Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner in venice last year Jennifer Garner has turned to sex counseling in an attempt to save her marriage with Ben Affleck. The actress has been seen with famed sex therapist Dr. Holly Hein -- author of the bestselling book
More BJs You Idiot -- several times in the past month . . . OK, I might have made that book title up. A source told
Star:
"Jennifer has had some ups and downs with Ben, and she likes to check in with Dr. Hein once in a while . . . Ben’s great, but he can be very insecure. He likes Jen to play the devoted wife all the time. Jennifer doesn’t want to lose him. She’s in this for the long haul."
The best way for Ben and Jen to keep their romance alive: roleplaying. Jen should pretend she's still attractive and Ben should make believe he still has a career. Also, she should wear socks when they bang. That
freaky toe is sure to kill any guy's wood. Finally, if Jen really wants her relationship with Ben to work, there's always one thing she can do that's sure to turn Ben on: Dress up like Matt Damon.
When epic foreheads collide
Yesterday Jennifer Garner finally confirmed that she's been knocked up by Ben Affleck in another attempt to get the lauded Nobel Prize for "child with biggest forehead." From the New York Post:
"When asked by a USA Today reporter about her upcoming projects, Jen pointed at her bulging bump and said, "This."She then went on to joke, "Oh, I'm not pregnant. I just had a lot of carbs for breakfast. It's just — what do they call it — a breakfast pouch?""
She could spend the rest of her life pregnant but the "bulging bump" she's known for is that monstrosity sitting between her eyebrows and hair. If the sun hit it at the right angle she'd be able to flag down planes and pick up XM radio. Does that thing get HD?
Jennifer Garner in L.A. yesterday
I mean pregnant. OK, both. Garner's former Alias co-star Victor Garber confirmed the last few weeks of rumors about Garner being knocked up. She told Us Weekly:
"Yes, she is," Garber, who currently stars on ABC's Eli Stone, told Us in a taped interview when asked if recent speculation was true that the couple is expecting. A source adds, "She is five months pregnant. They are very happy." (Source)
We can only hope that Garner and Affleck's marriage goes smoother than the couple I wrote about earlier, Britney and K-Fed. But when you think about it, Federline and Affleck do have a lot in common. They both have kick-ass sperm and they both suck at anything that isn't related to making babies. When Britney has to stop making child support payments in 2024, K-Fed should invite Ben over to his new studio apartment in Riverside for a beer. They seem like they'd be natural friends.
NOTE: Freakiest foot EVER
[Flynet]
Something happened somewhere:
Ben Affleck finally shaved his grungy beard because it wasn't winning fan support in the bedroom! Wife Jennifer Garner balked at getting scruff-scratched in the clinches, says a pal – and complained that daughter Violet's cheeks were beard-burned cheeks from Daddy-hugs! But what finally made Ben lunge for the razor was Jen's threat that if he didn't go preppy pronto, she'd quit shaving her legs! (Source)
Honestly I had a story written for this and it was hilarious. But then I found these pictures of Ben and his friend Matt Damon in Hawaii. Matt ... he gets a pass. Ben ... my god what a dork. Wearing those shorts, I feel like I should beat him up and take his lunch money.
