Which Hollywood actress kept the ceremony seat warmer unusually busy with her frequent trips to the loo to "powder her nose"? The poor man kept having to hop into her seat during every ad break. (Source)This has to be Betty White. Total coke whore.
I guess the blind item
From yesterday's New York Post:
Just asking which fame-hungry "social" spends so much time stuffing cocaine up her nose, her hangers-on have taken to calling her "Coco Puff?" (Source)
It's obviously Miley.
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From today's New York Daily News:
Which Hollywood megastar couple likes to have the hotel where they stay in New York clip flattering pictures of them and their child from the celeb weeklies, to put in frames before they arrive at their suite? (Source)
Too easy. It's Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern.
NOTE: This is a lot funnier if you read this.
From this morning's New York Daily News:
Which troubled young star was overheard asking where to get crystal meth at a Los Angeles nightclub last weekend? (Source)
Abigail Breslin ... she scares me man.
From this morning's New York Post:
Which Hollywood beauty, who's been showing off her bikini bod lately, is fooling everyone with stories of diet and exercise? Friends say she's dropping the pounds the old-fashioned way - by snorting cocaine. (Source)
Again, I think it might be Abigail Breslin. Don't let her 11 years fool you, addiction can strike at any age.
From this morning's New York Post:
WHICH hip-hop legend is going to go broke paying child support? Besides his known baby mamas, seven months ago, a member of his entourage gave birth to another child of his, which was the last straw for his girlfriend. (Source)
I don't really follow hip hop. Weird Al's a legend, right?
From this morning's New York Daily News:
Which lovely blond actress has been attracting more attention for her coke habit than her fledgling career lately? It's not just her friends who are worried. (Source)
Fledgling career? I haven't seen Angela Lansbury work in quite a while.
From today's New York Daily News:
Which Hollywood actor who makes a living playing college jocks likes to incorporate another dude into his workouts, bro, and not just as a spotter? (Source)
Tom Cruise looks like a workout junkie
From today's New York Daily News:
Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event? (Source)
Rumor has it Justin Timberlake loves European charity events.
From today's New York Post:
WHICH grizzled action hero has been consuming so much alcohol and cocaine it's affecting his work? He can't remember his lines, and then loses his temper. (Source)
It's gotta be that Harry Potter kid.
From today New York Daily News:
Which world-famous globetrotting beauty is rumored to be having a same-sex affair with a Victoria's Secret model? Some even say her lucky husband is allowed to switch in. (Source)
I think the "globetrotting" part gives it away. It's gotta be the Queen.
