Beyonce


Beyonce uses Airbnb, too!

Mildly Surprising: Beyonce stayed in an Airbnb for the Super Bowl.

Not Mildly Surprising
: It was a $10k/night, 11 acre contemporary estate in the Los Altos Hills. From Airbnb:
A contemporary statement like no other, this net-zero energy home, designed by Noel Cross Architects and built by Evans Construction, Inc. has a clear aesthetic vision for sustainability and design that works in harmony with the beauty of the surroundings. Tremendous walls of glass, some that entirely disappear provide seamless integration of indoor and outdoor spaces and take advantage of 270 degree views from San Francisco and across the bay to all of Silicon Valley.

Designed for entertaining, guest will enjoy the outdoor fireplace, vanished edge pool and spa. The game room includes full bar and pool table. The Studio Becker designed kitchen is a chef's delight with a bake center that include 5 ovens, steam oven, 3 dishwashers, butler pantry, induction cooktop and full outdoor kitchen.

Orchard with 60 fruit trees and rooftop vegetable garden provide fresh fruits and vegetables all year round. Chicken provide fresh eggs. Five bedroom suites provide the ultimate in privacy for guests. Stay in shape with a fully outfitted fitness center. Gated with surveillance system for privacy and security.
This ridiculous house may be $10k/night, but there's no way Beyonce paid that. Beyonce doesn't post a picture on Facebook and then mention the name of your company for free. Beyonce doesn't do anything for free. Beyonce doesn't even take a shit for free. "Whew, I just had a bowel movement larger than the trunk space in the all new Ford Taurus with APR as low as 0.9% for 36 months -- check your local dealer."

*7 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce Airbnb 1
  • Beyonce Airbnb 2
  • Beyonce Airbnb 3
  • Beyonce Airbnb 4
  • Beyonce Airbnb 5

Beyonce at the Tidal X: 1020 charity concert in Brooklyn (10/21)

Everyone's forgotten about Jay-Z's music streaming service Tidal (including Jay-Z himself), but Beyonce's not giving up so easily. She went full sideboob at the Tidal concert in Brooklyn last night. And now, look, I'm writing about Tidal. All because of Beyonce. She needs this to be a success, dammit. "I'm not letting that white devil bitch Taylor Swift outearn me!" - Beyonce probably thought to herself before the event last night. Shocking stuff, really. I've always thought of Beyonce as being more tolerant than that. I just lost a lot of respect for her. Sad.

*31 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce Sideboobies 1
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 2
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 3
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 4
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 5
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 6
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 7
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 8
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 9
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 10
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 11
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 12
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 13
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 14
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 15
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 16
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 17
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 18
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 19
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 20
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 21
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 22
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 23
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 24
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 25
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 26
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 27
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 28
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 29
  • Beyonce Sideboobies 30

Beyonce on Ile Sainte-Marguerite (9/16)

Here's the newest feature we're rolling out on Celebslam: Rich people doing rich people things. Basically it's a bunch of rich people doing rich people things. Like Beyonce, Jay-Z, and friends docking their yacht and visiting Ile Sainte-Marguerite earlier this week. Oh splendid. My absolute favorite island off Cannes.

READER TIP: Don't forget to try the bouillabaisse at Escale when you visit Sainte Marguerite. Pair it with a '04 Dom Perignon. To die for!

*15 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 1
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 2
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 3
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 4
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 5
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 6
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 7
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 8
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 9
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 10
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 11
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 12
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 13
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 14
  • Beyonce Ile Sainte Marguerite 15

Beyonce off the Amalfi Coast in Italy (9/10)

Here's Beyonce taking a tender to her yacht off the Amalfi Coast in Italy last week. Nothing. I understood nothing about that last sentence. Actually, check that: week. I at least know that a week is a unit of time. So aside from that word, I understood nothing.

*30 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce Yachting 1
  • Beyonce Yachting 2
  • Beyonce Yachting 3
  • Beyonce Yachting 4
  • Beyonce Yachting 5
  • Beyonce Yachting 6
  • Beyonce Yachting 7
  • Beyonce Yachting 8
  • Beyonce Yachting 9
  • Beyonce Yachting 10
  • Beyonce Yachting 11
  • Beyonce Yachting 12
  • Beyonce Yachting 13
  • Beyonce Yachting 14
  • Beyonce Yachting 15
  • Beyonce Yachting 16
  • Beyonce Yachting 17
  • Beyonce Yachting 18
  • Beyonce Yachting 19
  • Beyonce Yachting 20
  • Beyonce Yachting 21
  • Beyonce Yachting 22
  • Beyonce Yachting 23
  • Beyonce Yachting 24
  • Beyonce Yachting 25
  • Beyonce Yachting 26
  • Beyonce Yachting 27
  • Beyonce Yachting 28
  • Beyonce Yachting 29
  • Beyonce Yachting 30

Beyonce

Beyonce out and about in New York (5/20)

