Ellie Goulding bikini pics! (Miami - 4/29)
Here's more of British singer Ellie Goulding in Miami. Flynet says she's enjoying some "downtime" after performing at Coachella, but I say she's washing the stink of Indio off her. It's kind of amusing that a ton of foreigners fly into California for Coachella and their first taste of the state is fucking Indio. "It is nothing like movie! It is stuff of nightmare! Run!"
*30 Ellie Goulding bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Ellie Goulding bikini pics!
Here's British singer Ellie Goulding in a bikini in Miami yesterday. Oh good, I'm glad she was able to put that whole "we kicked your ass in 1776" thing behind her. She's definitely more forgiving than me. One time Tommy Buchanon stole my lunch money in 7th grade so I just stopped going to school forever. Fractions? What the fuck are those?
*25 Ellie Goulding pictures total in the gallery:
Bar Refaeli is pregnant, in a bikini
Most normal women don't like to parade around in bikinis when they're pregnant. Of course most normal women don't look like Bar Refaeli. God bless her heart and her Instagram. I know Bar wasn't born in this country, but she should run for President. "Sorry ma'am, you can't file these papers to run for President because you weren't born in this country." Oops, bad advice on my part.
*10 Bar Refaeli pregnant bikini pictures total in the gallery:
LeAnn Rimes bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - 4/24)
Here's LeAnn Rimes on vacation in Cabo San Lucas on Sunday. Her husband Eddie Cibrian is with her, too, but he's off doing arts and crafts with the cute little Mexican girl that works at the front desk. At least that's what he said he's doing . . . *nervous chuckle* . . . you have nothing to worry about LeAnn . . . *nervous chuckle* . . . when Eddie cheated on his wife with you, that was the last time he was gonna cheat on his wife . . . *nervous chuckle* . . . he said so himself!
*30 LeAnn Rimes bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Megan McKenna bikini pics! (Miami - 4/20)
Here's sexy British reality star Megan McKenna (The Only Way is Essex) in Miami earlier this week. Dammit, this was a really awesome post until I reached the words "reality star." Why did she have to go and ruin a good thing? I hate you, Megan McKenna! Why can't you be a waitress or prostitute or something? At least you wouldn't always feel so dirty at the end of the day.
*30 Megan McKenna bikini pictures total in the gallery:
WWE wrestler Summer Rae in Maui (4/11)
+ Taylor Swift doing a little upskirt tease [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kris Jenner has always been Kris Jenner [WWTDD]
+ 'sup Jennifer Lawrence nipple pasties (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Paris Hilton has nipples (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Pretty much no doubt that Robert DeNiro is an anti-vaxxer [Cele|bitchy]
+ Fatty! [Busted Coverage]
+ Is Bite the scariest movie of the year? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Amber Heard is the lady in red [moejackson]
+ 10 Funny Character Deaths in Movies [TVOvermind]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Daisy Lea's ridiculous bikini body
*26 Summer Rae bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Bella Thorne bikini pics! (Miami - 4/9)
Here's Disney Channel star Bella Thorne at the beach in Miami on Saturday. What a coincidence, Selena Gomez also used to star on the Disney Channel. They should make out. What? That's what you were thinking, too, right?
*30 Bella Thorne bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens bikini pics!
Here's Vanessa Hudgens and her sister Stella at the beach in Miami on Friday. Wait a minute, Vanessa who? Suddenly, Stella seems way more relevant to my interests. I can't explain it. Maybe I just like her name better? I don't know, it's a mystery.
*25 Hudgens sisters bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Lisa Rinna in a bikini
Here's legitimate-actress-turned-reality-television-soul-selling-whore Lisa Rinna in Mexico this week where's she's creating fake controversies about her being too healthy. She wrote on Instagram:
Chill Bitches. My body is a healthy body. I am proud of this body, it is strong and healthy. We come in all shapes and sizes, body shaming is wrong on every level. It is a terrible message to send our daughters. #AllBodiesAreBeautiful #BeYouAh yes, Lisa is too healthy. That controversy has been all over the news lately. Donald Trump this, Lisa Rinna that. I'm glad she finally addressed it. But will she have the guts to address those shocking claims that she's the best actress in all of Hollywood? I'm on the edge of my seat in anticipation!
*11 Lisa Rinna bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Anna Kournikova in a bikini
Once they retire, there's a tendency for a lot of former pro athletes to pack on the pounds. Anna Kournikova has not packed on the pounds. Though it is a bit of a stretch to call her "pro." FACT: Anna Kournikova and Lena Dunham have the same number of singles titles on the Women's Tennis Association. Keep up the hard work, Lena!
*5 Anna Kournikova pictures total in the gallery: