Nicole Richie bikini pictures! Nicole Richie in Malibu (June 2006)
Lindsay Lohan bikini photos! Lindsay Lohan in Maui (Sept. 2006)
Paris Hilton bikini candids! Paris Hilton at Malibu Beach (Sept. 2005)
Ashley Tisdale bikini pics! (Los Cabos, Mexico - 11/16)
I was gonna post these pics yesterday of
Ashley Tisdale in Mexico, but then I realized I had other more important things to do like laundry, Playstation, and Hot Pocket making. Gee, I hope my email box doesn't get flooded with complaints. I'm kidding of course. No one cares about Ashley Tisdale. The next interesting thing this chick does will be the first. Would it kill her to flip the camera off, wear a ridiculously racist t-shirt, or dry hump a local? Last time
Britney was in Mexico, she did all three of those before she even left the airport.
Jennifer Aniston bikini pics! (Los Cabos, Mexico - 11/13)
"No es usted, él es yo." English translation: "It's not you, it's me."
Jennifer's been on vacation in Mexico less than a week and she's already had two different dudes tell her that. She just can't seem to catch a break.
Britney Spears and Sean Preston Federline in on a boat in Sydney Harbour (11/15)
Uh oh, Sean is looking more and more like his dad K-Fed every day. Actually, K-Fed and his son have more in common than you might think. They're both out of work, they love Budweiser, and they both depend on Britney Spears to stay alive. God damn leeches. Get a job.
Sarah Harding bikini pics! Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding in Malibu (June 2007)
Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures! Kirsten Dunst in Hawaii (March 2007)
Britney Spears bikini pics! (Melbourne, Australia - 11/10)
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Did you know Britney was actually Jonathan Demme's second choice to play Buffalo Bill in
The Silence of the Lambs? True story. I couldn't possibly make that up.
Tara Reid bikini pictures! Tara Reid in St. Tropez (July 2006)