Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami (12/7)
Here's Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini in Miami over the weekend, because it's the only damn place in the United States that isn't freezing right now. It got so damn cold yesterday here in San Diego that I had to put on a light sweater. This is fucking madness!
*15 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:
Claudia Romani in Miami (12/4)
+ Arlenis Sosa looking stunning in lingerie [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Ridiculous Sarah Harding upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Rose McGowan gets topless [The Blemish]
+ Is Jackie Guerrido the hottest weather girl? [Guyism]
+ The 15 hottest photos of girls in yoga pants this week [Brobible]
+ Amanda Bynes is going to school now [Socialite Life]
+ Apparently Jennifer Lopez is a great mother [Evil Beet]
+ Trouble in Anistonland [Cele|bitchy]
+ Blue hair? How edgy. [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Sexy French model Jessi M'Bengue in a bikini
*20 Claudia Romani pictures total in the gallery:
Beyonce is annoying
Beyonce just uploaded some pictures of her recent vacation to Jamaica to Tumblr, and they're every bit as ostentatious as anything you'd expect from Beyonce. There's private jets, and private yachts, and private villas, and Hummers instead of taxis, and basically anything you do on vacation, Beyonce's doing that 10x better. Even her pictures are better. Why pose in a bikini when you can pose like a fucking spaz in a bikini?
*24 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:
Alexis Rupp bikini pics (Miami - 12/3)
Flynet says that's Miss South Dakota 2013 Alexis Rupp in Miami yesterday, but it turns out that it's actually Miss Teen South Dakota 2013. So, yeah, I had to delete everything I had written. Dammit.
UPDATE: Turns out she's the best kind of teen: eight-teen. Aw yeah, baby. If you'll pardon me, I'm gonna go beat off to fantasies of her voting and buying cigarettes.
*30 Alexis Rupp pictures total in the gallery:
Nina Agdal and Max George in Barbados (11/29)
Here's British boy bander/pop star Max George -- who used to date Lindsay Lohan -- and super hot bikini model Nina Agdal -- who used to date Adam Levine -- in Barbados over the weekend. How funny would it be if Adam Levine started dating Lindsay Loh--waita minute . . . um . . . how funny would it be if Adam Levine is served by Lindsay Lohan the next time he goes to Red Lobster? Much better. That actually has a chance at happening.
*20 Max George and Nina Agdal pictures total in the gallery:
Cara Santana and Jesse Metcalfe in Cancun, Mexico (11/29)
I know what you're thinking: wait a minute, isn't that Jillian from Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta!? As if I even have to confirm that, but yes, yes it is. She'll probably have to move hotels now that everyone knows she's there. Maybe even wear a disguise so no one recognizes her. She should dress up as Paris Hilton.
*30 pictures total in the gallery:
Diane Kruger bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - 11/26)
Here's Diane Kruger on vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico -- aka the best vacation destination in the world. Anything goes in Mexico, man. Diane hunted a homeless guy for sport yesterday. No big deal.
*30 Diane Kruger pictures total in the gallery:
Candice Swanepoel bikini pics! (St. Barts - 11/23)
Here's more of Candice Swanepoel modeling the newest Victoria's Secret bikinis for a photoshoot in St. Barts over the weekend. Ah yes, the famous "stand at an angle with your arms over your head" bikini pose. I've never actually seen anyone do that at the beach. A more accurate pose would be shaking out the sand that just got all over your towel because fuck the beach.
*25 Candice Swanepoel pictures total in the gallery: