Mariah Carey at the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France (5/15)
One time when I was a kid, I stuck a butter knife into an outlet and got zapped. Did I ever do it again? No, I learned my lesson. Well I guess Mariah Carey didn't learn that same lesson with the laughably-bad Glitter in 2001. She came back for more -- she's at the Cannes Film Festival right now promoting her new film Precious. As bad as she was in Glitter, Mariah's performance in Precious is actually generating buzz across Cannes. There's already talk that she's a shoe-in for the "Dude, look at that crazy chick's tits" award.
NOTE: Mariah's tits are so large and intimidating that half of Cannes has already surrendered to them.
