Lindsay Lohan in a swimsuit
I almost didn't want to post these pictures because I wanted to enjoy them all for myself, but here's Lindsay Lohan in a swimsuit in Ibiza yesterday. Flynet says she was wearing the one piece "perhaps trying to hide her physique" but they're obviously wrong. Lindsay just knows that, if she wore a regular bikini, everyone would go nuts because of how hot her body is. There'd probably be a riot. People would die. Tragedy avoided, thanks to Lindsay!
*30 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York (6/17)
Still pretty early in the morning so I wanted to get the daily "Kim Kardashian is showing her tits" post out of the way before we move on to some other stuff. That's her in New York yesterday. Tough luck she only packed one see-through shirt and she finds herself in a city with no clothing stores. Or is that just a rumor I heard?
*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian returning to her apartment in New York (6/16)
Here's Kim Kardashian and her daughter North in New York yesterday. Ah, what memories this brings back. I think we can all remember those lazy Monday afternoons from our childhood, our mother dressed like an escort, pushing us in a stroller down the street as men threw $20 bills at her in the hopes they'd get their dicks sucked. #nostalgia
*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Mariah Carey at the 2014 Fresh Air Fund Gala at Chelsea Piers (5/29)
Since 1877, The non-profit Fresh Air Fund has provided free summer experiences in the country to more than 1.8 million New York City children from low-income communities. And last night they had their annual fundraising gala in New York. Mariah Carey's big ol' cartoon titties, folks. For the children.
*36 Mariah Carey tig ol' bitties pictures total in the gallery:
Giada De Laurentiis at the grand opening of Drai's at The Cromwell in Las Vegas (5/23)
Giada is definitely my favorite Food Network chef. Why? Her amazing risotto, of course . . . her tits jiggle like crazy when she makes it. C'mon, you always knew this post was gonna be about boobs.
*10 Giada pictures total in the gallery:
Kelly Rowland at the 2014 Billboard Awards at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (5/18)
Kelly Rowland vs. Beyonce: A former Destiny's Child member showdown.
Things Kelly Rowland has that Beyonce doesn't
- An amazing rack
Things Beyonce has that Kelly Rowland doesn't
- A kajillion dollars
- An extremely violent sister
Winner: Kelly Rowland
*25 Kelly Rowland pictures total in the gallery:
Hilary Duff running errands in Studio City (5/8)
+ Meet Dutch Hottie Chelina Manuhutu [Hollywood Tuna]
+ It's Ben Affleck as Batman [The Superficial]
+ The hell did Angelina Jolie do to her face? [Celebuzz]
+ Alison Brie looking gorgeous [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whitely is topless (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Meet your sexiest new superhero [Guyism]
+ 4 Awesomely Themed Japanese Restaurants [Caveman Circus]
+ Yankees chick takes the best selfie [Busted Coverage]
+ Once upon a time, Robert Pattinson had abs [Socialite Life]
+ Two billionaires are fighting over Miranda Kerr. Literally. [Dlisted]
+ Pink top wrestling back the cleavage [Double Viking]
+ Michelle Jenneke is back and bikini-er than ever [Brobible]
+ Kelly Rowland is a married woman now [Evil Beet]
*20 Hilary Duff pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Alba and her boobs in St. Barts last year
Jessica Alba is still a prude. She says she'll never go nude in a movie because she doesn't want her family to see her tits (they probably already have). Why? Does she have a Hitler tattoo or something? She tells the new issue of Glamour:
"I don't want my grandparents to see my boobs. That's it. It would be weird at Christmas. And, I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never 'elevate' the picture."I disagree with Jessica. A nice set of tits is exactly what her godawful movies need. No? Okay, then name one Jessica Alba movie that she carried with her acting and not her hot body or gorgeous face (if you say Fantastic Four, I will hunt you down and take a hammer to your DVR). I'm growing pretty disappointed with all of my early 2000's spank bank deposits -- Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, and the cast of 7th Heaven have all taken some sort of oath against nudity. Which is just dumb in Hollywood. Putting the headlights on display is a time-honored tradition that has extended the careers of cinema greats like Linda Hamilton and that chick from Saved by the Bell . . . okay, bad example.
*35 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:
The Metropolitan Museum of Art held their annual Costume Institute Gala last night, and it went well -- and by "well" I mean "boobs." Lots of them. And boobs are way better than art. For example, who would you rather fuck: Jessica Alba or Pablo Picasso? My point exactly.
Olivia Munn (10 pics here)
Hayden Panettiere (12 pics here)
Blake Lively (10 pics here)
Kate Upton (11 pics here)
Cara Delevingne (11 pics here)
Selena Gomez (9 pics here)
Chrissy Teigen (10 pics here)
Beyonce (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Lea Michele (7 pics here)
Zoe Saldana (9 pics here)
Jessica Alba (11 pics here)
*114 pictures total in the gallery: