Audrina Patridge bikini pool pics! (Malibu - 8/5)
GUY WITH DUMB TATTOO: “Hi . . . haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”
AUDRINA: “Hi, I’m Audrina, I like to color, tee he he!”
I’d like to think their conversation went something like that.
Audrina Patridge loves Celebslam
I think it’s painfully clear after seeing this video that Audrina wants to bang the beejeezus out of me. Well I will not be treated like a piece of meat thank you very much! I’m sick of being used for my hot body. I want to feel like a gentleman. I want flowers and dinner.
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Audrina Patridge bikini pics! (Malibu - 7/19)
I don’t know what it is about Audrina (her vacant stare? the fact that every other sentence out of her mouth is “math is hard”?) but she seems like one of the slowest chicks in Hollywood. Like if you cut open her head, instead of a brain, you’d find a hamster wheel. But instead of a hamster running around the wheel to propel her thoughts, it’d be off to the side sound asleep.
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Courtesy of In Touch Weekly (Click the pic for the larger version)
“I’m happy with curves. I’m a real woman,” says Beyoncé, who somehow remains humble about the allure of her ample bosom, though it has been honored in various slo-mo videos that fans have posted online. In fact, the 26-year-old doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. “I have insecurities,” she admits. “Every day I look in the mirror and find something wrong. My legs could be more muscular, my waist just a little smaller and my boobs could be a little bigger. But I’d never have surgery.” “I don’t have a problem wearing sexy clothes,” she says.
When photos popped up on the Internet of Megan Fox emerging from the water practically topless — save for some see-through pasties — on the set of Jennifer’s Body, they caused a sensation. The Angelina Jolie look-alike, 22, may be a buxom stunner, but she still claims to be shy, saying she thinks of herself as “very masculine. I don’t feel sexy like that, especially not when you’re getting ready to film and there’s a crew of 1,000 men just waiting for you to lean over the hood of a car.” Megan admits that she once took the stage at a strip club. “I didn’t do nudity, but I made hundreds for just one song.”
John Mayer could definitely dedicate his hit song “Your Body is a Wonderland” to his new girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. While the star of the upcoming film He’s Just Not That Into You isn’t at all shy about baring her body in teeny-tiny bikinis, she does get a bit miffed at allegations that she’s had plastic surgery. “It’s still mine. All of it. Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do,” says the 39-year-old, adding, “I really am pretty happy with what God gave me. Greek women are always round with big boobs.”
Long before Audrina Patridge found fame as one of Lauren Conrad’s best friends on The Hills, she was an aspiring model. She even posed for provocative topless pictures right after she graduated high school. “I intended for them to be artistic,” says the 23-year-old. She’s quick to add she’s “not ashamed” of the shots, and she has no reason to be since they proved she has perfect breasts. So, are there more sexy shoots in her future? “Audrina is a beautiful girl,” Playboy rep Lauren Melone tells In Touch, “and if she really is interested in posing for Playboy, our editors would love to talk to her directly.” “Leave my boobs alone,” Audrina once shot back at someone who’d asked if she had plastic surgery.
Katherine Heigl isn’t one of the women in Hollywood who had to get implants to get attention. “It’s disconcerting that there are so many women with fake breasts now that that’s the standard. Real boobs don’t look like that,” says the naturally blessed 29-year-old. “When I was 13, I was flat as a board. I actually prayed for big boobs. I developed at about 14, and they kept going. Obviously, prayer works!” Still, Katherine knows that male fans tend to not be so picky. “Most guys think whether they’re real or fake doesn’t really matter, as long as they’re big,” she says. “A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot,” says Katherine.
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Audrina Patridge shopping at the DDC LAB store in West Hollywood (6/24)
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Audrina Patridge upskirt pics!
I like Audrina’s thinking here. Throw the paparazzi a bone and flash your underwear and they’ll probably forget all about taking that close-up of your cankles. You give a little, you get a little. Everyone wins.
Audrina Patridge bikini pics! (Hawaii - 5/15)
The Hills‘ star Audrina Patridge started filming her new movie Into the Blue 2 yesterday in Hawaii. Though she has yet to film an entire scene, critics and bloggers are already hailing her performance as “booooooooooooooooooooobs.”
I could totally see this movie being just like Star Wars with people lining up at the theatre days before the release. Only instead of a bunch of dorks dressed up as Luke Skywalker, there’ll be 50 creepy dudes in trenchcoats.
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Audrina Patridge to star in Into the Blue 2
The Hills‘ Audrina Patridge is gonna be a movie star. The “reality” star will appear in the creatively-named Into the Blue 2, the sequel to 2005’s Into the Blue. Us Weekly says:
Patridge plays a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
The role is “giving me the chance to show people [what I can do],” Patridge, who recently canned her agent for not getting her enough gigs, told Ryan Seacrest on May 8. “This is why I moved to L.A.” (Source)
If by “show people what I can do” Audrina means she’ll run around in a bathing suit on screen for two hours while teenage boys (and some bloggers *wink*) furiously masturbate to her scantily clad body, then she’s right, this role is perfect for her. Also perfect for Audrina: coloring books.
[WENN]
Audrina Patridge posed for Playboy
The Hills‘ Audrina Patridge has a dirty little secret. Back in 2005 when the reality star was freshly graduated from high school, she did a test shoot for Playboy. The pics were never published because she was a nobody. But now she’s somewhat of a somebody. An insider told Splash News:
“She was determined to go ahead with it, even though she was warned to wait and see how her modeling went before doing topless stuff. She was always comfortable in front of the camera and wasn’t shy or nervous about doing a nude shoot. Looking at the pictures you’d say they were crazy to turn her down. She looks absolutely sensational.”
In a statement issued through her rep, Audrina said:
“I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me.” (Source)
So sad, I can totally relate. A couple years back some big city swindler took advantage of my trusting, country-boy nature and tricked me into doing gay porn. Oh the regret. Sometimes I almost wish I’d never been born with such a firm ass.
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[Splash News]
