That body has produced two children
Here's Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba's ass, and a strategically-placed bottle of Zico coconut water in Thailand yesterday. 138 Water used models no one's ever heard of, while Zico uses one of the most famous asses on Earth. Zico: Our executives went to college!
*10 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:
Taylor Swift bikini pics!
Taylor Swift is currently vacationing in Hawaii with the girl group Haim, and . . . wait a minute . . . Taylor Swift looks god damn amazing in a bikini. Why does this chick not wear one 24/7? Tall, blonde, and a ridiculous bikini body. It's a minor miracle Leo DiCaprio hasn't had a song written about him yet.
*10 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:
Paulina Vega in a bikini
Miss Colombia Paulina Vega was crowned Miss Universe 2014 last night. The 22-year-old beauty narrowly beat out Miss USA Nia Sanchez, but really, there's no losers in this competition. Vega is actually from the same hometown as Sofia Vergara -- Barranquilla, Colombia. They should totally kiss.
When asked to comment on her new crown, Vega was unable to do so because she had John Mayer's dick in her mouth. He works that fast.
*35 Paulina Vega pictures total in the gallery:
Amber Rose bikini pics! (Miami - 1/18)
Here's model Amber Rose in Miami over the weekend. Amber used to date Kanye West back in the day, and then married Wiz Khalifa before divorcing last year. Her only known discernible talents seems to be gigantic boobs and a big ass. She's basically Kim Kardashian without E!.
*30 Amber Rose bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Australian Kristina Sofia in a bikini in Miami (1/3)
+ The Jamie Lynn Spears pulls a knife video [WWTDD]
+ Alessandra Ambrosio has a flat ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Brian Williams watched his daughter get her ass eaten [The Superficial]
+ Bai Ling nipple peek (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Amal Clooney > Kathy Griffin [ICYDK]
+ Kylie Jenner is full of shit [Evil Beet]
+ Lucy Pinder is topless (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Here kitty kitty [Double Viking]
+ Usher is getting hitched [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Jessica Lowndes bikini hotness
*30 pictures total in the gallery:
Victoria Silvstedt paddleboarding off Flamands Beach in St. Barts (1/10)
Here's Victoria Silvstedt paddleboarding in St. Barts over the weekend. I know what you're thinking: "Aren't you supposed to stand up on a paddleboard." Yes, but when you stand up, old rich white guys can't see your crotch. And old rich white guys love to buy hot blonde sluts presents. I think Victoria has this figured right out, thank you very much.
*30 Victoria Silvstedt pictures total in the gallery: