“I can count to this many all by myself.”
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
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Audrina Patridge leaving Lauren Conrad’s house in Hollywood (9/18)
If you hate anything and everything having to do with The Hills, you may want to skip this story. From the New York Post:
When the blank-faced star of “The Hills,” Audrina Patridge , showed up to the Passion for Pink luncheon at a private home in Beverly Hills last week, she was gifted with a $22,000 diamond Igal Haimov watch. Sources said Patridge, not known for her sense of expression, “was speechless.” Source)>
Considering what a worthless no-talent Audrina is, she better keep that watch in a safe place. Because three years from now when The Hills has been canceled, her implants begin to leak saline, and the luster on her veneers starts to fade, she’s probably going to have to hock that thing for Top Ramen money. Something else I predict she’ll be selling in the near future to pay her grocery bills: Her ass.*
*I was gonna say home loans but that’s way too embarrassing.
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Audrina Patridge’s new Hollywood Hill’ home
The Hills‘ Audrina Patridge is the proud new owner of a 3 bedroom, 2 bath home in the Hollywood Hills. Audrina is the second Hills “actress” to buy a million dollar home. Earlier this year, Lauren Conrad bought a Spanish-style home off of Los Angeles’ Sunset Strip for $2.36 million. The description of Audrina’s house from the listing:
This new construction Spanish Villa has a spectacular view over looking the city! It has 3 bedrooms & two and a half baths, & a huge gourmet chef’s kitchen. The kitchen features a separate convection oven, 6 burner gas stove, built-in microwave, wine refrigerator and side by side refrigerator, & a center island. The entertainer’s patio is like a resort w/ built in BBQ, refrigerator. (Source)
For all you haters out there, Audrina earned this house. I dare you to find someone in Hollywood who can pull off a better blank stare.
Audrina Patridge bikini pool pics! (Malibu - 8/5)
GUY WITH DUMB TATTOO: “Hi . . . haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”
AUDRINA: “Hi, I’m Audrina, I like to color, tee he he!”
I’d like to think their conversation went something like that.
Audrina Patridge loves Celebslam
I think it’s painfully clear after seeing this video that Audrina wants to bang the beejeezus out of me. Well I will not be treated like a piece of meat thank you very much! I’m sick of being used for my hot body. I want to feel like a gentleman. I want flowers and dinner.
Check out Audrina’s new site HERE
Audrina Patridge bikini pics! (Malibu - 7/19)
I don’t know what it is about Audrina (her vacant stare? the fact that every other sentence out of her mouth is “math is hard”?) but she seems like one of the slowest chicks in Hollywood. Like if you cut open her head, instead of a brain, you’d find a hamster wheel. But instead of a hamster running around the wheel to propel her thoughts, it’d be off to the side sound asleep.
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Courtesy of In Touch Weekly (Click the pic for the larger version)
“I’m happy with curves. I’m a real woman,” says Beyoncé, who somehow remains humble about the allure of her ample bosom, though it has been honored in various slo-mo videos that fans have posted online. In fact, the 26-year-old doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. “I have insecurities,” she admits. “Every day I look in the mirror and find something wrong. My legs could be more muscular, my waist just a little smaller and my boobs could be a little bigger. But I’d never have surgery.” “I don’t have a problem wearing sexy clothes,” she says.
When photos popped up on the Internet of Megan Fox emerging from the water practically topless — save for some see-through pasties — on the set of Jennifer’s Body, they caused a sensation. The Angelina Jolie look-alike, 22, may be a buxom stunner, but she still claims to be shy, saying she thinks of herself as “very masculine. I don’t feel sexy like that, especially not when you’re getting ready to film and there’s a crew of 1,000 men just waiting for you to lean over the hood of a car.” Megan admits that she once took the stage at a strip club. “I didn’t do nudity, but I made hundreds for just one song.”
John Mayer could definitely dedicate his hit song “Your Body is a Wonderland” to his new girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. While the star of the upcoming film He’s Just Not That Into You isn’t at all shy about baring her body in teeny-tiny bikinis, she does get a bit miffed at allegations that she’s had plastic surgery. “It’s still mine. All of it. Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do,” says the 39-year-old, adding, “I really am pretty happy with what God gave me. Greek women are always round with big boobs.”
Long before Audrina Patridge found fame as one of Lauren Conrad’s best friends on The Hills, she was an aspiring model. She even posed for provocative topless pictures right after she graduated high school. “I intended for them to be artistic,” says the 23-year-old. She’s quick to add she’s “not ashamed” of the shots, and she has no reason to be since they proved she has perfect breasts. So, are there more sexy shoots in her future? “Audrina is a beautiful girl,” Playboy rep Lauren Melone tells In Touch, “and if she really is interested in posing for Playboy, our editors would love to talk to her directly.” “Leave my boobs alone,” Audrina once shot back at someone who’d asked if she had plastic surgery.
Katherine Heigl isn’t one of the women in Hollywood who had to get implants to get attention. “It’s disconcerting that there are so many women with fake breasts now that that’s the standard. Real boobs don’t look like that,” says the naturally blessed 29-year-old. “When I was 13, I was flat as a board. I actually prayed for big boobs. I developed at about 14, and they kept going. Obviously, prayer works!” Still, Katherine knows that male fans tend to not be so picky. “Most guys think whether they’re real or fake doesn’t really matter, as long as they’re big,” she says. “A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot,” says Katherine.
Audrina Patridge
Audrina Patridge shopping at the DDC LAB store in West Hollywood (6/24)
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Audrina Patridge upskirt pics!
I like Audrina’s thinking here. Throw the paparazzi a bone and flash your underwear and they’ll probably forget all about taking that close-up of your cankles. You give a little, you get a little. Everyone wins.
Audrina Patridge bikini pics! (Hawaii - 5/15)
The Hills‘ star Audrina Patridge started filming her new movie Into the Blue 2 yesterday in Hawaii. Though she has yet to film an entire scene, critics and bloggers are already hailing her performance as “booooooooooooooooooooobs.”
I could totally see this movie being just like Star Wars with people lining up at the theatre days before the release. Only instead of a bunch of dorks dressed up as Luke Skywalker, there’ll be 50 creepy dudes in trenchcoats.
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