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Beyonce performing in Rockefeller Plaza for The Today Show (11/26/2008)
Howard Stern managed to get the "board feed" from Beyonce's performance on The Today Show last year. Basically, it's her real singing voice without any mixing or editing. And not surprisingly, it's bad. Real bad. Like, if this was a cartoon, an uptight businessman would be holding a glass of coffee and it would just shatter all over his new suit once Beyonce started singing. And then a dog with a cloud of hearts above his head would start humping her leg.
Beyonce better watch her back. Michelle Obama is *this* close to going Chris Brown on her ass. The first lady is not pleased with how Beyonce's acting around her husband. A source told the National Enquirer:
"Beyonce has spent months gushing over President Obama, and when she was in the same room with him, she couldn't tear her eyes away from him. Before things got out of hand, Michelle got word to Beyonce to tone things down or risk being banned from the White House in the future.
"On President Obama's big night, Michelle was cordial to Beyonce, but gave her the cold shoulder at the inauguration festivites. When Beyonce went to hug her, Michelle gave her a forced smile and clutched her hand instead." (Print Edition - 2/9)
It must be nice holding a grudge against someone and being in such a high position of authority. For example, I'd love to send my neighbor to Guantanamo at the snap of my finger. Let's see his bitch ass try to blast his stereo at 2 AM when he's locked in a 4x8 cell. Damn I want to be first lady . . . is Barack into white guys or is he strictly a ladies man? I'm practically disease free if that helps.
Pretty much every celebrity is on vacation right now for New Year's. Pictured: Beyonce's ass in St. Bart's yesterday. Not pictured: Balance, athleticism, anything under a size XL.
Though she still hasn't even confirmed that she and Jay-Z are married, Beyoncé was sporting a pretty nice 18 carat wedding ring Friday night at the Fashion Rocks event in New York. I bet it's fake. From People magazine:
All eyes were on Beyoncé Friday night, when, for the first time, the singer publicly displayed her wedding ring on the red carpet for Fashion Rocks at Radio City Music Hall in N.Y.C. The singer, 27, who secretly married rapper Jay-Z in April, flashed an 18 carat flawless diamond by Lorraine Schwartz, valued at more than $5 million dollars, according to the jeweler. (Source)
Sure her diamond ring is 18 carats, but more importantly: what's its clarity? What's its color? Is it GIA certified? Now I know some of you might be asking yourselves how is it that I happen to know so much about diamonds and the answer to that question may come as a bit of a shock. This fall I plan on making a very special proposal to my girlfriend: "Get your smuggle-hole back to Sierra Leone or I'm calling the INS!"
Were Beyonce and Jay-Z secretly married last week? According to MediaTakeOut, sure:
...last week Jay Z and Beyonce were married in a small private ceremony in Paris, France. And we have proof. According to our source, who is an EXTREMELY close family member of Beyonce's, the couple chose, instead of exchanging rings, to tattoo a personal inscription on each of their ring fingers. (Source)
Beyonce definitely has a new tattoo on her ring finger. I think. Compare the photo taken on Monday (above) to a photo of the singer at the AMAs last month (below). It sorta looks like a tattoo. It's definitely not as cool as the butterfly I have on my ankle or the Hells Angels' skull I have on my shoulder. That butterfly is from my freshman year in college when I was living in the all male dorm. I was still finding myself.
