bomb 1
  • Salma Hayek Cleavage Bomb 2
  • Salma Hayek Cleavage Bomb 3
  • Salma Hayek Cleavage Bomb 4
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  • Salma Hayek Cleavage Bomb 1
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Christina Milian leaving STK Steakhouse in West Hollywood (5/13)

All of Hollywood has been abuzz the past few days with one thing on its mind: how in the hell did Christina Milian not have a wardrobe malfunction earlier this week while out for dinner? Well I did some sleuthing, and I discovered Christina's shocking secret: boob tape. It's all about the double-sided boob tape. Which of course makes you come to a hard-hitting realization: there's someone out there who's extremely rich because they invented tape for boobs. Dammit, I need to do something with my life.

*20 Christina Milian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Milian Boob Tape 1
  • Christina Milian Boob Tape 2
  • Christina Milian Boob Tape 3
  • Christina Milian Boob Tape 4
  • Christina Milian Boob Tape 5
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Courteney Cox at a screening of Just Before I Go at The Arclight in Hollywood (4/20)

Do you want to become relevant again? Because that's how you become relevant again.

*30 Courteney Cox pictures total in the gallery:

  • Courteney Cox Big Guns 1
  • Courteney Cox Big Guns 2
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  • Courteney Cox Big Guns 1
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Kelly Brook at The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio (4/18)

I know what you're wondering and, yes actually, Kelly Brook's boobs were at Coachella this weekend. Mind at ease, you can go back to bed . . . you know, or work.

NOTE: I don't care how many other gossip blogs you check out on a daily basis, you won't read a more important story than this all week.

*30 Kelly Brook pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kelly Brook Coachella Boobs 1
  • Kelly Brook Coachella Boobs 2
  • Kelly Brook Coachella Boobs 3
  • Kelly Brook Coachella Boobs 4
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Sofia Vergara in her younger days

Like any respectable journalist, I have a Google alert set up for news articles featuring the terms "Sofia Vergara" and "boobs." Every morning I wake up and check my inbox like a kid on Christmas morning. Today's alert? Sofia's thoughts on fake tits in the May issue of Vanity Fair:
"Believe me, I wish I had fake boobs. I lay down and they completely go down like all the way, like here," she said. "It's not fun."
Massive breasts isn't fun for you, Sofia, but neither is Street Fighter II Champion Edition. But you want to guess what my absolute favorite video game of all time is? Get where I'm going with this?

*30 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Fake Tits 1
  • Sofia Vergara Fake Tits 2
  • Sofia Vergara Fake Tits 3
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  • Sofia Vergara Fake Tits 1
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Former Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker at The 2015 Center Dinner at Cipriani Wall Street in New York (4/2)

Finally we have an answer to the age-old question. No, in fact, Mary-Louise Parker does not like bras. Botox, yes. Bras, no. Caffeine, yes. Bras, no.

*7 Mary-Louise Parker pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mary Louise Parker No Bra 1
  • Mary Louise Parker No Bra 2
  • Mary Louise Parker No Bra 3
  • Mary Louise Parker No Bra 4
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