Paris and Benji broke up?

Paris Hilton dating MySpace dude
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s relationship may be over. According to sources, Paris is “definitely” dating MySpace cofounder and CEO Chris DeWolfe. And since this just wouldn’t be a Paris Hilton story without some kind of slutty angle, he’s married. From TechChrunch (who never writes about celebrity stuff so this is pretty credible):
42 year old MySpace cofounder and CEO Chris DeWolfe has been dating 27 year old Paris Hilton for at least a few weeks, sources close to the company confirm. We first got wind of this when we saw DeWolfe in a random video clip with Hilton from last month. He’s also been throwing parties in the Hamptons, and Hilton has been at all of them.
Now we’ve got a source in New York that’s confirming the two are dating. DeWolfe is hosting yet another party tonight in the Hamptons, and Hilton will reportedly be there as his date. This is a brilliant marketing move for MySpace (or for Hilton?). Or maybe they actually like each other. All we’ve confirmed is that they are definitely dating.
As far as we can tell DeWolfe still has a wife (but is reportedly separated) and Hilton still has an official boyfriend, but whatever, this is Hollywood. Best of luck to both of them. (Source)
Now that he’s a famous multi-millionaire, it sounds like Chris can finally afford to go off the deep end. But instead of cutting off his own ear like a civilized celebrity, he’s decided to do something even more destructive: date Paris Hilton. Going out with Paris is like playing Russian Roulette with a loaded handgun. Except, instead of bullets, the gun is filled with different STDs. And instead of a handgun, it’s a vagina that looks like this. Poor guy. Those of you in the Southern California area, I’m holding a candlelight vigil for DeWolfe’s penis tonight. Email me for details.
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