Beyonce bikini pics! (St. Bart's - 12/30)
Pretty much every celebrity is on vacation right now for New Year's. Pictured: Beyonce's ass in St. Bart's yesterday. Not pictured: Balance, athleticism, anything under a size XL.
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Beyonce bikini pics! (St. Bart's - 12/30)
Pretty much every celebrity is on vacation right now for New Year's. Pictured: Beyonce's ass in St. Bart's yesterday. Not pictured: Balance, athleticism, anything under a size XL.
Beyonce leaving Movida nightclub in London (11/7)
+ Victoria Beckham has perky nips [With Leather]
+ Sophie Monk in tight sweats [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Katy Perry's Cleavage is Staring Back at Me [Egotastic!]
+ Maybe not the best way to sell your car -- Yikes! [Holy Taco]
+ Realistic Hollywood sex scene (SFW) [College Humor]
+ Audrina Patridge's boobs keep growing [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Wow, Bai Ling actually covered up for once [Bastardly]
+ I think I'm in love with Leighton Meester [Popoholic]
+ Lindsay Lohan is a fashion disaster [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Celebrity botox failures [CityRag]
+ Josh Hartnett probably banged Sienna Miller [A Socialite's Life]
+ Who's the celebrity most lesbians want to date? [Yeeeah!]
+ Review of Madonna's tour: It blows [popbytes]
[WENN, Flynet]
Beyonce bikini pics! (Bermuda - 10/3)
Also on vacation? My girlfriend. And pants. And morals. Party at my house this weekend!
That's one big rock
Though she still hasn't even confirmed that she and Jay-Z are married, Beyoncé was sporting a pretty nice 18 carat wedding ring Friday night at the Fashion Rocks event in New York. I bet it's fake. From People magazine:
All eyes were on Beyoncé Friday night, when, for the first time, the singer publicly displayed her wedding ring on the red carpet for Fashion Rocks at Radio City Music Hall in N.Y.C. The singer, 27, who secretly married rapper Jay-Z in April, flashed an 18 carat flawless diamond by Lorraine Schwartz, valued at more than $5 million dollars, according to the jeweler. (Source)
Sure her diamond ring is 18 carats, but more importantly: what's its clarity? What's its color? Is it GIA certified? Now I know some of you might be asking yourselves how is it that I happen to know so much about diamonds and the answer to that question may come as a bit of a shock. This fall I plan on making a very special proposal to my girlfriend: "Get your smuggle-hole back to Sierra Leone or I'm calling the INS!"
[WENN]
Beyonce in Milan, Italy (12/17)
Were Beyonce and Jay-Z secretly married last week? According to MediaTakeOut, sure:
...last week Jay Z and Beyonce were married in a small private ceremony in Paris, France. And we have proof. According to our source, who is an EXTREMELY close family member of Beyonce's, the couple chose, instead of exchanging rings, to tattoo a personal inscription on each of their ring fingers. (Source)
Beyonce definitely has a new tattoo on her ring finger. I think. Compare the photo taken on Monday (above) to a photo of the singer at the AMAs last month (below). It sorta looks like a tattoo. It's definitely not as cool as the butterfly I have on my ankle or the Hells Angels' skull I have on my shoulder. That butterfly is from my freshman year in college when I was living in the all male dorm. I was still finding myself.
Beyonce at the American Music Awards (11/18)
I missed this earlier in the summer but I guess Beyoncé is Hispanic now or something--she graced the cover of People En Espanol's annual 50 Most Beautiful issue along with fellow South of the Border stars Angélica Vale, Adamari Lopez, and Alejandro Fernandez. When asked for a comment the singer/actress didn't say, "Es un gran honor que se votará una de las cincuenta estrellas hispánicas más hermosas. Quisiera agradecer a mi madre, padre, y por supuesto Jesús Cristo."
While attempting the tricky maneuver of walking down some stairs last night at her concert in Orlando, Beyonce ate shit. If this was the Olympics, the French judge would have given her a 9.9, but that's only because he likes chicks with fat asses.
NOTE: Watch it while you can. Sony is trying to get all the videos erased from YouTube.
Beyonce bikini pics
I actually have a newsworthy story to go along with the latest set of bikini candids. From today's New York Daily News:
Matthew Knowles has fired Beyoncé's longtime 400-pound bodyguard, "Shortie." Papa Knowles thinks his daughter should be protected by a younger and more buff sentry, sources told the newsletter Atlanta Gossip. Word is Knowles did right by Shortie - paying out the remainder of his $500,000-plus contract and a $100,000 bonus. (Source)
What a coincidence! In high school I was voted Most Likely to be Younger and More Buff.
More of Beyoncé on a yacht in the South of France after the jump...
