Alina Baikova bikini pics! (Miami - 3/28)
That's Ukrainian model Alina Baikova in Miami on Saturday. I know what you're wondering, and, yes, the guy in the upper right is now a registered sex offender. Sometimes a split second is all it takes to change the entire course of your life.
*35 Alina Baikova bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Ashlee Simpson bikini pics!
Here's Ashlee Simpson and her pregnancy-ravaged body on vacation in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend. This kid isn't even born yet and he's already on vacation. What a lazy little shit. I he wants to succeed in life, he's gonna have to work harder than this.
*30 Ashlee Simpson pictures total in the gallery:
Claudia Jordan bikini pics! (Miami - 3/22)
Here's Deal or No Deal model, Price is Right model, Celebrity Apprentice star, and The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Claudia Jordan looking awesome in Miami earlier this week. Basically if it airs on TV and has no redeeming value, she's appeared on it. If it was still the late '80s/early '90s, she definitely would have been on Teen Mom. And if it was still the late 1600s in New England, she definitely would have been a cover model for Exposed Ankles Illustrated. Slut.
*35 Claudia Jordan bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Selena Gomez's selfie bikini
Here's Selena Gomez, via Instagram, with some deep thoughts at the beach yesterday. She said:
Remembering how precious every day isShe meant:
Mondays don't suck when you're young, hot, and rich #9to5jobLOL #checkoutmytitsI love when celebrities get all philosophical, but really it's just an excuse to post a bikini selfie.
*2 Selena Gomez bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Julia Pereira bikini pics! (Miami - 3/21)
Here's attractive Brazilian model Julia Pereira at the beach over the weekend in Miami. I know, right? An attractive Brazilian. I wouldn't be surprised if this hits the front page of every major newspaper still in existence. So . . . . 7 of them.
*25 Julia Pereira bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Uma Thurman bikini pics! (St. Barts - 3/20)
Here's Uma Thurman in a bikini in St. Barts over the weekend. So jealous. I was supposed to meet her there, but then I remembered that I'm crippled with debt. Thanks, college! Oh well, at least I know the difference between loose and lose, and their, there, and they're. Totally worth it.
*30 Uma Thurman pictures total in the gallery:
Rachel Hilbert in a bikini (3/16)
Here's the face of Victoria's Secret PINK, the 20-year-old Rachel Hilbert, in Miami earlier this week. She actually just turned 20 on Saturday. Five more years until she gets cheaper car insurance, baby!
Damn, I'm old.
*30 Rachel Hilbert bikini pictures total in the gallery: