The Costume Institute Gala was sexy Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night
dressed like a
complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures
on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):
Miranda Kerr
Bar Refaeli
Kate Bosworth
Blake Lively
Cindy Crawford
Marion Cotillard
Diane Kruger
Heidi Klum
Jessica Biel
Karolina Kurkova
Rachel Bilson
Victoria Beckham
Jessica Alba
Gisele
Selma Blair
Kate Beckinsale
Eva Longoria
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Rosario Dawson
Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.

Blake Lively
Blake Lively at the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund event at Skylight Studios in New York (11/17)

Blake Lively nip slip!
Good news for those of you out there that have always wanted to see half of Blake Lively's nipple. The actress flashed the paparazzi while fleeing the set of Gossip Girl over the weekend. Ummm, why exactly is she trying to hide? Me and the half-percent of America who've heard of this chick knows what she looks like. The only possible conclusion here is that she got drunk and got a super racist white power tattoo on her forehead. Blake, Blake, Blake, I never pegged you as that type of person.
NOTE: I know you can't see Blake's face but it's definitely her (
same dog)


Blake Lively in New York (6/18)
Who the fuck is Blake Lively? She's this chick. She also stars in Gossip Girl and 72% of R. Kelly's role-playing fantasies. Even though Blake was only born in 1987, all the fantasies are set in the year 1999. I don't get it.
UPDATE: Despite the damning evidence, a Chicago jury found Blake's dog not guilty of peeing on her.


[BauerGriffinOnline, Splash News]