Kendall Jenner at the Sonia Rykiel show during Paris Fashion Week (9/29)
How long until Kendall Jenner walks the runway fully naked? A year? Six months? Tomorrow? And more importantly, will an unknown Kardashian ever emerge and become famous based on sheer talent alone, and not tits and ass? I know this may surprise you, but I suspect not.
*10 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:
Sofia Vergara filming the Halloween episode of Modern Family in L.A. (9/19)
I wouldn't be surprised if Modern Family won a fifth straight Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series. And Sofia Vergara is a shoe-in for Best Tits. Wait, that is a category, right? Doesn't Michael Bay produce it?
*31 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
Courtney Stodden at an art exhibition for Sham Ibrahim in Hollywood (9/18)
According to my EXCLUSIVE sources, famous celebrity Courtney Stodden may possibly have fake breasts. I know, I didn't believe it either, but my source is BULLETPROOF. More to follow on these SHOCKING claims . . .
*30 Courtney Stodden pictures total in the gallery:
Howie Mandel and Heidi Klum at the America's Got Talent finale at Radio City Music Hall in New York (9/17)
Howie Mandel is totally busted. Now everyone knows that he's got a thing for that jade necklace Heidi Klum is wearing. She needs to keep that thing locked up when she's not wearing it.
*20 Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel pictures total in the gallery:
Chrissy Teigen leaving a photoshoot in New York (7/31)
I don't know how the hell Chrissy Teigen's nipple didn't pop out of her loose-fitting shirt yesterday in New York. And believe me -- it tried. Many times. It's a goddamn miracle. Technically, I think that means I have to go to church this Sunday. Fuck.
*30 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan in a swimsuit
I almost didn't want to post these pictures because I wanted to enjoy them all for myself, but here's Lindsay Lohan in a swimsuit in Ibiza yesterday. Flynet says she was wearing the one piece "perhaps trying to hide her physique" but they're obviously wrong. Lindsay just knows that, if she wore a regular bikini, everyone would go nuts because of how hot her body is. There'd probably be a riot. People would die. Tragedy avoided, thanks to Lindsay!
*30 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian leaving her apartment in New York (6/17)
Still pretty early in the morning so I wanted to get the daily "Kim Kardashian is showing her tits" post out of the way before we move on to some other stuff. That's her in New York yesterday. Tough luck she only packed one see-through shirt and she finds herself in a city with no clothing stores. Or is that just a rumor I heard?
*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian returning to her apartment in New York (6/16)
Here's Kim Kardashian and her daughter North in New York yesterday. Ah, what memories this brings back. I think we can all remember those lazy Monday afternoons from our childhood, our mother dressed like an escort, pushing us in a stroller down the street as men threw $20 bills at her in the hopes they'd get their dicks sucked. #nostalgia
*25 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery: