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Kim Kardashian Justin Bieber in Elle

I learned two things in this article about Bill O'Reilly's disapproval of Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber's recent photoshoot for Elle: 1. Bill was into baseball and figure skating when he was 16, and 2. Bill definitely didn't lose his virginity before he was 16. I mean, 2 naturally follows 1, right? From Us Weekly:
Bill O'Reilly took aim Friday at Kardashian and Bieber, who recently posed together by the beach for an Elle magazine photo shoot. Joking that Kardashian is "42," (she's 29) and that Bieber, 16, "looks like Ringo Starr," the O'Reilly Factor host wondered if the The Graduate/"Mrs. Robinson" themed pics were appropriate.

O'Reilly, 60, claimed that he wasn't interested in sexy older women when he was Bieber's age. "I wanted to be a baseball player [when I was 16]," he said. "I didn't want to hang around with Kim Kardashian...I had a baseball bat and a bat and [a pair of] ice skates! That's what I was doing."

Suggesting a double standard at work, O'Reilly finally noted, "I will tell you this: If a 16-year-old girl was pictured with a 29-year-old man in any of that, he'd be in big trouble."
Bill O'Reilly needs to stop getting his panties in a bunch. If an older woman wants to hang out with a younger boy who looks like a lesbian, they should be allowed to do so in the privacy of a national publication. Dammit, isn't that the reason our grandpas kicked some Nazi ass back in World War II? And then banged all the hot ass in France while their pussy boyfriends stood cowering in a corner? Fuck yeah it is! USA! USA! USA!

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