Boobs


Hilary Duff leaving the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party at Mike Meldman's house in Beverly Hills (10/25)

Like Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff also attended the Casamigos Tequila Halloween party over the weekend in Beverly Hills. Unlike Paris Hilton, she didn't flash her saggy ass, but she did nearly have a wardrobe malfunction while leaving. Seeing that I'm an expert in stripper boobs, from the tell-tale ripple you can see on the side, Hilary Duff's boobs are definitely fake. Not that there's anything wrong with that. If anything, it makes her even more awesome -- especially for whoever she's dating. "Oh, you'll let a surgeon cut you open to make your boobs bigger, but you won't let me stick it in your butt? BOOM, logic. Now shut the fuck up and let's do this."

*10 Hilary Duff pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hilary Duff Fake Boobs 1
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Kim Kardashian celebrating her 30th birthday at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas (10/25)

Tits out. Mouth open. Kim Kardashian celebrated her 30 birthday exactly how you were expecting. I don't even know why she went home afterwards. The AVN Awards are in, like, four months.

*34 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim K Birthday Tits 1
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Emily Ratajkowski wearing the hell out of a bikini

As if we need another reason to love Emily Ratajkowski, apparently she confirms in the new issue of Cosmopolitan that her boobs are indeed real. From The Independent:
The svelte beauty covers the magazine in a white button-down and jeans,showcasing that famous cleavage. Speaking of, when questioned about her ample chest, she laughs to the magazine and insists yes, they are real.
I'm not even sure it'd be legal because she's only 23, was born in the UK, and is female, but can she run for President? She seems like she could solve a lot of problems.

UPDATE: Enough with the emails already. I don't care how many fake Wikipedia articles you send me -- I'm pretty sure a woman can't run for President.

*38 Emily Ratajkowski pictures total in the gallery:

  • Emily Ratajkowski Real Boobs 1
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Kendall Jenner at the Sonia Rykiel show during Paris Fashion Week (9/29)

How long until Kendall Jenner walks the runway fully naked? A year? Six months? Tomorrow? And more importantly, will an unknown Kardashian ever emerge and become famous based on sheer talent alone, and not tits and ass? I know this may surprise you, but I suspect not.

*10 Kendall Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kendall Jenner Runway Tits 1
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Sofia Vergara filming the Halloween episode of Modern Family in L.A. (9/19)

I wouldn't be surprised if Modern Family won a fifth straight Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series. And Sofia Vergara is a shoe-in for Best Tits. Wait, that is a category, right? Doesn't Michael Bay produce it?

*31 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Modern Cleavage 1
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Courtney Stodden at an art exhibition for Sham Ibrahim in Hollywood (9/18)

According to my EXCLUSIVE sources, famous celebrity Courtney Stodden may possibly have fake breasts. I know, I didn't believe it either, but my source is BULLETPROOF. More to follow on these SHOCKING claims . . .

*30 Courtney Stodden pictures total in the gallery:

  • Courtney Stodden Big Fake Juggs 1
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Howie Mandel and Heidi Klum at the America's Got Talent finale at Radio City Music Hall in New York (9/17)

Howie Mandel is totally busted. Now everyone knows that he's got a thing for that jade necklace Heidi Klum is wearing. She needs to keep that thing locked up when she's not wearing it.

*20 Heidi Klum and Howie Mandel pictures total in the gallery:

  • Howie Mandel Stare 1
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Chrissy TeigBOOBS

Here's Chrissy Teigen in the September issue of Esquire. Um, pretty sure that swimsuit is supposed to zip all the way up -- LOL. How embarrassing! Being a swimsuit model, you'd think Chrissy would know that. Oh wait, I get it.

*20 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen Esquire Boobs 1
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Salma Hayek at the Jay-Z/Beyonce concert at the Rose Bowl in L.A. (8/3)

Yes. Yes she was. How did you know?

*15 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Salma Hayk Concert Cleavage 1
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Chrissy Teigen leaving a photoshoot in New York (7/31)

I don't know how the hell Chrissy Teigen's nipple didn't pop out of her loose-fitting shirt yesterday in New York. And believe me -- it tried. Many times. It's a goddamn miracle. Technically, I think that means I have to go to church this Sunday. Fuck.

*30 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen Nip Slip 1
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