Doutzen Kroes in Formentera, Spain (7/25)
Here's Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes looking absolutely stupid hot on vacation in Formentera yesterday. Okay, sure she looks this good now, but just wait until she has a kid. Bye, bye, body.
UPDATE: I've just been informed that Doutzen actually had a son in 2011. Okay, sure she looks this good now, but just wait until she has two kids. Bye, bye, body.
UPDATE #2: I've just been informed that Doutzen actually had a daughter in 2014. Doutzen Kroes has given birth twice and looks like that. Doutzen Kroes is a freak of nature. I'll shut up now.
*30 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery:
Alessandra Ambrosio on the yacht Ecstasea off St. Tropez (7/19)
I don't know what's more unattainable in this picture: the supermodel in the prime of her career, or the $500k/week yacht she's standing on. I'm gonna with . . . the yacht, but only because plenty of ladies have gotten drunk and made a mistake with me in the past. I could be your next mistake, Alessandra!
*34 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:
Emma Roberts in Miami (7/14)
Here's actress Emma Roberts at the beach in Miami yesterday. The last time we checked in with Emma, she was just arrested for beating up her boyfriend back in 2013 so these pics are definitely a nice change of pace. "Wait, some girls actually hit back . . . I need to be more careful in the future," - Chris Brown, probably.
*30 Emma Roberts pictures total in the gallery: