Blake Lively

Blake Lively

Blake Lively doing a photoshoot with Patrick Demarchelier in New York (5/7)

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Blake Lively is the perfect woman

Blake Lively can cook, too? I think I'm in love. From the New York Post:

Blake Lively is obsessed with cooking. Sources say she spent hours with hubby Ryan Reynolds at the St. Charles showroom in the Architects & Designers Building meticulously picking out every detail of the uber-expensive French La Cornue stove for their upstate country house. A witness told us, "Blake said she and her brothers will be fighting over who gets to use the stove," which can cost upward of $25,000. Our spy added, "She was lovely and hugged everyone in the showroom."

Wait, I need a minute, either my heart just fluttered for a few beats or the double chili-cheesedog I had for breakfast just came up on me a little bit. Just to be clear, Blake Lively looks like that, is super nice, AND she really loves to cook? Ryan Reynolds, I take back everything my idiot employees (who shall remain nameless) ever wrote about you last year. You, sir, are pimp-o-the-year material. Until Kate Beckinsale learns how to boil water, Blake will take over as the protagonist if my nocturnal emissions.

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Here's the latest installment of the hottest social media pics of the past month. That's Blake Lively looking just ridiculous in yoga pants, above. If you look closely at the picture, you can actually see a giant canyon. No, really, it's there. This isn't a practical joke.

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Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (10/11)

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 21

Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Victoria Justice signing copies of her new album VICTORiOUS at the Manchester Arndale Centre in England (pics start here)

Shakira shopping in Milan, Italy (pics start here)

Kat Von D and her boyfriend Deadmau5 at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving at her office in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Elisabetta Canalis arriving at Nobu restaurant in Milan, Italy (pics start here)

Tara Reid and Thomas Ian Nicholas leaving the Groucho Club in London (pics start here)

Heather Locklear arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Sophia Bush leaving a friend's house in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Lara Stone having lunch at a restaurant in London (pics start here)

Chelsea Clinton leaving her apartment in New York (pics start here)

Heidi Klum heading to the Frederic Fekkai Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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Blake Lively (and Ryan Reynolds) arriving in Venice, Italy (9/2)

After dating for around a year, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married Sunday night at Boone Hall Plantation in Mt. Pleasant, S.C. But don't worry, it hasn't been a working plantation since the 1800s. Having slaves work your wedding would be pretty damn racist. People has the details:

The reception took place in a white tent at the plantation on Sunday evening. Florence Welch (of Florence and the Machine), a good friend of the Gossip Girl star, performed three songs live, and there was also a deejay who spun tunes. PEOPLE also confirmed that a cake was being driven down from Virginia for the event. Lively's mother and sister were also spotted in town, and a source told PEOPLE that the two had dinner in Charleston with Bette Midler earlier in the weekend.

And Ryan Reynolds continues to do the exact opposite of what I would do if I looked like Ryan Reynolds. Screw marriage -- if I looked like Ryan, I'd go back to college for another degree. I'd start out at San Diego State. Then I'd transfer to Arizona State. And then Florida State. Catching the theme here, folks? Pussy.

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Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (8/10)

In an interview with In Style, Blake Lively claims that she'll never go nude in a film. Oh whatever, bitch. Quit pretending that you and Meryl Streep are on the same level and show us the goods. Via Contact Music:

Blake Lively will never do nude scenes. The Gossip Girl star insists she will never strip for an acting role because she finds on screen nakedness unnecessary and "distracting" to the plot.

In an interview with Style magazine, she said: "When I see nudity in movies, I am always distracted by it. I know that if I am watching a scene and someone has their boobs out, then that's all I'm looking at - I can't help it. I just don't think that will ever be right for me."

This is refreshing -- it's not every day that an actress admits that she has no artistic integrity whatsoever. Too bad Blake is just another generic pretty face in a town that gets busloads of 'em daily from the Midwest. In about five years we'll see how Blake's attitude towards showing the goodies holds when the rent's late and Cinemax wants her to star in the unrated spin-off of Gossip Girl, titled -- you guessed it: Gossip Girl on Girl. Aw yeah, baby.

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Blake Lively filming Gossip Girl in Midtown Manhattan (7/17)

The new season of Gossip Girl looks like it's gonna be really good. I really like the direction the producers are taking the show, which is focusing less on drama and more on Blake Lively's tits. Bravo, my friends.

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Blake Lively at the premiere of Savages at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood (6/25)

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Ryan Reynolds leaving a supermarket in Bedford, New York (6/14)

That's Ryan Reynolds (and his girlfriend Blake Lively, in the gallery) leaving a supermarket in Bedford, New York last weekend (Blake bought a house in the area). If you look carefully, you'll see some frozen pie crusts in his bag. Yes, frozen pie crusts. To recap, Ryan has gone from Hollywood to the suburbs, and no-strings-attached sex with hot 18-year-olds to baking some of the tastiest apple pie this side of your grammy's oven. Blake Lively's hot, but what the fuck? Even Martha Stewart thinks this guy's a pussy now. "Give me your lunch money, fag!"

*30 Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively pictures total in the gallery: