Benicio Del Toro

Kimberly Stewart is high

Kimberly Stewart actually thinks that because Benicio del Toro got drunk one night and went raw dog on her, it means he wants to be her boyfriend. Aw, how cute. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Even though Kimberly Stewart knew it was only a one-night stand with Benicio del Toro that got her pregnant, friends say the daughter of rock legend Rod Stewart has been disappointed by the Oscar winner’s tepid response to the arrival of the couple’s daughter — born on Kimberly Stewart’s 32nd birthday Sunday ...

But a longtime friend of Alana Stewart told me Kimberly truly thought her pregnancy would lead to a “real relationship with Benicio. But she always lives in a fantasy world when it comes to men. This is just another example of it.”

What did Kimberly expect? This is probably the biggest mistake of Benicio's life (besides The Wolfman) and she thought he'd show up to celebrate? The only way Benicio was going to have anything to do with Kimberly's pregnancy is if she needed a ride to Planned Parenthood.

*31 Kimberly Stewart pictures total in the gallery:

Benicio Del Toro knocked up Kimberly Stewart

Kimberly Stewart was Lindsay Lohan before Lindsay Lohan was Lindsay Lohan, but for the past few years, she's been keeping a low profile. Well, she's back. And pregnant with Benicio Del Toro's bastard child. Wait, what? Life & Style says:

Life & Style can confirm exclusively that Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, is pregnant with actor Benicio del Toro's baby, a rep for Benicio confirms.

"Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive," Benicio's rep, Robin Baum, tells Life & Style exclusively. "Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby."

"They are not a couple" is just a nice way of saying that Benicio got really drunk and jumped Kimberly in a bathroom stall. And of course he didn't use a condom. See, this is why when I hook up with famous chicks, I have a strict "BJs only" policy. And of course they all beg me to make an exception "just this once." But how fair would that be to everyone else, I ask them, how fair would that be?

*15 Kimberly Stewart pictures total in the gallery:

Benicio del Toro leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (1/16)

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Benicio Del Toro leaving Villa nightclub in Hollywood (2/12)

Do you think famous people ever drunk-dial other famous people? I hope so because when I get famous I want to drunk-dial MacGyver. "I have an idea. Instead of using the gunpowder from bullets in the loaded gun you just found to create a small explosion to divert the attention of the guard for a split second so you can overpower him, tie him up, and then escape, JUST FUCKING SHOOT HIM!"