Archive: Benji Madden

Paris Hilton dating MySpace dude

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s relationship may be over. According to sources, Paris is “definitely” dating MySpace cofounder and CEO Chris DeWolfe. And since this just wouldn’t be a Paris Hilton story without some kind of slutty angle, he’s married. From TechChrunch (who never writes about celebrity stuff so this is pretty credible):

42 year old MySpace cofounder and CEO Chris DeWolfe has been dating 27 year old Paris Hilton for at least a few weeks, sources close to the company confirm. We first got wind of this when we saw DeWolfe in a random video clip with Hilton from last month. He’s also been throwing parties in the Hamptons, and Hilton has been at all of them.

Now we’ve got a source in New York that’s confirming the two are dating. DeWolfe is hosting yet another party tonight in the Hamptons, and Hilton will reportedly be there as his date. This is a brilliant marketing move for MySpace (or for Hilton?). Or maybe they actually like each other. All we’ve confirmed is that they are definitely dating.

As far as we can tell DeWolfe still has a wife (but is reportedly separated) and Hilton still has an official boyfriend, but whatever, this is Hollywood. Best of luck to both of them. (Source)

Now that he’s a famous multi-millionaire, it sounds like Chris can finally afford to go off the deep end. But instead of cutting off his own ear like a civilized celebrity, he’s decided to do something even more destructive: date Paris Hilton. Going out with Paris is like playing Russian Roulette with a loaded handgun. Except, instead of bullets, the gun is filled with different STDs. And instead of a handgun, it’s a vagina that looks like this. Poor guy. Those of you in the Southern California area, I’m holding a candlelight vigil for DeWolfe’s penis tonight. Email me for details.

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Paris Hilton in Copenhagen, Denmark (8/5)

+ Lucy Pinder (and friends) are topless in Zoo [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Hayden Panettiere rockin’ the yoga pants [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Eva Herzigova Topless Pictures from GQ Italy [Egotastic!]
+ The Borat bikini for girls [College Humor]
+ Sarah Larson has not fallen off the face of the earth yet [Bastardly]

+ Angie Harmon pregnant, Lisa Marie Presley expecting twins [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Sienna Miller back to homewrecking [Dlisted]
+ Monica Bellucci is a goddess [Popoholic]
+ Rihanna and her bitch [A Socialite’s Life]

+ Definitely NOT hot [Double Viking]
+ Kim Kardashian and her tight top go shopping [F-Listed]
+ I would love to throw O.J. off that train [Busted Coverage]
+ Raw footage of the earthquake striking Judge Judy [NinjaDude]

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Paris Hilton wants to get pregnant

No real shock here but Paris Hilton is jealous of all the attention Nicole Richie’s baby brought her — so jealous that she’s trying to get boyfriend-of-six-months Benji Madden to use only one condom when he has sex with her instead of the normal eleven. A friend of the heirhead told the New York Post:

“[Paris] is jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she’s fallen off in the tabs lately. A baby would put her back in the news.”

Hilton, who’s only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she’s never done before - swearing off drugs and booze in an attempt to try and spawn. (Source)

If Paris thinks she’ll ever conceive a child, she’s kidding herself. Her uterus is more beat up than a prostitute that JUST . . . WON’T . . . LISTEN. Besides, it’s a little hard to get pregnant when your boyfriend’s successfully convinced you that babies are made through a woman’s esophagus. If Paris really wants to have a kid, there is one option that never fails: move to Louisiana.

Paris Hilton’s parents (No, really)

It’s getting serious between Paris Hilton and Benji Madden. The two have already introduced their parents to each other. Paris’ mom Kathy (that charmer above) told In Touch:

“I have met Benji’s mother, Robin, and she is very nice . . . We were all cleaning the kitchen together after the (Memorial Day) barbecue, and Paris helped . . . I think [Benji] sees the real Paris.”

Kathy Hilton is obviously off her meds. With her daughter’s fake hair extensions, colored contacts, nose job, and hair coloring, it’s hard to believe that anyone could “see the real Paris.” Benji getting to know Paris deep down inside* is about as likely as a dyslexic solving a rubic’s cube in the dark — neither is going to get accomplished without a lot of luck and cramped fingers.

*Also getting to know Paris deep down inside: 34,752 male (and 17 female) residents of Los Angeles and that broken shop vac she keeps under her bed.

Benji Madden is in love

I guess Benji Madden really is in love with Paris Hilton. Paris told People magazine Monday that her new “best friend” recorded a very special love song for her. All together now: Awwwwwwwwwww.

“Benji’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what . . . He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.” (Source)

A love song? Benji does realize he’s dating Paris Hilton, right? Pulling out is a romantic gesture to that chick. Writing her a song to get some ass is like squirrel hunting with a guided missile. It’s a little overkill.

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The aftermath

Glen Gurniak filed a hit and run report against Benji Madden today after the rocker allegedly ran over the paparazzo’s foot Thursday night while leaving Foxtail nightclub in West Hollywood (Paris Hilton was in the passenger seat). Gurniak told Splash News:

“There were too many people that side of the car so he swung the wheels in my direction on the other side of the car and got my foot trapped under the wheel. I yelled at him: ‘Dude, you’ve pinched my foot under the wheel, don’t drive, don’t drive,’” Gurniak said. “He turned and looked at me out of the window and then just drove. I fell to the floor as the car stopped and was just laying on the floor as everyone was screaming at him that he’d run me over.” (Source)

We can assume that the “loud yelping sound” didn’t come from Paris since her mouth was probably full . . . of Benji. Besides, what’s the big deal about this story anyway? Benji probably performs a “hit and run” on Paris every night — of course the main difference between the two is that in a car you can use an airbag for protection. In Paris, you’re screwed.

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Sophie Monk in L.A. (2/27)

By now you probably know that Paris Hilton is dating Benji Madden — Joel Madden’s twin brother. Benji and his girlfriend of two years Sophie Monk broke up less than two weeks ago. But not because of Paris. Sophie wants to make that very clear. In a statement released over the weekend, Monk said:

“Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.” (Source)

Ouch. You can just feel the antipathy for Paris in that statement. Getting dumped for that bitch is probably the most humiliating thing that can happen to a famous woman. I think it would have been less embarrassing for Sophie if she had just admitted that Benji left her because she had crabs.

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