Bikini Pics

Melissa Riso bikini pics! (Malibu - 5/23)

Model Melissa Riso really wants you to vote for her in the 2013 Maxim Hometown Hotties contest, and to prove her point, she put on a bikini and went to the beach in Malibu yesterday. I know what you're thinking: "She's smoking hot, but that tattoo is absolutely hideous." About that, Melissa told Maxim:

"I have a tattoo on my tummy. I choose to get it there because it is covering a 6 inch scar from when I almost died in a car accident."

Well now, don't you feel like a jerk.

*30 Melissa Riso bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Montana Fishburne in a bikini in Santa Monica (5/21)

+ In celebrity rape news . . . [The Superficial]

+ The creepiest places on earth [Linkiest]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow is better than everyone on earth [Celebuzz]
+ Sexy MMA ring girl Stephanie Ann Cook [Busted Coverage]
+ Paz de la Huerta is a mess [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Halle Berry is busty [Popoholic]
+ Emily DiDonato does Baywatch good! [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Hot, fit girls [Caveman Circus]
+ Top 5 best dressed at the Fast and Furious 6 premiere [moejackson]

+ Annnnnnnnnd here's Ke$ha drinking her own piss [Dlisted]
+ Demi Moore's boyfriend has an unusual penis [The Blemish]
+ Top 5 Angelina Jolie nude scenes (NSFW) [Celeb Jihad]
+ Beautiful, um, eyes [Double Viking]

*30 Montana Fishburne pictures total in the gallery:

Joanna Krupa bikini pics! (Miami - 5/20)

Flynet says that's model Joanna Krupa "wearing a pink bikini as she and fiance Romain Zago spend the afternoon in the pool with their new puppy." Next up for Joanna? Buying a new puppy because her old one couldn't swim. This story took a really dark turn.

*21 Joanna Krupa bikini pics total in the gallery:

Nikki Leigh bikini pics! (Santa Monica - 5/14)

Nikki Leigh was Playboy's Playmate of the Month last May, and earlier this week she was spotted doing a bikini photoshoot in Santa Monica. Bikini modeling you say? I'm shocked. I thought for sure she would go into medicine.

*30 Nikki Leigh bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Victoria Silvstedt in Beaulieu-sur-Mer, France (5/12)

Here's Victoria Silvstedt hanging out in Beaulieu-sur-Mer on the French Riviera on Sunday. Known for its fantastic marina, Beaulieu-sur-Mer is a beautiful seaside village in between Nice and Monaco. Victoria was actually supposed to be in Monaco, but changed her plans after rumor spread that there was a brown person hanging out near the waterfront. *ew*

*33 Victoria Silvstedt pictures total in the gallery:

Hayden Panettiere bikini pics! (Miami - 5/12)

OK, enough about Angelina Jolie's mastectomy, here's a much more uplifting story about breasts -- Hayden Panettiere's big ol' fake ones, specifically. On Sunday, they enjoyed a day at the beach in Miami with rumored fiance Wladimir Klitschko. Klitschko's not in the picture above because he's back in the ocean FIGHTING A SHARK WITH HIS BARE HANDS. I mean, right? That's what that freak likes to do in his spare time, right?

*32 Hayden Panettiere pictures total in the gallery:

Selena Gomez bikini pics! (Miami - 5/11)

The still-uncomfortably-youthful looking Selena Gomez was in Miami this weekend, and on Saturday she did a little sunbathing by the pool in a bikini. Hah, look at how the paparazzi waited for hours and managed to snap a picture with their telephoto lens of Selena at just the right angle to catch her with her crotch out as she was adjusting her legs. What a complete whore!

*33 Selena Gomez bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Supermodel Lily Aldridge in St. Barts (5/11)

+ Taylor Swift may actually be a satanist. Cool. [The Superficial]

+ Ana Beatriz Barros with another sexy reminder [Guyism]
+ Naya Rivera has a good beach body [Celebuzz]
+ Courtney Stodden upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Buffallo Bills cheerleader bikini calendar shoot [Busted Coverage]

+ Guess who James Franco is banging . . . [Dlisted]
+ Your 2013 Playmate of the Year [Linkiest]
+ Fred Savage is a fucking outlaw, man [Evil Beet]
+ Sexy Brian will ease you through Monday [Caveman Circus]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Heidi Klum ain't bad

*25 Lily Aldridge pictures total in the gallery:

Candice Swanepoel in St. Barts (5/11)

Candice Swanepoel doesn't really fit the, ahem, "demographic" of a woman who would wear a one piece swimsuit to the beach, but there she is on Saturday in St. Barts modeling one for Victoria's Secret. Oh good, maybe tomorrow she can model some football helmets for Riddell.

*35 Candice Swanepoel St. Barts pictures total in the gallery:

Edita Vilkeviciute bikini pics! (5/9)

Edita Vilkeviciute is a 24-year-old model from Lithuania, and yesterday she was in St. Barts doing a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret Swim. Edita has just 2,093 followers on Twitter, so if you're looking for an up-and-coming model to send creepy messages to that she'll probably read, she's your girl. I'll start:

@RealEditaV Your skin looks really soft

*33 Edita Vilkeviciute pictures total in the gallery: