Bikini Pics

Paige Butcher looking amazing in Maui (6/16)

Here's more of Eddie Murphy's ridiculously-hot girlfriend Paige Butcher in Maui. According to her Wikipedia page, Paige is a mix "between Martha Stewart and Bob Vila" and loves "basketball, watching reality TV, cooking, tending to her pets, and fixing things." She looks like that, can whip up a mean three-cheese lasagna, and can fix my leaky sink? That's it, I am so stalking her.

*15 Paige Butcher bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Jay Rutland is loving life

Here's more of billionaire daddy's girl Tamara Ecclestone and her new husband Jay Rutland on their honeymoon, these pictures taken off the coast of Monaco yesterday. How much are you loving life right now if you're this Jay Rutland dude. He went from being a disgraced stockbrocker in debt to the British government for a couple hundred thousand pounds to a house husband who lounges on $100 million yachts all day long. He basically hit the marriage lottery. It's like the opposite of marrying a Lohan.

*26 Tamara and Jay honeymoon pictures total in the gallery:

Karrueche Tran bikini pics! (Miami - 6/15)

Here's Chris Brown's on-again/off-again girlfriend Karrueche Tran in Miami on Saturday. I'm honestly not sure why Chris is into this chick. She's tiny and looks shifty as hell, like a Vietnamese Darren Sproles. It looks like it'd be impossible to impose your will physically on her. "Go you trapped in the corner now, bitch! . . . Whah? How are you on the other side of the room now?"

*35 Karrueche Tran bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Sofia Vergara is photogenic

Barack Obama could win the Kentucky Derby on a unicorn, and it still wouldn't be as cool as this picture that Sofia Vergara tweeted over the weekend. Bless you Sofia Vergara. Bless you to hell.

*5 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Upton on the set of The Other Woman in East Quogue, New York (6/15)

Here's Kate Upton filming The Other Woman in a skimpy bikini on Saturday. This scene follows the scene where she dances around and her boobs almost fall out of her top. And yeah, she nailed them both. Sorry to disappoint if you were hoping to see her interpretation of Lavinia in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus. I don't think she's quite reached that stage of her career yet.

*32 Kate Upton Hamptons pictures total in the gallery:

Serena Williams in a bikini in Miami (6/15)

Fresh off her win at the French Open earlier this month, Serena William enjoyed a little downtime this weekend in Miami. But then the paparazzi started annoying her, so she THREW A HOUSE AT THEM.

*35 Serena Williams pictures total in the gallery:

Farrah Abraham showing off her new tits

Even though she said last week that she didn't want "porn-star status" breast implants, former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham debuted her new porn-star status breast implants at Sapphire Pool & Day Club on Friday. Wow, her little 4-year-old daughter Sophia must be so proud of her. I bet she grows up to be a doctor or scientist.

*34 Farrah Abraham pictures total in the gallery:

Tamara Ecclestone (and new husband Jay Rutland) on the Silver Angel Yacht in St. Tropez (6/13)

After spending north of $15 million on her wedding last weekend at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in Antibes, spoiled little socialite Tamara Ecclestone is now lounging on the Silver Angel Yacht off of St. Tropez, which only costs $600k a week to charter. Honestly, I might as well have typed that last sentence in Russian, because none of that makes sense to me at all.

*20 Tamara Ecclestone bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Eddie Murphy's girlfriend, Australian model Paige Butcher, in Maui (6/13)

+ Miranda Kerr's sexy Vogue cover [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lizzy Cundy upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Charlie Sheen is pissed [The Blemish]
+ Katy Perry goes ethereal [Celebuzz]
+ Donald Trump got OWNED by this dude on twitter [Brobible]

+ $1 SALE for full access to Playboy (NSFW) [Playboy Plus]
+ Ireland Baldwin looking exactly like her mom [Socialite Life]
+ Seth Rogen weighs in on the Amanda Bynes situation [Evil Beet]
+ J.Lo is fucking nuts [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jennifer Aniston walks around her house naked all day? [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Phoebe Tonkin looking sexy in a bikini

*20 Paige Butcher bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Farrah Abraham got new implants

Just when I think Teen Mom Farrah Abraham couldn't possibly be any dumber, she goes and does something like this . . . and totally redeems herself! From In Touch Weekly:

Her fourth surgery in less than three years and her second boob job, Farrah explains to In Touch, why she chose to replace her saline implants with silicone ones and jump from a C-cup to a D-cup.

Farrah says she upgraded because her saline implants "felt like water balloons." Now, she tells In Touch, "I look more natural. I want to look my best. And I'm looking amazing."

Looking "amazing" has cost the single mom nearly $30,000 for a nose job, a chin implant and the two boob jobs, coughing up $7,145 for her newest addition, done by Dr. David Finkle in Omaha, Neb.

But there's one area where she draws the line. "I would not get boob implants that were porn-star status," she claims. "I'm very realistic about keeping myself looking natural."

You know what? I'm starting to think that there's an ever so slight possibility that maybe . . . possibly . . . Farrah might give me an erection. Yes, I understand that Farrah Abraham is still just a bottom-feeding bag of used Trojan Mint Tingle condom drippings who makes the Kardashian family tree seem downright royal, but I love it when a girl has her head on straight. Make no mistake, Farrah is a legit porn star. She might actually be the biggest, most mainstream porn star in the world, so she should absolutely get the big porn star tits. Now, since I'm sort of a big deal in the world of electronical media, I downloaded her porno off Pirate's Bay attended an exclusive screening of her porno when it was first released. I love the surgeries, but there's one non-invasive procedure that Farrah should consider before her next performance. I'll put this as delicately as I can: Farrah, do the world a favor and bleach your busted-to-bits asshole, you dirty cum dumpster!

*20 Farrah Abraham pictures total in the gallery: