Beyonce


Beyonce at the Tidal X: 1020 charity concert in Brooklyn (10/21)

Everyone's forgotten about Jay-Z's music streaming service Tidal (including Jay-Z himself), but Beyonce's not giving up so easily. She went full sideboob at the Tidal concert in Brooklyn last night. And now, look, I'm writing about Tidal. All because of Beyonce. She needs this to be a success, dammit. "I'm not letting that white devil bitch Taylor Swift outearn me!" - Beyonce probably thought to herself before the event last night. Shocking stuff, really. I've always thought of Beyonce as being more tolerant than that. I just lost a lot of respect for her. Sad.

*31 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

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Beyonce on Ile Sainte-Marguerite (9/16)

Here's the newest feature we're rolling out on Celebslam: Rich people doing rich people things. Basically it's a bunch of rich people doing rich people things. Like Beyonce, Jay-Z, and friends docking their yacht and visiting Ile Sainte-Marguerite earlier this week. Oh splendid. My absolute favorite island off Cannes.

READER TIP: Don't forget to try the bouillabaisse at Escale when you visit Sainte Marguerite. Pair it with a '04 Dom Perignon. To die for!

*15 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 1
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Beyonce off the Amalfi Coast in Italy (9/10)

Here's Beyonce taking a tender to her yacht off the Amalfi Coast in Italy last week. Nothing. I understood nothing about that last sentence. Actually, check that: week. I at least know that a week is a unit of time. So aside from that word, I understood nothing.

*30 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce Yachting 1
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Beyonce out and about in New York (5/20)

*15 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

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Beyonce leaving an office building in New York (11/20)

Oh look, there's a candid picture of Beyonce drinking a Slurpee while leaving an office building in New York yesterday, label perfectly centered just by chance. It definitely doesn't look like 7-Eleven execs spent the last six months choreographing this. But seriously, Beyonce just made more for this picture than I'll make for the next 15 years combined. My lifetime Slurpee balance sheet is right around -$125. Beyonce's is +$2,000,000. Fuck her.

*4 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

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Jay-Z and Beyonce leaving the Royal Monceau Hotel in Paris (9/12)

Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting just a little bit full of themselves. They had the entrance to the Royal Monceau Hotel in Paris tarped off so all the mouth breathers on the street couldn't catch a glimpse of them. Because, um, then people would know what they look like? Did they tarp off Google as well? Seriously, you're not that important.

*5 pictures total in the gallery:

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Jay-Z and Beyonce out and about in Portofino, Italy (9/6)

Trying to silence divorce rumors because look how in love they are oh my gosh they're so in love, Beyonce and Jay-Z are currently strolling around Portofino because look how in love they are. That's the two of them on Saturday. Saturday is leg day, isn't it Jay? Dammit, Jay.

*30 Beyonce and Jay-Z pictures total in the gallery:

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Solange Knowles at the Met Gala last week

No one knows why, and they haven't issued a statement or anything, but after last week's Met Gala, Beyonce's sister Solange attacked Jay-Z in an elevator -- and it was all caught on camera. The three of them were leaving the afterparty at the Standard Hotel and were in an elevator when the incident occurred. Jay-Z's bodyguard held Solange back, but she did manage to connect with a few kicks and punches. Credit to Jay-Z for not fighting back in what can best be described as Chris Brown's dream. Small elevator. Woman hits first. Nowhere to run. He's actually jerked off to that scenario thousands of times.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Solange Knowles finally has a hit



*5 Solange Knowles pictures total in the gallery:

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Kim Kardashian departing on a flight at Miami International Airport (4/16)

Beyonce likes Kim Kardashian about as much as the rest of society does, which makes their "chance" encounter at an L.A. dermatologist last week all the more awkward. From Radar:
An eyewitness to the ladies' awkward encounter at Dr. Howard Lancer's Beverly Hills office tells Radar that when Kardashian arrived, she "seemed so excited to see Beyoncé and was really eagerly going over to her."

"But Beyoncé looked like she wanted nothing to do with Kim and was really trying to stay away from her," the source says. "Kim was basically fawning all over her!"

The two women did have a brief chat, with Blue Ivy's mother asking about Kardashian's daughter North West.

"Beyoncé looked like she couldn't have cared less ...," the source continues. "It seemed so clear that she did not want to talk with Kim and was just being polite to her. They really didn't look at all like friends."
Can you blame Queen Bey for looking down her nose at this Kardashian rubbish container? Beyonce knows as well as I do that there's no such thing as a "chance" encounter in the world according to fatso. Kim loves associating with A-listers even more than she loves getting on her knees and degrading herself, so Beyonce had better get used to "running into" the fame whore. If Beyonce goes to the doctor, Kim will be there. If Beyonce gets harassed by rouge cops, Kim will record it on her hidden vag cam. If Beyonce needs to drop a chocolate loaf in a port-a-potty, Kim will be sitting inside the toilet, mouth open, tongue out. That's why as long as Kanye insists on courting horseflies, he is persona non grata in the Knowles household.

*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 1
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It's Beyonce and her fabulous life

Here's some pics of Beyonce and her fabulous life that she uploaded to Tumblr. I'm not exactly sure where she is, but it doesn't really matter. Pick a random spot on the globe with a beach, and Beyonce probably has a house there. Me? I've had Top Ramen for four straight meals now. I don't even like Top Ramen. FML.

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