Bikini Pics


FKA Twigs bikini pics!

Here's Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend, the bikini-clad FKA Twigs, in Miami earlier this week (I'm not sure that's actually her given name). While in town, FKA Twigs actually smiled, bathed, and didn't publicly humiliate him by making out with another man in a parking lot. Robert must be so happy -- it's everything he's ever wanted in a girlfriend, but has never been able to find.

*30 FKA Twigs bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • FKA Twigs Bikini 1
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 2
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 3
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 4
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 5
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 6
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 7
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  • FKA Twigs Bikini 11
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 12
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 13
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 14
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 15
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 1
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 2
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 3
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 4
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 5
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  • FKA Twigs Bikini 7
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  • FKA Twigs Bikini 9
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  • FKA Twigs Bikini 11
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 12
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 13
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 14
  • FKA Twigs Bikini 15

Sveva Alviti bikini pics!

Here's Italian actress and model Sveva Alviti in Miami earlier this week. A few years ago, Sveva was at a restaurant and sat right next to someone who ordered dessert. I know, right? It was a pretty close call.

*30 Sveva Alviti pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 1
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 2
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 3
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 4
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 5
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 6
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 7
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 8
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 9
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 10
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 11
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 12
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 13
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 14
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 15
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 1
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 2
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 3
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 4
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 5
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  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 8
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 9
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 10
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 11
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 12
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 13
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 14
  • Sveva Alviti Killer Bikini Body 15

Karrueche Tran bikini pics!

Here's Chris Brown's now ex-girlfriend, model Karrueche Tran, in Miami yesterday. In addition to dating Chris, Karrueche also enjoys fighting tigers, vacationing in Chernobyl, and taunting ISIS on twitter. Some say she's the bravest woman to ever walk the face of the Earth.

*30 Karrueche Tran bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 1
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 2
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 3
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 4
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 5
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  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 13
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 14
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 15
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 1
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 2
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 3
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 4
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 5
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 6
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 7
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 8
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 9
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 10
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 11
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 12
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  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 14
  • Karrueche Tran Bikini Bod 15

Nicky Hilton at the beach in Miami (12/7)

Can someone remind me which finishing school Nicky Hilton went to? Was it Switzerland's Institut Villa Pierrefeu or Institut Chateau Beau-Cedre? I always confuse the two -- LOL!

*20 Nicky Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Nicky Hilton Bikini Surprise 1
  • Nicky Hilton Bikini Surprise 2
  • Nicky Hilton Bikini Surprise 3
  • Nicky Hilton Bikini Surprise 4
  • Nicky Hilton Bikini Surprise 5
  • Nicky Hilton Bikini Surprise 6
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  • Nicky Hilton Bikini Surprise 19
  • Nicky Hilton Bikini Surprise 20

Whitney Port bikini pics! (Miami - 12/7)

I don't know how she pulled it off, but Whitney Port went from awkward and lanky to hot as hell. I'd even argue that she's one of the better looking celebrities in a bikini now. This is so confusing. It'd be like if Jonah Hill started dunking. "Dude, did you see Jonah at Rucker Park yesterday?"

*30 Whitney Port bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 1
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 2
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 3
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 4
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 5
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 6
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 7
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 8
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 9
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 10
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 11
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 12
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 13
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 14
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 15
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 1
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 2
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 3
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 4
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 5
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 6
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 7
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  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 9
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  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 11
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 12
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 13
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 14
  • Whitney Port Bikini Bod 15

Olivia Wilde bikini pics! (Maui - 12/9)

Here's Olivia Wilde looking ridiculous in a bikini in Maui yesterday. Olivia allegedly had a kid in April, but obviously that's not true. Oh hey look, I can use my housekeeper as a surrogate and say I had a kid, too! This game is fun! Lying bitch . . .

*30 Olivia Wilde bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 1
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 2
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 3
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 4
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 5
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 6
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 7
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 8
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 9
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 10
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 11
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 12
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 13
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 14
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 15
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 1
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 2
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 3
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 4
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 5
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  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 11
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 12
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 13
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 14
  • Olivia Wilde Bikini Maui Hawaii 15

Eva Longoria bikini pics! (Miami - 12/6)

Here's Eva Longoria on vacation in Miami on Saturday. Dammit, I was gonna do this really long, thought-provoking post on post-modern race relations in the United Sates, but then Eva's ass had to go and eat her bikini. Had to post the pics. Forced my hand.

*30 Eva Longoria bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 1
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 2
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 3
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 4
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 5
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 6
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 7
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 8
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  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 11
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  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 15
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 1
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 2
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 3
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 4
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 5
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 6
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 7
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 8
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 9
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 10
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 11
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 12
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 13
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 14
  • Eva Longoria Bikini Buns 15

Whitney Port bikini pics!

Here's reality star Whitney Port looking surprisingly awesome in a bikini in Miami yesterday. Flynet calls her a "fashion designer," but we all know she used to star on The Hills and The City. I don't care if you designed a shirt one time -- once a reality star, always a reality star. You can't wash that stink off. It's like calling Charles Manson a poet because he rhymed the word grab and stab in his threats to kill you.

*39 Whitney Port pictures total in the gallery:

  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 1
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 2
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 3
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 4
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 5
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 6
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 7
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 8
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 9
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 10
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 11
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 12
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 13
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 14
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 15
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  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 17
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 18
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 19
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 20
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 1
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 2
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 3
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 4
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 5
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 6
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 7
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 8
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 9
  • Whitney Port Smoking Bikini Body 10

Zoe Kravitz in Miami (12/3)

Here's Lenny Kravitz's daughter Zoe Kravitz at the beach in Miami yesterday. You know what, yup, that's exactly what I'd expect someone like Lenny Kravitz's daughter to look like. For example, she does not look like the daughter of Steve Buscemi.

*30 Zoe Kravitz pictures total in the gallery:

  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 1
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 2
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 3
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 4
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 5
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 6
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 7
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 8
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 9
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 10
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 11
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 12
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 13
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 14
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 15
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 1
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 2
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 3
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 4
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 5
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  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 8
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 9
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  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 11
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 12
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 13
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 14
  • Zoe Kravitz Bikini Bod 15

Tara Reid, um, in a bikini

That's Tara Reid's idea of a sexy bikini picture. She instagrammed it on Friday while visiting her parents' house in Palm Springs for Thanksgiving. Presumably, in a state of confusion, her dad sprayed her with a hose shortly after this pic was taken. "Get off my damn property, you meth head! There's nothing of value for you here!"

*5 Tara Reid bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tara Reid Cringe Worthy Bikini 1
  • Tara Reid Cringe Worthy Bikini 2
  • Tara Reid Cringe Worthy Bikini 3
  • Tara Reid Cringe Worthy Bikini 4
  • Tara Reid Cringe Worthy Bikini 5

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