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Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus performing on Good Morning America in New York (4/8)

Even though Miley Cyrus has a new (still illegal btw) boyfriend, her dad Billy Ray is still concerned. Oh c'mon, what's the worst that could happen? Oh right, Jamie Lynn Spears. Forgot about that little harlot. From the Chicago Sun Times:

While Miley Cyrus seems very smitten with Liam Hemsworth, her new beau and co-star in the upcoming "The Last Song," word has it her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, has concerns.

At 18, the Aussie actor is closer in age to his 16-year-old girlfriend than was her 21-year-old ex, model and country singer Justin Gaston, but Billy Ray still is uneasy. A source close to the ''Hannah Montana'' star tells me the ''all-controlling'' Papa Cyrus is worried the young couple's relationship is ''going too far, too fast.''

All this has led to heated arguments between father and daughter ''and is causing a lot of conflict in the family,'' said the source.

Billy Ray needs to understand that as the parent of a teenager, he won't have much control over who his daughter dates. However, if he wants to make sure that no guy derails Miley's career as a teenage pop star, all he has to do is keep her away from two types of men: backup dancers and 76-year-old Polish filmmakers.

Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus walking their dogs in Toluca Lake (4/20)

Is Billy Ray Cyrus to blame for his daughter Miley's breakup with her pervert boyfriend, Justin "Age is Nothing But a Number To Me" Gaston? I don't know. Why are you asking me? From the Chicago Sun Times:

Billy Ray was troubled by the nearly five-year age difference between his now-16-year-old daughter and Gaston, 20. The couple's now-confirmed split is bringing a smile to Papa Billy Ray's face -- and sources in Camp Cyrus tell me "he's thrilled that Miley finally sees things his way ... and is much happier Nick Jonas is now front 'n' center in Miley's affections," said a longtime "Hannah Montana" honcho.

I understand that it was Billy Ray's constant pressure on his daughter that eventually made her see things about Justin that were problematic.

Mainly, even at her young age, Miley saw that the gulf in talent, success and prospects between her and Gaston "meant there wasn't much of a future here. ... But, also, despite the fact she's a superstar, Miley is only 16. Like all teenagers, she's bound to go through lots of boyfriends before she gets truly serious -- and that's the way it should be," added the source.

Despite what Billy Ray and my parole officer think, it's not necessarily better for Miley to date someone closer to her age -- young guys are stupid. Stupidity leads to pregnancy. Pregnancy kills careers. Older men know to wear condoms so they don't leave any "evidence" behind that the DA can prosecute them with . . . so I've heard . . . *nervous chuckle*

Miley and her dad aren't doing it

This week's "disturbing story about implied incest" is brought to you by Star magazine:

Teen queen Miley Cyrus doesn't like to hear comments insinuating there's something icky between her and her famous father. In her new memoir, Miles to Go, the actress/singer says that it bothers her when people suggest there's something inappropriate about her relationship with her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.

"The media has said some stuff about my dad and me being too close and too cuddly for a father and a daughter," the 16-year-old star says in the book. "For me and my dad it's not weird at all."

She adds that she loves her father (who plays her reel-life dad on Hannah Montana) and "we don't let other people tell us what expressions we're supposed to have on our faces when we take a picture together!"

Buzz about their relationship began at the time of her now-famous Annie Leibovitz shoot for Vanity Fair. In addition to posing for some semi-nude photos, she was seen reclining against her father with his arm around her shoulder. (Source)

C'mon people, this is outrageous. I've seen ridiculous before but this takes the cake. I mean, I don't even know how to respond to this. What do you say after reading something like that? . . . Miley Cyrus wrote her memoirs. Unbelievable.

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston in New York (11/26)

I hope you're sitting down for this news. Apparently Miley Cyrus' boyfriend Justin Gaston isn't dating her for her drop-dead gorgeous good looks and hot body. He's using her to boost his career as a model and singer. A source close to Justin said:

“He’s got more modeling jobs since he’s been with Miley and is telling people they’re writing songs together so her fans will get interested in his music. You start to think he’s in this for fame.”

And just to make this story a little bit creepier, apparently Billy Ray is also using Justin:

"After [Miley's] photo leaks, she needed someone discreet and Billy Ray thought this was perfect for her image. They talk up how he is a good Christian like her and he won’t overshadow her like someone like Nick Jonas might." (Source)

For those of you keeping score at home, Miley is being used to help the career of Justin who in turn is being used by Billy-Ray to help the career of Miley. Whores. All of them. And did I read that correctly or was Billy Ray's first choice to soften the image of his 15-year-old daughter a 20-year-old, sex-hungry underwear model who looks like he's 30? Pretty much the only worse person Miley could be dating right now is a member of the Hells Angels.

Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley to dump her boyfriend

It's about damn time Billy Ray Cyrus pulled his head out of his ass and realized his 15-year-old daughter is dating a 20-year-old, ex-underwear model. Sources tell the Chicago Sun Times that Billy Ray has been pressuring Miley to end her relationship with Justin Gaston:

''Miley is totally smitten by the guy and thinks her father is a total jerk because he doesn't want her to date Justin. ... Billy Ray, and a lot of other people close to Miley, think the guy is a total leech ... using Miley just to get ahead.''

All that talk really gets to Miley, who was heard saying her father better "get out of my business or else!'' (Source)

An Open Letter to Billy Ray Cyrus:

Dear Billy Ray,

You're too late. Being overprotective at this point is useless. Miley's already become a "real" woman now that she's learned to wash dishes speak only when spoken to fake an orgasm. You'll be happy to know that your soon-to-be son in law, although no longer an underwear model, has earned another (and some say more prestigious) title: Statutory Rapist. Good luck with the baby shower!

Sincerely,

Your friends at Celebslam

[Pacific Coast News]

Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Justin Gaston shopping in L.A. (11/3)

iley Cyrus admits on today's Tyra Banks Show that Disney was not the first employer to exploit her. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:

Miley Cyrus' first job was considerably less glamorous than her work on "Hannah Montana" -- the singer/actress used to clean toilets for a living. The 15-year-old star insists she has learned to appreciate her fame and fortune, because she started out at such a young age. And Cyrus' first taste of the world of work was during her time at a cleaning company.

She tells Tyra Banks, "I had one normal job and I actually liked it. I worked at this place called Sparkles Cleaning Service and I cleaned houses, I was like 11. I can clean toilet bowls." (Source)

I happened to find these doing random searches online . . . I swear:

The following regulations apply to all minors (ages 12 through 17) in California

• Local school districts do not have the authority to issue work permits for the entertainment industry. Special permits must be obtained directly from the office of the State Labor Commissioner.
• It is not legal for employers subject to FLSA to hire youth under the age of 14 by federal law.
• It is not legal for employers subject to FLSA to hire youth under the age of 14 regardless of similarity of appearance to Equus Caballus (scientific name for the standard domestic horse).

That last one really is there, it's called the "Tori Spelling Addendum."

Justin Gaston with Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus in Hollywood (10/26)

iley Cyrus' parents are privately worried that their 15-year-old daughter will end up pregnant like Jamie Lynn Spears. Both Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus were shocked when Miley recently admitted to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that, regarding her relationship with 20-year-old underwear model/child predator Justin Gaston, "our families are like, 'Whatever happens, happens.' "From Star magazine:

Star exclusively reported in March that Tish had a secret heart-to-heart talk with Lynne Spears during which Lynne said how she dealt with the problems caused by Jamie Lynn and Britney. And following a recent awkward moment when Billy Ray discovered Miley — who does not turn 16 until Nov. 23 — making out with Justin, her parents have raised the spectre of Jamie Lynn's fall from grace after she got pregnant last year.

"Tish and Billy Ray told Miley, one bad decision and she could forget the showbiz glamour — she'd have to be home feeding the baby, changing diapers and living the life of a teen mom," reveals an insider. (Source)

It must be hard to discipline your teen daughter when she's the breadwinner in the family. At this point Miley could probably have sex ON Billy Ray Cyrus and he won't be able to say or do a damn about it, unless it's to give Gaston tips on what turns her on (sugar cubes, in case you're wondering). I have two suggestions for Billy Ray: First, unless you want to get the Lynne Spears treatment, you'll shut your mouth and ride that gravy train for all it's worth. Second, stop calling yourself "Billy Ray." You're a grown man, for goodness' sakes. How about William, or Bill? Dumb-ass.

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston leaving Table 8 restaurant in West Hollywood (9/26)

iley Cyrus' dad Billy Ray is totally cool with his 15-year-old daughter dating 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston. At Miley's 6-week-early Sweet 16 party on Sunday, he told Fox:

"He is a great guy, a really talented guy," Billy Ray said of Gaston, adding that he is great company for his daughter. (Source)

In Billy Ray's defense, even though Miley's only 15, she has the net worth of 10,000 18-year-olds. And last time I checked, 18-year-olds can date whoever the hell they want. So, Mr. Prosecuter, you can take your statutory rape law and shove it.*

*you'd be surprised how often that line works

[Flynet]