She looks like a bass
Washed-up rocker Axl Rose badly wants to bang Kelly Osbourne -- and he's not ashamed to let her know it. From OK! magazine:
Hipster New York designer Richie Rich told OK! that he and his buddy Kelly, 24, bumped into the oddball singer at a recent Hollywood party."He was really weird with her," said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. "He kept leering at her and saying, "I want to fuck you!" (Source)
Give Axl some credit. When you've sold millions of albums, made truckloads of money, and become an international icon, you've earned the right to bang 20-something-year-olds. You've just got to wonder why someone who could be eating filet mignon would settle for Spam. The sad thing about this story is that that pick up line probably works for Axl most of the time. With Kelly though, you've got to be a little more subtle, something like, "I've got three pounds of fudge back at my place" or "Can I buy you a feedbag?" would probably work a little better. Judging by that black eye she was sporting yesterday, Kelly must have told Axl no.
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