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Benicio Del Toro is a communist!

Pacific Coast News

Benicio Del Toro is finding it tougher to get through airport security because of the beard he grew for his role as Che Guevara in The Argentine. The actor tells the October issue of Esquire:

"It makes airports tougher. There's a different line for the dangerous-looking characters. Girls don't check you out as much, and guys look down. But it's funny, the looks I get from street people. Suddenly, I'm their brother." (Source)

Is it just me or is this guy's face starting to look hairy as Vanessa Hudgen's . . . ummm . . . just click here (NSFW). And I've got a news flash for you Benicio: It's not the pubes on your face that are turning off the girls, it's YOUR FACE. This guy's mug looks like it caught fire when he was a baby and his mother tried to put it out with an ice pick. Just goes to show that if you're a celebrity, it doesn't matter how fugly you are, you'll still get laid. Case in point - Brad Pitt. He disgusts me.

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Benicio Del Toro lost his razor

Faded Youth

Imagine if this look caught on in Hollywood. If not for their Range Rovers, painkiller addictions, and lack of souls, you couldn't tell the celebrities apart from the hobos. I wouldn't know who to throw glass bottles at when I got drunk!

NOTE: If you're wondering why Benicio suddenly looks like he's living off the grid, he's getting ready for his latest film The Wolf Man. Based on a true story. Not really.