Bill Murray

The ladies love Bill Murray

Even on one leg, Bill Murray still pulls more ass than the rest of us combined. Kill self? From RadarOnline:

Bill Murray didn’t let something like a bum knee slow him down. The actor, who was wearing a knee brace and using a crutch after injuring himself skiing, managed to rally at GoldBar’s Funday party at Sundance on Sunday night. Despite a wobbly walk, Murray even sashayed home with a hot blonde on his arm.

Sitting at a corner table with Enter The Void’s Paz de la Huerta, Murray quickly joined the crowd on the dance floor. “He couldn’t move very well because of his leg brace,” one fellow reveler told RadarOnline.com. “But he was shimmying as best as he could. Everyone wanted to dance by him and quickly his corner was packed with beautiful women and adoring male fans armed with cameras.”

Soon enough, Murray attracted the attention of one specific female who fell for the funnyman’s jokes. “She was very into him and he was enjoying her attention. He kept cracking her up and laughing himself,” the onlooker added. Dancing closely, the mystery blonde even wrapped her arms around Murray to pull him closer. Around 1 am the two quietly made their way out of the party together.

If you've ever wondered why so many people want to become famous, this article pretty much sums up the appeal. When you're a celebrity, even if you're in your 70s and crippled, hot chicks will still want to bang you. There are only two other types of people on Earth that have that kind of power when it comes to pulling young ass: billionaires and the clergy.

Bill Murray at the Opening Gala of the London Film Festival (10/14)

What a simmering piece of man meat . . . *playfully paws at screen* . . . I can't be the only definitely straight guy hoping a Bill Murray sex tape gets leaked to the internet, right? . . . *awkward silence* . . . Well then, let's just pretend you didn't hear that. Boy, how 'bout them Patriots? That Tom Brady sure does have an ass on him . . . aw god dammit.

A funny hat . . . I can barely contain myself

Who knew but apparently having five of your kids with you as you try to score some hot ass can be a bit of a handicap. From the New York Post:

Murray was having a late dinner at Steak Frites in the Village Friday night around 11 with five of his six sons when he spied a hot Scarlett Johansson-look-alike sitting near the bar. Our spy said Murray, who was drinking hot tea all night, "walked over to the woman, tapped her on the shoulder and started chatting about the Michigan State vs. Kansas basketball game. When his kids got restless he counted his losses, shook her hand and left."

Did someone forget to tell me that March was "famous old dudes hooking up with hot young chicks month"? What happened to the good ol' days when an aging wealthy man would have the decency and self -respect to rent a whore off of craigslist? If this keeps up, next week I might find myself getting cockblocked at the local bar by Andy Rooney or someone even older and more disgusting . . . like Kathy Griffin. *shudders*