Bai Ling

Dave Navarro and Bai Ling? WTF?

Meant to get to this last Friday before, um, something came up --  *does drinking motion with pinky and thumb* -- but it looks like Dave Navarro is boning Bai Ling. The two were seen having dinner at Katsuya last Thursday before heading back to Bai's apartment in West Hollywood. Damn, this guy really goes all out for Halloween. Just because you're going to the costume party as a syphilis victim doesn't mean that you actually have to catch syphilis.

*10 Dave Navarro and Bai Ling pictures total in the gallery:

Bai Ling leaving BOA steakhouse in West Hollywood (4/14)

Do you think that in 20 years, Bai Ling will look back on this decade and ask herself, "What the fuck was I thinking?"

NOTE: To see the uncensored Tila Tequila nip slip pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*11 pics total in the gallery:

Bai Ling leaving the Grand Opening Of La Vida restaurant and lounge in Hollywood which benefited The American Red Cross Haitian relief efforts (2/12)

So I thought this was pretty cool and worth sharing with everyone. Bai Ling has agreed to donate $1000 to Haiti every time a member of the unsuspecting public points at her freaky eraser nipple in abject horror. Considering this is Bai Ling we're talking about, Haiti's saved folks. It's gonna be the next Beverly Hills.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Bai Ling nip slip pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Bai Ling is a great dancer

I guess Bai Ling is big in Germany or something. She was invited to the "Movie Meets Media" party in Hamburg on Monday night (Crazy exciting fact about Hamburg: The average high temperature in July is 70°F). Once there, she played the part of Bai Ling perfectly, flashing her nipples and dancing around like a horny chicken with its head cut off. When asked for a comment by a local reporter, Bai started sucking on the microphone.*

*I'm assuming this happened. You know it did.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Bai Ling's nipple, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Bai Ling at the "Rally for Kids with Cancer" benefit in Miami (11/20)

I think Bai Ling is confused. The AVN Awards aren't until January. And they're in Las Vegas, not Miami. And there's not a huge sign at the awards that says "Rally for Kids with Cancer." Wow, she really fucked this one up.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Bai Ling's nip slip, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Bai Ling at socialite Allison Serofim's Halloween Party in New York (10/30)

And that something is the Asian version of Paris Hilton in the Year 2500. She nailed it.

Bai Ling at the ASPCA fundraiser in New York (10/8)

Without a doubt, Bai Ling has the coolest cheetah back tattoo in all of Hollywood. It's not even close.

Bai Ling shopping in West Hollywood (5/7)

Lionel Richie's secretly dating Bai Ling? Sure, why not. From Fox News:

The unlikely duo was spotted on what appeared to be a romantic date last Thursday at Whist at Viceroy Santa Monica. According to an eye witness, Ling and Richie kept a low-profile and laughed and flirted throughout their meal.

I was all set to make a joke about Lionel dating someone the same age as his daughter, until I went to Wikipedia and found that Bai is 42-years-old. I mean, what the fuck? I thought she was, like, 25. See, this is why I don't trust Asian people (except you Japan *fist bump*). They're always pulling shit like this on us.

Bai Ling at the 5th Anniversary Of Cathy's Kids Foundation Dinner held at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood (4/17)

Someone might wanna tell Bai Ling that charity dinners to raise money for cancer and photoshoots for Hustler actually aren't the same thing. Pretty much the only way she could acted more inappropriately is if she had dressed up as the Grim Reaper.

Mickey Rourke outside My House nightclub in West Hollywood (4/1)

Bai Ling -- who seemingly has no shame whatsoever -- really really really doesn't want you to think she hooked up with Mickey Rourke. Earlier in January, Ling "accosted" Rourke at a party in Hollywood and the two made out all night. The actress' -- and I use that term in the loosest sense imaginable -- publicist told the New York Post:

"While Bai Ling, who is single, has dated a lot during her career, she isn't some 'whore' who hooks on to rising actors. She considers Mickey Rourke a friend. He sent a car for her. She never had an interest in dating him. The next day it was all over the tabloids . . . Though she is an iconoclast with her fashion, too often she's mislabeled as a tawdry Holly Golightly."

Uh oh. If Mickey's smart, he'll cash in on his new-found 15 minutes STAT. Because if a nobody like Bai Ling is denying she hooked up with you, you know your career is circling the toilet. It's great how Bai's agent made a point of letting everyone know that his client isn't a "whore." I completely agree. I've always called the girls I've "visited" that look like her "deep tissue masseuses" . . . that forget to wear their tops.*

*BTW, if you've seen Bai Ling topless, you'll find yourself thinking: "That's not a nipple . . . that's a Space Station." (Link NSFW)