Bill Clinton


Angelina wanted Slick Willie

Before stealing Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie wanted to steal Bill Clinton from Hillary. And she also wanted Johnny Depp. And I guess any other famous person in a long-term, committed relationship. From the New York Post:
[Ian Halperin, author of the tell-all "Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie"] claimed that before meeting Pitt, Jolie had set her sights on two other married men: "She said she wanted to go after either Bill Clinton or Johnny Depp." No rep for Jolie could be reached.
It sounds like if you want to bang Angelina Jolie, you only need three things: kindness money, generosity fame, and integrity a marriage certificate. If Angelina thought Bill Clinton would be able to leave THIS for her, she's completely delusional. There's only one way Bill's getting himself out of that relationship: 50 vicodin taken at once.

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Bill Clinton and James Caan at the Michael Jordan Celebrity Golf Invitational in Paradise Island, Bahamas (1/25)

+ Janice Dickinson wants to do porn [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Miss America Katie Stam is Pretty Hot, I Guess [Egotastic!]
+ Ugly Betty is being canceled [Just Jared]
+ Paris Hilton is see through [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Oh shut the fuck up already [Dlisted]

+ Nice view [All Cosplay]
+ Nina Moric is butt naked, yet SFW [F-Listed]
+ Brazilian model dies particularly cruel death [Derek Hail]
+ Beach volleyball butts coming to a college near you [Attuworld]

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