Bikini Pics


Katy Perry on a yacht in Sydney Harbour (11/23)

Was going to post these Katy Perry bikini pics earlier this week, but figured I'd save them for the extended Thanksgiving break post. Figured it was the least I could do for the Pilgrims after so many of them fought and died for our freedom at places like Iwo Jima, Da Nang, and Antietam. Errr, something like that. See ya' on Monday!

*71 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 1
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 2
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 3
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 4
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 5
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 6
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 7
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 8
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 9
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 10
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 1
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 2
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 3
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 4
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 5
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 1
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 2
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 1
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 2
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 3
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 1
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 2
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 3
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 4
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 5
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 6
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 7
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 8
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 9
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 10
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 11
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 12
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 13
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 14
  • Katy Perry Aussie Bikini 15

Ana Braga in Miami (11/24)

Here's Brazilian Barbie Ana Braga in Miami yesterday. "Brazilian Barbie" isn't her official nickname, but I'll be damned if she doesn't look like one . . . or at least her slutty sister Trixie. "Barbie, I need to borrow the Malibu beach house for the night. I met African American Ken doll at the bar, and he's looking to get laid."

*30 Ana Braga bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 1
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 2
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 3
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 4
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 5
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 6
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 7
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 8
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 9
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 10
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 11
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 12
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 13
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 14
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 15
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 1
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 2
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 3
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 4
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 5
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 6
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 7
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 8
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 9
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 10
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 11
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 12
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 13
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 14
  • Ana Braga Boobs Show 15

Bella Thorne bikini pics!

If the camera adds ten pounds, Bella Thorne weighs what? 80 pounds? God damn. You could fit four Bella Thornes inside one Jonah Hill and still have room for a Nicole Richie. Trust me. I did the math.

*42 Bella Thorne bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 1
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 2
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 3
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 4
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 5
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 6
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 7
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 8
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 9
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 10
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 11
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 12
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 13
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 14
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 15
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 1
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 2
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 3
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 4
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 5
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 6
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 7
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 8
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 9
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 10
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 11
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 12
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 13
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 14
  • Bella Thorne Bikini Body 15

Abigail Ratchford doing a photoshoot at a private estate in Beverly Hills (11/9)

Here's attractive model Abigail Ratchford doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Beverly Hills. I don't normally post pictures from these advertising shoots, but my hand was forced. Because boobs. Gets me every time. I'm like a puppy against a lion. I'm powerless.

*16 Abigail Ratchford bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 1
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 2
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 3
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 4
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 5
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 6
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 7
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 8
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 9
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 10
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 11
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 12
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 13
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 14
  • Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures 15

Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics! (11/8)

Here's Alessandra Ambrosio finally back in a bikini in Malibu over the weekend. There was a two-day stretch back in October where she actually had to do some work, sign some documents, make some phone calls, etc. Thank god that's over and she can get back to doing what's important in life: absolutely nothing. But hey, at least she looks good doing it.

*38 Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 1
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 2
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 3
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 4
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 5
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 6
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 7
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 8
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 9
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 10
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 11
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 12
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 13
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 14
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 15
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 1
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 2
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 3
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 4
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 5
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 6
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 7
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 8
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 9
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 10
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 11
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 12
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 13
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 14
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Day 15

Sveva Alviti bikini pics! (Miami - 11/1)

Here's Italian model Sveva Alviti at the beach in Miami over the weekend. Sveva is famous for having a really nice body and . . . that's pretty much it. I don't even know if she can read. But if she can, good for her.  I already respect her more than Kim Kardashian.

*30 Sveva Alviti bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 1
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 2
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 3
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 4
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 5
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 6
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 7
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 8
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 9
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 10
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 11
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 12
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 13
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 14
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 15
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 1
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 2
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 3
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 4
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 5
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 6
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 7
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 8
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 9
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 10
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 11
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 12
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 13
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 14
  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Model 15

Jasmine Tookes in Miami (10/26)

Here's Victoria's Secret model Jasmine Tookes in Miami earlier this week. Jasmine was born in Huntington Beach, but is of Brazilian, African, Caucasian and West Indian ancestry. She's basically like a really hot version of the UN, but with abs you can bounce a quarter off of. She's so attractive that even Honey Boo Boo's mom's boyfriend wants to fuck her, and he only fucks kids.

*30 Jasmine Tookes bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 1
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 2
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 3
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 4
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 5
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 6
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 7
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 8
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 9
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 10
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 11
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 12
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 13
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 14
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 15
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 1
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 2
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 3
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 4
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 5
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 6
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 7
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 8
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 9
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 10
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 11
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 12
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 13
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 14
  • Jasmine Tookes Bikini Bombshell 15

Kat Torres bikini pics! (Malibu - 10/25)

Here's Brazilian model Kat Torres joining the ever-growing list of models to promote 138 Water. Kat was rumored to be dating Leo DiCaprio last year, and I think we can see why. Hint: it's not because of her personality . . . wait, does "ability to have sex while standing" count as "personality."

*33 Kat Torres pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 1
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 2
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 3
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 4
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 5
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 6
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 7
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 8
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 9
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 10
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 11
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 12
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 13
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 14
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 15
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 1
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 2
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 3
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 4
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 5
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 6
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 7
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 8
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 9
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 10
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 11
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 12
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 13
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 14
  • Kat Torres Skinny Bikini Body 15

Colleen Shannon bikini pics! (Malibu - 10/20)

Here's Playmate Colleen Shannon doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu earlier this week. 138 is really onto something using all these models to promote their brand. I hardly ever jack off to Dasani anymore.

*30 Colleen Shannon bikini pictures bikini total in the gallery:

  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 1
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 2
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 3
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 4
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 5
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 6
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 7
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 8
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 9
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 10
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 11
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 12
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 13
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 14
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 15
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 1
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 2
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 3
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 4
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 5
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 6
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 7
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 8
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 9
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 10
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 11
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 12
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 13
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 14
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Phootshoot 15

Nina Dobrev in a bikini on The Vampire Diaries

If you're not watching The Vampire Diaries, you probably should. Solely for the purpose of seeing the producers objectify the hell out of Nina Dobrev. Here's some stills from last Thursday night's episode Welcome to Paradise. The producers wanted name it No, Seriously Nina, Your Tits at the Lake are Vital to this Episodes Storyline, but they couldn't get it past the censors. Tune in to this Thursday's episode to see Nina eating a banana for ten minutes.

Nina-Dobrev-Vampire-Bikini.jpg

*35 Nina Dobrev pictures total in the gallery:

  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 1
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 2
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 3
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 4
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 5
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 6
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 7
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 8
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 9
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 10
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 11
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 12
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 13
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 14
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 15
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 1
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 2
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 3
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 4
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 5
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 6
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 7
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 8
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 9
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 10
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 11
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 12
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 13
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 14
  • Nina Dobrev Vampire Bikini 15

Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: