FKA Twigs bikini pics!
Here's Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend, the bikini-clad FKA Twigs, in Miami earlier this week (I'm not sure that's actually her given name). While in town, FKA Twigs actually smiled, bathed, and didn't publicly humiliate him by making out with another man in a parking lot. Robert must be so happy -- it's everything he's ever wanted in a girlfriend, but has never been able to find.
*30 FKA Twigs bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Karrueche Tran bikini pics!
Here's Chris Brown's now ex-girlfriend, model Karrueche Tran, in Miami yesterday. In addition to dating Chris, Karrueche also enjoys fighting tigers, vacationing in Chernobyl, and taunting ISIS on twitter. Some say she's the bravest woman to ever walk the face of the Earth.
*30 Karrueche Tran bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Whitney Port bikini pics! (Miami - 12/7)
I don't know how she pulled it off, but Whitney Port went from awkward and lanky to hot as hell. I'd even argue that she's one of the better looking celebrities in a bikini now. This is so confusing. It'd be like if Jonah Hill started dunking. "Dude, did you see Jonah at Rucker Park yesterday?"
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Olivia Wilde bikini pics! (Maui - 12/9)
Here's Olivia Wilde looking ridiculous in a bikini in Maui yesterday. Olivia allegedly had a kid in April, but obviously that's not true. Oh hey look, I can use my housekeeper as a surrogate and say I had a kid, too! This game is fun! Lying bitch . . .
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Eva Longoria bikini pics! (Miami - 12/6)
Here's Eva Longoria on vacation in Miami on Saturday. Dammit, I was gonna do this really long, thought-provoking post on post-modern race relations in the United Sates, but then Eva's ass had to go and eat her bikini. Had to post the pics. Forced my hand.
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Whitney Port bikini pics!
Here's reality star Whitney Port looking surprisingly awesome in a bikini in Miami yesterday. Flynet calls her a "fashion designer," but we all know she used to star on The Hills and The City. I don't care if you designed a shirt one time -- once a reality star, always a reality star. You can't wash that stink off. It's like calling Charles Manson a poet because he rhymed the word grab and stab in his threats to kill you.
*39 Whitney Port pictures total in the gallery:
Zoe Kravitz in Miami (12/3)
Here's Lenny Kravitz's daughter Zoe Kravitz at the beach in Miami yesterday. You know what, yup, that's exactly what I'd expect someone like Lenny Kravitz's daughter to look like. For example, she does not look like the daughter of Steve Buscemi.
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Tara Reid, um, in a bikini
That's Tara Reid's idea of a sexy bikini picture. She instagrammed it on Friday while visiting her parents' house in Palm Springs for Thanksgiving. Presumably, in a state of confusion, her dad sprayed her with a hose shortly after this pic was taken. "Get off my damn property, you meth head! There's nothing of value for you here!"
*5 Tara Reid bikini pictures total in the gallery: