Wilmer Valderrama outside an office building in Beverly Hills (5/28)
Are Wilmer Valderrama (seen above in Beverly Hills earlier this year working as a valet . . . he is the valet, right?) and Avril Lavigne dating? Um, I don't know. Wait, who is Wilmer Valderrama? An insider told
Life & Style:
"They have been friends since working together on Fast Food Nation in 2005, but things heated up last month. One of their first dates was Oct. 29 at Nobu in West Hollywood.”
Avril, 25, and Wilmer, 29, took things public at LA club Wonderland last Saturday. "She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other’s ear, laughing," says a witness. "They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2."
Avril wasn't flirting with Wilmer -- she was trying to figure out who the hell he was: "Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere? I swear I've seen your face before, many many many many years ago . . ."
Avril Lavigne leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (7/18)
I think Avril Lavigne's over
her estranged husband Deryck Whibley. Billionaires tend to help you do that. From
Star:
Avril Lavigne was partying like a single gal even before she and husband Deryk Whibley announced their split on Sept. 17. So it’s no shocker that the “Sk8er Boi” singer has already jumped into a new relationship - with Dole Food Company billionaire Justin Murdock. “Avril and Justin have been to Hawaii together but mostly they’ve been holed up at his place,” an insider tells Star. “Avril’s had a thing for Justin for a while.” Indeed, the two were caught getting close at L.A.’s Delux Bar last December.
But Avril, 25, isn’t ready to go public yet, says the insider. “That’s fine by him - it means they’ll spend more time alone!”
Of course "Avril's had a thing for Justin for a while" --
he's a freaking billionaire. The only thing more of a turn-on to chicks than a dude with money is a guy hung like a
Shetland pony celebrity blogger. Hopefully Avril realizes what a extraordinary opportunity she's been offered and takes advantage of it by cementing her financial future --
with the release of another album by getting knocked up.
Avril Lavigne leaving The Troubadour in L.A. (7/15)
Long rumored,
Us Weekly is claiming that Avril Lavigne and her husband Deryck Whibley have split up:
"She dumped him and told him she was leaving him. She wants to move on," a source tells the new Us Weekly, adding that Lavigne, 25, forced him out of their $9.5 million, 12,000-square-foot estate in L.A.'s Bel Air. "Divorce papers will be filed any day now."
Whibley, 29, "is crushed," adds another insider.
I'd be crushed too if I was Deryck. You go from living the high life in a 12,000 square foot palace in Bel Air to some 5,000 square foot dump in Malibu or Beverly Hills. Man, this guy just can't catch a break.
Avril Lavigne bikini pics! Avril Lavigne in Miami (Jan. 2008)
Avril Lavigne bikini pics (Miami; 1/29)
I hate all the people that call Avril Lavigne fake and the creation of a record label. That's crazy talk. Avril oozes punk. See that pink streak in her hair? The man disapproves of that. But does Avril care? Hell no -- she scoffs at authority. I bet that tattoo on her wrist won't start fading for weeks. I can't see her bikini bottoms but the rumor is there's skulls printed on them -- skulls man!
Avril Lavigne pregnant?
According to Canadian radio show host Zack Taylor she is!! He wrote on his site!! (like OMG!!):
Wow!! Must be that time of the year for babies!! Isthishappening.com has learned exclusively that Canadian singer, Avril Lavigne is pregnant!! You heard it here first folks!! Our insider reports that Avril is a month and a half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley has been telling all his friends that he's excited to be a father... (Source)
In other news, some dude actually had sex with Avril Lavigne.
Avril Lavigne (American Music Awards - 11/18) and Izabel Goulart (Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - 11/15)
If you're gonna wear the same dress as another celebrity, it's best that that person's name isn't prefaced with the word "supermodel"
Avril Lavigne at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood
More Avril Lavigne pictures after the jump...
Avril Lavigne is still feuding with Hilary Duff. The two went to great lengths to make sure they didn't run into each other at last week's Maxim Hot 100 Party at the Hotel Gansevoort. Even though handlers scheduled their arrivals at separate times the pair still ran into each other on the red carpet. From Metro New York magazine:
The situation created some “definite tension,” and not long afterwards, an upset Avril was “threatening to take off” and “driving everyone crazy.”
*Yawn* In other more-lesbianish Maxim Hot 100 Party news:
Fellow revelers were wondering what Sophia Bush was up to when she reportedly cut the line to the bathroom and entered with two friends, and reports Metro New York, “stayed in the stall for a long, flush-free stretch of time.” (Source)
Hmmmm ... my gut is telling me Sophia and her friends were either playing board games or having crazy lesbian sex ... maybe both. Yes, it is possible. Have you ever played the adult version of Monopoly? Trust me, you do not want to land on Boardwalk if I have a hotel on that sucker.*
*Trust me
Avril Lavigne
Hilary Duff
Sophia Bush
Avril Lavigne showed up to her CD release party at The Box in New York City looking like a weird goth ballerina. A few comments about the pics from a message board I frequent:
Thank you for these...
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
she looks ridiculous...ridiculously hot.
I wanna tear her up damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
SEXY
Treasure this moment folks--it's rare to see insane virgins in their natural habitat. Don't get too close or you'll scare them away. Once they retreat back into their bedrooms, it's nearly impossible to coax them back out. Anime porn works sometimes. Same with Cheetos.
More of Avril looking like an extra from a Tim Burton film after the jump...
