Kanye West at the Video Music Awards in New York (9/13)
Check out what
ABC News' Terry Moran posted on his Twitter yesterday (since deleted):
Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a "jackass" for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT'S presidential.
An ABC spokesman later told
Politico:
"In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview. This was done before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong. We apologize to the White House and CNBC and are taking steps to ensure that it will not happen again."
Name-calling's a nice start, but the President can do so much more. He can pretty much guarantee himself a second term if he names Kanye the Ambassador of Afghanistan or North Korea or somewhere else you die as soon as you step off the plane. I can see Kanye's blog already:
SOMALIA IS VERY NICE IT IS MUCH NICER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BULLET JUST WENT THROUGH MY SHOULDER. IT IS VERY PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS KNOWING I WILL NEVER BE RECOGNIZED AS THE TRUE ARTISTIC GENIUS THAT I AM.
Michelle Obama might kill BeyonceBeyonce better watch her back. Michelle Obama is *this* close to going Chris Brown on her ass. The first lady is not pleased with how Beyonce's acting around her husband. A source told the
National Enquirer:
"Beyonce has spent months gushing over President Obama, and when she was in the same room with him, she couldn't tear her eyes away from him. Before things got out of hand, Michelle got word to Beyonce to tone things down or risk being banned from the White House in the future.
"On President Obama's big night, Michelle was cordial to Beyonce, but gave her the cold shoulder at the inauguration festivites. When Beyonce went to hug her, Michelle gave her a forced smile and clutched her hand instead." (Print Edition - 2/9)
It must be nice holding a grudge against someone and being in such a high position of authority. For example, I'd love to send my neighbor to Guantanamo at the snap of my finger. Let's see his bitch ass try to blast his stereo at 2 AM when he's locked in a 4x8 cell. Damn I want to be first lady . . . is Barack into white guys or is he strictly a ladies man? I'm practically disease free if that helps.
Mariah Carey singing at the Neighborhood Inaugural Ball (1/20)
Mariah Carey was shocked after being treated like a common celebrity at the Neighborhood Ball Tuesday night in Washington, and not the ultra-super-duper-important celebrity she actually is. Organizers even had the gall to seat Carey in the VIP section with such low-rent celebs as Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys, and Bruce Springsteen. Ugh, the nerve! From the
New York Post:
Some divas cling to their high-maintenance ways even at moments of historic national import. Mariah Carey, who performed at the Neighborhood Ball for President and Michelle Obama, was "furious" when she found out where she'd be seated for the inauguration. A spy said, "Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she'd be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn't, she bailed." (Source)
Instead of Mariah, Barack's mother-in-law Marian sat at the table. Which is a bunch of bullshit of course. How many times has that bitch sold out Madison Square Garden? How many gold records does she have? NONE.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag out and about in L.A. (1/17)
Uh oh, bad sign for President Obama. He has Heidi and Spencer's support. That cannot be a good thing. Pretty much the only worse thing that could happen to him today would be a bird shitting on him in the middle of his inauguration speech.
Barack Obama in Kailua, Hawaii (12/21)
I'm looking at you France. Consider this a warning.
