Bikini Pics


Jasmine Tookes in Miami (10/26)

Here's Victoria's Secret model Jasmine Tookes in Miami earlier this week. Jasmine was born in Huntington Beach, but is of Brazilian, African, Caucasian and West Indian ancestry. She's basically like a really hot version of the UN, but with abs you can bounce a quarter off of. She's so attractive that even Honey Boo Boo's mom's boyfriend wants to fuck her, and he only fucks kids.

*30 Jasmine Tookes bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 1
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  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 1
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Kat Torres bikini pics! (Malibu - 10/25)

Here's Brazilian model Kat Torres joining the ever-growing list of models to promote 138 Water. Kat was rumored to be dating Leo DiCaprio last year, and I think we can see why. Hint: it's not because of her personality . . . wait, does "ability to have sex while standing" count as "personality."

*33 Kat Torres pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 1
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 2
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  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 1
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Colleen Shannon bikini pics! (Malibu - 10/20)

Here's Playmate Colleen Shannon doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu earlier this week. 138 is really onto something using all these models to promote their brand. I hardly ever jack off to Dasani anymore.

*30 Colleen Shannon bikini pictures bikini total in the gallery:

  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 1
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 2
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  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 1
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Nina Dobrev in a bikini on The Vampire Diaries

If you're not watching The Vampire Diaries, you probably should. Solely for the purpose of seeing the producers objectify the hell out of Nina Dobrev. Here's some stills from last Thursday night's episode Welcome to Paradise. The producers wanted name it No, Seriously Nina, Your Tits at the Lake are Vital to this Episodes Storyline, but they couldn't get it past the censors. Tune in to this Thursday's episode to see Nina eating a banana for ten minutes.

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*35 Nina Dobrev pictures total in the gallery:

  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 1
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 2
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 3
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  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 1
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Indian actress Vivica Mitra doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (10/16)

+ Hilaria Baldwin has reached maximum annoyingness [WWTDD]

+ Maryna Linchuk is naked (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Matthew McConaughey said some stupid shit about the Redskins [The Superficial]
+ Ashley Greene pokies in her new movie (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Russell Brand doesn't give a shit [ICYDK]

+ Girl kiss [Evil Beet]
+ Hi Eva Mendes' nipples (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Hooters girl working the braces [Double Viking]
+ Send this bitch to solitary [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Some chick named Paige

*15 Vivica Mitra pictures total in the gallery:

  • Vivica Mitra Bikini Pics 1
  • Vivica Mitra Bikini Pics 2
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Abigail Ratchford bikini pics!

Here's attractive model Abigail Ratchford doing a photoshoot in Beverly Hills yesterday. How in the hell has her swimsuit not snapped yet? That may be the strongest material on Earth. We should start building our tanks out of it. Sexiest. Tanks. Ever.

*33 Abigail Ratchford bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Abigail Ratchford Buge Hoobs 1
  • Abigail Ratchford Buge Hoobs 2
  • Abigail Ratchford Buge Hoobs 3
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  • Abigail Ratchford Buge Hoobs 1
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Bethenny Frankel in Miami (10/11)

Here's more of reality star Bethenny Frankel in a bikini over the weekend. She could technically be called "entrepreneur" since she sold her Skinnygirl brand of cocktails to Jim Beam for millions, but in truth, it's sorta hard to shake the "reality star" label once you've sold your soul to Bravo. It's kinda like being a serial killer. No one ever calls John Wayne Gacy a salesman . . . not that I'm equating a reality star with John Wayne Gacy. I'd much rather be alone in a room with John Wayne Gacy.

*30 Bethenny Frankel bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bethenny Frankel Leisure 1
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Olivia Culpo bikini pics!

Here's Nick Jonas' girlfriend and Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami on Saturday. I was gonna post pictures of a hotter chick in a bikini, but there isn't one on Earth. God damn. She is so beautiful that if you look up the word "Beautiful" in a dictionary, someone jacked off on that page because they were thinking of her. Wait a minute, I don't think that's how that joke goes . .

*20 Olivia Culpo bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Olivia Culpo Bikini Hottie 1
  • Olivia Culpo Bikini Hottie 2
  • Olivia Culpo Bikini Hottie 3
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Bethenny Frankel in a bikini (10/10)

Fresh off the judge in her divorce case telling her to stop wearing her 4-year-old daughter's clothing (seriously), here's reality-star-turned-talk-show-host-turned-fired Bethenny Frankel in Miami on Friday. Bethenny is gonna be a huge star . . . as soon as scientists figure out how women can live without heads. I'm not saying she's annoying, but I am saying that I'd rather listen to an audiotape of my own conception instead of her.

*30 Bethenny Frankel bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bethenny Frankel Blue Bikini Body 1
  • Bethenny Frankel Blue Bikini Body 2
  • Bethenny Frankel Blue Bikini Body 3
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  • Bethenny Frankel Blue Bikini Body 1
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Anais Zanotti bikini pics! (Miami Beach - 10/1)

Here's some pics of French model Anais Zanotti I never got around to posting last week. Stupid Sprint. I can never get service either.

*25 Anois Zanotti bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Anais Zanotti Bikini Babe 1
  • Anais Zanotti Bikini Babe 2
  • Anais Zanotti Bikini Babe 3
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  • Anais Zanotti Bikini Babe 1
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