Bikini Pics


Claudia Romani in Miami (8/24)

I've only ever seen Italian model Claudia Romani in a bikini, and that didn't change earlier this week in Miami. I know exactly what you're thinking: "Awesome, Celebslam guy, but where does she keep her wallet?" You don't need a wallet when old guys buy everything for you, silly. Clay Aiken hasn't owned one in years.

*25 Claudia Romani pictures total in the gallery:


  • Claudia Romani In Uniform 1
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Karina Smirnoff in Honolulu (8/22)

Here's Dancing with the Stars, um, "star," Karina Smirnoff in Oahu last week. She swam there. Right? That seems like the body of someone who would swim to Hawaii. Me and my beer belly usually just drink our way there back in coach.

*30 Karina Smirnoff bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Karina Smirnoff Bikini Body Abs 1
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  • Karina Smirnoff Bikini Body Abs 1
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Malibu (8/23)

Alessandra Ambrosio had a bikini-filled vacation in Hawaii last week (here, here, here, and here), so it only makes sense that, back home in California, she'd immediately get back to the grind . . . and go to the beach again. I don't know, maybe her desk is in the shop? "Oh no, I can't work 9-5 today -- what will I do?!?"

*30 Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Malibu Beach Barbie 1
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Bianca Gascoigne bikini pics!

Here's British something or other Bianca Gascoigne on vacation in Spain last week. Bianca has been on a bunch of reality shows in the UK, and now stages bikini photoshoots for rent money. Don't mock. It was either that or college, and reading is hard.

*15 Bianca Gascoigne bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bianca Gascoigne Bikini Bod 1
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Maui (8/18)

Here's the final pics from Alessandra Ambrosio's bikini-filled vacation to Hawaii (more here, here, and here). She must be so sad that she had to leave the tropical paradise of Maui for her one bedroom apartment in North Hollywood. Oh no, that's right, she has a beautiful home in Brentwood. God my life sucks. Maybe instead of going on vacation next time, Alessandra can just squirt a lemon into my eye.

*30 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ambrosio Stripe Bikini 1
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Katy Perry in a bikini

Via The Superficial, here's a few spectacular gifs of Katy Perry at Schlitterbahn Water Park in Kansas earlier this week (she's in town on her world tour). Your move, ISIS.

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Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics! (Maui - 8/16)

Still trying to catch up on all these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio on vacation in Hawaii -- or as she calls it: "life." That's her at the beach in Maui over the weekend. She actually gets her mail delivered there. True story.

*25 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Banging Bikini Pics 1
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  • Alessandra Ambrosio Banging Bikini Pics 1
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Poppy Delevingne bikini pics! (Ibiza - 8/13)

Here's some pics of British model/socialite Poppy Delevingne on vacation in Ibiza that I never got around to posting last week. If Poppy sounds familiar, that's because her sister Cara is also a model and was also hanging out on a yacht last month (in St. Tropez with Selena Gomez). In related news, instead of hanging out on yachts, my brother and I often have cereal for dinner, so we can definitely relate to these chicks.

*30 Poppy Delevingne pictures total in the gallery:

  • Poppy Delevingne Yacht Bikini 1
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  • Poppy Delevingne Yacht Bikini 1
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Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics! (Maui - 8/15)

Here's more of Alessandra Ambrosio on vacation in Maui. I tried to cut her daughter Anja out of these pics as best as possible. I honestly don't know why Alessandra even brought the little brat -- I heard she doesn't even like her. Shoo, girl! Quit ruining these pics! You're not wanted here! *shakes broom at screen*

*30 Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Ocean Bikini 1
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Sveva Alviti bikini pics! (Miami - 8/10)

Italian actress Sveva Alviti is most famous for her role as "Blond Girl" in the 2013 film AmeriQua, and earlier this week she was spotted in a bikini in Miami. Hey, don't laugh. Lindsay Lohan would dress up like a clown and suck your dick like she was mad at it if you cast her in a movie as "Blond Girl" . . . wait, other people have that clown fantasy, too, right? Wanted to make sure I wasn't weird . . .

*20 Sveva Alviti pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sveva Alviti Bikini Pics 1
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