Alessandra Ambrosio is drunk Thursday was a banner night for supermodels getting wasted. Posted
those pics of Cindy Crawford earlier and here's Alessandra Ambrosio before the Los Premios MTV 2009 Latin America Awards, and after the afterparty at Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood. Apparently the only drink they serve there is moonshine.
Cindy Crawford is drunk On the left, Cindy Crawford before the Omega Constellation 2009 Launch party in London last night, on the right, after. On the left, Cindy Crawford before blowing her husband in a taxi in full view of the driver, on the right, after.
On the left, Eva Longoria leaving Beso restaurant in West Hollywood on Wednesday night, on the right, Eva at LAX airport on Thursday morning I don't know who Eva Longoria's makeup artist is (George Lucas?), but he needs a raise. Holy crap. I'm surprised he didn't sign her face like a painter when he finished applying her makeup. "Another masterpiece!"
Katie Price leaving Balans restaurant in London (7/19)
Before and after pictures -- one of the reasons I'm glad I'm not famous. Could you imagine waking up the morning after a night of heavy drinking and seeing these kinds of pics of yourself splashed across the internet? One pic you're smiling, anticipating a night of fun, the next you're running down the street butt naked wearing a sombrero and pink bow tie . . . or was it red? Either way, my original point stands: open bars at wedding receptions kick serious ass.
Mischa Barton at the Dior fashion show in Paris in January (L) and at the Harrods Summer Sale launch in London in June (R) Is she using a different eyeshadow? Something seems different about her . . .
Karen Mulder in 1995 and 2009 Former Victoria's Secret Angel Karen Mulder was arrested in Paris today after making a series of "vicious" telephone calls to her plastic surgeon. Gee, I wonder why? From the
Daily Mail:
Dutch-born Mulder, who made her name in the nineties alongside Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen and Kate Moss, was thought to have asked for a previous operation to be reversed.
A detective said: "She was screaming and shouting about the operation and became extremely threatening. There were repeated calls to the female surgeon who was extremely scared. The suspect is being interviewed."
Holy crap, talk about a short temper. I mean, a plastic surgeon turns you into a monster
one time and you get all pissy. I think I speak for everyone here in saying that Karen needs to relax.
Haylie Duff in November last year (l), Haylie Duff yesterday (r) Haylie Duff debuted her fancy new nose and chin yesterday in L.A. According to
Star, the work probably set her back $20k. But really, in true economic terms, it cost her $70k. You have to factor in the $50k that she'll no longer be making working for the DEA, sniffing out drugs at the airport.
Danielle Lloyd before and after the fight Former Miss Great Britain and current model/actress Danielle Lloyd was involved in a vicious fight last night at a nightclub in London. Danielle -- a veteran of many nip slips -- was cut in the leg so bad that we almost had the first calf muscle slip in celebrity history. While Danielle is claiming the attack was unprovoked, a witness told
Holy Moly UK otherwise:
"Danielle spent the whole evening at her table at the centre of the club all over her guy completely drunk. They were with two other couples who were equally as drunk.
"It started when one of the girls sitting at the other tables accidentally grabbed or caught one of her hair extensions. The girl apologised but Danielle wouldn't let it rest and decided it would be a good idea to stand up on the glass table top, joining several other girls who were dancing.
"She had a face like thunder and you knew there was going to be trouble. Two of the girls got off the table but she chose to keep bumping into one of the girls next to her. Not sure what the other girl said but Danielle was shouting right in her face with her hands in the air. Then as the girl turned her back, Danielle grabbed her hair and they all came tumbling down onto the glass table below (everyone in the club saw this so there are bound to be pics out there somewhere).
"There was a massive scuffle/fight on the floor with a few of the girls getting stuck in until the bouncers decided to get involved. I have to admit there was so much blood one of my mates felt faint. Danielle had a massive cut on her leg which was gushing out so they had to lay her down with it elevated until her guy decided to carry her out."
Back in my day tablemakers used to take pride in their craftsmanship. Many a whore could dance on top of a glass table without it shattering. Nowadays it just seems like it's all about cutting costs and corners at the expense of safety. All in the name of profit. But I must ask you: Is there no greater profit in this world than the smile plastered across a whore's face as she drunkenly flashes her tits and dances on a table she knows will support her weight and possibly the weight of another woman she met in the bathroom four minutes ago but is already making out with? I don't even have to answer that question. Really makes you think, doesn't it?
Before and After The
American Idol "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell made an appearance on last night's finale. I can't quite put my finger on it but something seems different about her. I think she has a new hairstyle.
Christina Aguilera entering (L) and leaving (R) The Room nightclub in West Hollywood (4/27)
I give Christina a "B" for the effort. She clearly nailed the makeup. But what about the flower that squirts water, the big goofy shoes, and the picture on the Megan's Law website? Wait . . . she is trying to mimic a birthday party clown, right?
