Avril Lavigne

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 31

Avril Lavigne arriving at Koi restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Maria Menounos arriving to the set of Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Mila Kunis leaving Coffee Bean in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Taylor Swift at a flea market in Ventura, CA (pics start here)

Cheryl Burke arriving at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Pixie Lott leaving Daybreak Studios in London (pics start here)

Lana Del Rey arriving back at her hotel in Paris, France (pics start here)

Ginnifer Goodwin, Eion Bailey, and Jennifer Morrison filming Once Upon a Time in Vancouver (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr arriving at the Sydney Opera House in Australia (pics start here)

Kate Winslet arriving for a flight at Heathrow airport in London (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon returning to her hotel in London (pics start here)

Keira Knightley at the gala premiere of A Dangerous Method in London (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian arriving at an office building in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jorge Garcia and Sarah Jones filming Alcatraz in Vancouver (pics start here)

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Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner split up

One of the great love affairs of our time is over. Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne have split up. I know, right? If they couldn't make it, there's literally no chance for the rest of us. From Life & Style:

"They decided to end their relationship," a source tells Life & Style. "It wasn't working out, and they wanted to go their separate ways."

According to friends, the main reason is that they didn't see eye to eye when it came to marriage.

"She wanted to settle down, but he wasn't exactly ready," another source tells Life & Style. "They had been having problems starting in the summer with her tour because she was on the road all the time. It put a strain on their relationship."

Avril Lavigne and Brody Kardashian are no longer an item? I wish I could be the first person to say "well woopty damn do," but that honor belongs to everyone who heard about the break-up. This union probably wasn't the out-and-out fraud that was the Kim Kardashian fiasco, but it was definitely a desperate publicity agent's wet dream. Avril, enough with the phony relationships, get back in the studio and make music that sucks less.

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Brody Jenner arriving at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel on Saturday night

Avril Lavigne got her boyfriend Brody Jenner's ass kicked on Sunday morning. After starting a fight -- as annoying drunk chicks tend to do -- with another group of revelers at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, Avril left Brody to take care of business. And by "take care of business" I mean someone smashed a bottle over his head. From TMZ:

According to our sources, Avril got into a dust-up shortly before 1:00 AM at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel with [an unknown girl]. We're told when Brody tried to intervene ... he took a bottle to the head from someone for his troubles.

Law enforcement sources tell us hotel security broke up the fight and detained Brody and others involved. Police were called to the hotel and when all was said and done ... we're told the police report listed Brody as the victim of an assault with a deadly weapon.

Our sources say Brody was the only one involved who spoke to police -- the other combatants (including Avril) had split by the time they arrived. We're told Brody refused medical attention and went to the hospital on his own.

Is it fair to say that Avril Lavigne is finished? I mean, come on. When was the last time anyone said "I can't wait until the new Avril album drops." Now things have gotten so bad that she's dating the help and staging fake fights. Speaking of fake, we at Celebslam wish Brody Kardashian a speedy recovery. I have no doubt that he'll be back on his feet doing absolutely nothing again in no time. Oh, and as for the "unknown girl," the check is in the mail.

UPDATE: Apparently it was a guy that hit Brody, not a girl. OK that makes sense, as most chicks in Hollywood are already drugged an unconscious by that time of the night:

The guy who hit Brody Jenner with a beer bottle Sunday morning was talking a LOT of trash before things got violent ... even calling BJ a "douche" ... this according to a witness. Brody DID jaw back at the drunk guy ... but we're told BJ did NOT strike first. Sources say ... when the guy hit Brody with the bottle, his friends rushed in and attacked both BJ and Avril, who happened to be standing next Brody at the time.

These guys were probably just distraught over Kim's divorce. It's not Brody's fault. Dammit, there's nothing he could have done about it.

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Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne leaving L'Avenue restaurant in Paris (9/17)

I first wrote about Brody Jenner's "Avril" forearm tattoo last year with the headline "I hope that's not permanent." Well there's Brody and girlfriend Avril Lavigne in Paris over the weekend. And there's the tattoo, so, it looks like it was indeed permanent. Wow, talk about pussywhipped. You can't see Brody's right hand, but I'm assuming he's clutching a tampon, at the ready. "Do you need it yet, honeybear my love?"

