A funny hat . . . I can barely contain myselfWho knew but apparently having five of your kids with you as you try to score some hot ass can be a bit of a handicap. From the
New York Post:
Murray was having a late dinner at Steak Frites in the Village Friday night around 11 with five of his six sons when he spied a hot Scarlett Johansson-look-alike sitting near the bar. Our spy said Murray, who was drinking hot tea all night, "walked over to the woman, tapped her on the shoulder and started chatting about the Michigan State vs. Kansas basketball game. When his kids got restless he counted his losses, shook her hand and left."
Did someone forget to tell me that March was "famous
old dudes hooking up with
hot young chicks month"? What happened to the good ol' days when an aging wealthy man would have the decency and self -respect to rent a whore off of craigslist? If this keeps up, next week I might find myself getting cockblocked at the local bar by Andy Rooney or someone even older and more disgusting . . . like Kathy Griffin. *shudders*
Bill Murray beats his wife
Bill Murray's wife of 10+ years, Jennifer, filed for divorce earlier this month in a Charleston County, South Carolina court. In the court filing, Murray's wife accuses the actor of adultery, drug abuse, abandonment, physical abuse, and I'm pretty sure that's all she could check. The Charleston Post and Courier (South Carolina's #1 Source for HOT Hollywood gossip) says:
According to the complaint, Jennifer Murray moved into a Sullivan's Island home in 2006 with the couple's four children due to her husband's "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment."It was at the Sullivan's Island home, according to the complaint, that Murray allegedly abused his wife in November 2007. The six-page court filing says Murray "hit his wife in the face and then told her she was 'lucky he didn't kill her.' "
The complaint alleges that Murray physically abused his wife on more than one occasion during the marriage. (Source)
I'd be surprised that a Saturday Night Live alum was into drugs, alcohol, and abusive behavior if the precedent hadn't been set by Jim Belushi, Chris Farley, and Phil Hartman. With those three as role models, I'm surprised Bill Murray's still breathing. But I guess if there's anyone that shouldn't be afraid of kicking the bucket, it's him. It's been said the Dalai Lama himself has assured Bill that on his deathbed, he'll receive "total consciousness." So he's got that goin' for him, which is nice.
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Bill Murray back in NYC after his short trip to the sun
Jesus Christ. Expired milk ages better than this guy.
NOTE: This pic reminds me of that time I lit a mannequin on fire at my local mall. About two hours later it was surrounded by paparazzi who'd mistaken it for Bill Murray. True story.
