Audrina Patridge

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, January 5 and Sunday, January 6

Audrina Patridge arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kelly Brook out and about in London (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens are her boyfriend Austin Butler shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus arriving at a recording studio in Burbank (pics start here)

Selma Blair shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Megan Fox at a Land Rover dealership in Encino, CA (pics start here)

Katy Perry and John Mayer leaving Osteria Mozza restaurant in Hollywood (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan leaving China Tang restaurant in London (pics start here)

Ali Larter on her way to a birthday party at Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom's home in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)

Katharine McPhee at NBC's "2013 Winter TCA Tour" at the Langham Hotel in Pasadena (pics start here)

Alice Eve arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jessica Chastain arriving at The Walter Kerr Theatre for her Broadway play The Heiress (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Audrina Patridge is not dead

Former star of The Hills Audrina Patridge has pretty much disappeared since the show was canceled in 2010 (I know, I thought she'd at least have an Oscar by now). So imagine my surprise when the paparazzi agency had pics of her hosting the "Spring Break Bash" at Chateau Nightclub & Gardens at the Paris Las Vegas over the weekend -- wearing a see-through shirt of course. Because how else are you going to grab everyone's attention when your only discernible talent is coloring?

Ouch, that was too easy. I miss this bitch.

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Audrina Patridge bikini pics! (Ixtapa, Mexico - 5/29)

Audrina Patridge went down to Mexico for Memorial Day Weekend. I know what you're thinking: But how did she afford it? Turns out she actually ate last Wednesday so she didn't have to spend any money on food. So that's kinda cool. Resort restaurants can be so damn expensive.

*40 Audrina Patridge bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Audrina Patridge celebrating her 26th Birthday at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (5/14)

"So about that whole calling you 'shallow, heartless, and empty' thing . . . my bad." From People:

Looks like they're on again! After several weeks of partying in Palm Beach, Fla., and Mexico together, Audrina Patridge has split from her polo player boyfriend Nic Roldan and started dating ex-boyfriend Corey Bohan again, a source tells PEOPLE.

"They really had a blast together but she has started seeing her ex-boyfriend Corey Bohan," the source says. "Nic has moved on."

Patridge, 26, who stars in VH1's Audrina, had asked Roldan, 28, to join her in New York when she was promoting the show last month, then again for the Kentucky Derby. But things changed in her life, and the dates were broken.

"Audrina and Nic had something going but it was bad timing as she is still interested in her old boyfriend," the source tells People.

Audrina's going back to this Corey guy after he called her "shallow"? Either Audrina is the type of girl that likes to be treated like crap, or this dude is swinging some serious lumber . . . which would explain why he called her "shallow." He needs to hook up with Paris Hilton. I hear you can fit an entire baseball bat up her -- and I don't mean one of those little souvenir ones.

*33 Audrina Patridge pictures total in the gallery:

Audrina Patridge outside The Wendy Williams Show in New York (4/21)

MY CAPTION: "This is my head. It is very hairy. Sometimes I wear a hat on top of it. Tee hee."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Audrina Patridge's new reality show is pretty much what you were expecting

Audrina Patridge's new reality show . . . wait for it . . . Audrina . . . premiered Sunday night on VH1. Last month VH1′s VP of Original Programming and Production Jeff Olde said of the show:

"We love that Audrina's life plays out simultaneously on two levels. On one level, she is working hard to establish herself in the entertainment industry. But at the same time she has this amazingly real, supportive family in Orange County who keeps her grounded. Ultimately, this is the story of a young woman with dreams, goals and ambitions all put through the no-BS filter of her family."

I'm not sure he was talking about Audrina, because that show on Sunday was nothing but tits, ass, and tits. I know, right? I was quite shocked. It's almost like they're trying to boost ratings by focusing more on Audrina's body and less on her struggling to complete basic everyday tasks like operating a microwave. It's sort of ironic though, because I'd be more likely to watch a show that featured Audrina Patridge struggling to complete basic everyday tasks like operating a microwave

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Audrina Patridge out and about in Beverly Hills (3/17)

And now a lesson in how not to handle a breakup, courtesy of Audrina Patridge's ex boyfriend Corey Bohan. From the Daily Mail:

Corey [tweeted] several expletive filled messages, most of which were later deleted, calling the 25-year-old reality star a slew of names.

Clearly still reeling from their break up earlier this month he wrote: "A girl that's told yes by everyone surrounding them grows up to be a heartless closed off insecure individual."

"Time 2 pick up the pieces & stop being so sad! Some woman will always be empty & rotten from the inside out," he wrote in an earlier message.

"U cant love a heartless woman."

Why is this guy so upset? There are plenty of other vapid morons who are only concerned with their appearance out there to date. Just start with anyone in politics. Besides, what did this Corey dude think would happen when he dated Audrina? That she'd suddenly become this deep philosophical thinker that wasn't completely obsessed with herself? That's ridiculous. She's a woman.

*25 Audrina Patridge pictures total in the gallery:

Audrina Patridge in Hawaii in 2008

Pretty sure I could trick Audrina Patridge into sleeping with me by just doing one of those hidden thumb tricks. "Are you a wizard, mister?" I just may try now that she's single:

It's over for Audrina Patridge and Corey Bohan...again. A source close to the reality star, 25, tells UsMagazine.com that Patridge ended things with Austrialian BMX racer Bohan over the weekend. It's not the first time Patridge and Bohan have parted ways. The couple were on-and-off for a few months in 2009 -- but then reconnected late last year.

Is it really a surprise that Audrina's single? A smoking body can only keep a relationship going for so long. After a while, a guy wants to spend time with someone that can have a decent conversation . . . or at the very least, spell. Audrina's going to realize soon that if she's going to keep a man interested in her, she's going to have to do something that might be a strain on her physically: anal read.

*15 Audrina Patridge bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, February 23

Audrina Patridge shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Christina Hendricks on the set of her new movie I Don't Know How She Does It in New York (pics start here)

Colin Farrell leaving Katsuya in Hollywood (pics start here)

Isla Fisher at Heathrow airport in London (pics start here)

Elle Macpherson hosting the official catwalk launch of Virgin Blue's new uniforms in Sydney (pics start here)

Frankie Muniz and his girlfriend Elycia Turnbow leaving BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale arriving at a gym in Vancouver (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson arriving at LAX airport from London (pics start here)

Harrison Ford leaving the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Naomi Watts arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Pamela Anderson leaving the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Minnie Driver arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr leaving the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

*125 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Audrina Patridge leaving The Room in Hollywood (1/25)

CAPTION: "Wake up...brush teeth...take shower...turn shower off...put underwear on...make oatmeal on stove...turn stove off..."

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Audrina Patridge Pictures