Everyone now wants to hook up with the dude Bar Refaeli kissed in the GoDaddy commercial (aka Jesse Heiman), which just helps prove my theory that women, in general, are soulless fame vultures. From the New York Post:
Is Jesse Heiman actually becoming a sex symbol? The flabby actor was spotted surrounded by women wanting pictures with him at Carmine's Times Square recently while he dined with pals. The unlikely ladies' man, 34, has reportedly been getting date requests and even an offer to do porn (which he declined). The Super Bowl shoot featuring Heiman and Refaeli French-kissing was supposed to demonstrate the "nerdy" and "sexy" sides of the site and reportedly took 65 takes of smooching to get right.
Go for it, Jesse. Don't be shy now. You owe it to every homely dude who's ever been cockblocked and/or humiliated by a hot chick to give those fame-digging skanks some of your nerd goo. Bar Refaeli did you the favor of a lifetime by letting you put your Geek Squad tongue in her mouth on TV -- don't waste that gift. Trust me, dude, your celebrity status won't last much longer so you might as well stop being a gentleman and start being Joe Francis (i.e. an asshole). And remember, "no" really only means "no" if you have a shitty legal team.
Seems like some Barcelona soccer WAGs are not too happy with Bar Refaeli and her "obsession" with their boyfriends. They basically hate the bitch. From the New York Daily News:
The Israeli beauty has been a regular fixture at FC Barcelona's Nou Camp stadium in recent months -- and her visits often end with her uploading the snaps onto Twitter. Cesc Fabregas and Shakira's boyfriend Gerard Pique have both stared into the lens alongside Maxim magazine's sexiest woman of 2012. And this week team captain Xavi Hernandez who she has since described as like "a little brother," was targeted by the snap-happy supermodel after training. But the uploading of the pictures has led to Fabregas' girlfriend, Lebanese model Daniella Semaan, to take to the social networking site to berate her catwalk colleague.
She posted: "The obsession with some models with certain players is starting to get ridiculous. Have a bit of respect, please!"
The message was immediately retweeted by Julia Vigas, the girlfriend of fellow Barcelona midfield star Thiago.
OK, the WAGs have made it very clear that they're a very big deal in a one-horse town like Barcelona, but this is Bar Refaeli they're taking on. She's not the typical European stadium rat, like Daniella and Julia (who got lucky and are dating the Spanish version of celebrity athletes). If the models of the world were the Superfriends, then Bar would be Superman while the WAGs fall somewhere in between Aquaman's tight pants and the Wonder Twins' flying monkey.
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+ Isabeli Fontana in a tight dress [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Biel in leather pants [Popoholic]
+ Paris Hilton got sexually assaulted [Guyism]
+ Really hot fit chicks [Caveman Circus]
+ Sarah Longbottom might be the world hottest MMA ring girl [Busted Coverage]
+ Brad Pitt gets Marleyfied [Socialite Life]
+ Tom Cruise got spanked by a man [Dlisted]
+ I think I'm in love [Double Viking]
+ Sara Sampaio brings furnace-level hotness [Brobible]
+ Courtney Stodden is an old soul [Evil Beet]
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