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Remember Lance Bass training to go to the International Space Station a few years ago? The mission never got off the ground so to speak. Well Jackass star Bam Margera commemorated the failed mission via a painting in his garage. According to a visitor to Bam's West Chester, PA home:

"There's a big portrait of Lance in an astronaut uniform, smiling broadly and holding his helmet proudly. In the background is a NASA shuttle ascending to space on a giant rainbow."

argera confirmed it was Bass to friends, saying: "Hell yeah! The guy from 'N Sync who wanted to go to outer space, but never made it and was all gay and shit!" (Source)

Of course Bam Margera's not gay. Plenty of straight dudes have hobbies that include beating up their naked father while he's taking a dump, hanging out with dudes who staple their scrotum to their thigh, and watching their friends use their penis as snake-bait. And really, what straight guy wouldn't marry a chick that looked like a tranny?

Either this is one of the oddest porn movie shoots ever or Paris Hilton is a bigger whore than even I could have imagined. Now that I think about it, it's probably both. On a related note, I bet Paris doesn't even know what Christmas is. My last ex-girlfriend thought it was the day that Jesus Christ lost his virginity. Thank God she had huge jugs.