If you love bikini pics of stars you may or may not have heard of, boy have I got a treat for you. Here's a little gallery I put together of bikini pics tweeted by a few B-listers (Sofia Vergara excluded) on Monday. That's Kellie Pickler above. Kellie of course is famous for doing something somewhere in the past. She may have been a reality star, a famous prostitute, or even one of those moms who got away with killing her children . . . ugh, I hope she wasn't a reality star, *shudders*
Kellie Pickler, Aubrey O'Day, Alexa Vega, Sofia Vergara, Jamie Chung, and Sara Paxton all featured in the gallery.
Former Danity Kane singer/current reality star Aubrey O'Day was nice enough to tweet some bikini pics of herself over the weekend, and no eating disorder here, just a fat ass and some big ol' American juggs. Almost makes a guy proud to live in a country addicted to hormone-injected beef and processed foods. *wipes away tear*
*20 Aubrey O'Day bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Aubrey O'Day hosted a party at Liquid Pool Lounge in Vegas on Saturday, and holy shit, look at that body. How does this chick not topple over when a slight breeze hits her? She's built like an umbrella. In other words, god bless you Aubrey O'Day. God bless you to hell.
Aubrey O'Day at the NASCAR Champion's Party at Lavo nightclub in Las Vegas (12/4)
Ouch, how embarrassing. There's not a roof high enough to jump off of to get rid of the shame of being ignored by Sam Ronson From the New York Post:
Bisexual Aubrey O'Day was looking to give Lindsay Lohan a run for her money the other night. The Danity Kane singer planted herself on top of a banquette directly in front of Samantha Ronson's deejay booth and shook everything she's got at the NASCAR Champion's party at club Lavo in Las Vegas. A spy said, "She was doing everything to get Samantha's attention, including grinding her derriere on the glass partition that blocked off the booth." All to no avail -- "Samantha totally ignored her."
How could Sam possibly turn down Aubrey O'Day? Most red-blooded men would gnaw off their own arm to bang that chick. Either Sam still feels some sort of commitment to Lindsay, or she's no longer playing for the other team. Either way, hopefully Aubrey's learned from this whole experience that if she really wants to turn on a girl like Sam, she doesn't need to shake her ass . . . she needs to lick her own eyebrows.
Holly Madison and Aubrey O'Day are not safe for work
Courtesty of storyonline.hu (Your #1 Source for Hot Hungarian Gossip!), from the burlesque show the two are starring in in Vegas, here's a topless pic of Aubrey O'Day and an "Exhibit A on why not to get seven boob jobs" pic of Holly Madison. Personally I think Holly looks great. I've always wanted to bang a chick who had nipples like a compass, one pointing north, the other south.
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Holly Madison and Aubrey O'Day topless, click the headline pic and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or
bottom of the image.
Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O'Day appeared on Sean Hannity's show last night. Quick, what's the second best way to kill your career while appearing on national television in front of millions of people? Answer: Call Fidel Castro a brilliant man. Fast forward to the 0:25 mark. OK, here's a tough one. What's the single best way to kill your career while appearing on national television in front of millions of people? Answer: Call Adolf Hitler a brilliant man. Fast forward to the 0:59 mark.
Pester Aubrey O'Day enough and she just might show you her tits. Sweet! From the National Enquirer:
Former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day, dressed to match her pink puppy, flashed a group of guys who were hooting and hollering at her from a car as she and the pooch stood on a Hollywood street corner on July 24. Now that's class! (Print Edition - 8/3)
Is it really that big of a deal to see a hot platinum-blonde chick in her early twenties expose her nubile breasts? You can see that sort of thing whenever you want if you just look in the right places -- like on the internet, at a strip club, or through second story bedroom windows. I've heard.
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