Aubrey O'Day

Aubrey O'Day swimsuit pics! (Miami - 6/9)

Celebrity Apprentice loser/in-flight rules bender Aubrey O'Day continued her career as an amateur swimsuit model by posing for a photoshoot at the beach in Miami yesterday. Wow, she is one classy broad. I bet she washes her hands when she takes a dump -- not just in a public restroom -- but also at home. La di da.

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Aubrey O'Day and her emotional support dogs

Aubrey O'Day has obtained a special medical pass that classifies her annoying painted dogs as "emotional support animals" which allows her to bring them on flights with her. Taking full advantage of the new privilege, O'Day brought her dogs on a Virgin America flight to San Francisco on Saturday, even letting them eat off her food tray. Wonderful. From TMZ:

A rep for Virgin America airlines tells TMZ ... the "Celebrity Apprentice" star was cleared to bring her 2 pets into the 1st class section of a flight this week ... because they are registered as "Emotional Support Animals."

According to the Virgin America website, the airline requires the passenger to produce a letter from a licensed mental health professional which substantiates the guest's disability-related need for the animal to accompany them in the aircraft cabin. V.A. claims the letter must state that the passenger "has a mental health-related disability" ... and that having the animal accompany the passenger is necessary for his or her mental health.

I think Aubrey is onto something here. I'm flying to Mexico City on Friday (just a few days after three police officers were killed in a shootout at the airport, yay!), and I can't help but think things will go smoother if my doctor writes me a note so I can bring some emotional support hardcore pornography. bow chicka wow wow . . .

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Aubrey O'Day hosting the "Rehab" party at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas (6/17)

Pool party season is kicking off in Las Vegas, and with it comes a ton of celebrity-hosted parties. Like the one at the Hard Rock yesterday hosted by Aubrey O'Day. Aubrey used to be famous, much like she used to be white. Neither one seems to be true anymore. What is true is my hard-on for that fierce monokini. From blankets to dress shirts, is there anything tigers don't look awesome on?

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Aubrey O'Day at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Party at Greystone Manor in West Hollywood (4/18)

In an interview with Celebuzz, Aubrey O'Day reveals that, despite Arsenio Hall calling her a slut on Celebrity Apprentice, she didn't actually lose her virginity until she was a senior in college. You mean she didn't wait until she was married? What a slut.

The Arsenio Hall-Aubrey O'Day public slanging match has become an unfortunate sideshow of the current series of Donald Trump’s top rating Celebrity Apprentice on NBC. But according to 28-year-old Aubrey, there’s a simple fact that proves her arch nemesis Arsenio, 56, is wrong when he suggests she is promiscuous or a "stank ass."

CELEBUZZ: "Did I hear correctly last week on Love Line that you didn’t lose your virginity until later than most?"

AUBREY O'DAY: "Right! Not until senior year of college. I have friends who [had sex] in high school. I never cared about sex in high school. I was also so into performing. I was always on stage so I never made those types of relationships or had that type of understanding of what everyone else was going through at that time. I was never really exposed to it enough to understand it, or want it, or care about it. I do think that regardless of whether I had been sexual early on or not, or how many partners I’ve had its just a degrading comment across the board. No one really is evil, and no one really is slutty, or whatever, they’re just behaviors and names to degrade people. Everyone is just trying to make it through life as best as they can."

Hey, remember when Arsenio Hall was a comedian? Me neither, but that's what the NAACP keeps telling me. I think I should step in and calm this situation down. Aubrey, you have to give the ol' fella a break. He's almost 60, and he's still trying to make something of himself. It just dawned on Arsenio that kissing Eddie Murphy's ass for all those years got him absolutely nowhere, so now he has to start over and be one of those "dirty" comics. That makes Grandpa Hall a very angry, bitter, little man. Ignore him. Once this season of Celebrity Apprentice is over, Arsenio will be over, too. Now do me a favor and wash your ass, it stinks.

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Aubrey O'Day bikini pics!

Aubrey O'Day tweeted a bunch of bikini pics earlier this week, including the one above. She has huge tits and I love huge tits. What an incredibly eerie coincidence. I'm really spooked right now.

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, August 18

Aubrey O'Day at the Revolution By LG/Verizon Party at The Sayers Club in Hollywood (pics start here)

Alex O’Loughlin, Taylor Wiley, and Terry O’Quinn filming Hawaii Five-0 in Oahu (pics start here)

Elle Fanning leaving Nordstrom in L.A. (pics start here)

Ivanka Trump arriving at NBC Studios in New York for an appearance on Today (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger arriving at ABC Studios in New York for an appearance on Live! with Regis and Kelly (pics start here)

Steve Carell arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Seth Rogen out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri Cruise at a helipad in Manhattan (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of End of Watch in L.A. (pics start here)

Julia Stiles arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

Nick Jonas and Delta Goodrem leaving the Adele concert in Hollywood (pics start here)

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Kellie Picker bikini pics!

If you love bikini pics of stars you may or may not have heard of, boy have I got a treat for you. Here's a little gallery I put together of bikini pics tweeted by a few B-listers (Sofia Vergara excluded) on Monday. That's Kellie Pickler above. Kellie of course is famous for doing something somewhere in the past. She may have been a reality star, a famous prostitute, or even one of those moms who got away with killing her children . . . ugh, I hope she wasn't a reality star, *shudders*

Kellie Pickler, Aubrey O'Day, Alexa Vega, Sofia Vergara, Jamie Chung, and Sara Paxton all featured in the gallery.

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Aubrey O'Day bikini pics!

Former Danity Kane singer/current reality star Aubrey O'Day was nice enough to tweet some bikini pics of herself over the weekend, and no eating disorder here, just a fat ass and some big ol' American juggs. Almost makes a guy proud to live in a country addicted to hormone-injected beef and processed foods. *wipes away tear*

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Aubrey O'Day bikini pics! (Las Vegas - 5/21)

Aubrey O'Day hosted a party at Liquid Pool Lounge in Vegas on Saturday, and holy shit, look at that body. How does this chick not topple over when a slight breeze hits her? She's built like an umbrella. In other words, god bless you Aubrey O'Day. God bless you to hell.

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Aubrey O'Day at the NASCAR Champion's Party at Lavo nightclub in Las Vegas (12/4)

Ouch, how embarrassing. There's not a roof high enough to jump off of to get rid of the shame of being ignored by Sam Ronson From the New York Post:

Bisexual Aubrey O'Day was looking to give Lindsay Lohan a run for her money the other night. The Danity Kane singer planted herself on top of a banquette directly in front of Samantha Ronson's deejay booth and shook everything she's got at the NASCAR Champion's party at club Lavo in Las Vegas. A spy said, "She was doing everything to get Samantha's attention, including grinding her derriere on the glass partition that blocked off the booth." All to no avail -- "Samantha totally ignored her."

How could Sam possibly turn down Aubrey O'Day? Most red-blooded men would gnaw off their own arm to bang that chick. Either Sam still feels some sort of commitment to Lindsay, or she's no longer playing for the other team. Either way, hopefully Aubrey's learned from this whole experience that if she really wants to turn on a girl like Sam, she doesn't need to shake her ass . . . she needs to lick her own eyebrows.