Boobs

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Salma Hayek and Susan Sarandon comparing boobs

From Salma Hayke's instagram earlier today:
Salma: "Susan, you are bigger than me!"
Susan Sarandon: "Of course I am..."
#cannes #friends #susansarandon
For the first time in history, it's Salma Hayek in awe of someone else's boobs, and not the other way around. I feel like I'm in Backwards World. What's next, Donald Trump giving the keynote at the Annual Hispanic Chamber of Commerce Convention?


Ariel Winter and her friend at Coachella (4/23)

That's . . that's not even fair. Like bringing a Swiss Army knife to a nuclear missile fight.

Bonus booty below. Ariel Winter is really good at Coachella.

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*30 Ariel Winter pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ariel Winter Boobchella 1
  • Ariel Winter Boobchella 2
  • Ariel Winter Boobchella 3
  • Ariel Winter Boobchella 4
  • Ariel Winter Boobchella 5
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Ariel Winter leaving Glamour's "Game Changers" lunch at Au Fudge in West Hollywood (4/20)

Here's Ariel Winter admiring herself while leaving Au Fudge yesterday. Seriously, I wouldn't look up either if I was her. I'd probably walk right into traffic and get hit by a car. It would be such a sexy tragedy.

*30 Ariel Winter pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ariel Winter Au Fudge 1
  • Ariel Winter Au Fudge 2
  • Ariel Winter Au Fudge 3
  • Ariel Winter Au Fudge 4
  • Ariel Winter Au Fudge 5
  • Ariel Winter Au Fudge 6
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  • Ariel Winter Au Fudge 1
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What pop star does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Ashley Graham pretends to work out [WWTDD]

+ Mariah Carey instagrammed an ass shot [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Chelsea Handler using her butthole to campaign against Trump [The Superficial]
+ Jennifer Metcalfe's nipply bikini top (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Taylor Swift still hates The Biebs [ICYDK]

+ Amanda Dufner and her bikini boobs on a boat [Busted Coverage]
+ Nina Agdal's wardrobe malfunction (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Chloe Moretz is morphing into Hilary Duff, which isn't a bad thing [moejackson]
+ The 10 Most Handsome Male Duos in Movies [TVOvermind]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Kourtney Kardashian's bikini as

*11 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kelly Rowland Black Girls Rock Cleavage 1
  • Kelly Rowland Black Girls Rock Cleavage 2
  • Kelly Rowland Black Girls Rock Cleavage 3
  • Kelly Rowland Black Girls Rock Cleavage 4
  • Kelly Rowland Black Girls Rock Cleavage 5

Demi Lovato at the 27th Annual GLAAD Media Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (4/2)

Demi Lovato didn't disappoint at the annual GLAAD -- formerly the "Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation" -- Media Awards on Saturday, showing off about as much cleavage as you can with a B-cup. In hindsight, the other nominees in the "Chick Most Other Chicks Here Want to Motorboat" category never stood a chance.

*30 Demi Lovato pictures total in the gallery:

  • Demi Lovato GLAAD Boobs 1
  • Demi Lovato GLAAD Boobs 2
  • Demi Lovato GLAAD Boobs 3
  • Demi Lovato GLAAD Boobs 4
  • Demi Lovato GLAAD Boobs 5
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Ariel Winter's Easter boobs

Here's Modern Family's Ariel Winter celebrating Easter on social media yesterday. Wow, if she dresses like this for Easter, I can't wait to see what she does for other holidays. I've never looked forward more to Halloween in my life. Remember, Ariel: Whatever size costume you need, go one size smaller for added authenticity.

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What pop star do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Lindsay Lohan's lying again [The Superficial]

+ You mean these aren't real pics? [badSENTINEL]
+ It's Ariana Grande's new dude [ICYDK]
+ Alicia Arden rocking see-through bikini bottoms (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Dominique Jane is the hot instagram babe of the day [Caveman Circus]

+ SAVE RICHARD! [Dlisted]
+ Where has Brianne Howey been hiding? [Linkiest]
+ Kendall Jenner looking leggy as hell [moejackson]
+ 15 Spoof Movies That Were Quite Hilarious [TVOvermind]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Kylie Jenner Bikini Selfie

*18 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mel B Middle Cleavage Peek 1
  • Mel B Middle Cleavage Peek 2
  • Mel B Middle Cleavage Peek 3
  • Mel B Middle Cleavage Peek 4
  • Mel B Middle Cleavage Peek 5

What model do those boobs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ This is going to pay dividends [The Superficial]

+ The worst fortune cookies EVER [badSENTINEL]
+ Just makes the break-up song that much sweeter [ICYDK]
+ Jennifer Lawrence's bikini underboob (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jennifer is the Instagram Babe of the Day [Caveman Circus]

+ Shit ain't looking good for Dr. Luke [Dlisted]
+ All it takes is one little moment to ruin an entire day [Linkiest]
+ Kendall Jenner wearing dead things [moejackson]
+ Five Reasons The Bachelor's Olivia Caridi Isn't All Bad [TVOvermind]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Shay Mitchell's swimsuit ass

*17 pictures total in the gallery:

  • La La Anthony Sweet Rack 1
  • La La Anthony Sweet Rack 2
  • La La Anthony Sweet Rack 3
  • La La Anthony Sweet Rack 4
  • La La Anthony Sweet Rack 5

What model does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Saoirse Ronan is all wet [WWTDD]

+ Katy Perry's huge cans in a sports bra [Drunken Stepfather]
+ A black guy actually did win Best Actor [The Superficial]
+ Diane Kruger's nipples in a lacey dress (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Whore! [ICYDK]

+ AHHHHHHHH!!!! [Busted Coverage]
+ Rihanna knows fashion (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Jennifer Lopez looking like a million bucks [moejackson]
+ Which Modern Family star almost played in the NFL? [TVOvermind]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Model Claudia Fijal in a bikini

*6 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ashley Graham Oscar Boobies 1
  • Ashley Graham Oscar Boobies 2
  • Ashley Graham Oscar Boobies 3
  • Ashley Graham Oscar Boobies 4
  • Ashley Graham Oscar Boobies 5

Ariel Winter are her old sweater puppies

For not liking her old boobs very much, Ariel Winter sure seems to talk about her old boobs a lot. The latest is a piece she wrote for Time in which she extolls the virtues, post-reduction, of being able to job without bruising:
People may find it hard to believe, but when I got my breast-reduction surgery last year, it wasn't because of the mean comments online. It wasn't because I didn't like how I looked. Having so much weight on my frame was affecting me psychologically. I was uncomfortable and unhappy. I chose surgery because of how I felt, not because of what anyone else thought.

Afterward, I automatically felt so much happier and just better physically. My back and shoulders didn't hurt anymore! The first thing I wanted to do was go clothing shopping because I was so excited to be able to find things that fit properly instead of hiding in a baggy sweater. That meant the world to me.
Above is Ariel at the People Magazine Awards in 2014, about six months before she got the reduction. I guess a person could say that her breasts are too large . . . and that person would be a communist. Hah! Caught you! Oldest trick in the book. Uncle Joe used to trap apple-pie-hating Reds with it in the '50s. Your ticket to Guantanamo awaits.

*5 Ariel Winter pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ariel Winter Very Large Breasts 1
  • Ariel Winter Very Large Breasts 2
  • Ariel Winter Very Large Breasts 3
  • Ariel Winter Very Large Breasts 4
  • Ariel Winter Very Large Breasts 5