Billy Ray Cyrus
Tish Cyrus leaving her hotel in Miami (6/29)
Even though Billy Ray and she announced that they were divorcing last month, Tish Cyrus is still wearing her wedding ring (in Miami, above, over the weekend). "Oh yeah, I like being married to an extremely wealthy country music star and not lifting my ass to do a thing," Tish remembered.
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Miley Cyrus at the Myspace relaunch at The El Rey Theater in L.A. (6/12)
They tried it once before in 2010 -- because Tish got a little piece of Bret Michaels -- before reconciling, but now it's official: Miley Cyrus' parents Billy Ray and Tish are divorcing. The two had been married 19 years, so you know Billy Ray is gonna make an awesome song out of this. Their rep told ET:
"This is a personal matter and we are doing what is in the best interest of our family. We ask that you respect our privacy at this time. As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family. We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."Divorce can be really hard on kids, especially the younger ones with all the crazy thoughts going through their heads when their parents split up, so I just wanted to take a second to make something crystal clear to Miley's 13-year-old little sister Noah. This is all YOUR fault! Bad Noah! They were perfectly happy until you came along! You destroyed this family!
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3 achey love holes! No way!
Billy Ray Cyrus is pissed about the Miley Cyrus sex doll that was released last month. Oh great, now everyone's going to have one! The one he keeps stashed in his closet is practically worthless! From the Chicago Sun Times:
I’m hearing that Miley Cyrus’ father, Billy Ray Cyrus, is “crazy angry” about a blow-up sex doll — marketed as “Finally, Mylie!” According to a key member of Papa Cyrus’ team, the country crooner and key player in his daughter’s superstar career “went ballistic” when he heard about the doll — featuring a Miley look-alike on the box’s cover, and a promotional tagline about the doll’s, uh, “anatomy” that spoofs his famous “Achy Breaky Heart” hit.Sorry Billy Ray, but what did you expect? If you didn't want people desecrating your daughter's image, you never should have forced her into becoming a child star in the first place. He reminds me a lot of the executives over at Nickelodeon. They actually expect us NOT to beat off to their shows when all they do is play iCarly and Wizards of Waverly Place every other hour. What a bunch of weirdos.
Yes, legal action from the Cyrus clan is expected.
Tish Cyrus arriving at her lawyer's office in L.A. (10/27)
Turns out Tish Cyrus wasn't just cheating on Billy Ray with Bret Michaels. She's been blowing other guy's cider jugs for years -- *cue the banjo* -- From the Chicago Sun Times:
Sounds like the Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus divorce could get ugly. While Miley Cyrus' mom and Bret Michaels have firmly denied any romance, it appears that Tish Cyrus has had something of a roving eye in the past year or two. A friend of Tish Cyrus spilled some secrets Wednesday, calling her a "very neglected wife."Tish was feeling "neglected" by her husband? You've got to feel sorry for that poor woman. How horrible her life must have been filled with exotic vacations, palatial mansions, lavish shopping excursions, and luxury automobiles -- all of which she didn't have to lift a finger to acquire. I mean, can you really blame a trophy wife for cheating when her husband spends all day working . . . to provide her with the life that she's become accustomed to?
"Billy Ray has barely paid her any attention -- except when there were cameras around," added the Tish pal. "She really has felt abandoned by him on many occasions."
That sense of loneliness, according to the source, led Tish Cyrus to seek male companionship -- which reportedly even included one of the paparazzi who regularly follow Miley around, plus a family bodyguard and other Cyrus staff members.
"Billy Ray Cyrus is very cold. He's obsessed with business, making money and Miley's career, but not his marriage," Tish's friend said.
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Tish Cyrus cheated with Bret Michaels
Miley Cyrus' mom Tish won Rock of Love! Nah I'm totally kidding -- she was never actually on the show, just the qualifying rounds. From Us Weekly:
The reason Miley Cyrus' parents are splitting after 17 years of marriage: Mom Tish had an affair with rocker Bret Michaels (picture of the two together here). When Billy Ray learned of it - as well as at least one other fling - he filed for divorce Oct. 27, sources tell Us Weekly.
Michaels, 47, "became close to the entire family" this past February when he and Miley released the racy duet "Nothing to Lose," an insider tells Us Weekly. He and Tish, 43, soon began carrying on an on-the-sly romance, sources tell Us Weekly. Tish was seen at Michaels' Feb. 28 show at the Key Club in L.A., and he had once asked her production company’s help to adapt his book, Roses & Thorns, into a movie.
"Billy Ray was completely unaware of what was going on," the source says. "It was a professional relationship that turned into something more."
