Bella Thorne bikini pics!
If the camera adds ten pounds, Bella Thorne weighs what? 80 pounds? God damn. You could fit four Bella Thornes inside one Jonah Hill and still have room for a Nicole Richie. Trust me. I did the math.
*42 Bella Thorne bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Abigail Ratchford doing a photoshoot at a private estate in Beverly Hills (11/9)
Here's attractive model Abigail Ratchford doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Beverly Hills. I don't normally post pictures from these advertising shoots, but my hand was forced. Because boobs. Gets me every time. I'm like a puppy against a lion. I'm powerless.
*16 Abigail Ratchford bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics! (11/8)
Here's Alessandra Ambrosio finally back in a bikini in Malibu over the weekend. There was a two-day stretch back in October where she actually had to do some work, sign some documents, make some phone calls, etc. Thank god that's over and she can get back to doing what's important in life: absolutely nothing. But hey, at least she looks good doing it.
*38 Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Sveva Alviti bikini pics! (Miami - 11/1)
Here's Italian model Sveva Alviti at the beach in Miami over the weekend. Sveva is famous for having a really nice body and . . . that's pretty much it. I don't even know if she can read. But if she can, good for her. I already respect her more than Kim Kardashian.
*30 Sveva Alviti bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Jasmine Tookes in Miami (10/26)
Here's Victoria's Secret model Jasmine Tookes in Miami earlier this week. Jasmine was born in Huntington Beach, but is of Brazilian, African, Caucasian and West Indian ancestry. She's basically like a really hot version of the UN, but with abs you can bounce a quarter off of. She's so attractive that even Honey Boo Boo's mom's boyfriend wants to fuck her, and he only fucks kids.
*30 Jasmine Tookes bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kat Torres bikini pics! (Malibu - 10/25)
Here's Brazilian model Kat Torres joining the ever-growing list of models to promote 138 Water. Kat was rumored to be dating Leo DiCaprio last year, and I think we can see why. Hint: it's not because of her personality . . . wait, does "ability to have sex while standing" count as "personality."
*33 Kat Torres pictures total in the gallery:
Colleen Shannon bikini pics! (Malibu - 10/20)
Here's Playmate Colleen Shannon doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu earlier this week. 138 is really onto something using all these models to promote their brand. I hardly ever jack off to Dasani anymore.
*30 Colleen Shannon bikini pictures bikini total in the gallery:
Nina Dobrev in a bikini on The Vampire Diaries
If you're not watching The Vampire Diaries, you probably should. Solely for the purpose of seeing the producers objectify the hell out of Nina Dobrev. Here's some stills from last Thursday night's episode Welcome to Paradise. The producers wanted name it No, Seriously Nina, Your Tits at the Lake are Vital to this Episodes Storyline, but they couldn't get it past the censors. Tune in to this Thursday's episode to see Nina eating a banana for ten minutes.
*35 Nina Dobrev pictures total in the gallery:
Indian actress Vivica Mitra doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (10/16)
+ Hilaria Baldwin has reached maximum annoyingness [WWTDD]
+ Maryna Linchuk is naked (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Matthew McConaughey said some stupid shit about the Redskins [The Superficial]
+ Ashley Greene pokies in her new movie (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Russell Brand doesn't give a shit [ICYDK]
+ Girl kiss [Evil Beet]
+ Hi Eva Mendes' nipples (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Hooters girl working the braces [Double Viking]
+ Send this bitch to solitary [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Some chick named Paige
*15 Vivica Mitra pictures total in the gallery:
Abigail Ratchford bikini pics!
Here's attractive model Abigail Ratchford doing a photoshoot in Beverly Hills yesterday. How in the hell has her swimsuit not snapped yet? That may be the strongest material on Earth. We should start building our tanks out of it. Sexiest. Tanks. Ever.
*33 Abigail Ratchford bikini pictures total in the gallery: