Joy Corrigan bikini pics! (Miami - 6/19)
Here's Sports Illustrated model Joy Corrigan on the set of a photoshoot in Miami. I guess Joy's never learned the most basic ocean safety tip that you never turn your back to the water. I'd do her, but wouldn't marry her. Way too reckless for my blood.
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Charlotte McKinney at Malibu Beach (6/18)
Here's famous attractive woman Charlotte McKinney at Malibu Beach on Saturday. Donald Trump better be making out with Hilary Clinton down the beach, because why the hell isn't that dude in the foreground staring at her tits? He's got more restraint than me. I'd be filming her with my iPhone. In slow motion so I could watch it longer.
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Kylie Jenner's new bikini selfie
Here's the closest to Kylie Jenner getting nude we've seen and this is absolutely a newsworthy story and not just a cheap post to boost Google rankings: a nude bikini (via Instagram). Kylie has been 18 for 312 days and she has yet to do a nude photoshoot. I feel like the Vatican should be commenting on this. "I can confirm that Pope Francis will be traveling to Calabasas shortly to witness the miracle firsthand."
Miss USA Deshauna Barber
Deshauna Barber is your new Miss USA. The 26-year-old Army Reserve officer and IT analyst representing the District of Columbia beat out 50 other hopefuls last night to win the crown at the annual competition in Las Vegas. It'd be kinda fitting if the Army called her up now. Welcome to America, where even our beauty queens have guns.
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Lea Michele and her friend in Maui (5/30)
Something we learned about Lea Michele over the weekend in Maui: She's either extremely dumb or extremely brave. Seriously, if I'm a woman and I'm going to a beach I know there's gonna be paparazzi at, I'm bringing Rebel Wilson, 2012 Jessica Simpson, and Precious. I'm definitely not inviting my hotter friend.
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Hailee Steinfeld bikini pics! (Miami - 5/21)
Here's Hailee Steinfeld in a bikini on her balcony in Miami which is not creepy at all so don't even try to suggest that. In this age of satellites and telescopes, you just can't expect privacy on a balcony 500-feet above the street. She's knows exactly what she's doing. Little tart. What's next? Getting fully nude in the shower? In this age of motion-activating sensors and spy cameras . . .
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Jasmine Tookes bikini pics!
Here's ridiculously-pretty bikini model Jasmine Tookes doing a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret a few days ago. I like how they always do their photoshoots at beaches and other other exotic locations. Has anyone ever actually noticed the scenery in a Victoria's Secret catalog? Jasmine might as well be at a Taco Bell. "Okay, drape your leg over the sour cream gun."
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