Avril Lavigne bikini pics (Miami; 1/29)
I hate all the people that call Avril Lavigne fake and the creation of a record label. That's crazy talk. Avril oozes punk. See that pink streak in her hair? The man disapproves of that. But does Avril care? Hell no -- she scoffs at authority. I bet that tattoo on her wrist won't start fading for weeks. I can't see her bikini bottoms but the rumor is there's skulls printed on them -- skulls man!
Avril Lavigne pregnant?
According to Canadian radio show host Zack Taylor she is!! He wrote on his site!! (like OMG!!):
Wow!! Must be that time of the year for babies!! Isthishappening.com has learned exclusively that Canadian singer, Avril Lavigne is pregnant!! You heard it here first folks!! Our insider reports that Avril is a month and a half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley has been telling all his friends that he's excited to be a father... (Source)
In other news, some dude actually had sex with Avril Lavigne.
Avril Lavigne (American Music Awards - 11/18) and Izabel Goulart (Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - 11/15)
If you're gonna wear the same dress as another celebrity, it's best that that person's name isn't prefaced with the word "supermodel"
Avril Lavigne is still feuding with Hilary Duff. The two went to great lengths to make sure they didn't run into each other at last week's Maxim Hot 100 Party at the Hotel Gansevoort. Even though handlers scheduled their arrivals at separate times the pair still ran into each other on the red carpet. From Metro New York magazine:
The situation created some “definite tension,” and not long afterwards, an upset Avril was “threatening to take off” and “driving everyone crazy.”
*Yawn* In other more-lesbianish Maxim Hot 100 Party news:
Fellow revelers were wondering what Sophia Bush was up to when she reportedly cut the line to the bathroom and entered with two friends, and reports Metro New York, “stayed in the stall for a long, flush-free stretch of time.” (Source)
Hmmmm ... my gut is telling me Sophia and her friends were either playing board games or having crazy lesbian sex ... maybe both. Yes, it is possible. Have you ever played the adult version of Monopoly? Trust me, you do not want to land on Boardwalk if I have a hotel on that sucker.*
*Trust me
Avril Lavigne
Hilary Duff
Sophia Bush
Avril Lavigne showed up to her CD release party at The Box in New York City looking like a weird goth ballerina. A few comments about the pics from a message board I frequent:
Thank you for these...
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
she looks ridiculous...ridiculously hot.
I wanna tear her up damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
SEXY
Treasure this moment folks--it's rare to see insane virgins in their natural habitat. Don't get too close or you'll scare them away. Once they retreat back into their bedrooms, it's nearly impossible to coax them back out. Anime porn works sometimes. Same with Cheetos.
More of Avril looking like an extra from a Tim Burton film after the jump...
Avril Lavigne's People Magazine Photoshoot