*15 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce in Yellow 1
  • Beyonce in Yellow 2
  • Beyonce in Yellow 3
  • Beyonce in Yellow 4
  • Beyonce in Yellow 5
  • Beyonce in Yellow 6
  • Beyonce in Yellow 7
  • Beyonce in Yellow 8
  • Beyonce in Yellow 9
  • Beyonce in Yellow 10
  • Beyonce in Yellow 11
  • Beyonce in Yellow 12
  • Beyonce in Yellow 13
  • Beyonce in Yellow 14
  • Beyonce in Yellow 15

Beyonce leaving an office building in New York (11/20)

Oh look, there's a candid picture of Beyonce drinking a Slurpee while leaving an office building in New York yesterday, label perfectly centered just by chance. It definitely doesn't look like 7-Eleven execs spent the last six months choreographing this. But seriously, Beyonce just made more for this picture than I'll make for the next 15 years combined. My lifetime Slurpee balance sheet is right around -$125. Beyonce's is +$2,000,000. Fuck her.

*4 Beyonce pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce Slurpee 1
  • Beyonce Slurpee 2
  • Beyonce Slurpee 3
  • Beyonce Slurpee 4

Jay-Z and Beyonce leaving the Royal Monceau Hotel in Paris (9/12)

Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting just a little bit full of themselves. They had the entrance to the Royal Monceau Hotel in Paris tarped off so all the mouth breathers on the street couldn't catch a glimpse of them. Because, um, then people would know what they look like? Did they tarp off Google as well? Seriously, you're not that important.

*5 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Beyonce Jay Z Big Heads 1
  • Beyonce Jay Z Big Heads 2
  • Beyonce Jay Z Big Heads 3
  • Beyonce Jay Z Big Heads 4
  • Beyonce Jay Z Big Heads 5

Jay-Z and Beyonce out and about in Portofino, Italy (9/6)

Trying to silence divorce rumors because look how in love they are oh my gosh they're so in love, Beyonce and Jay-Z are currently strolling around Portofino because look how in love they are. That's the two of them on Saturday. Saturday is leg day, isn't it Jay? Dammit, Jay.

*30 Beyonce and Jay-Z pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jay Z Weak Legs 1
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 2
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 3
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 4
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 5
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 6
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 7
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 8
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 9
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 10
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 11
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 12
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 13
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 14
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 15
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 1
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 2
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 3
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 4
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 5
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 6
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 7
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 8
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 9
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 10
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 11
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 12
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 13
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 14
  • Jay Z Weak Legs 15

Solange Knowles at the Met Gala last week

No one knows why, and they haven't issued a statement or anything, but after last week's Met Gala, Beyonce's sister Solange attacked Jay-Z in an elevator -- and it was all caught on camera. The three of them were leaving the afterparty at the Standard Hotel and were in an elevator when the incident occurred. Jay-Z's bodyguard held Solange back, but she did manage to connect with a few kicks and punches. Credit to Jay-Z for not fighting back in what can best be described as Chris Brown's dream. Small elevator. Woman hits first. Nowhere to run. He's actually jerked off to that scenario thousands of times.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Solange Knowles finally has a hit



*5 Solange Knowles pictures total in the gallery:

  • Solange Knowles Jay Z Fight 1
  • Solange Knowles Jay Z Fight 2
  • Solange Knowles Jay Z Fight 3
  • Solange Knowles Jay Z Fight 4
  • Solange Knowles Jay Z Fight 5

Kim Kardashian departing on a flight at Miami International Airport (4/16)

Beyonce likes Kim Kardashian about as much as the rest of society does, which makes their "chance" encounter at an L.A. dermatologist last week all the more awkward. From Radar:
An eyewitness to the ladies' awkward encounter at Dr. Howard Lancer's Beverly Hills office tells Radar that when Kardashian arrived, she "seemed so excited to see Beyoncé and was really eagerly going over to her."

"But Beyoncé looked like she wanted nothing to do with Kim and was really trying to stay away from her," the source says. "Kim was basically fawning all over her!"

The two women did have a brief chat, with Blue Ivy's mother asking about Kardashian's daughter North West.

"Beyoncé looked like she couldn't have cared less ...," the source continues. "It seemed so clear that she did not want to talk with Kim and was just being polite to her. They really didn't look at all like friends."
Can you blame Queen Bey for looking down her nose at this Kardashian rubbish container? Beyonce knows as well as I do that there's no such thing as a "chance" encounter in the world according to fatso. Kim loves associating with A-listers even more than she loves getting on her knees and degrading herself, so Beyonce had better get used to "running into" the fame whore. If Beyonce goes to the doctor, Kim will be there. If Beyonce gets harassed by rouge cops, Kim will record it on her hidden vag cam. If Beyonce needs to drop a chocolate loaf in a port-a-potty, Kim will be sitting inside the toilet, mouth open, tongue out. That's why as long as Kanye insists on courting horseflies, he is persona non grata in the Knowles household.

*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 1
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 2
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 3
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 4
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 5
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 6
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 7
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 8
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 9
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 10
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 11
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 12
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 13
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 14
  • Kim Kardashian Awkard Encounter 15