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, February 7

Avril Lavigne at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kristen Bell on the set of House of Lies in New York (pics start here)

Matt Damon and his stepdaughter Alexia Barroso in Malibu (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon jogging in Brentwood (pics start here)

Josh Brolin riding his bike in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Jason Statham and his girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Whitney Port arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus leaving Coffee Bean in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Nicole Kidman at the "2011 Vanguard Awards" at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival (pics start here)

Gina Gershon outside Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Model Eva Marcille at LAX airport (pics start here)

Angie Everhart at the "2nd Annual Hollybowl hosted by Holly Madison" at LAVO nightclub inside The Palazzo Resort in Las Vegas (pics start here)

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Avril Lavigne nip slip!

To celebrate the start of "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel, here's Avril Lavigne flashing her nipple yesterday in shark-infested waters in Malibu. I'm just kidding, there's no sharks in Malibu . . . unless you go to one of the law firms! Huzzah!!! Am I right painfully unfunny joke that I pulled straight from Jay Leno's monologue or am I right!

NOTE: To see the uncensored Avril Lavigne nip slip pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne arriving to Taverna Tony's restaurant in Malibu (5/16)

I'm being sarcastic with that headline btw. I need more Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne in my life about as much as I need more gaping stab wounds. From In Touch Weekly:

Brody Jenner has been pitching a reality show about his new romance — now he’s just got to convince his girlfriend, Avril Lavigne, to co-star! According to an insider, Brody, 26, is determined to increase his C-list level of fame, and he thinks dating Avril, 25 — in front of America — is the way to do it. “Brody came up with the idea for a reality show, and he’s begging Avril to do it,” her pal tells In Touch. “She’s in love with him, but isn’t sure about it, yet she doesn’t want to tell him no.” Brody and Avril have been seen together since February — soon after his split with Playboy model Jayde Nicole and her separation from husband Deryck Whibley.

This is just what America needs -- another show about overprivileged 20-something-year-olds with tons of money and no concept of reality. If we keep this up, by the year 2030 this country will be run by complete morons who don't know the value of a dollar and are only concerned with their public appearance . . . so a lot like it is today.

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Brody Jenner's new tattoo

Brody Jenner and his girlfriend Avril Lavigne hit up Las Palmas nightclub in Hollywood last night. And he had that on his arm. Wow. And I thought the butterfly on my ankle was bad. I really hope that's not permanent. The only thing more embarrassing than getting an Avril Lavigne tattoo on your arm is actually dating Avril Lavigne. Wait a minute . . .

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Avril Lavigne leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (3/21)

Does Lindsay Lohan get along with anyone in Hollywood? No no, I mean besides her dealer. From the New York Post:

Lohan and Lavigne had a huge fight in front of fellow guests at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont. It ended with Lohan desperately trying to get her rival thrown out.

An eyewitness told Page Six: "Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi. But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: 'Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don't like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.' Lindsay was furious and screamed back: 'Don't threaten me!' She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off."

Sources tell us that the feud kicked off when Lohan snubbed Lavigne at an event -- but sidled up to her acting friendly once Lavigne was sitting with a group at the Chateau Marmont days later.

Lindsay tried to get Avril thrown out? Now that's funny. It just shows you how delusional she's become. In Lindsay's mind, it's still 2004 and she can order people around because she's so damn hot and everyone wants a piece of her. In reality, a homeless dude could wander into the Chateau Marmont and complain to security that Lindsay was bothering him while he was trying to eat a sandwich he found in the trash, and she'd get her ass thrown out.

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God damn she's edgy

Avril Lavigne has been dating Brody Jenner all of two weeks and she's already dropping the "love" bomb on him. Run Brody, RUN!!! From the New York Post:

Looks like Avril Lavigne has finally met her match. The divorced pop star and her new man, Brody Jenner, were knocking back Jägermeister shots at Bank nightclub at Bellagio in Vegas Sunday night. A spy told us, "Lavigne and Jenner were having a blast. They were taking shots with friends including Olympic snowboarder Shaun White, grabbing the microphone, shouting, 'Jager shots' and making the crowd go wild." Lavigne later grabbed the mike and shouted, "I love you, Brody!"

Ahhh, to be young and in love again . . . where the guy of your dreams has been in more Hollywood poon than all the OB/GYNs on Santa Monica Blvd. combined. It's heartfelt tales like these filled with love, romance, and herpes lesions that still give the rest of us hope that "the one" might still be out there.

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