
Bill Maher at LAX (1/2)
Bill Maher had a little difficulty getting through security Wednesday morning at LAX. And dressing. If I ever wore a shirt like that I would make fun of myself.

Steve Irwin's friend, animal expert Craig Franklin, is convinced the Crocodile Hunter died on a high after spending the last month of his life "making secret scientific breakthroughs about the life of his beloved crocodiles." Irwin joined Franklin in trapping and releasing saltwater crocodiles at the Lakefield National Park just before his death:
"He was truly in his element. He was in the Australian bush. He was surrounded by his wife and two children and he was helping make world-first discoveries about the animal he loved the most." Franklin reveals that at the end final four-week adventure in August Irwin told him, "This has been the best month of my life."
What kind of secret scientific breakthroughs can you make about crocodiles--or as I call them "nature's sexiest killing machine." Their life consists of laying around all day and occasionally killing delicious villagers that attempt to refill their water gourd in the river. Really not unlike a hungry Ruben Studdard on safari.
Note: In the spirit of Halloween, instead of posting an actual picture of Irwin, I'm posting this pic of Bill Maher as Irwin. If you don't find this the least bit funny (pretty much the entire Internet is feigning shock and outrage), you officially have no soul.