Bikini Pics


Hailee Steinfeld bikini pics! (Miami - 5/21)

Here's Hailee Steinfeld in a bikini on her balcony in Miami which is not creepy at all so don't even try to suggest that. In this age of satellites and telescopes, you just can't expect privacy on a balcony 500-feet above the street. She's knows exactly what she's doing. Little tart. What's next? Getting fully nude in the shower? In this age of motion-activating sensors and spy cameras . . .

*25 Hailee Steinfeld bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hailee Steinfeld Balcony Bikini 1
  • Hailee Steinfeld Balcony Bikini 2
  • Hailee Steinfeld Balcony Bikini 3
  • Hailee Steinfeld Balcony Bikini 4
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  • Hailee Steinfeld Balcony Bikini 1
  • Hailee Steinfeld Balcony Bikini 2
  • Hailee Steinfeld Balcony Bikini 3
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Heidi Klum bikini pics!

Here's Heidi Klum laying around in a bikini in the south of France. Typical retiree. Just can't give up their career. I think she needs to see a psychiatrist. "My advice is to wear a parka."

*25 Heidi Klum pictures total in the gallery:

  • Heidi Klum Bikini in Antibes 1
  • Heidi Klum Bikini in Antibes 2
  • Heidi Klum Bikini in Antibes 3
  • Heidi Klum Bikini in Antibes 4
  • Heidi Klum Bikini in Antibes 5
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Jasmine Tookes bikini pics!

Here's ridiculously-pretty bikini model Jasmine Tookes doing a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret a few days ago. I like how they always do their photoshoots at beaches and other other exotic locations. Has anyone ever actually noticed the scenery in a Victoria's Secret catalog? Jasmine might as well be at a Taco Bell. "Okay, drape your leg over the sour cream gun."

*25 Jasmine Tookes pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jasmine Tookes Stunning Bikini 1
  • Jasmine Tookes Stunning Bikini 2
  • Jasmine Tookes Stunning Bikini 3
  • Jasmine Tookes Stunning Bikini 4
  • Jasmine Tookes Stunning Bikini 5
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  • Jasmine Tookes Stunning Bikini 25

Vita Sidorkina bikini pics!

Here's Russian model Vita Sidorkina doing a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami yesterday. Vita was born in 1994. I was a teenager in 1994. I officially feel old . . . *sigh* . . . This is gonna be a rough one today . . . *unzip*

*42 Vita Sidorkina pictures total in the gallery:

  • Vita Sidorkina Bikini Photoshoot 1
  • Vita Sidorkina Bikini Photoshoot 2
  • Vita Sidorkina Bikini Photoshoot 3
  • Vita Sidorkina Bikini Photoshoot 4
  • Vita Sidorkina Bikini Photoshoot 5
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  • Vita Sidorkina Bikini Photoshoot 1
  • Vita Sidorkina Bikini Photoshoot 2
  • Vita Sidorkina Bikini Photoshoot 3
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Jennifer Lopez at South Beach in Miami (5/6)

Here's Jennifer Lopez in a bikini in Miami last week. I don't know why she's covering up. Yes she's 46, but she still looks goddamn amazing in a bikini. She looks so good in fact that Woody Allen actually called 29-year-old Lindsay Lohan on her cell phone to ask her to play J.Lo's mom in his new film. I kid, I kid. Lindsay Lohan can't afford a cell phone, silly!

*30 J.Lo bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jennifer Lopez Bikini South Beach 1
  • Jennifer Lopez Bikini South Beach 2
  • Jennifer Lopez Bikini South Beach 3
  • Jennifer Lopez Bikini South Beach 4
  • Jennifer Lopez Bikini South Beach 5
  • Jennifer Lopez Bikini South Beach 6
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  • Jennifer Lopez Bikini South Beach 30

Sandra Kubicka and Allie Silva in Miami (5/5)

Continuing Random Bikini Model Friday, here's Polish beauty Sandra Kubicka and Norwegian Allie Silva setting a good example for models everywhere. Remember models, the importance of sunscreen cannot be understated as we approach the summer bikini season. Be sure to enlist a sexy friend to help with those hard-to-reach areas. And remember, the bigger your boobs, the more skin surface area you have so the more sunscreen you'll need. That's not even sexist/creepy/chauvinistic. That's just math. Geometry to be specific.

*20 Sandra Kubicka pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 1
  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 2
  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 3
  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 4
  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 5
  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 6
  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 7
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  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 9
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  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 11
  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 12
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  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 17
  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 18
  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 19
  • Sandra Kubicka Allie Silva Bikini 20

Michaela Kocianova bikini pics!

Here's Slovak model Michaela Kocianova at the beach in Miami earlier this week. The 27-year-old model grew up in Trencin, a city in western Slovakia about 75 miles from the capital of Bratislava. Towards the end of the Marcomannic Wars between the Roman Empire and the Suebian Germanic tribe Quadi in AD 179, the Romans carved an inscription on the rock under the present-day Trencin Castle and the place was mentioned as Laugaricio. It is the northernmost known presence of the Romans in Central Europe, so if that shit comes up on Jeopardy!, you totally owe me.

*30 Michaela Kocianova pictures total in the gallery:

  • Michaela Kocianova Beach Visit 1
  • Michaela Kocianova Beach Visit 2
  • Michaela Kocianova Beach Visit 3
  • Michaela Kocianova Beach Visit 4
  • Michaela Kocianova Beach Visit 5
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  • Michaela Kocianova Beach Visit 29
  • Michaela Kocianova Beach Visit 30

Ellie Goulding bikini pics! (Miami - 4/29)

Here's more of British singer Ellie Goulding in Miami. Flynet says she's enjoying some "downtime" after performing at Coachella, but I say she's washing the stink of Indio off her. It's kind of amusing that a ton of foreigners fly into California for Coachella and their first taste of the state is fucking Indio. "It is nothing like movie! It is stuff of nightmare! Run!"

*30 Ellie Goulding bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ellie Goulding Bikini Bod 1
  • Ellie Goulding Bikini Bod 2
  • Ellie Goulding Bikini Bod 3
  • Ellie Goulding Bikini Bod 4
  • Ellie Goulding Bikini Bod 5
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Ellie Goulding bikini pics!

Here's British singer Ellie Goulding in a bikini in Miami yesterday. Oh good, I'm glad she was able to put that whole "we kicked your ass in 1776" thing behind her. She's definitely more forgiving than me. One time Tommy Buchanon stole my lunch money in 7th grade so I just stopped going to school forever. Fractions? What the fuck are those?

*25 Ellie Goulding pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ellie Goulding Pink Bikini 1
  • Ellie Goulding Pink Bikini 2
  • Ellie Goulding Pink Bikini 3
  • Ellie Goulding Pink Bikini 4
  • Ellie Goulding Pink Bikini 5
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  • Ellie Goulding Pink Bikini 1
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Bar Refaeli is pregnant, in a bikini

Most normal women don't like to parade around in bikinis when they're pregnant. Of course most normal women don't look like Bar Refaeli. God bless her heart and her Instagram. I know Bar wasn't born in this country, but she should run for President. "Sorry ma'am, you can't file these papers to run for President because you weren't born in this country." Oops, bad advice on my part.

*10 Bar Refaeli pregnant bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bar Refaeli Bikini Pregnant 1
  • Bar Refaeli Bikini Pregnant 2
  • Bar Refaeli Bikini Pregnant 3
  • Bar Refaeli Bikini Pregnant 4
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