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10. Beyoncé Knowles

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“I’m happy with curves. I’m a real woman,” says Beyoncé, who somehow remains humble about the allure of her ample bosom, though it has been honored in various slo-mo videos that fans have posted online. In fact, the 26-year-old doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. “I have insecurities,” she admits. “Every day I look in the mirror and find something wrong. My legs could be more muscular, my waist just a little smaller and my boobs could be a little bigger. But I’d never have surgery.” “I don’t have a problem wearing sexy clothes,” she says.

9. Megan Fox

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When photos popped up on the Internet of Megan Fox emerging from the water practically topless — save for some see-through pasties — on the set of Jennifer’s Body, they caused a sensation. The Angelina Jolie look-alike, 22, may be a buxom stunner, but she still claims to be shy, saying she thinks of herself as “very masculine. I don’t feel sexy like that, especially not when you’re getting ready to film and there’s a crew of 1,000 men just waiting for you to lean over the hood of a car.” Megan admits that she once took the stage at a strip club. “I didn’t do nudity, but I made hundreds for just one song.”

8. Jennifer Aniston

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John Mayer could definitely dedicate his hit song “Your Body is a Wonderland” to his new girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. While the star of the upcoming film He’s Just Not That Into You isn’t at all shy about baring her body in teeny-tiny bikinis, she does get a bit miffed at allegations that she’s had plastic surgery. “It’s still mine. All of it. Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do,” says the 39-year-old, adding, “I really am pretty happy with what God gave me. Greek women are always round with big boobs.”

7. Audrina Patridge

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Long before Audrina Patridge found fame as one of Lauren Conrad’s best friends on The Hills, she was an aspiring model. She even posed for provocative topless pictures right after she graduated high school. “I intended for them to be artistic,” says the 23-year-old. She’s quick to add she’s “not ashamed” of the shots, and she has no reason to be since they proved she has perfect breasts. So, are there more sexy shoots in her future? “Audrina is a beautiful girl,” Playboy rep Lauren Melone tells In Touch, “and if she really is interested in posing for Playboy, our editors would love to talk to her directly.” “Leave my boobs alone,” Audrina once shot back at someone who’d asked if she had plastic surgery.

6. Katherine Heigl

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Katherine Heigl isn’t one of the women in Hollywood who had to get implants to get attention. “It’s disconcerting that there are so many women with fake breasts now that that’s the standard. Real boobs don’t look like that,” says the naturally blessed 29-year-old. “When I was 13, I was flat as a board. I actually prayed for big boobs. I developed at about 14, and they kept going. Obviously, prayer works!” Still, Katherine knows that male fans tend to not be so picky. “Most guys think whether they’re real or fake doesn’t really matter, as long as they’re big,” she says. “A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot,” says Katherine.

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Lunch with Beyoncé

Beyonce and Jay-Z tanning in Monaco

Beyoncé with boyfriend Jay-Z in Monaco

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Supermodels hate Beyoncé

Beyonce somehow gets the cover of the SI Swimsuit Edition

Wow, this is kind of a messed up move by the editors of Sports Illustrated. Models are already screwed up enough. We don’t need to fuel their insecurities by putting a heavily airbrushed pop star like Beyoncé on the cover of their swimsuit issue. You just know somewhere there’s a 107 pound supermodel crying her eyes out wondering if cutting out lunch will be good enough to get the cover next year. Her death will be on your hands Sports Illustrated. You sicken me.

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Will Smith totally wants to do Beyoncé

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In the upcoming issue of Tango Magazine, Jada Pinkett Smith reveals that she’s OK with husband Will Smith wanting to bang Beyoncé Knowles–since she wants to do the same to Dwayne Johnson aka “The Rock.”

“Will and I both have our little Hollywood crushes. For me, it used to be The Rock [wrestler-turned-actor Dwayne Douglas Johnson]. For Will, it was Salma Hayek and then Beyoncé for a while.”

In fact, while some Hollywood spouses get nervous about being married to a sex symbol, Pinkett is so comfortable with her husband’s hottie status that she says she wishes he’d do more on-screen smooching. “I wish Will would do more [love scenes]!,” Jada shares, “People want to see that.” (Source)

I know a lot of married couples have these cute little “celebrity exception” lists. You know what I’m talking about–the one celebrity it’s OK for each other to have sex with. It’s fun because the hookup is obviously never going to happen. But isn’t it sorta different if your husband is famous and his crush is actually attainable–like in the case of Will Smith and Beyoncé. He has a legitimate shot of laying the wood to her if he tried hard enough. It’s like me telling my wife my one celebrity exception is Jessica the stock girl from the grocery store. But honey, if you squint your eyes she kinda looks like Jessica Biel, she’s practically famous!

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Choose Your Own Adventure: Beyoncé Style!

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Some animal experts are pretty pissed that Beyoncé Knowles is exploiting alligators.

A world-renowned expert on reptiles has written an outraged letter to the former Destiny’s Child singer, suggesting that she abused an animal on the photo shoot for her new album B’day. “There was a shot where I held an alligator. It had its mouth taped - that was my bright idea,” Knowles recently told a magazine. “He was really cute, but since his mouth was taped he didn’t have any way to defend himself. He was upset so he peed on me. That was an experience!”

“As a specialist in reptile biology and welfare I’m concerned about your posing with a terrified baby alligator for your new album cover,” British biologist Clifford Warwick wrote to Knowles on behalf of PETA. “Humans and alligators are not natural bedfellows, and the two should not mix at events such as photo-shoots. In my view, doing so is arguably abusive to an animal.”

In honor of my childhood love for Choose Your Own Adventure books, I present: Choose your own Adventure-Celebslam Edition:

1. I’m sure the producers were standing around wondering what they should do with the gator until Beyonce saved the day by suggesting they should tape it’s mouth shut. I mean it’s not like they had alligator handlers on the set or anything like that. Nah. Couldn’t have. Proceed to step 4.

2. If taking a picture with an ugly beast constituted abuse, Kurt Russell would have been arrested years ago. Proceed to step 4.

3. The alligator peed on Beyonce? Hey Alligator, R. Kelly just called: he wants his shtick back. Proceed to step 4.

4. Beyoncé is a lying son-of-a-bitch. The end.

[WENN]

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