Obviously that hussy Tish didn't use protection during her romps with Bret. What other way could Billy Ray possibly find out about the affair other than the mysterious new burning sensation coming from his penis? She deserves to get dumped for being so stupid. Sleeping with Bret Michaels without a condom is like leaving a trail of bread crumbs back to your affair.
*18 Tish Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
*18 Tish Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Miley Cyrus' parents are divorcing
After 17 years of marriage, Miley Cyrus' parents Billy Ray and Tish just announced that they're divorcing . . . and it's all Miley's little sister Noah's fault. Bad! Bad kid! How could you do this to the family! You ruined everything! The couple said in a statement:
"As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family," they say in a statement. "We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."Oh man, this is reaaaaaaaaally bad news for Miley's parents. The only thing keeping Miley from acting on her natural slut impulses was the fact that she didn't come from a broken home. Now she does. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she's having sex with Rampage Jackson as I type this.
*6 Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus performing on Good Morning America in New York (4/8)
Even though Miley Cyrus has a new (still illegal btw) boyfriend, her dad Billy Ray is still concerned. Oh c'mon, what's the worst that could happen? Oh right, Jamie Lynn Spears. Forgot about that little harlot. From the Chicago Sun Times:
While Miley Cyrus seems very smitten with Liam Hemsworth, her new beau and co-star in the upcoming "The Last Song," word has it her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, has concerns.Billy Ray needs to understand that as the parent of a teenager, he won't have much control over who his daughter dates. However, if he wants to make sure that no guy derails Miley's career as a teenage pop star, all he has to do is keep her away from two types of men: backup dancers and 76-year-old Polish filmmakers.
At 18, the Aussie actor is closer in age to his 16-year-old girlfriend than was her 21-year-old ex, model and country singer Justin Gaston, but Billy Ray still is uneasy. A source close to the ''Hannah Montana'' star tells me the ''all-controlling'' Papa Cyrus is worried the young couple's relationship is ''going too far, too fast.''
All this has led to heated arguments between father and daughter ''and is causing a lot of conflict in the family,'' said the source.
Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus walking their dogs in Toluca Lake (4/20)
Is Billy Ray Cyrus to blame for his daughter Miley's breakup with her pervert boyfriend, Justin "Age is Nothing But a Number To Me" Gaston? I don't know. Why are you asking me? From the Chicago Sun Times:
Billy Ray was troubled by the nearly five-year age difference between his now-16-year-old daughter and Gaston, 20. The couple's now-confirmed split is bringing a smile to Papa Billy Ray's face -- and sources in Camp Cyrus tell me "he's thrilled that Miley finally sees things his way ... and is much happier Nick Jonas is now front 'n' center in Miley's affections," said a longtime "Hannah Montana" honcho.Despite what Billy Ray and my parole officer think, it's not necessarily better for Miley to date someone closer to her age -- young guys are stupid. Stupidity leads to pregnancy. Pregnancy kills careers. Older men know to wear condoms so they don't leave any "evidence" behind that the DA can prosecute them with . . . so I've heard . . . *nervous chuckle*
I understand that it was Billy Ray's constant pressure on his daughter that eventually made her see things about Justin that were problematic.
Mainly, even at her young age, Miley saw that the gulf in talent, success and prospects between her and Gaston "meant there wasn't much of a future here. ... But, also, despite the fact she's a superstar, Miley is only 16. Like all teenagers, she's bound to go through lots of boyfriends before she gets truly serious -- and that's the way it should be," added the source.
Miley and her dad aren't doing it
This week's "disturbing story about implied incest" is brought to you by Star magazine:
Teen queen Miley Cyrus doesn't like to hear comments insinuating there's something icky between her and her famous father. In her new memoir, Miles to Go, the actress/singer says that it bothers her when people suggest there's something inappropriate about her relationship with her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.C'mon people, this is outrageous. I've seen ridiculous before but this takes the cake. I mean, I don't even know how to respond to this. What do you say after reading something like that? . . . Miley Cyrus wrote her memoirs. Unbelievable.
"The media has said some stuff about my dad and me being too close and too cuddly for a father and a daughter," the 16-year-old star says in the book. "For me and my dad it's not weird at all."
She adds that she loves her father (who plays her reel-life dad on Hannah Montana) and "we don't let other people tell us what expressions we're supposed to have on our faces when we take a picture together!"
Buzz about their relationship began at the time of her now-famous Annie Leibovitz shoot for Vanity Fair. In addition to posing for some semi-nude photos, she was seen reclining against her father with his arm around her shoulder. (Source)