Bethenny Frankel


Bethenny Frankel out and abot in New York (10/23)

I'm not saying Bethenny Frankel is racist, but when she's around white people, she doesn't make them hold umbrellas.

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Bethenny Frankel in Miami (10/11)

Here's more of reality star Bethenny Frankel in a bikini over the weekend. She could technically be called "entrepreneur" since she sold her Skinnygirl brand of cocktails to Jim Beam for millions, but in truth, it's sorta hard to shake the "reality star" label once you've sold your soul to Bravo. It's kinda like being a serial killer. No one ever calls John Wayne Gacy a salesman . . . not that I'm equating a reality star with John Wayne Gacy. I'd much rather be alone in a room with John Wayne Gacy.

*30 Bethenny Frankel bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Bethenny Frankel in a bikini (10/10)

Fresh off the judge in her divorce case telling her to stop wearing her 4-year-old daughter's clothing (seriously), here's reality-star-turned-talk-show-host-turned-fired Bethenny Frankel in Miami on Friday. Bethenny is gonna be a huge star . . . as soon as scientists figure out how women can live without heads. I'm not saying she's annoying, but I am saying that I'd rather listen to an audiotape of my own conception instead of her.

*30 Bethenny Frankel bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bethenny Frankel Blue Bikini Body 1
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Bethenny Frankel bikini pics! (Miami - 1/1)

That's reality star-turned talk show host Bethenny Frankel in Miami for the New Year. Bethenny has a pretty ridiculous body for a 43-year-old. Her face . . . well . . . interesting weather we've been having lately.

*30 Bethenny Frankel bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, August 13

Bethenny Frankel at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle Deleasa shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Chloe Moretz arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde out and about in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Minka Kelly at the premiere of The Butler in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Angelina Jolie catching a helicopter out of London (pics start here)

Kelly Brook out and about in London, England (pics start here)

Socialite Tamara Ecclestone leaving the Rivington after lunch in London, England (pics start here)

Selma Blair and her son out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Actress Teresa Palmer out and about in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon biking and ziplining in Villefranche-sur-Mer, France (pics start here)

Adriana Lima going to lunch with her family in Miami (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Bethenny Frankel bikini pics! (Miami - 4/20)

That's former reality star Bethenny Frankel in Miami on Saturday . . . though I use the term "former" very loosely. Once a reality star, always a reality star. Like a gay porn star. Once you suck some dude's cock for cash, you can never wash that shame off. Not even with Tide, and that shit is expensive.

*33 Bethenny Frankel bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Bethenny Frankel in Bondi Beach, Australia (2/18)

Here's reality star Bethenny Frankel in Australia earlier this week. Bethenny would actually be ridiculously hot for a 42-year-old if not for that pesky little thing about needing a head to survive. It's almost like God personally sculpted her body, but outsourced the creation of her face to the cheapest dude he could find in India.

*35 Bethenny Frankel pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bethenny Frankel Bondi Beach Bikini 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, November 28

Reality star/talk show host Bethenny Frankel in Miami (pics start here)

Sophia Bush shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Shanna Moakler leaving Bootsy Bellows nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Anne V at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Adam Levine and his girlfriend Behati Prinsloo out for a drive in L.A. (pics start here)

Alyssa Milano leaving the Yo Gabba Gabba show at the Nokie Theatre in L.A. (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway walking her dog in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez taking her dog to the vet in Encino (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr on her way to a photoshoot in Manhattan (pics start here)

Ellen Pompeo out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Carrie Underwood performing at the Palace of Auburn Hills in Detroit (pics start here)

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Bethenny Frankel out and about in New York (5/1)

It really doesn't get any worse than two reality stars hooking up with each other, so you can imagine my disgust after reading this story about Bethenny Frankel making out with The Situation. Pardon me, I need to go take a shower with a wire brush. From the National Enquirer:
The embarrassing story began to unfold in October, when a website printed a "blind-item" that read: "Strangest hookup ever...This controversial female married A-list reality star spend a good five minutes making out with this second fiddle reality star who thinks he is way better than he is." On April 21, the site revealed that the subjects of the item were Bethenny and 29-year-old Sorrentino!

"Bethenny has vehemently denied it, calling the rumor 'a lot of B.S.,'" a source at the Bravo network said. But her husband of two years, Jason Hoppy, isn't so sure. "He's been suspicious for some time because of all the problems they've had. Bethenny's marriage to Jason has already been hanging by a thread, and this could finally sink it."

Bethenny is also worried how the rumor could affect her new talk show, which will begin a test run on FOX stations in June. "Getting mixed up with someone like Mike Sorrentino, who has just been through rehab, is the last thing Bethenny needs right now," added the source. "The timing couldn't be worse." (Print Edition - 5/12)
Is this an episode of The Twilight Zone? I think I might have fallen through a wormhole into an alternate universe, because I'm just finding out that there's such a thing as a "reality A-list." I'll admit that there's an interview hierarchy when it comes to fame whores, but calling them "A-list" cheapens the term for people like me. Who's Bethenny Frankel? She's Octomom with jowls and a tighter pussy. Bethenny should consider herself lucky that The Situation is into pig slopping.

That being said, I have a wee problem with some of the other points made in this piece, like calling Jersey Shore second fiddle. Jersey Shore is the biggest reality show of them all. MTV is fist-pumping spin-off after spin-off of that ratings monster. Bethenny Frankel made her bones being the most self-serving attention whore from the entire Real Housewives franchise (aka Real World, But with Parents), and that's saying something. Even Paris Hilton blushes when she watched that show . . . actually, that might just be a flare-up.

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Bethenny Frankel bikini candids! (Miami - 2/29)

Here's even more bikini pics of reality star Bethenny Frankel (more here and here) in Miami. She looks a little annoyed to see the paparazzi. And really, who can blame her. After starring on The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, The Real Houswives of New York, Bethenny Getting Married?, Skating with the Stars, and Bethenny Ever After, it's pretty clear that she just wants to be left alone. She's like the modern day J.D. Salinger.

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