Bai Ling at the 5th Anniversary Of Cathy's Kids Foundation Dinner held at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood (4/17)
Someone might wanna tell Bai Ling that charity dinners to raise money for cancer and photoshoots for
Hustler actually aren't the same thing. Pretty much the only way she could acted more inappropriately is if she had dressed up as the Grim Reaper.
Mickey Rourke outside My House nightclub in West Hollywood (4/1)
Bai Ling -- who seemingly has
no shame whatsoever -- really really really doesn't want you to think she hooked up with Mickey Rourke. Earlier in January, Ling "
accosted" Rourke at a party in Hollywood and the two made out all night. The actress' -- and I use that term in the loosest sense imaginable -- publicist told the
New York Post:
"While Bai Ling, who is single, has dated a lot during her career, she isn't some 'whore' who hooks on to rising actors. She considers Mickey Rourke a friend. He sent a car for her. She never had an interest in dating him. The next day it was all over the tabloids . . . Though she is an iconoclast with her fashion, too often she's mislabeled as a tawdry Holly Golightly."
Uh oh. If Mickey's smart, he'll cash in on his new-found 15 minutes STAT. Because if a nobody like Bai Ling is denying she hooked up with you, you know your career is circling the toilet. It's great how Bai's agent made a point of letting everyone know that his client isn't a "whore." I completely agree. I've always called the girls I've "visited" that look like her "deep tissue masseuses" . . . that forget to wear their tops.*
*BTW, if you've seen Bai Ling topless, you'll find yourself thinking: "That's not a nipple . . .
that's a Space Station." (
Link NSFW)
Bai Ling topless!I don't know where these pics came from. They look like they may have been taken at one of those picture studios they have at the mall. I can't believe Bai didn't dress up in any of the old timey western gear. That's my favorite. I'm a gunslinger!
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Bai Ling at the HBO Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/11)
It's official. Bai Ling has hooked up with every male in Hollywood except the kid that plays Charlie Sheen's nephew on
Two and a Half Men. From the
New York Post:
Mickey Rourke is already reaping the benefits of his comeback. The star of "The Wrestler" was at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood the other night with Sean Penn and his long-suffering wife, Robin Wright Penn, when, our witnesses said, Rourke was accosted by fame-craving Bai Ling. Rourke was only too happy to oblige the Chinese-born actress and the two "made out and partied pretty hard." (Source)
I'd hardly say Mickey Rourke was "reaping the benefits of his comeback" by hooking up with Bai Ling. It's more like he was solidifying his fall from relevance. The only people that hook up with that whacked-out chick are washed-up actors and dudes that like
three-inch-long nipples.* Pretty much the only way Mickey could have done worse is if he'd hooked up with a chick that looked exactly like him. Luckily for Mickey, last call at the burn unit is like 7pm.
*Me ;)

Bai Ling has nipples
Bai Ling flashed her freaky nips last night at the Hollywood premiere of The X-Files. I love the reaction of that photographer in the background. He must be new to the scene. A year from now, he'll get that same expression on his face whenever Bai doesn't act like a total whore on the red carpet. "Oh my god! She's wearing a turtleneck!"
[Flynet]

Bai Ling bikini pics! (Malibu - 5/4)
I can't believe I've posted something about this chick two days in a row. It's really not my fault -- I'm contractually obligated to post any and all bikini pics I run across. My boss Linda also forces me to wear this size medium shirt even though it's clearly too small for my rippling muscles. I don't get it.

She learned photography from the same guy that taught her English
Bai Ling's legal troubles are over. Last month the actress was arrested at LAX for stealing two Star magazines and a pack of batteries. This week Ling agreed to plead guilty to disturbing the peace and pay a fine and penalties totaling $700 . . . plead "guilty" as in she was "guilty" . . . but don't tell her that, that'll just confuse her. She wrote on her blog:
Theft dismissed and I am innocent!Yes!Yes!Yes!I plead guilty today in court to " DISTURBING THE PEACE "
Theft dismissed! yes! This is it! All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes!
I told you truth is going to be told and I am innocent!!!
I will drink a sexy red wine tonight after my filming and celebrate! I am smiling for real!
Thank all of you for your support and believe!
Confucius say: What the fuck this bitch talking about? I've seen better English from a Nigerian banker needing my help to withdraw $25 million from a bank account that belonged to a dead relative of mine. $25 million? And I only need to front $10,000? Why I'd be a fool not to do it!

Bai Ling's mug shot