Bikini Pics


That body has produced two children

Here's Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba's ass, and a strategically-placed bottle of Zico coconut water in Thailand yesterday. 138 Water used models no one's ever heard of, while Zico uses one of the most famous asses on Earth. Zico: Our executives went to college!

*10 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Alba Thailand Bikini 1
  • Jessica Alba Thailand Bikini 2
  • Jessica Alba Thailand Bikini 3
  • Jessica Alba Thailand Bikini 4
  • Jessica Alba Thailand Bikini 5
  • Jessica Alba Thailand Bikini 6
  • Jessica Alba Thailand Bikini 7
  • Jessica Alba Thailand Bikini 8
  • Jessica Alba Thailand Bikini 9
  • Jessica Alba Thailand Bikini 10

Taylor Swift bikini pics!

Taylor Swift is currently vacationing in Hawaii with the girl group Haim, and . . . wait a minute . . . Taylor Swift looks god damn amazing in a bikini. Why does this chick not wear one 24/7? Tall, blonde, and a ridiculous bikini body. It's a minor miracle Leo DiCaprio hasn't had a song written about him yet.

*10 Taylor Swift pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Swift Hawaii Bikini Belly Button 1
  • Taylor Swift Hawaii Bikini Belly Button 2
  • Taylor Swift Hawaii Bikini Belly Button 3
  • Taylor Swift Hawaii Bikini Belly Button 4
  • Taylor Swift Hawaii Bikini Belly Button 5
  • Taylor Swift Hawaii Bikini Belly Button 6
  • Taylor Swift Hawaii Bikini Belly Button 7
  • Taylor Swift Hawaii Bikini Belly Button 8
  • Taylor Swift Hawaii Bikini Belly Button 9
  • Taylor Swift Hawaii Bikini Belly Button 10

Paulina Vega in a bikini

Miss Colombia Paulina Vega was crowned Miss Universe 2014 last night. The 22-year-old beauty narrowly beat out Miss USA Nia Sanchez, but really, there's no losers in this competition. Vega is actually from the same hometown as Sofia Vergara -- Barranquilla, Colombia. They should totally kiss.

When asked to comment on her new crown, Vega was unable to do so because she had John Mayer's dick in her mouth. He works that fast.

*35 Paulina Vega pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 1
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 2
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 3
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 4
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 5
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 6
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 7
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 8
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 9
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 10
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 11
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 12
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 13
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 14
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 15
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 1
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 2
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 3
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 4
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 5
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 6
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 7
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 8
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 9
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 10
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 11
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 12
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 13
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 14
  • Miss Universe Paulina Vega Bikini 15

Kennedy Summers bikini pics!

Here's Playboy's 2014 Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu yesterday. Taking the ol' new teeth out for a spin. Nice.

*30 Kenndy Summers pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 1
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 2
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 3
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 4
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 5
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  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 11
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 12
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  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 14
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 15
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 1
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 2
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 3
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 4
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 5
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 6
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  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 8
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 9
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  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 11
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 12
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 13
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 14
  • Kennedy Summers Bikini Photoshoot 15

Amber Rose bikini pics! (Miami - 1/19)

If you knocked Amber Rose onto her back, would she be able to get up? Or would she just lay there like a turtle?

*35 Amber Rose bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 1
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 2
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 3
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 4
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 5
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 6
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 7
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 8
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 9
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 10
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 11
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 12
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 13
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 14
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 15
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 1
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 2
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 3
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 4
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 5
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 6
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 7
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 8
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 9
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 10
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 11
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 12
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 13
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 14
  • Amber Rose Top Heavy Bikini 15

Kayla Lewis bikini pics! (Malibu - 1/19)

Here's model Kayla Lewis promoting 138 Water in Malibu yesterday. Let's face it, water is one of the building blocks of life. It's gets me pretty fucking horny, too.

*30 Kayla Lewis bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 1
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 2
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 3
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 4
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 5
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 6
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 7
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 8
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 9
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 10
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 11
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 12
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 13
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 14
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 15
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 1
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 2
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 3
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 4
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 5
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 6
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 7
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 8
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 9
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 10
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 11
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 12
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 13
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 14
  • Kayla Lewis Bikini Bod 15

Amber Rose bikini pics! (Miami - 1/18)

Here's model Amber Rose in Miami over the weekend. Amber used to date Kanye West back in the day, and then married Wiz Khalifa before divorcing last year. Her only known discernible talents seems to be gigantic boobs and a big ass. She's basically Kim Kardashian without E!.

*30 Amber Rose bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 1
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 2
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 3
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 4
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 5
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 6
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 7
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 8
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 9
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 10
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 11
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 12
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 13
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 14
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 15
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 1
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 2
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 3
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 4
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 5
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 6
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 7
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 8
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 9
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 10
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 11
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 12
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 13
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 14
  • Amber Rose Bikini Boobies 15

Jessica Lowndes bikini pics!

Jessica Lowndes wrapped up filming a guest spot on Hawaii Five-O yesterday, so why not Instagram a bunch of suggestive bikini pics. Take that, terrorists! What a brave, brave woman. A hero, some would say. *wipes tear*

*15 Jessica Lowndes pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 1
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 2
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 3
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 4
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 5
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 6
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 7
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 8
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 9
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 10
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 11
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 12
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 13
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 14
  • Jessica Lowndes Bikini Stunner 15

Australian Kristina Sofia in a bikini in Miami (1/3)

+ The Jamie Lynn Spears pulls a knife video [WWTDD]

+ Alessandra Ambrosio has a flat ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Brian Williams watched his daughter get her ass eaten [The Superficial]
+ Bai Ling nipple peek (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Amal Clooney > Kathy Griffin [ICYDK]

+ Kylie Jenner is full of shit [Evil Beet]
+ Lucy Pinder is topless (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Here kitty kitty [Double Viking]
+ Usher is getting hitched [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Jessica Lowndes bikini hotness

*30 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 1
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 2
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 3
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 4
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 5
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 6
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 7
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 8
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 9
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  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 11
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 12
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 13
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 14
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 15
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 1
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 2
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 3
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 4
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 5
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 6
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 7
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 8
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 9
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 10
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 11
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 12
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 13
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 14
  • Kristina Sofia Bikini Pics 15

Victoria Silvstedt paddleboarding off Flamands Beach in St. Barts (1/10)

Here's Victoria Silvstedt paddleboarding in St. Barts over the weekend. I know what you're thinking: "Aren't you supposed to stand up on a paddleboard." Yes, but when you stand up, old rich white guys can't see your crotch. And old rich white guys love to buy hot blonde sluts presents. I think Victoria has this figured right out, thank you very much.

*30 Victoria Silvstedt pictures total in the gallery:

  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 1
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 2
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 3
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 4
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 5
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 6
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 7
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 8
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 9
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 10
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 11
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 12
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 13
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 14
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 15
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 1
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 2
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 3
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 4
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 5
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 6
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 7
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 8
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 9
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 10
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 11
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 12
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 13
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 14
  • Victoria Silvstedt Paddleboard 15

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