Bikini Pics


Maria Menounos bikini pics!

One more Maria Menounos post before we call it a day. After losing a bet with Extra correspondent and Giants' fan AJ Calloway, Patriots' fan Maria had to don a Giants' bikini today in Times Square. And then Tom Brady threw her a pass and she dropped it. "FUCKING STUPID CUNT!!!" Gisele was overheard saying.

*16 Maria Menounos bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 1
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 2
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 3
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 4
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 5
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 6
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 7
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 8
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 9
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 10
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 11
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 12
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 13
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 14
  • Maria Menounos Giants Bikini 15

Gillian Zinser bikini pics! (Malibu - 2/2)

Gillian Zinser has starred on 90210 since 2009, and yesterday she was spotted at the beach in Malibu, possibly wearing a stolen bikini. Interesting that she hasn't issued a statement yet denying my claim. What are you trying to hide, Gillian?

*15 Gillian Zinser bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 1
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 2
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 3
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 4
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 5
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 6
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 7
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 8
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 9
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 10
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 11
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 12
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 13
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 14
  • Gillian Zinser Beach Bikini 15

Karina Smirnoff bikini pics!

Karina Smirnoff won the last season of Dancing with the Stars (with her celebrity partner J.R. Martinez), and yesterday she was in Hawaii promoting her "DanceFIT-KS exercise routine" at the Kauai Marriott Resort & Beach Club. I don't know what "DanceFIT-KS" actually is, but I'm assuming it has something to do with worrying about your cock falling out while you do an upbeat version of the Tango. Seriously, there is no way you're convincing me that that thing doesn't have a cock.

*35 Karina Smirnoff pics total in the gallery:

  • Karina Smirnoff Hawaii 1
  • Karina Smirnoff Hawaii 2
  • Karina Smirnoff Hawaii 3
  • Karina Smirnoff Hawaii 4
  • Karina Smirnoff Hawaii 5
  • Karina Smirnoff Hawaii 6
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  • Karina Smirnoff Hawaii 28
  • Karina Smirnoff Hawaii 29
  • Karina Smirnoff Hawaii 30

Candice Swanepoel bikini pics! (St. Barts - 1/31)

South African model Candice Swanepoel spent the weekend doing a bikini photoshoot for Victoria's Secret (see here and here), and when they finally gave her a day off yesterday, she put on another bikini and went back to the beach. Because she's hot as hell -- why wouldn't she do that? I totally get it. Even on my days off, I still spend all my time breaking powerlifting records.

*10 Candice Swanepoel bikini pics total in the gallery:

  • Candice Swanepoel Beach Fun 1
  • Candice Swanepoel Beach Fun 2
  • Candice Swanepoel Beach Fun 3
  • Candice Swanepoel Beach Fun 4
  • Candice Swanepoel Beach Fun 5
  • Candice Swanepoel Beach Fun 6
  • Candice Swanepoel Beach Fun 7
  • Candice Swanepoel Beach Fun 8
  • Candice Swanepoel Beach Fun 9
  • Candice Swanepoel Beach Fun 10

Candice Swanepoel at a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts (1/28)

Here's more from Candice Swanepoel's awesome photoshoot in St. Barts over the weekend. I heard that the photographer's erection was so big you could actually see it from space. True story.

*48 Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 1
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 2
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 3
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 4
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 5
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  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 11
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 12
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 13
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  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 28
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 29
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 30

Candice Swanepoel at a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts (1/28)

And I thought I had a good job because I get to sit around in my underwear all day, eat Funyuns, and make masturbation jokes. Not once have I rubbed Candice Swanepoel's ass with lotion. Not once.

*37 Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 1
  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 2
  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 3
  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 4
  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 5
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  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 27
  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 28
  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 29
  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 30

Adriana Lima bikini pics!

Here's some pics of Adriana Lima doing a Victoria's Secret photoshoot today in St. Barts. I don't know why Gisele is on pace to become the first billionaire supermodel when Adriana is clearly hotter. They should fight.

*50 Adriana Lima bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Adriana Lima Bikini Pose 1
  • Adriana Lima Bikini Pose 2
  • Adriana Lima Bikini Pose 3
  • Adriana Lima Bikini Pose 4
  • Adriana Lima Bikini Pose 5
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  • Adriana Lima Bikini Pose 27
  • Adriana Lima Bikini Pose 28
  • Adriana Lima Bikini Pose 29
  • Adriana Lima Bikini Pose 30

Imogen Thomas bikini pics!

That's British model/reality star Imogen Thomas on a "short winter break" to Lanzarote, Spain last week. No, I don't know why she's on her knees and grabbing her tits. I think she's really excited about building a sand castle.

*16 Imogen Thomas pictures total in the gallery:

  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 1
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 2
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 3
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 4
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 5
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 6
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 7
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 8
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 9
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 10
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 11
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 12
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 13
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 14
  • Imogen Thomas Lanzarote 15

Vanessa Hudgens bikini pics! (Maui 1/21)

When we last left off with Vanessa Hudgens, she was in Maui on Friday picking her wedgie. On Saturday she was still in Maui, this time enjoying a romantic embrace with her boyfriend Austin Butler. Wow, that's a, um, really cool shark tooth necklace. If Vanessa's lucky, maybe Austin will buy her a skateboard next.

*26 Vanessa Hudgens bikini pics total in the gallery:

  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 1
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 2
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 3
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 4
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 5
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 6
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 7
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 8
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 9
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 10
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 11
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 12
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 13
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 14
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 15
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 16
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 17
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 18
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 19
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 20
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 21
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 22
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 23
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 24
  • Vanessa Hudgens Hawaii Love 25

Vanessa Hudgens bikini pics!

After finishing up promotional work in Sydney for her new film Journey 2, Vanessa Hudgens flew over to Maui, where she's currently on vacation with boyfriend Austin Butler. Not surprisingly, the two are spending a lot of time making out and acting all playful. Add an outdoor bathtub on a cliff and a tire swing, and it'd be just like a Viagra commercial.

*40 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

  • Vanessa Hudgens Red Bikini 1
  • Vanessa Hudgens Red Bikini 2
  • Vanessa Hudgens Red Bikini 3
  • Vanessa Hudgens Red Bikini 4
  • Vanessa Hudgens Red Bikini 5
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  • Vanessa Hudgens Red Bikini 11
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  • Vanessa Hudgens Red Bikini 27
  • Vanessa Hudgens Red Bikini 28
  • Vanessa Hudgens Red Bikini 29
  • Vanessa Hudgens Red Bikini 30

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