Audrina Patridge went down to Mexico for Memorial Day Weekend. I know what you're thinking: But how did she afford it? Turns out she actually ate last Wednesday so she didn't have to spend any money on food. So that's kinda cool. Resort restaurants can be so damn expensive.
*40 Audrina Patridge bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Audrina Patridge celebrating her 26th Birthday at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (5/14)
"So about that whole calling you 'shallow, heartless, and empty' thing . . . my bad." From People:
Looks like they're on again! After several weeks of partying in Palm Beach, Fla., and Mexico together, Audrina Patridge has split from her polo player boyfriend Nic Roldan and started dating ex-boyfriend Corey Bohan again, a source tells PEOPLE.
"They really had a blast together but she has started seeing her ex-boyfriend Corey Bohan," the source says. "Nic has moved on."
Patridge, 26, who stars in VH1's Audrina, had asked Roldan, 28, to join her in New York when she was promoting the show last month, then again for the Kentucky Derby. But things changed in her life, and the dates were broken.
"Audrina and Nic had something going but it was bad timing as she is still interested in her old boyfriend," the source tells People.
Audrina's going back to this Corey guy after he called her "shallow"? Either Audrina is the type of girl that likes to be treated like crap, or this dude is swinging some serious lumber . . . which would explain why he called her "shallow." He needs to hook up with Paris Hilton. I hear you can fit an entire baseball bat up her -- and I don't mean one of those little souvenir ones.
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Audrina Patridge's new reality show is pretty much what you were expecting
Audrina Patridge's new reality show . . . wait for it . . . Audrina . . . premiered Sunday night on VH1. Last month VH1′s VP of Original Programming and Production Jeff Olde said of the show:
"We love that Audrina's life plays out simultaneously on two levels. On one level, she is working hard to establish herself in the entertainment industry. But at the same time she has this amazingly real, supportive family in Orange County who keeps her grounded. Ultimately, this is the story of a young woman with dreams, goals and ambitions all put through the no-BS filter of her family."
I'm not sure he was talking about Audrina, because that show on Sunday was nothing but tits, ass, and tits. I know, right? I was quite shocked. It's almost like they're trying to boost ratings by focusing more on Audrina's body and less on her struggling to complete basic everyday tasks like operating a microwave. It's sort of ironic though, because I'd be more likely to watch a show that featured Audrina Patridge struggling to complete basic everyday tasks like operating a microwave
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Audrina Patridge out and about in Beverly Hills (3/17)
And now a lesson in how not to handle a breakup, courtesy of Audrina Patridge's ex boyfriend Corey Bohan. From the Daily Mail:
Corey [tweeted] several expletive filled messages, most of which were later deleted, calling the 25-year-old reality star a slew of names.
Clearly still reeling from their break up earlier this month he wrote: "A girl that's told yes by everyone surrounding them grows up to be a heartless closed off insecure individual."
"Time 2 pick up the pieces & stop being so sad! Some woman will always be empty & rotten from the inside out," he wrote in an earlier message.
"U cant love a heartless woman."
Why is this guy so upset? There are plenty of other vapid morons who are only concerned with their appearance out there to date. Just start with anyone in politics. Besides, what did this Corey dude think would happen when he dated Audrina? That she'd suddenly become this deep philosophical thinker that wasn't completely obsessed with herself? That's ridiculous. She's a woman.
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Pretty sure I could trick Audrina Patridge into sleeping with me by just doing one of those hidden thumb tricks. "Are you a wizard, mister?" I just may try now that she's single:
It's over for Audrina Patridge and Corey Bohan...again. A source close to the reality star, 25, tells UsMagazine.com that Patridge ended things with Austrialian BMX racer Bohan over the weekend. It's not the first time Patridge and Bohan have parted ways. The couple were on-and-off for a few months in 2009 -- but then reconnected late last year.
Is it really a surprise that Audrina's single? A smoking body can only keep a relationship going for so long. After a while, a guy wants to spend time with someone that can have a decent conversation . . . or at the very least, spell. Audrina's going to realize soon that if she's going to keep a man interested in her, she's going to have to do something that might be a strain on her physically: anal read.
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+ Jamie Chung is simply beautiful [Popoholic]
+ I'm definitely watching this episode (boobs) [Just Jared]
+ It's Emilia Fox's ass crack (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Awk-Ward [PopEater]
+ Finally, a hot Olsen sister [Celebuzz]
+ Your lesbian sex fantasy of the day [moejackson]
+ Aniston is about to adopt a Mexican baby [Cele|bitchy]
+ Guess that celebrity bikini ass! [CityRag]
Audrina Patridge's mom Lynn goes on epic drunken rant
Lynn Patridge went on an EPIC drunken rant Tuesday night outside Beso, the same night her daughter Audrina was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. A few highlights:
(:41) "Audrina is going to fucking rise. She's got class. You know why? Fuckin-A, she's a Polish, Catholic, fucking full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don't give a shit. It's all American."
(1:23) "She's kicking ass on her reality show and we're going to fucking smoke it, especially Lauren Conrad's pissy little fashion shit. That bitch wants to bring it on? Let's go! Fucking let's go!"
(1:40) "If you think Kurt Russell and fuckin' Sarah Palin's daughter did good, right on I hope they win, but I hope Brandy wins."
(2:47) "I've had it. I've been a celebrity mom eight years through this Hills bullshit, but Audrina's going to the next level, baby. She's got it in her. Fucking Hills girls -- Hills tramps! My baby's a star! She's the only one that has some class and I don't give a fuck about it."
(3:34) "Hey, I'm gonna be on TV soon baby. you better look for me 'cause I'll be on another reality show with my daughter. And we're gonna kick ass and show you how the real American -- All-American family lives."
(3:53) "...I usually don't drink..."
(4:25) "Happy America. We are all Americans -- hoo yah!"
I NEED more of this woman in my life. If I can find a cheap flight (Southwest maybe?), I may go to L.A. this weekend and start stalking her.
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